GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
The 49ers are in last place because they’re pathetic. It feels right to me – but believe it or not Knowledge Seekers, it hasn’t always been that way. Some very fine people have passed through that organization. And even though none of them have won a Super Bowl with the team in the past 29 years, I’ve still decided to present this BKOB Report Special Edition segment entitled…
BKOB Presents: The Top 12 49ers (since 1995)
Why 12??? Cuz it’s the coolest number in Football 😎 This one won’t take me 3 months to finish, either. Let the listing begin!!
12) Mike Iupati OG
11) Trent Dilfer QB
Career Highlights: 8-4 as Seahawks starting QB
10) Gary Gilliam OT
Career Highlights: NFC Champion (2014)
9) Cassius Marsh DE
Career Highlights: NFC Champion (2014)
8) Julian Peterson LB
Career Highlights: 3x Pro Bowler for the Seahawks
7) Ricky Watters RB
6) Jerry Rice WR
Wow, Jerry Rice doesn’t even crack the Top 5?? This is truly a Top 12 49ers list like no other!! There must be some really amazing players left. Let’s find out together, Knowledge Seekers!!
5) Chris Maragos S
Career Highlights: Super Bowl XLVIII Champion
4) Tony McDaniel DT
Career Highlights: Super Bowl XLVIII Champion
3) Michael Robinson FB
Career Highlights: Super Bowl XLVIII Champion
2) Malcolm Smith LB
Career Highlights: Super Bowl XLVIII MVP
1) Richard Sherman CB
And there you have it, folks. I’ll make an AI-generated recap next week.
That could be the whole article, and we’d all be talking about how great it was. But this is The Real BKOB Report!! So there’s STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
K Murray – 191/276 (69.2%) 2,058 yds, 7.5 ypa, 12 td, 3 int, 100.8 rtg
B Purdy – 202/306 (66.0%) 2,613 yds, 8.5 ypa, 13 td, 8 int, 95.9 rtg
M Stafford – 232/349 (66.%) 2,557 yds, 7.3 ypa, 13 td, 7 int, 92.1 rtg
G Smith – 258/374 (69.0%), 2,781 yds, 7.4 ypa, 11 td, 11 int, 88.1 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
K Williams – 191 att, 750 yds, 3.9 ypa, 8 td, 3 fum
J Mason – 137 att, 703 yds, 5.1 ypa, 3 td, 2 fum
J Conner – 159 att, 697 yds, 4.4 ypa, 5 td, 1 fum
K Walker – 113 att, 452 yds, 4.0 ypa, 7 td, 0 fum
K Murray – 46 att, 371 yds, 8.1 ypa, 4 td, 4 fum
B Purdy – 51 att, 267 yds, 5.2 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
G Smith – 40 att, 222 yds, 5.6 ypa, 2 td, 5 fum
B Corum – 28 att, 101 yds, 3.6 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
J Smith-Njigba – 60 rec, 86 tgt, 678 yds, 11.3 ypr, 3 td, 1 fum
D Metcalf – 42 rec, 70 tgt, 638 yds, 15.2 ypr, 3 td, 2 fum
J Jennings – 42 rec, 58 tgt, 588 yds, 14.0 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
G Kittle – 43 rec, 53 tgt, 560 yds, 13.0 ypr, 7 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 49 rec, 65 tgt, 552 yds, 11.3 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Harrison Jr – 33 rec, 60 tgt, 499 yds, 15.1 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
D Samuel – 33 rec, 52 tgt, 490 yds, 14.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
C Kupp – 47 rec, 66 tgt, 488 yds, 10.4 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 36 rec, 56 tgt, 475 yds, 13.2 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
T Atwell – 27 rec, 42 tgt, 393 yds, 14.6 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
P Nacua – 28 rec, 40 tgt, 373 yds, 13.3 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 30 rec, 44 tgt, 307 yds, 10.2 ypr, 3 td, 1 fum
My Analysis:
It feels like just last week I predicted that all 4 NFCW teams would be within one game of one another. And it feels like five weeks ago I said the gap between the Seahawks and 49ers had closed. It also feels like three weeks ago I said that a two-game win streak could upend the NFCW Standings. You get the idea. And now the Mighty Seahawks – winners of 2 of their last 7 – could be 5 days away from seizing a share of First Place. It makes me proud to be an NFCW fan.
Meanwhile, the Last Place 49ers are going nowhere fast, and it’s because of Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy. On paper, they appear to be a “successful” duo (other than the whole “Super Bowl” thing), but that’s because Purdy’s teammates have been carrying him for his entire career. Don’t believe me? Here’s some Supplemental Knowledge.
Brock will be fine as long as all 6 of his All-Pro Offensive teammates stay healthy forever and agree to pay-cuts this offseason. Outside of that, the Niners are screwed. Purdy was useless at home against the 22nd ranked Defense, and he has clearly regressed in his third year as starter – a time when most elite QBs are just beginning to thrive.. even WITHOUT 6 All-Pro Offensive teammates.
Meanwhile, Shanahan (with the #2 ranked Offense) was outcoached by Rookie HC Mike MacDominant (with the #22 ranked Defense). Kyle’s team has choked away a 4+ point lead in the 4th Quarter against all three NFCW teams this year. I think that’s funny. With the Packers, Bills, Cardinals, Rams and Lions remaining on their schedule, Shanahan might be heading towards his 4th losing season in 8 years. Safe to say, we could be seeing the end of an era in San Francisco. I love it when that happens.
And now, how about your feedback? This week’s BKOB Report had a lot of Knowledge for you to digest. Take as long as you need, then join us in the Comments Section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
