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Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week
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CharlietheUnicorn
Keal, I might do a RIP STL RAMS article in a day or two, if that is ok. And I have the time to write it
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke San Antonio Raiders…. seriously, I think they end up in LA
CharlietheUnicorn
https://twitter.com/Sports_Father
Sorry St Louis, you get jammed again.
At least you still got Anheuser Busch.CharlietheUnicorn
Tim K wants the Raiders to go to Santa Clara and the Chargers to LA…. interesting
Navorro Fire Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn I said at Cal earlier, I was shot down.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn Why not the Rose Bowl ?
Navorro Fire Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn Navorro Fire Baalke No I mean the Raiders.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn Too small, unless for 1 season.. then maybe
FuckChipKelly
We could just give them Santa Clara and just build another stadium in SF
CharlietheUnicorn
Maybe Raiders could do a 3 years 16 stadium tour of California.. kind of like old school barnstorming MLB days
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn I think it would be AWESOME…… maybe all of West Coast… or MEX and EU
CharlietheUnicorn
49ers4life I thought it was being turned into high priced condos
FuckChipKelly
That’s a dumb idea anyway. Nobody wants a high priced condo right next to Hunters Point
CharlietheUnicorn
Source: Kroenke can pay relocation fee 2 ways: $550M up front or $64M per for 10 years. Gangsta that he is, he’s expected to pay upfront.
CharlietheUnicorn
Some people with no cred need to stop with using Gangsta…….
CharlietheUnicorn
Come Honor Face I’m the biggest LA RAM homer there is ~ BMT
ChrisKeal
So we followed Steve Brock on twitter a long time ago. I have never even really looked at his tweets. I just happened to see a few. They are so weird I think it’s actually sc0tti.
https://twitter.com/Stevo4747 https://twitter.com/Stevo4747/status/687150717623140352
Office Hack: Never take food to your desk. When I do it, I eat it all mindlessly. Plate only what you plan to eat, and eat with a friend.0 retweets0 likesReply Retweet Like MoreChrisKeal
https://twitter.com/Stevo4747 https://twitter.com/Stevo4747/status/686585967558328321
If you have made your company’s pie larger, you are justified in asking for a larger piece of it.0 retweets0 likesReply Retweet Like MoreCharlietheUnicorn
I think it is terrible the Rams are moving, but it is good to finally have a fucking decision
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn I guess I feel bad for the few Rams fans on here that are pissed,.. but other than that I barely give a shit and also think it’s a good idea.
CharlietheUnicorn
“The Raiders congratulate Stan Kroenke and the Rams on their successful bid for relocation to Los Angeles. The Raiders will now turn our attention to exploring all options to find a permanent stadium solution. We thank fans throughout the Raider Nation for their unrivaled passion and support.”
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn The only city to lose 2 NFL teams?
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn ChrisKeal Yeah you’re right. Staying in STL in a shitty stadium for 16,000 fans is a great idea.
CharlietheUnicorn
It was great for the fans of teams coming to see their own team 😀
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn ChrisKeal Los Angeles is stupid. Way lamer than STL.
CharlietheUnicorn
Raiders owner Mark Davis said after the decision that the team is still open to Oakland if a stadium arrangement can be struck. He also said the option of replacing the Rams in St. Louis “isn’t in our interest.”
FuckChipKelly
The Rams should be in LA. It was fucking stupid to have an NFC West team in Missouri
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn but if they play in Santa Clara…. OPTION!
ChrisKeal
All I know is if I was a Rams player I would be fucking stoked. Probably practice extra hard to not get cut. LA is awesome.
Munkster
why is LA good? my eyes burned while I was there and it was full of superficial faggots
CharlietheUnicorn
Have all you dummies donated a few bucks to the 1.8 Billion dollar lotto fund ?
Navorro Fire Baalke
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke Because I’m from No Cal that’s why.
ChrisKeal
Wild Card Champion Well IDK about the eye thing but in case you didn’t notice, I use my own drawing as my avatar and constantly promote myself.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn you should buy 1 ticket
ChrisKeal
Navorro Fire Baalke ChrisKeal I like your reason better than Monkey’s. That is legit. You gangsta.
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CharlietheUnicorn but I’ll be selling lotto tickets for 5-6 hours tomorrow.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn just keep the ones that are mess ups
CharlietheUnicorn
49ers4life have to be domed stadium / retractable roof…. for summer games
CharlietheUnicorn
back2backNFCWchamps this is before the chiefs sock it to em
CharlietheUnicorn
49ers4life AZ has the right set-up for that…… could borrow their plans on the cheap.. make a new stadium for 600M
FuckChipKelly
They don’t need another gay baseball team in LA, they already have the Dodgers
ChrisKeal
back2backNFCWchamps That would be the best if we all found out Belichek was a raging alcoholic who basically luck stumbled his way to greatness.
CharlietheUnicorn
NFL in Las Vegas would be great…. however, I think the city is to small for long term viability
Navorro Fire Baalke
Wild Card Champion I hate LA more than I like the A’s.
Munkster
I hope the Chargers reconsider the “Los Angeles Area Chargers” name.
FuckChipKelly
They would have no set fan base, but they could fill a stadium with tourists easy
Navorro Fire Baalke
Seriously why can’t the Raiders just move to ST Loius. that 700 million thing still viable?
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke Raiders mngt know it is a fucking lame move and will never be viable
CharlietheUnicorn
Rams go back to Blue and White.. I think so! ~ LoyalLARam
Navorro Fire Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn Navorro Fire Baalke Raiders management? No such thing.
Munkster
Navorro Fire Baalke Mark Davis probably viewed a move to LA as a step up in pedigree.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn If they can figure it out, which they already stated.. then it is a dead city for NFL for 30-40 years (they have had 2 shots an blew it)
CharlietheUnicorn
I liked the California Angels name from back in the day
ChrisKeal
I honestly think the prospect of having to re-align divisions made played the biggest role in the vote.
ChrisKeal
SO you get a free $100 million for your troubles and toss a quick sorry on twitter to your season ticket holders. Not a bad day’s work if you can get it.
CharlietheUnicorn
https://twitter.com/Stevo4747
As Director of Moderation Services, I learned early on never to use the phrase “Internet Cops.”Navorro Fire Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn Navorro Fire Baalke Wild Card Champion
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn I’m used to a primate or munkey moniker
CharlietheUnicorn
Does anyone think the Steelers will win Sunday……. ?????
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn I do. I don;t even know who they are playing. Denver?
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn They will win. Manning will choke the fucking shit away and get run out of Denver and then prosecuted for doping. It is written.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Loyal is happy today, MB3 lost it.
ChrisKeal
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) You are a great Moderator. Giving updates to new arrivals. Steve Brock would be proud.
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I always knew nav would be a beast mod
Munkster
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion but he was in a hurry
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) fake banning people, being awesome, insider info, dude is amazeballs
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) and let us not forget the epic rants
Flying Squirrel Theory
Actually all those mod qualities are the same with you keal
ChrisKeal
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Well I take this shit super serious.
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) You make fun of it, but honestly you do.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I got three mentors my dad, my boss, and Keal. Awesome
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) cant go wrong with that trio
Munkster
I put the over/under on SKAs survival at 2 years. How long has it been? 2 1/2 I think.
ChrisKeal
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) So you are basically 1/3rd dedicated,.. not exactly management material.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion keal is the man, I need this place.
CharlietheUnicorn
if I show up, you fill me up, know what I mean *wink wink* ~ scOtti to Keal
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion yea, but the time invested and the friendships
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion wouldnt be close to the same anywhere else
Flying Squirrel Theory
When I first started reading comments back in the day on ESPN, I would post from time to time, with a leash on, trying to be nice and what not. If I didnt have anything to say about the topic I dared not set foot in here. Then one day I realized the topic doesnt matter.
