GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Yes, that’s right! It is I, your resident Master of Knowledge… The Licensed Logician, and SKA’s only 10x Golden Boner Award Winning Wisdomologist. And before you ask – Yes, I brought Charts. Ignorance beware!!
It’s time for NFCW fans to abandon their steadfast denials and delusional fantasies – and confront the cold, hard, empirical truth about their teams in the year 2017. No longer can you pretend your point differential is respectable (Niner fans), or that your team is balanced (Rams fans), or that your Head Coach isn’t a Fraud (Arizona fans), or that your expensive Defense is still elite (others). The Knowledge-Haters are on the run, and comprehensive cognition shall rule the day!
Please forgive the tardiness of my Tables. I was waiting until each NFCW team had registered at least ONE victory. But that was simply asking too much, and I knew it was time to dust off the old Table Template and get back to work! Man, it feels good!!
And so, at long last, I give you… STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson – 164/258 (63.6%) 2,008 yds, 7.8 ypa, 15 td, 4 int, 100.4 rtg
J Goff – 133/222 (59.9%) 1,759 yds, 7.7 ypa, 9td, 4 int, 90.3 rtg
C Beathard – 58/110 (52.7%) 647 yds, 5.9 ypa, 2 td, 3 int, 65.2 rtg
D Stanton – 5/14 (35.7%) 66 yds, 4.7 ypa, 0 td, 1 int, 21.7 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
T Gurley – 145 att, 627 yds, 4.3 ypc, 5 td, 5 fum
C Hyde – 122 att, 453 yds, 4.0 ypc, 4 td, 1 fum
A Peterson – 37 att, 155 yds, 4.2 ypc, 2 td, 1 fum
E Lacy – 42 att, 108 yds, 2.6 ypc, 0 td, 0 fum
What’s Changed?
The Seahawks are now an old school, Peyton Manning-eque Pass Only team, an they’re still in First Place. These plucky Boys in Blue just keep finding new and exciting ways to win! Perhaps the Defense, secure in their own eventual Canton Enshrinement, decided it was time to step aside and let Russell Wilson show what he can do. And boy, has he been incredible! He’s 2nd in the League in Passing Yards Per Game, 5th in TD Passes, and is on pace to own this Division forever.
And, for the first time in the history of The Real BKOB Report, the Rams DON’T look terrible. This is a team that had almost ALL RED across their Offensive categories at the end of last season, and look at them now!! I’ve even been told that they were technically in First Place for a brief period of time (but not really). So CONGRATS to them on being good for half of a season! Way to go, guys!
My Analysis
The 49ers are on the brink of being excommunicated from my Tables. It’s an insult to have to look at these numbers. As punishment, I’ve decided to reintroduce THE INEPT-O-METER!! Viewer discretion is advised.
Trust me, Knowledge Seekers, that hurt me more than it hurt you.
Under the unskilled “leadership” of Kyle Shanahan, the 49ers have seen superficial improvement from his predecessors in only one category. They haven’t cracked the Top 20 in any measurable Offensive ranking. This has resulted in zero wins. If I were a Niner fan, I’d hope that the next Head Coach hired by Jed York won’t be such an inadequate failure – But unfortunately, that’s the only type of Coach who would take the SF job.
And now, how about your feedback? Now that the BKOB Report is back, are you ready to start enjoying the 2017 NFL Season? Let us know in the Comments section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
