GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Greetings, SKA friends. The NFCW is the best Division in the world, and the Knowledge Seekers are loving it! Four teams, and not a losing record among them – the only Division that can boast such a tremendous feat. Not like those losers over at the NFCE.
It’s no wonder that wayward fans from other Divisions have been flocking to SpikedKoolAid to gawk at our Knowledge Tables. If we keep accumulating new users at this pace, Keal’s wife might recoup some of the hosting fees with that sweet, sweet advertising revenue. And it’s all thanks to The Real BKOB Report!!
But enough with the words. Let’s get to the STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson – 157/230 (68.3%) 1,945 yds, 8.5 ypa, 15 td, 1 int, 114.1 rtg
J Garoppolo – 114/167 (68.3%) 1,314 yds, 7.9 ypa, 7 td, 6 int, 90.8 rtg
K Murray – 167/259 (64.5%) 1,768 yds, 6.8 ypa, 7 td, 4 int, 86.8 rtg
J Goff – 175/283 (61.8%) 1,995 yds, 7.0 ypa, 9 td, 7 int, 83.3 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
C Carson – 139 att, 569 yds, 4.1 ypa, 2 td, 3 fum
M Breida – 73 att, 411 yds, 5.6 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
T Gurley – 82 att, 311 yds, 3.8 ypa, 5 td, 1 fum
D Johnson – 77 att, 300 yds, 3.9 ypa, 2 td, 0 fum
What’s changed?
I know we all love STATS, but let’s get real – winning is the only thing that matters. So, obviously, the big story on SKA has been the fabulous Arizona Cardinals – winners of three in a row, one of the longest win-streaks in the entire NFCW. It doesn’t get much better than that!
The Cards have somehow overcome the loss of QB Josh Rosen and managed to attain mediocrity. As a franchise they’re only a few hundred games below .500 so AZ fans have a lot to be excited about. That’s Redbird Football, baby! Tonight I’m gunna party like it’s 1925.
Meanwhile, the 49ers Offense has been hemorrhaging Yellow Highlighting at an accelerated pace, and it’s driving their fans completely mad. Fortunately for them, opposing defenders occasionally drop Jimmy’s errant, interceptable passes, allowing San Fran’s Running Backs to carry them into Field Goal range. So far, this strategy has fared well for the 49ers, who have had the easiest schedule in the NFC. Their .282 SOS is the lowest in the Conference, with the next easiest schedule sitting at .404 (Dallas). Their fans are appropriately cautious about their chances going foward.
My Analysis
Russell Carrington Wilson has thrown an INT. Shocking I know, even though I predicted it weeks ago. This means I can officially calculate his TD:INT ratio without short-circuiting my Knowledge Tabulator.
Now that he’s thrown a non-flawless pass, his efficiency can be put into terms that are understandable to mere mortals like us. Needless to say, he’s still having a sensational season, one that is worthy of Golden Boner consideration, and he leads the league in excellence. I might stop listing the other NFCW QBs’ stats, because quite frankly they’re embarrassing me in front of the AFCN fans.
And now, how about your feedback? I can’t wait for next Tuesday so I can read another one of my articles!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
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