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ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Hey Keal I’m sorry, all I can say is you the man.
ChrisKeal
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion It would after like 4 or 5 days probably.
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion Ive thought that, but no way.
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion this place is weird.
Navorro Fire Baalke
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) but I need a job man, and other skills.
Flying Squirrel Theory
ChrisKeal KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion nowhere gives me the weird I need
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Wild Card Champion 2 days tops… or he will be buying hookers and snorting blow off their asses
Munkster
I think without SKA, Scotti would end up in South Korea teaching English as a second language. I’m afraid he would end up sleeping with a rich South Korean man’s daughter and then being pushed off the top of a building.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn only because I don’t do anything
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion this all sounds like a lifetime made for TV movie starring Eddie Beagle
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) *two or three people fall off bar stools in background*
Munkster
It happened to my old roommate. Except I think he actually just killed himself by jumping off the building.
Navorro Fire Baalke
No Charlie I banned Yoshii, but only because he kept posting SEC propaganda, and also deleted 5 ]Bowls stupid split A’S and Giants hat.
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) you had your pick of 8 or 9 people
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CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I had it between shoes and munkey
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) but I went with shoes cause even when munkey changes names hes still got a primate in the namesomehgow
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) CharlietheUnicorn it smelled like a dirty ape
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I knew it was high level funny stuff
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) which is why I was leaning munkey
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke Wild Card Champion Munkey SKA.. when DHC runs amuk
Navorro Fire Baalke
You Know I was only on ESPN for like 7 months. This place is so much better.
Munkster
it’s not racist though, because I don’t associate monkeys with black people
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) he drugged p the wife and he has a few hours
Flying Squirrel Theory
I think he heard the rumors that I come in here late
CharlietheUnicorn
Racisms is lame, but hating rich people is awesome ~ Bernie Sanders
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion Munkey we usually hang out yeah.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion Munkey not really no. Theres only a few of us.
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 I’m almost always here late, I just don’t always participate.
Flying Squirrel Theory
he leaves right as I get here, I scroll down and hes always just chatting before I arrive, then goes to bed.
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JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I figured.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I like sleeping early you are correct.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion Munkey Hes been on a little bit as of late
Flying Squirrel Theory
Wild Card Champion Munkey pops in around the afternoon nowadays
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JohnnyP31 Wild Card Champion Munkey Im disappointed
Flying Squirrel Theory
JohnnyP31 Wild Card Champion Munkey he used to be awesome.
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JohnnyP31 Wild Card Champion Munkey I would have gone to battle for that dude back in the day.
Navorro Fire Baalke
I’m just seriously getting tired of this stadium thing.. Want resolution so bad Scotti. Know what i’M SAYING? Basically spent whole day ranting and whining about it.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) No you know I can’t do that.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) As angry as I am I bleed Green and Gold.
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn I do agree with him on the flat earth though.
CharlietheUnicorn
Wild Card Champion Munkey his woman keeps him in check now, she is skinny
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn That is indeed a fact. The earth is flat.
JohnnyP31
Its weird that the NFL is giving an extra 100M to the Raiders and Chargers but that was a sticking point on the STL stadium idea (even though the extra 100M in their proposal was the NFL’s idea). They just wanted LA and/or knew Kroenke would do it regardless of their decision and they couldn’t stop him.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) its yellow
Munkster
At the presser, they spoke of their efforts to keep teams in their cities, and then talked about how LA had been a 20 year effort.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Navorro Fire Baalke yellow whatever
JohnnyP31
Wild Card Champion Munkey I think it was Kroenke’s plan since day 1.
CharlietheUnicorn
Everyone’s franchise just went up in value…. by making this move. Rams might be worth 2.5 Billion after this is all over with.. maybe even 3 billion
Munkster
The gears started grinding pretty much right after he took a majority share.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke Wild Card Champion Munkey some rich mo fo s
JohnnyP31
Random thought.
If you guys haven’t tried dollar shave club, I highly recommend it. Great razors. I don’t shave all that often, and it is usually just my neck, but 4 razors have lasted me almost 2 months. And the shave butter is ridiculous, the hairs just fall out.Munkster
Yeah, that’s a big gap, but Kroenke is still worth over 5 billion.
Navorro Fire Baalke
JohnnyP31 I’ll consider it, I shave as much as you do maybe less.
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 I’d make one for them, but like I said, I don’t shave often.
CharlietheUnicorn
@studythetape: if the Chargers and Rams end up sharing an LA stadium, and Dodge doesnʼt buy its naming rights, someone in marketing needs the sack
Flying Squirrel Theory
JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) http://imgur.com/cuFNWPg
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 I agree. Maybe stubble then.
Navorro Fire Baalke
JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) You have ugly neck beard? I do. would have to shave.
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I have an awesome beard, but I have to shave my neck or that shit would tangle with the top of my chest hair.
Flying Squirrel Theory
JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) http://imgur.com/ze1CSxD
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 I know. The ginger beard looks odd with my dark hair. But she digs it.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Actually at Indian weddings you keep beard at the church, at the party after have to shave before that.
Flying Squirrel Theory
JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) http://imgur.com/PkRL6dI
Enterfakenamebethere…
Clark hunt (owner of the chiefs) the ONLY GM to vote against the rams moving.
Why?
He is literally the only GM interested in the fans. Now join the chiefs.JohnnyP31
CharlietheUnicorn Actually, she likes the beard and the few day growth but not clean shaven.
CharlietheUnicorn
JohnnyP31 CharlietheUnicorn Show up and look nice, that is all she asks
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 That is why I let her tweeze my eyebrows.
JohnnyP31
BBQ and sandwichs or mexican (undecided). Our vegetarian option is for them not to show up.
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke I grow mine about twice a year and then shave it when it randomly when I wake up and I have bed beard.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Navorro Fire Baalke I don’t know, some day’s he’s relaxed, most days he is uncontrollably angry.
CharlietheUnicorn
As far as NFL alignment goes, the Rams’ move makes make great geographical sense. The NFC West will now presumable be comprised of Seattle, San Francisco, Arizona and the Los Angeles Rams, a perfect top-to-bottom West Coast (and slightly inland) group. If the Chargers move, the AFC West would consist of Oakland (for now), Denver, Kansas City and the Los Angeles Chargers. The franchises, they are a-changin’.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) lmao @ most days
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Sounds like lower back pain.
Navorro Fire Baalke
JohnnyP31 Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) He is in great shape, and well you right he is always icing back. probably hurts it dead lifting.
Navorro Fire Baalke
JohnnyP31 Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Also icing shoulder
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) CharlietheUnicorn No. The Rams would be more centrally located.. no more mid west flights
Flying Squirrel Theory
CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) oh well yeah
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke JohnnyP31 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I was cross trained by the best combat medic in the biz, I am basically a doctor.
JohnnyP31
CharlietheUnicorn I am excited for the team not to have to make that flight.
JohnnyP31
We were looking at moving back to the KC area after I finish school anyway to be close to her family, so I’ll still have a stadium to visit. Though if I go undefeated again next year we might just move to Columbia, MO and I’ll take a job with Mizzou.
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke JohnnyP31 Kids are in the weight room and I haven’t stopped watching our film since the season ended. I am kind of an addict.
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JohnnyP31 Navorro Fire Baalke Good, future Nic Saban in training.
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke JohnnyP31 Only thing I don’t know is exactly who I will have on the team. But, I can look at positions that varsity is deep and kind of guess on who will stay on JV.
