The Real BKOB Report – Week 10 Edition

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

Last week’s BKOB Report set records for Most Knowledge and Most Total Comments. Of course the majority of the comments were people gleefully reposting excerpts of the article itself. The Knowledge Seekers are so amazing!

When all around is strife and uncertainty, there’s nothing like a good old fashioned plate of STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
RW (w/ 2 bad legs) 203/304 (66.8%) 2,442yds 8.0ypa 10td 2int 99.4prtg
C Palmer 207/331 (62.5%) 2,444yds 7.4ypa 11td 8int 86.0prtg
C Kaepernick 70/132 (53.0%) 938yds 7.1ypa 5td 2int 82.2prtg
C Keenum 191/313 (61.0%) 2,169yds 6.9ypa 9td 11int 76.8prtg

Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
D Johnson 175att 760yds 4.3ypa 9td 2fum
T Gurley 167att 515yds 3.1ypa 3td 2fum
C Michael 117att 469yds 4.0ypa 6td 1fum
C Hyde 122att 443yds 3.6ypa 6td 1fum

What’s Changed?
We’ve passed the mid-season point, and the Unstoppable Seahawks Machine has arrived right on schedule. After yet another Game Winning Drive to add to his already-legendary resume, Russell Wilson continues to dominate the Real BKOB Report’s QB Rankings. All in a day’s work for this astonishing young man.

The Defense has also held up its end of the bargain, and then some. Even after facing 4 of the Top 10 Offenses in the League, the Seahawks Defense is 2nd in Points Allowed – with an opportunity to continue their historic streak of dominance.

The remainder of their schedule looks very manageable. 4 of their remaining 7 games are at home (5 of 7 if you count Levi’s Stadium) and only one remaining opponent has a winning record (PHI 5-4). Every team in the league should be afraid of Seattle coming down the stretch, but what else is new?

My Analysis:
The Real BKOB Report’s Analytics Department is reporting that the Pitiful Arizona Cardinals have a 0% chance of making the playoffs ever again. They have 22 Unrestricted Free Agents after this season, including 10 starters, and there have been rumors that their best player is making retirement plans. Basically, all the bad stuff that was supposed to happen to Seattle is happening to Arizona. It kind of reminds me of the final days of the Harbaugh Empire in Santa Clara.

In this now-or-never season Bruce Arians has yet to get his squad above .500, and they barely beat the 49ers at home. The 32nd ranked Rushing Defense held their Alleged “Superstar” RB to just 55 yards.

In fact, in the three weeks since Mike griped at me for not mentioning David Johnson in my articles, the Cardinals RB is averaging 3.0ypc with only one Rushing TD. Be careful what you wish for, Knowledge Seekers.

And now, how about your feedback? Keal is disabling LiveFyre soon because he hates football. Tell me how great my articles are, while you still can!!

Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..

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