Authored By: Ask your fucking mods to do a goddamn address search and find out. They aren’t good for any fucking thing else.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale about a piece of shit
Called Espn 4 years ago became a bunch of dicks
The Bader a mighty failing man,
The Chris Keal brave and sure
Little did they know that day
That blogging has no cure. That blogging has no cure..
The Bader started getting rough,
The NFCN was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless Keal,
Spikedkoolaid would be lost, Spikedkoolaid would be lost.
This shit set ground on the shore Disqus, which is a big pile
With Fuckin Tribe,
Mfa too,
Ikittens and Packfan his wife,
The Bader star,
Fuckin Ron and Fuckin Nav
Here on Spikedkoolaid!
So this is the tale of our castaways,
They’re here for a long, long time.
Unless Keal just fucks shit up,
It’s an uphill climb.
The worthless mods and whoever else,
Will do their very best,
To make the bloggers comfortable,
Cus where would we go next?
We’re stuck here like some trailer trash
Not a single luxury.
Like Tigre out in some shithole,
Or fuckin BKOB
So join us here each week my friend,
You’re sure to get a smile.
From all the assholes, and some gays
Here on Spikedkoolaid!