JohnnyP31
Navorro Fire Baalke JohnnyP31 I’m thinking this ginger kid is gonna be defensive MVP next year. He was my third corner last year, and my third safety/OLB hybrid. Good enough for varsity next year, but they will have too many guys just slightly better.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Well good night.Remember I wan’t Raiders gone so bad. Hopefully they are not back in 2016. That is all, good luck on your power ball tickets also.
Navorro Fire Baalke
JohnnyP31 Navorro Fire Baalke So he will be a junior?
EDTGO
Fuck, can’t post with iPhone
Bleacher report posted video on tweeter of the lets ram it video, with current ram players heads added in. Someone post it here quickJohnnyP31
<blockquote class=”twitter-video” lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The Rams are rockin’ LA once again! <a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/RamIt?src=hash”>#RamIt</a> <a href=”https://t.co/CS4zHplUfO”>https://t.co/CS4zHplUfO</a></p>— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) <a href=”https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/687125831752093697″>January 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
<script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I think the obviously shitty crops are your best work.
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) That thought has seriously occurred to me.
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) It funny because he used to be a 49ers fan. Because his dad made him lol.
JohnnyP31
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) JohnnyP31 Just curious why they say it is cursed. Can’t find the answer online.
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
This must be the shortest article in ska history. Ugh!!
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! you are complaining about doing less reading? I like the short articles.
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I now have to get use to LA rams and Inglewood raiders
Chargers staying in san diego and a new stadium will be built in san diego zoo area because the chargers got screwed!
Sloppybeast
I have been thinking about this whole Pluto reclassification meeting. Which organization is doing it Mike. If it is just some off shoot of scientists then it won’t count for me. It has to be official. It needs to be the IAU or Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! It depends. Im not a baseball fan much
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! We will have to wait another year before the Raiders get a chance to move.
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Sloppybeast scientists aren’t official? Hmmm i think you are trying to get out of our bet shame on your
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! lol you are a fucking retard if you think socal is getting 3 teams
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast not what I said Mike. If the scientists that vote for it represent the governing body that is in charge of determining these things then I’m fine with it. If it is just an unofficial group of scientists then I’m not going to recognize it.
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No they have looked over all the evidence that was gathered by the pluto visit. If the evidence points to pluto being a planet and the evidence gathered points to this then this march meeting will be voted on to reclassify pluto as the 9th planet again
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! The size of the planet isn’t the issue
Hell mercury isnt that bigGobble Gobble Turkey
pluto isnt considered a planet because it has an irregular orbit when compared to real planets in our solar system
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Socal isnt getting 3 teams. 1 now and maybe raiders in a yearl
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! retard san diego is in socal
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! please kill yourself
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No chargers staying in san diego idiot
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I love Russell Wilson oh my god you are so fucking dumb I hope your office building doesnt have an elevator because I think it would confuse you
Gobble Gobble Turkey
White Trash Lizard #DHC san diego is another planet – mfa
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You are immature at best prolly 19
White Trash Lizard #DHC
His post was the first thing I read on here today.
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I love Russell Wilson White Trash Lizard #DHC moran
Gobble Gobble Turkey
White Trash Lizard #DHC may mfa’s god have mercy on your soul
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I love Russell Wilson White Trash Lizard #DHC you didnt use. Capped G not worried
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I love Russell Wilson White Trash Lizard #DHC worried about what?
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! White Trash Lizard #DHC see you are dumb
Brew_City
I wonder what Alex Okafor did. Probably hurt himself at the titty bar
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Maynard_DL i have a garmen in my car so….
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Maynard_DL Ok? You didn’t know San Diego was Southern Cali so a lot of help it is
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I hope this isnt too complicated for MFA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APPGb-4bp4Q
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Maynard_DL AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! What’s your point? Chargers aRe not moving to LA
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Maynard_DL But they might so you’re still wrong
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I love Russell Wilson fucking take your thumb out of your mouth and mudderfucker grow some balls with hair on them
Ron LaCroix
Before the Chargers can move to Inglewood, the they would have to work out a deal with the Rams and owner Stan Kroenke.
….ha ha….Kroenke is building the stadium with his own money – you think he’ll let the Charger into that place? NOW WAY!Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix yes it is being built with 2 owners suites and for 2 independent teams to call it home. Kroenke just wants all the rights and money. Something another owner might not want to sign on to
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Maynard_DL AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Youll see
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I love Russell Wilson Ron LaCroix The lure of a new stadium and in LA still might be enough, if Spanos doesn’t do it, Mark Davis certainly will
Ron LaCroix
He’d hardball the Chargers so hard they’d never sign up for it.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I love for Chargers to stay in San Diego.
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You are right ron. Its not going to be public money used
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Mike I can guarantee you this. If the chargers stay in San Diego the Raiders are not moving to LA. NO WAY IN HELL WILL THE NFL ALLOW THAT.
Already read an article today that the Raiders are going to make a bid to move to Texas next year
Gobble Gobble Turkey
even though you dont think san diego is in socal it is
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I did my SEAL training in San Diego. Those arctic winters were rough – MFA
Gobble Gobble Turkey
We would often cross the border and go into Canada to go skiing – MFA
Ron LaCroix
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/13/giants-hope-to-have-a-coach-by-end-of-the-week/.
….9ers had better hurry up – the choices are gonna be minus one next week.Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
St Louis will get the last laugh some day when LA falls into the Pacific Ocean
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast Would you please read the darn post Mike! Who is “they”? That is what I am after here. For Christ sake!
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
KZ your team is in playoffs and you are still talking about Gabbert. 49ers in your head.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Ron there is no reason to hurry coaching search because what another team is doing.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Why do I get the feeling Coughlin is going to be the next coach of the Niners. I don’t like it. Fuck Jed
Ron LaCroix
well, if some other teams grab the ones available, you’ll be bottom feeding.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Navorro especially the giants. if hue likes them over sf then good I dont want him. Go. Especially if Hue wants to keep Collin who sucks
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I honestly stopped liking Hue as SF HC as soon as I read he liked Colin. We need to move on from that and get a real qb.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
If it works he could put structure in, hire coordinators that could take team over after he is done. If it turns bad well then it’s fucked.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
and another thing I am not all that impressed with the Hue offense. Majority of the game plan is throw it up to AJ Green. Wedon’t have an AJ Green
Ron LaCroix
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/13/bob-mcnair-were-working-on-getting-a-quarterback/.”
…..yea, how much is
it gonna cost you to move up from 22 NOW? You had the #1 pick and spent
it on Clowney instead of getting your QB then – bad FO.SacSig
I am liking the idea of picking up a guy that has been fired a couple times, like Pete Carroll
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah before draft fine, still liking him now is red flag.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
SacSig I love Russell Wilson that is why I said swinging at him.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Neither would I what else does he have to provertime at Bama.
Ron LaCroix
Some of these guys are looking for the right deal, not necessarily the team (see FA players history.)
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Sac I think Saban could leave Bama, he failed in MFL, has,owned college. I think he wants challenges and wanting to work in NFL is driving force, can’t just accept Miami thing. He will be in NFL at some point why not 49ers?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
After Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis was invited to the State of the Union by some Republican putz who clearly thinks purposefully disobeying the United States Constitution is worthy of an invite, President Obama has made sure she doesn’t forget her crime of refusing to treat everyone equally under the law.
