The Real BKOB Report – 2024 – Week 12 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

    The NFCW has always been such a vibrant backdrop for conflict. With so many diverse characters and personalities SpikedKoolAid.com, I’ve decided that we need our own movie poster.

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    *hums the theme song without paying royalties*

    The Saga continues, Knowledge Seekers!! Here’s the Week 12 STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    K Murray – 215/313 (68.7%) 2,343 yds, 7.5 ypa, 12 td, 4 int, 98.0 rtg
    B Purdy – 202/306 (66.0%) 2,613 yds, 8.5 ypa, 13 td, 8 int, 95.9 rtg
    M Stafford – 256/385 (66.5%) 2,800 yds, 7.3 ypa, 15 td, 7 int, 93.2 rtg
    G Smith – 280/405 (69.1%), 3,035 yds, 7.5 ypa, 12 td, 12 int, 88.5 rtg

    NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
    K Williams – 207 att, 822 yds, 4.0 ypa, 9 td, 5 fum
    J Mason – 140 att, 711 yds, 5.1 ypa, 3 td, 3 fum
    J Conner – 166 att, 705 yds, 4.2 ypa, 5 td, 1 fum
    K Walker – 129 att, 493 yds, 3.8 ypa, 7 td, 0 fum
    K Murray – 48 att, 380 yds, 7.9 ypa, 4 td, 4 fum
    B Purdy – 51 att, 267 yds, 5.2 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
    Z Charbonnet – 71 att, 238 yds, 3.4 ypa, 4 td 0 fum
    B Corum – 29 att, 106 yds, 3.7 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum

    NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
    J Smith-Njigba – 66 rec, 93 tgt, 755 yds, 11.4 ypr, 4 td, 1 fum
    D Metcalf – 46 rec, 75 tgt, 697 yds, 15.2 ypr, 3 td, 2 fum
    T McBride – 61 rec, 80 tgt, 685 yds, 11.2 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
    G Kittle – 49 rec, 59 tgt, 642 yds, 13.1 ypr, 8 td, 0 fum
    J Jennings – 47 rec, 65 tgt, 628 yds, 13.4 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
    C Kupp – 55 rec, 77 tgt, 548 yds, 10.0 ypr, 5 td, 1 fum
    M Harrison Jr – 36 rec, 66 tgt, 546 yds, 15.2 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
    T Lockett – 38 rec, 59 tgt, 495 yds, 13.0 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
    D Samuel – 34 rec, 56 tgt, 511 yds, 15.0 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
    P Nacua – 37 rec, 53 tgt, 490 yds, 13.2 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
    T Atwell – 30 rec, 45 tgt, 423 yds, 14.1 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
    M Wilson – 32 rec, 48 tgt, 361 yds, 11.3 ypr, 3 td, 1 fum

    My Analysis:
    The Mighty Seattle Seahawks steamrolled the Arizona Cardinals, and have assumed control of the NFCW. How wonderful! This was technically a “rivalry” game, but that’s a tough argument to make considering Seattle has beaten Arizona a whopping SIX times in a row. WOW!!

    In those six games (dating back to 2022), the Seahawks have dominated the Line of Scrimmage – with the Defense averaging 4.6 sacks per game, and the Offense converting 52.5% of their 3rd Down attempts. The Arizona offense hasn’t scored more than 2 TDs in any of those contests, and twice they’ve been held out of the endzone entirely. But that’s Arizona football for ya. Kyler Murray has just two career wins vs the Seahawks, but I hear he’s pretty good at Call of Duty.

    This continues a MacDominant trend for Seattle’s Defense. In their last 3 games (all against Division opponents) during regulation they’ve averaged 4.6 sacks per game and their opponents have scored only 14 points per game. Those figures would be #1 league-wide, if extrapolated out across the Season – which I think the League should consider doing.

    Unlike the Mighty Seahawks, the Rams and Niners lost this weekend. San Francisco was missing two of their best players, and Brock Purdy. But even that doesn’t justify the 28 point rear-end whippin’ they endured in Green Bay. The wheels are really falling off in SF, as Kyle Shanahan’s team continues to get worse and worse – and their schedule only gets tougher. But hey, at least Mike is back!!

    And now, how about your feedback? Feel free to screengrab your SKA Wars character and use it as your new profile pic! Oh the fun we will have in the Comments Section below.

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………

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