GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
The worst part of Week 6 is over: watching the games. All that remains is the Knowledge Tables – and I’ll warn you now that they ain’t pretty. It’s like a crime scene, but instead of white chalk it’s red highlighting. It makes me glad that it’s actually Week 7 right now.
Before digging into this week’s Stats and Rankings, I must admit that I misjudged the hierarchy of NFCW Teams in last week’s article. Or as The Fonz would say, “I was wr-wr-wr-wr… I was wr-wr-wr-wr-wrong, Knowledge Seekers.” Clearly I was in error when I declared Arizona the 2nd best NFCW Team. They really let me down, and now I understand why they have no fans. “Ayyyyyyyy 👍”
We’re more than a third of the way through the 2024 Season, and the Division is still up for grabs! No team has truly separated themselves from the pack, and a two-game win streak could make all the difference – except for the Rams, they stink out loud.
Alright, brace yourself for Week 6 STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
B Purdy – 121/185 (65.4%) 1,629 yds, 8.8 ypa, 9 td, 4 int, 100.5 rtg
K Murray – 116/170 (68.2%) 1,186 yds, 7.0 ypa, 8 td, 2 int, 98.8 rtg
G Smith – 173/251 (68.9%), 1,778 yds, 7.1 ypa, 6 td, 6 int, 87.0 rtg
M Stafford – 118/175 (67.4%) 1,238 yds, 7.1 ypa, 3 td, 3 int, 86.3 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
J Mason – 114 att, 609 yds, 5.3 ypa, 3 td, 2 fum
J Conner – 90 att, 403 yds, 4.5 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
K Williams – 95 att, 360 yds, 3.8 ypa, 6 td, 1 fum
K Murray – 30 att, 261 yds, 8.7 ypa, 1 td, 2 fum
K Walker – 51 att, 234 yds, 4.6 ypa, 5 td, 0 fum
Z Charbonnet – 49 att, 187 yds, 3.8 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
I Guererendo – 22 att, 140 yds, 6.4 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
B Corum – 13 att, 53 yds, 4.1 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
D Metcalf – 31 rec, 54 tgt, 469 yds, 15.1 ypr, 2 td, 2 fum
J Jennings – 25 rec, 36 tgt, 404 yds, 16.2 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
B Aiyuk – 23 rec, 41 tgt, 351 yds, 15.3 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 26 rec, 40 tgt, 339 yds, 13.0 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
D Samuel – 20 rec, 32 tgt, 335 yds, 16.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
J Smith-Njigba – 34 rec, 49 tgt, 310 yds, 9.1 ypr, 1 td, 1 fum
T Atwell – 17 rec, 25 tgt, 281 yds, 16.5 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Harrison Jr – 17 rec, 37 tgt, 279 yds, 16.4 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 28 rec, 38 tgt, 271 yds, 9.7 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 21 rec, 30 tgt, 237 yds, 11.3 ypr, 2 td, 1 fum
J Whittington – 18 rec, 23 tgt, 201 yds, 11.2 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Robinson – 12 rec, 23 tgt, 189 yds, 15.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
My Analysis:
Ahh, my eyes!!
Famed Knowledge Seeker and Golden Boner Award winning Head Coach Bill Parcells once said “You are what your record says you are.” Thankfully for the NFCW, he didn’t say that after just 6 weeks. The Phony Niners have the worst record of any Division leader – if you even want to call them that – and their pyrrhic “victory” over a banged-up Seahawks team will likely give Seattle the motivation and confidence they need to get back to their winning ways. They nearly pulled off the “surprise” comeback win (if there really is such a thing in Shanny-Land) and have clearly illustrated that the gap between these two teams has closed. Now they just need to close out some more VICTORIES!!
Elsewhere in the Division, Keal has abandoned us and k1 is a communist. I will not dignify their teams with any further analysis.
And now, how about your feedback? Which teams would YOU like to see added the Knowledge Tables next week? The Commanders? Patriots? Kraken? Let us know in the Comments Section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