Surrounding Davis will be four happily married same-sex couples who were married in Kentucky. Obama felt it would be poetic justice for the law-breaker, and if she’s going to be there anyway, might as well make her suffer in the bounty of same-sex love.SacSig
I would kick the tires on Josh McDaniels – he was a failure in Denver but I think he may have learned a couple of hard lessons. Probably got some extra tutoring from Bellicheat and may be ready to be a HC again
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
See no rush there are other coaches on playoff teams that are going to be interviewed
Brew_City
the only problem with Saban leaving is he’d have to take a pay cut and a power demotion and he’s 65
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Was there anything to Saban and Bucs connection?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Brew_City 6.9 mill isnt that much. York said Money isnt a factor. Fisher gets paid more and he sucks
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson Brew_City Don’t forget all the perks like a free $5m mansion
Brew_City
I love Russell Wilson Brew_City Maybe Belichick makes more but no other coach makes more than 8 mil. He Makes like 8.2 at Bama
Gobble Gobble Turkey
SacSig I love Russell Wilson Brew_City ya but its in alabama
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That’s two more years of coaching. Kevin Harlan better not be lying I’ll check his age.
SacSig
Saban also gets to sleep with all those young college sluts. That right there is worth a couple million
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig I’m sure he’ll give that up for 40something San Jose office workers with cankles.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
kelly, coughlin, john harbaugh, jeff fisher, belicheck, carroll, and payton all made more than 7 mill this year. Payton and carroll were tops at 8 mill. Saban makes 6.9 according to the internet
Brew_City
Plus Saban would have a boss again. Right now he is basically the boss of that entire university
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Also a lot less work as a pro HC than a college coach
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Can easily go to 9 hell maybe 10 Million
FreeTodd
What a nice treat to come in and see Silent Bob’s article. Miss that dude
Brew_City
I love Russell Wilson at this point for him recruiting probably ain’t very difficult
Gobble Gobble Turkey
ReTodd Wide Left I could have wrote it and said I was silent Bob
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Brew_City I love Russell Wilson still has to be a year round baby sitter for the kids on campus
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Also he does not have to deal with annoying boosters.
Brew_City
I love Russell Wilson Brew_City pffft you think saban does that. That’s what those 27 year old assistant DL coach is for
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Look Brew, I’m still angry about this stadium thing. Stop ruining my Saban to 49ers thoughts. I’ll pick another coach and then you will tell me his blemishes. The cycle will continue. I will say Fuck this. That’s how it works right?
Brew_City
Navorro I don’t know much about coaches blemishes. I just doubt Nick Saban leaves
Too Short™
Navorro Saban won’t leave Bama, he’s a pussy and can’t handle the real stuff
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Brew_City Navorro you feel better Brew, MFA liked your post
SacSig
Ya Socialism. Let’s tax the FUCK out of the guy that signs your paycheck! I’m sure it won’t affect anything negatively. I mean, look at all the Socialist countries on earth that are thriving! Look at Venezuela, I can’t wait to have to use a phone book for Toilet Paper…YEAH!
Ron LaCroix
Arians, in his response to a question about how Okafor injured his toe: “Go ask Alex.”
…interpretation: Some boneheaded activity.Too Short™
Ron LaCroix Arians is a miserable fuck, I’m pretty sure he is somebody here on SKA
Brew_City
I love Russell Wilson Brew_City Navorro no it’s having to go to the STD doctor and take htat horse pill
Gobble Gobble Turkey
SacSig I love Russell Wilson if you followed current events they elected a president that is installing capitalist ideals and its destroying the country
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson SacSig bullshit – Hugo destroyed the country and his crony that they JUST got rid of doubled down
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No Brew not voices, stadium proposals
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Ron okafor hurt his big toe. Non football related.
I’m thinking he went to a prostitute and she bit into his big toe lololollolollol
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! in san diego near alaska?
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Fuck off minion
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! NO Calgary, Mexico right next to Anchorage, Canada
Ron LaCroix
He came in 30 seconds….she wanted more….he kicked her outta bed and hurt his toe.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
too short I dont know if you saw this morning but mfa the guy who didi seal training in san diego said san diego is not in socal
Too Short™
I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Not very sporting Jive, owning Mike is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I want to go back to Toronto. San Diego is nearby right?
Too Short™
I love Russell Wilson I hadn’t seen it, so it’s even funnier now.
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I love Russell Wilson i never said san diego wasnt in socal dipshit
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I love Russell Wilson actually oyu did like 5 times
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Learn to SWIM, Learn to SWIM, Learn to SWIM, Learn to SWIM
Sorry, working on my “LA Ram welcome cheer”. I’ll try to keep it down.
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Nope i said its not in the local la area
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Navorro just on the other side of kaitheur falls – mfa
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Navorro Together those 2 are referred to as the Twin Cities
SacSig
I really enjoyed seeing the woman crying on twitter about the Rams moving, because her husband is a flunky website tech for the team. Bitch….you get a chance to move to a place that is actually relevant! No more flyover riot locale for you! Now you get to live in destination riot locale!
Too Short™
Just when I think my opinion of MFA can’t get any lower, today happens.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig Just wait until she’s in her first Friday 2:30 PM 405/LAX traffic snarl.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Sac you know anything about Laney College dimensions?
Too Short™
SacSig LA is terrible compared to St Louis….sorry, I tried to type that with a straight face.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I reserve a bottomless pit for some things. This is one of them.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
So the committee votes 5-1 in favor of the Carson plan….but later votes 30-2 in favor of Inglewood, on a secret ballot.
So at least three on the committee changed their minds. Probably threw some token support behind Carson because Disney (who pay $2 billion a year for Monday Night Football on ESPN) supported it, but were really behind Inglewood all along.
halosramsfan
Lol “I think I will just go sell my blood plasma instead”
-mike pettineSloppybeast
The 49ers HC position is one of the premier HC positions in the league. you can all go and fuck yourselves with a rosebush branch.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
sac the wife is probably a tool bag that needs to live 300 yards from her parents because they never taught her how to be an independent adult
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast hawaiianhonky yea, periphial neuropathy is the diagnosis i guess
Sloppybeast
hawaiianhonky Sloppybeast does that mean that your think with your toes?
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast hawaiianhonky it means they are growing eyes i think
hawaiianhonky
there’s a winning the powerball chance that i never get the feeling back…..other than that it’s just wait for the nerves to heal on their own
halosramsfan
This is awesome…now we only have to travel 700 miles to get our ass kicked
– seahawksSloppybeast
hawaiianhonky Maybe RW will visit your in the hospital and give you a nano bubble sponge bath.
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast hawaiianhonky why would i want something i’ve already had?
Too Short™
halosramsfan LOLOLOLOL, LA is 1000 miles from Seattle, this is MFA level stuff.
Too Short™
Sloppybeast Wild Card Champion Munkey https://twitter.com/StarWarsPorn/status/672653321627418625
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson Wild Card Champion Munkey it’s over in the twitter section of this blog, he said something like this is the day the lord made rejoice and be glad in it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
so I am like the only person in America that doesnt like to lose money to the lottery?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers
and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit
still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshitsBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I didn’t play it. Sold them but not play them.
DGdub
1st connecting flight.. My brothers gonna pick me up.. Got a 6 hour layover to spend the afternoon with him..
Gobble Gobble Turkey
This girl at work said to me that scratch offs were a scam but she was all about the powerball. I asked her how much money she has ever won off the powerball tickets and she said none. I then asked her how much money she has won off of scratch offs she said a couple 2 dollar, 5 dollar, and 10 dollar tickets. This is also a woman who thought that everyone would get 4 million if someone won and split it with everyone in america while she joins an office pool with 10 other people with the winning amounts per person written on her handout taht said she would only get 40 million.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
also complains about money but never picks up the available ot. some people I just want to smack
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah I play the scratchers before powerball.
Munkster
I gambled at a Casino slot machine once. Won $10. Quit while I was ahead.
DGdub
We got a guy up from Seattle right now working on our security system.. He’s got a Seahawks hat on, so we started talking.
