GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
It’s Tuesdays like this one that make The BKOB Report such a useful resource: Basically no one is glad they sat through an NFCW Football game this weekend, but with just one glance at my Knowledge Tables you will have enough troll ammo to get you through the week.
Yep, this is exactly how I hoped the NFCW Season would shake out when I decided to reboot my labor-intensive article series.
The Division is competitive (technically speaking) and all anyone wants to discuss is Stats and Rankings. I’m sure if you scroll down to the Comments Section below, you’ll see a robust debate about 3rd Down Percentages, TD:INT ratios, or Jordan Whittington’s YPR.
Speaking of which, I believe it’s time for STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
K Murray – 94/138 (68.1%) 972 yds, 7.0 ypa, 7 td, 2 int, 99.1 rtg
B Purdy – 103/157 (65.6%) 1,374 yds, 8.8 ypa, 6 td, 4 int, 95.3 rtg
G Smith – 143/199 (71.9%), 1,466 yds, 7.4 ypa, 5 td, 4 int, 92.7 rtg
M Stafford – 118/175 (67.4%) 1,238 yds, 7.1 ypa, 3 td, 3 int, 86.3 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
J Mason – 105 att, 536 yds, 5.1 ypa, 3 td, 2 fum
J Conner – 83 att, 379 yds, 4.6 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
K Williams – 95 att, 360 yds, 3.8 ypa, 6 td, 1 fum
K Murray – 23 att, 247 yds, 10.7 ypa, 1 td, 1 fum
K Walker – 37 att, 202 yds, 5.5 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
Z Charbonnet – 44 att, 167 yds, 3.8 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
B Purdy – 22 att, 108 yds, 4.9 ypa, 0 td, 2 fum
B Corum – 13 att, 53 yds, 4.1 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
D Metcalf – 28 rec, 43 tgt, 421 yds, 15.0 ypr, 2 td, 2 fum
J Jennings – 22 rec, 31 tgt, 377 yds, 17.1 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
B Aiyuk – 21 rec, 37 tgt, 314 yds, 15.0 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
T Atwell – 17 rec, 25 tgt, 281 yds, 16.5 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Harrison Jr – 17 rec, 35 tgt, 279 yds, 16.4 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 22 rec, 21 tgt, 274 yds, 12.5 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
J Smith-Njigba – 29 rec, 40 tgt, 257 yds, 8.9 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
D Samuel – 17 rec, 27 tgt, 233 yds, 13.7 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 19 rec, 26 tgt, 216 yds, 11.4 ypr, 1 td, 1 fum
J Whittington – 18 rec, 23 tgt, 201 yds, 11.2 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Robinson – 12 rec, 23 tgt, 189 yds, 15.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 20 rec, 30 tgt, 175 yds, 8.8 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
My Analysis:
It’s Seahawks/49ers week!! aka, the entire reason SKA and The Real BKOB Report exist!
Like most unbiased sports journalists, I view this as a rivalry between good (the Seahawks) and evil (the stupid 49ers). The First Place Seahawks have won 15 of the last 22 meetings, and 10 of the last 13 in Seattle – including the NFCCG. Both teams are basically tied in Points Per Game scored/allowed but I give the tiebreaker to Seattle because they’ve won more games, and they have cooler uniforms and better fans. The 49ers haven’t won a Division game in nearly 300 days, which means Head Coach Mike Macdonald has the opportunity for a Boner Clinching Victory to add to his already blossoming legacy. I believe I speak for Knowledge Seekers all over when the world when I say “Good luck, we’re all counting on you”.
Elsewhere in the Division, the plucky Arizona Cardinals have firmly established themselves as the 2nd best team in the NFCW. That doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re any good, but for now they are winning hearts and minds across SpikedKoolAid.com. In his 6th season as starting QB, Kyler Murray finally appears to be stepping out of the shadow of Josh Rosen… his giant, nose-shaped shadow.
Meanwhile, the Rams’ Stats and Rankings barely qualify for future Knowledge Tables, and many SKA users are asking for k1 to be IP banned for life. There is some talk of realignment that would send them from the NFCW to the Pac 12. Big, if true.
And now, how about your feedback? Was that Josh Rosen joke anti-Semitic? Let us know in the Comments Section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