Turns out his company installed the security system at Century Link.
He showed me on his iPad that he can link right into Century Link’s cameras at anytime.. He can watch games from the security cameras, pretty sweet..Ancientage
From all the things I’ve read…it would appear that coghlin is in the inside track to being offered the 49ers head coaching gig
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Congratulations. What you do with $10?
Ancientage
Hopefully he gets legit o and d coordinators to come with him. Get rod of geep and mangini
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I almost want to buy 100 scratchers and bring them into work and prove a point
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ancientage rumor I heard for OC is John Defilippo who SF already interviewed. My guess is Spags would come as DC
Ancientage
I’m just speculating. But by all accounts baalke really liked what he had to say
Too Short™
DGdub Well, he used to be able to until he shared this with you…
DGdub
First time I ever played roulette, I won $425 on a $25 chip… I had NO IDEA what I was doing, or that I had even won.. lol
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Navorro I bet more than 5 would win. there would probably be at least 5 dollar winners. I’d probably get at least 1 winner that was worth my money back
Gobble Gobble Turkey
DGdub roulette is a simple game to understand. way to go mfa on us
Ancientage
Doesn’t spagnola run a 4-3?
The niners haven’t run a 4-3 in agesMunkster
I find 4-3 vs. 3-4 to be overrated. So many teams run variations.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah probably easier finding DE’s than LB to put next to Bowman
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ancientage also spags runs whatever coughlin tells him to run
Munkster
OH I’M SORRY ANCIENT, AM I BEING PEDANTIC? GRRRRRAAWWRRRR FUCK YOU IN THE EAR!
Ancientage
True. Depends on your personnel. Like with Willis and bowman…no reason to not run a 3-4
DGdub
Here’s how it happened..
On the side of the board you have like 1-15, 16-30, 31-45 (or whatever).. I saw someone play a chip on a line between two # spreads.. I figured that meant they were playing 2/3’s the board.. Turns out that is another option for people to play 0 or 00.. I didn’t know..
I placed a $25 chip between two spreads and it hit 0… lolMunkster
KJ has always looked like a 3-4 ILB to me. I think Seattle could do it. Carroll always says he runs a 4-3 with 3-4 personnel. I don’t know why.
Ancientage
it’s too early for your childish games munkey…I haven’t finished my coffee yet
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Niners hiring coughlin just doesn’t seem like a great move in my opinion.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I played slots before and thought it was dumb and boring and didnt get hwy people played it
DGdub
It is boring.. But, I’ve done pretty well playing Wheel of Fortune slots when I found a good machine..
Gobble Gobble Turkey
White Trash Lizard #DHC at least you get to make some decisions
Too Short™
White Trash Lizard #DHC You’d like it better if it was called White Jack
Munkster
How so? They are a joke with no discipline. He would fix that. At least until he gets fired for marching York out of a meeting room by his ear.
Munkster
I like that Obama appealed for the nation to adopt more conciliatory politics after he has gone HAM on executive actions.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Jive they probably have enough DE’s to play 4-3 but I would add a body or two. See if can upgrade. Not biggest need
Ancientage
Here are my positive and negatives to coghlin:
The obvious is that he is old as shit and who knows how much good football he has left in him. But he would bring in instant credibility with our team, he does have two Super Bowl rings. I also think that a lot of the problems he had in New York were issues with talent on the defensive side of the ball..their gm did a pretty piss poor job of putting good talent on the field. I think he is still a good coach…it’s just hard to win when you have the worst defense in the league two years in a row. Players have a lot of respect for a guy like that…I think he needs to bring in a great staff to help him, but I see no reason as to why he can’t get the most out of our players and get them to competeSacSig
I’m back – someone asked me something about something but I don’t feel like scrolling down 45 minutes
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Although well you know 49ers need upgrades everywhere
Munkster
lol, i like how fred liked this before he had time to read it …, i do that sometimes
Flat Plane Science
Ancientage
in terms of rebounding from where we actually are, he’s a great hire.In terms of where we’ll be in 2 years with him.. he’s too old.Munkster
i usually do it when i’m trying to pick someone up and get them started on the right track in life
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Navorro maybe even TJE at DE or Amrstead opposite lynch. Probably armstead
Munkster
Fred, you like reading? Any recommendations? I bet you could recommend something cool.
Plumlogan
Oh where o where can my little lambs be
Stan Kronke took’em away from me
They’ve gone to LA so I got to be good
So I can see my lambs when I leave Saint LouBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Conceivably they would hire coordinators that would take over with Coughlin going into background
mikegalligan
Marshawn should park it for a future…if possible Playoff game…7 weeks for a sliced belly…70% at best.
NFCCG or SB…if possible. Rest the Beast…then get 100%…and wave bye,byeFlat Plane Science
Ancientage
with him it’s hard to imagine what he’ll turn the team into. He doesn’t have an Eli to bail him out over here. What can he actually do as a coach besiddes be a figure head? Many of his players hated him, still do.Cinco Taças
monte irvin died yesterday, not the ska guy, but the real guy
Gobble Gobble Turkey
http://imgur.com/72tCghI I am outta here for a bit but will leave you with this
SacSig
Fünf Schüsseln thank you 5Bowls – you are only about 18 hours late with this
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah I can see where they can absolutely upgrade from Tank and Dorsey. Though bigger needs and all that
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
Hmm.. 8th grade reading level… what do i have at an 8th grade reading… /flips papers…..Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That’s same defense as this year. That defense sucked.
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HH has stinky feet from drinking way tooooooooo much!
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Right? Or is it going to get internally better?
Flat Plane Science
Sample these:
“If NASA had really wanted to fake the moon landings – we’re talking purely hypothetical here – the timing was certainly right. The advent of television, having reached worldwide critical mass only years prior to the moon landing, would prove instrumental to the fraud’s success.”
Wired MagazineCinco Taças
i think we made it to the moon, but there is like 5% of me that thinks we faked it
Flat Plane Science
here’s something sciency but narrow in scope, more practical though.
http://www.debate.org/debates/Earth-Is-Absolutely-Immobile/1/
Too Short™
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Thanks for getting us back on topic.
Munkster
That is classic Fred. I ask you to suggest some reading material and you give me a link to a chat site.
SacSig
I went to a Haji mart bottleshop at 8am this mornign, bought a bottle of Old Crow, pack of Marlboro Reds, 3 Slim Jims, a dozen condoms and the winning Power Ball ticket. I am trying to get as ghetto as possible to up my chances
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wait, aren’t we talking about what a shithole LA is?
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
Nothing has ever left the stratosphere. According to physics, in direct no-atmosphere sunlight, nothing known to man can not melt. Whatever we might put on a satt or shutt, will melt within 30sec of entering space. This is before the 100 other scientific proofs that all of space is a hoax.Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
No it’s a back and forth site, very innovative for it’s confines.Brew_City
SacSig you might as well use the old crow for cleaning purposes
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Maynard_DL AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Im sure you have heard spamming the board with the same thing over and over is illegal and you can get banned
Cinco Taças
i only eat the casings off of slim jims, i save the middle part for my fiancee
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig I read where rich people are buying tickets because the pot is so big.
Some trust fund brat will wind up winning it all.
Flat Plane Science
So IFERS (International Flat Earth Research Society) was invented back when FES was created, FES is disinfo, IFERS is real. IFERS shut down for 20 years and then recently Eric Dubay a flat earther re-opened it to reopen these scientific debates.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fuck Shanahan. Who you need are Carrot Top and Vince Neil.
https://twitter.com/NinersNation/status/687309460583366657/photo/1
Munkster
https://twitter.com/JimTrotter_NFL https://twitter.com/JimTrotter_NFL/status/687130744276271104
Source: Kroenke can pay relocation fee 2 ways: $550M up front or $64M per for 10 years. Gangsta that he is, he’s expected to pay upfront.Munkster
https://twitter.com/JimTrotter_NFL https://twitter.com/JimTrotter_NFL/status/687131732160688128
Source: Per NFL financing guidelines, % of stadium costs must be put in escrow, per se. Kroenke expected to write check for $1.05B.mikegalligan
I’m sorry for St. Louie…BUT…they got 21 years and 2 Super Bowls out of that taking of a team from LA…that took a team from Cleveland.
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MayNERD I’m sure you have heard spamming the board with the same thing over and over is illegal and you can get banned
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
http://www.biblefood.com/apostasia.htmlZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wild Card Champion Munkey And about to get a lot richer.
Cinco Taças
maybe i am misinformed? but ted cruz was born in canada, so why is he eligible to be president?
Tribalsteez
His mom was us citizen
Even though the bitch forfeited her citizenship so she could vote for candian elections
So either his mom committed fraud in Canada or USA, take your pickTribalsteez
He is not eligible but he’s not gonna win so it doesn’t matter
Munkster
I like that the birther issue has come home to roost for the tea party candidate.
mikegalligan
I feel for you Niner fans
York is such an idiot
Harbaugh situation proved that.
He needs to cut the bullshit and just hire Kelly and give him 4 years and stay the fuck outta the way.
I’d cut the cord with Baalk too. Start fresh. See what chip can build.Munkster
Cruz is obviously eligible, but I’m more concerned why he goes by “Ted”, when his full name is “Rafael Edward Cruz.”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wild Card Champion Munkey His mother and father were both on Canadian voter rolls when he was born.
Munkster
I will also laugh at the people that pretend its a legitimate issue after decrying the loonies who did the same w/ respect to OBAMA.
Cinco Taças
dinosaurs lived with people at the same time –people from bible belt
mikegalligan
You’ll learn more about dinosaurs…..when you hire Tom Caughlin
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I think you have to look at the two situations separately.
If Cruz’ parents were both registered as voters in Canada, they may not have been US citizens at the time Cruz was born. That would disqualify him. It’s in the Constitution.
Tribalsteez
5bowls here’s a good article about the fraud
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/ted-cruz-is-not-eligible-to-be-president/2016/01/12/1484a7d0-b7af-11e5-99f3-184bc379b12d_story.htmlFreeTodd
York me in the bum – One more time At least the media is vetting him more than they ever did with Obama
Ancientage
http://i.imgur.com/iwKEhBC.gif?gifm
Posting random gifs is a close secondZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wild Card Champion Munkey His father was not one – he came from Cuba and was in Canada because he could not legally be in the US.
His mother was an American who moved to Canada to be with her husband. Cruz claims she never was a citizen there, but, her name appears on voter listings.
TIGRE1629
I disagree with virtually everything Ted Cruz says, and… I fucking hate the WAY he says it.
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
there are tracks in texas. We have no reason to think man and dino did not live together before the flood.Munkster
That listing was 4 years after Cruz was born, and it was for “preliminary electors,” not registered voters. She moved to Canada 3 years before Cruz was born. Apparently Canadian Law, at least at the time, requires you to be there for 5 years before you can become a citizen.
Flat Plane Science
York me in the bum – One more time
nobody knows teh difference between galileo and copernicus, people don’t even undestand the globe model they believe in.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fünf Schüsseln A Manchurian candidate who didn’t fully understand American culture.
Tribalsteez
Lmao fred you are on some crazy shit if u think humans and dinosaurs lived together
Brew_City
York me in the bum – One more time Some times I have dreams that I used to ride a T-Rex in a past life
Munkster
Tribe, that was a poorly cited opinion piece that was largely the ideas of one “legal historian” who just happens to disagree with pretty much every constitutional law expert.
Munkster
I don’t like Cruz, I’m only trying to spread understanding and knowledge because I love everyone.
k1joyce #piedpiper
My new year’s resolution is to leave radicalized NFL fans like MB3 alone
Munkster
On top of being an opinion piece, it was an opinion piece from one of the most politically slanted media entities in the nation. It would be like posting an opinion piece written by Sean Hannity.
Cinco Taças
i cant tell if you are trolling me and winning or just retarted?
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey k1joyce from AZ yes, well put
FreeTodd
Tribe, this is the counter to your WA Post article
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/223769/Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your
lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret
for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your RamsTribalsteez
The point is Ted Cruz is a hypocrite for saying Obama shouldn’t have been eligible
Obama could have been born in Nigeria and still be naturalized US citizen because of his mom
And it’s hard to say Cruz is even a naturalized citizen when his momma is voting in Canada lolMunkster
Counters would not be needed if people just stuck to the facts in the first place.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Writing a check for a billion dollars. Fuck that guy
Cinco Taças
that, and you know, proof obama was born in hawaii doesnt help him either
Munkster
Your first two lines were spot on. Then you went off the tracks.
Tribalsteez
My damn computer has been updating for 2 hours!!! Fuck Windows 10
SacSig
If Cruz, who has admitted to being born in Canada, is eligible for the Presidency – then obviously Obama was eligible no matter where the hell he was born. I don’t understand why the media didn’t more clearly define “natural born” 8 years ago
Flat Plane Science
here munkey, i have to read this sort of stuff this am to prepare for a job this afternoon infusing RA patients.
FreeTodd
SacSig Because they were too busy trying to anoint the first black POTUS
Flat Plane Science
York me in the bum – One more time
they are WWE trolling you dudek1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC DHC do you know how much him and his wife are worth?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wild Card Champion Munkey BUT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LICKED THE PAPER TO TELL IF THE SEAL IS REAL?????
Tribalsteez
1970 – Ted Cruz is born in Canada, to two parents who had lived in Canada for at least four years at that time, and had applied for and received Canadian citizenship under Canadian Immigration and Naturalization Laws, as stated by Rafael Cruz. As a result, US statutes would have voided the prior “green card” status which requires among other things, permanent residency within the United States and obviously, not becoming a citizen of another country during the time frame of the US green card.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Alright guys good luck on your powerball tickets. Buy more. . Have a nice day even you 5 Bowls and your split hat.
mikegalligan
I’d much rather play an away game in LA than St. Louis
LA was the Rams …in my lifetime
San Diego to LA not that bad a move. San Diego fans can still follow…in a state of the art facility
Raiders and A’s need a new Stadium! Sorry taxpayers!k1joyce #piedpiper
York me in the bum – One more time When was Jed York born?
k1joyce #piedpiper
Fünf Schüsseln How the fuck is that man related to Eddie?
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26755382k1joyce #piedpiper
Fünf Schüsseln The NFL needs to stop being a fucking pussy and just let DeBartolo take the team back
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Oakland is broke man much more important stuff A’S say they would fund stadium themselves might be lying. Raiders should get out.
Munkster
Stick to reading the peer-reviewed scientific journal articles folks. You’ll feel more intellectually honest.
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My favorite thing to do on ska is to point out ancientage’s faults and SHORTcomings
Munkster
As opposed to an op-ed piece from some ass hat whose understanding of the world extends no further than what he himself is capable of putting to paper.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
At O.CO if Raiders left. Stuck in limbo
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wild Card Champion Munkey Or parroting what his corporate masters paid him to squawk.
k1joyce #piedpiper
mikegalligan or how about Hawaii? How come the NFL doesn’t care about those two great markets right there
Munkster
Basically, take up two hobbies. One peaceful, and the other physical. The rest will take care of itself.
Tribalsteez
Mark Davis needs to die . Moving the Raiders out of California would be the last mistake he will make
k1joyce #piedpiper
flat planet society I refuse to click on any of those links
k1joyce #piedpiper
Navorro They could always come play in the Cape Cod league for afew years
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Ancientage, You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ReTodd Wide Left No, but if they just released pics, I’ll probably have an email from Car and Driver with info.
Munkster
and eat plenty of fiber for the health of your arteries and colon
Flat Plane Science
k1joyce from AZ flat planet society
it’s all good science bro relax is you can’t trust your own reading ability you are fucked.k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Great job with the cut and paste
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
fiber doesn’t do shit. Eat animal fat.CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
k1joyce from AZ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I typed every word and i meant it too
Lisa9er4life
I love how Obama talks about the divide in Congress, and the inability to come together to get things done, when he is responsible for the majority of the stalemate of his term, by drawing his own line in the sand at every turn. My way or the highway mentality doesn’t work in regards to compromise
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Okay Munkey good advice. Have a nice day. I’ll be back later
Flat Plane Science
k1joyce from AZ flat planet society
I dare you to not be a lemming.Cinco Taças
tap water is tested by the govt. 12 times a day, bottled water is almost never tested for pollutents
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
they test it to make sure it’s fucking packed with F-Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Lastly Mike I’ll kick you in the mouth. For trash talking Ancient
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Lisa9er4life You say this, and yet, the fucking Congress just wasted time passing an Obamacare repeal bill, and sent it to him, with full knowledge he will veto it. Complete and total waste of time, but they did it anyway.
Lisa9er4life
Zippy…HARUMPH! Lisa9er4life Better than doing nothing they promised when they were elected. Just proves Obama doesn’t compromise either
Munkster
eat whole grains to get a more complete array of fibers. Beware though, as deceptive food packaging may claim “made using whole grains” …, even though only a small amount of whole grains were actually used
FreeTodd
York me in the bum – One more time There are no other fans than niner fans according to turn rae
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln Reagan was the best President of my generation and that is a fact
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Why is purified bottled water much cheaper than mountain spring water ( like arrowhead )?
FreeTodd
Zippy…HARUMPH! Lisa9er4life The purpose is to lay it at his feet, so he has total ownership
Munkster
Understand that we exist in 4 dimensions of space (3D) and time (1D), so that in the vast majority of space time you either have not been born or are already dead, and that those realities exist concurrently with the ones you are experiencing now. Basically you are already dead, so you don’t need to worry about it.
leatherneckram
I think the chargers are bluffing and waiting for the june vote in SD and the raiders move to LA in a year.
TIGRE1629
Wish I could stay, but clients are waiting for me to blow their minds…
FreeTodd
Zippy…HARUMPH! As far as I know there is only one part to the penis and that is a hand
Lisa9er4life
Rand Paul saw Obama’s State of the Union and expressed what he thought of Obama:
“You Lie”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
You really should attribute quotes to MFA when you steal them from him.
Munkster
God was a civil engineer. Nobody else would run a sewage drain through a recreational area.
Lisa9er4life
Jason Cole thinks Niners are slow playing Hue Jackson – Yep right into the hands of the Browns
Smart move Jed….smh
Tribalsteez
All politicians lie, so wouldnt htis mean Rand Paul is also lying, thus, Obama is telling the truth?!?!
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Purified water is city water treated with reverse osmosis or something similar. It strips all minerals including good and bad.
When you drink warm purified water not much taste. Mountain spring water has all the minerals your body needs. Even at rom temp is Has a good taste. I never drink tap water or purified water.mikegalligan
Jed…..and “Smart move” don’t go together.
Hire Chip Kelly and stay outta his wayZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Seahawks defenders playing this Sunday who did not play the first Carolina game: Wagner, Lane, Shead
Panther players who played in the first game who will miss this game: Tillman, Benwikere
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time Jed said money was no object for a good coach and considering the decisions made by Baalke Hue may be an improvement
Munkster
There is nothing “similar” to reverse osmosis. There is reverse osmosis, and then there is stuff that is not reverse osmosis.
Lisa9er4life
mikegalligan No Chip Kelly either. He has no idea what he is doing
leatherneckram
Rams can hire a top notch coach, at least be in the running.
Cinco Taças
tap water is tested, bottled water isn’t…. now u can make whatever decision u want
Tribalsteez
now I regret paying off the asian girl to do my chemistry homework. I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT OSMOSIS and MFA IS SMARTER THAN ME 🙁
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Wild Card Champion Munkey purified water strips out ALL minerals good and bad. Not good for your blood or body. Thats why its so cheap
mikegalligan
Sad to say…but…Kam, Sherman and Earl have been vulnerable all year
Munkster
If we ignore that RO is far and way the most common treatment of bottled water, than yes, we can pretend MFA knows what he is talking about here.
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Wild Card Champion Munkey idiot and moran
Cinco Taças
it’s moron, we just spell it with an “a” because of that one meme mike
Munkster
You can distill it, deionize it, or use reverse osmosis. Not much else without getting insanely expensive. All of these remove minerals. With RO you can ajust the selectivity for various minerals by your pressure gradient and membrane selection. Distillation should remove all minerals, but it will depend on your collection tank, and dionizing it can mean a lot of different things, but can be tuned like RO.
Cinco Taças
fisher and ditka are the most overrated coaches of my lifetime
Tribalsteez
Lisa, didnt you say the Bucs wanted the OC Koetter to take over ?
whats the deal with him?
Munkster
Well, I guess you could just autoclave it to kill some % of the microbial stuff.
leatherneckram
True but why does he stay? Kronke knows he has to win here.
Cinco Taças
as a coffee snob, we don’t recommend using distilled water in our fancy espresso machines, not sure why i felt compelled to share this
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Wild Card Champion Munkey fuckface we are talking about bottled water you buy dipshit. Lol
Munkster
I’m aware. And from your posts, I’m also aware that you have absolutely zero idea what you are talking about beyond whatever advertisement that the distributor put on the bottle to dupe idiots like you into buying their product. Congratulations mindless consumer.
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Wild Card Champion Munkey i now know why you are a munkey
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time Yep I still believe he will. He has a proven track record and good leadership ability. He loves working with Jameis Winston and they will open up the playbook so much more in this case
leatherneckram
There will be a honeymoon period here, after that, if he wants to fill that place, fisher better produce.
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Drink purified room temp water then drink mountain spring water.
Huge differenceMunkster
Bottled water is probably a waste of money, plus, I would be concerned about what is leached out of the plastic bottle. I wouldn’t recommend drinking it after it has been stored for a long time. Minor impurities in the hydrocarbon polymer would likely dissolve into your water.
Tribalsteez
just suprised he’s not hired yet. Why fire Lovie and have no backup plan?
Flat Plane Science
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Fünf Schüsseln
No. Pure H2O is reported to dissolve the Copper pipes, and since they cost 160,000, nobody dares test it. I don’t believe it buy my buddy won’t test it.CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Too Short™ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Ok
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
Ready?
Pure H20 is what the body wants to drink.
It is rain water.
It is distilled water.
It is double carbon filtered Reverse Osmosis water.
Anything else has Fluoride loaded into it that you can’t get out without doing the above.Flat Plane Science
we get minerals from soil, and fat soluble vitamins from fat, water should be just pure H2O.
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time He was just officially interviewed by the Bucs. Niners were trying to go after him too. Koetter has a history in SF as the OC for SFSU in 1985. He also was the OC for the Jags in 2007 when they went 11-5
Brew_City
Lisa9er4life Those old bastards have done everything in their power not to work with him fucking all kinds of shit up in the process
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
I either buy distilled jugs and slug them
or fill my 5gal at teh RO at the grocer (27-35 cents a gallon.)Tribalsteez
it fucks your body up if you drink it for extended periods of time
Cinco Taças
remember when bradford turned down that 75 million dollar deal about 6 months ago…. what a dumbass
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
Here’s what I say, do you live near SC? There’s a place there called h2o4u, and they will educate you. They figured this out like i did, roughly by accident, but like 15 years ago. They sell distilled water to their customers.But here’s the deal- you have to try tasting it for like 3 days to ruin you ability to drink the poisoned bullshit. And it will. Tasting real water changes your life.
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flat planet society Wild Card Champion Munkey yup and its shit. With no good minerals your body needs . And that’s why its so cheap
Flat Plane Science
York me in the bum – One more time
been drinking it everyday for almost 2 years. I feel better than ever.Munkster
pure h2o would be kind of tricky as carbonate dissolves into from air. Also, the more minerals you remove from it, the more you reduce its buffering capacity, which allows even more carbonates to dissolve into it. they then dissociate and form carbonic acid. This is why DI water usually has a pH around 5.5
Flat Plane Science
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! flat planet society Wild Card Champion Munkey
Minerals don’t come in water, they come in food from the soil.CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
flat planet society AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Wild Card Champion Munkey omg really? Lol. Google my friend
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
Your body manages pH. And having a bunch of crap in your h2o only stresses it.Munkster
Tap water has a pH between 7 and 8, depending on the mineralogy.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Mine is around 6, IIRC. I use testing strips to check for PH for my cannabis growing activities.
Tribalsteez
“Fasting using distilled water can be dangerous because of the rapid loss of electrolytes (sodium, potassium, chloride) and trace minerals like magnesium, deficiencies of which can cause heart beat irregularities and high blood pressure. Cooking foods in distilled water pulls the minerals out of them and lowers their nutrient value.
Distilled water is an active absorber and when it comes into contact with air, it absorbs carbon dioxide, making it acidic. The more distilled water a person drinks, the higher the body acidity becomes.”Cinco Taças
when i went to chico state there was a frat that put it’s pledges through some initiation that involved drinking 5 gallons of water in one day, one kid died from a water overdose, it watered down his sodium content ratio and he died. To this day i won’t drink water because water kills people
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
7.35-7.5 all day everyday all people on earth unless ill.Flat Plane Science
York me in the bum – One more time
Yeah so this is all crap. Water doesn’t dissolve organic cells, hello. Your human body does not rinse off. Water doesn’t absorb impurities from air.
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
This is true, if he had drank distilled water, however, he would not have died because it doesnt’ leach electrolytes.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fünf Schüsseln Woman died a couple of years ago doing the same thing for a radio contest. I think she drank two gallons.
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Wild Card Champion Munkey cause you are a munkey?
Cinco Taças
and if you count floods… not even close. a flood of weed would kill nobody anyway i bet
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Wild Card Champion Munkey im tryin to speak munkey. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln Too much of anything isn’t good although there may be exceptions. Considering the body is made up of 70% water it is essential to drink it to keep organs running properly. Also keeps skin supple and hydrated while flushing out toxins.
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flat planet society AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You said water doesn’t have minerals you sir are an idiot
Cinco Taças
when you drown, you are literally choking on water…. fuck water
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln You breathed life for the first time in a vat of amniotic fluid
Flat Plane Science
Lisa9er4life Fünf Schüsseln
my skin and hair and nails all glow after starting distilled water. My teeth are whither and my gums are pink and healthier too. Eyes are clearer, mind is clearer, it’s amazing.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Pfft. Water is a system compound. OH-VER-RAY-TED
Too Short™
You just need to drop the temperature of the water a bit…if this is drowning, sign me up.
Go Cubs Go! (Kevin)
At least the Rams players will have a much better place to live now. Sunshine, beaches, smog, earthquakes, mudslides, no water etc etc
Lisa9er4life
I drink spring water cook with it too. There is a definite difference as opposed to using tap water. Even the taste of fresh perked coffee is so much better with spring water and it doesn’t clog your machine with contaminants
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I thought primate munkey didn’t want me to address him anymore. Lol
Then don’t respond to my posts. Pretty simple even a primate could do it
Cinco Taças
my 3 year old espresso machine has never been introduced to tap water, not even during cleanings
SacSig
You’ve all convinced me – after I hit the Power Ball I will only Shower with Voss Water
Go Cubs Go! (Kevin)
SacSig
If i had $1B then someone else would wash me with VossLisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln Actually I use a mixture of vinegar and water and it works great. Doesn’t leave an after taste in the machine as opposed to using some detergent cleaner for the machine. Safer too
Cinco Taças
just by natural de-scaler, it requires less rinsing and is made with citrus desolvers. yw
Lisa9er4life
Also use vinegar and water to flush out my condensation line for the HVAC unit at home. Works great and doesn’t harm the line like bleach will do over time. Have to use this from time to time during the hotter months due to humidity levels
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Lisa im 58 never drink purified water my skin is not wrinkled much andy skin looks healthy for my age
Cinco Taças
when u stretch skin out due to obesity, it will naturally straighten out a lot of wrinkles…. science
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Fünf Schüsseln naw cause lost a lot of weight still not much wrinkles for my age
Lisa9er4life
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! To each his own but the amount of water you drink on a daily basis is key. A raisin is a raisin because the sun draws out its mosture
Munkster
I recommend bathing in apple or carrot juice. The carotenoids oxidants absorb more natural through your epidermal layer (skin) than your intestinal tract. The result is healthier skin and the removal of toxic free radicals. The more natural absorption is because carotenoids are essentially long chained fatty acids (like your skin), which improves the dissolution of the minerals.
Tribalsteez
now I understand why smart people were hung back in the 15th century
Lisa9er4life
Wild Card Champion Munkey I’d prefer carrot juice. Too much apple juice contains arsenic
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Life is in the blood. Without water there is no blood.
Dont drink tap or purified water. Live long and prosper!
Flat Plane Science
New York Times – 2 hours agoQUETTA, Pakistan – A suicide attack on a polio vaccination center in southwestern Pakistan on Wednesday killed 15 people, mainly policemen gathered to escort health workers, officials said
Cinco Taças
my grandpa lived to 102 drinking coca cola everyday, just saying
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
they started putting caffeien in mens’ shower gel.Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
no reason to drag Lisa into thisCARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
This season palmer bitch slaps rodgers
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Zippy…HARUMPH! Not just any water spring water
Lisa9er4life
I saw a report of guy who died from kidney failure from drinking 1-2 gallons of iced tea a day for years. He should have just had water
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Lisa9er4life I start getting caffeine OD shakes just reading that.
Munkster
Most of what goes into you goes through your kidneys. Behave accordingly.
Cinco Taças
but he enjoyed the taste of tea, why go back and drink tasteless bs water?
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln Cause he would still be alive? Just a guess 🙂
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Browns are finalizing a deal with Hue Jackson.
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
kidnets cannot excrete fluoride. it gets hinged to Ca++ and placed into bones, teeth, hair and nails.Cinco Taças
but live a shittier life…. he made an ok decision if u ask me
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
York me in the bum – One more time They want you to be sick. Makes them more money.
Flat Plane Science
Wild Card Champion Munkey
its the white deformation spots you see in your shit you filthy dirty animal get your lift strai.
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But if you smoke dope who cares what water you drink. Right potheaded krunks?
Cinco Taças
it’s the same reason american cars suck, forces u to buy more, more often
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time If you’re stuck in a hurricane without power a gallon of water per person a day will suffice until things are back to normal
Flat Plane Science
Fünf Schüsseln
whatever you do, don’t end up in a hospital. THey are designed to bring you back.Flat Plane Science
Lisa9er4life York me in the bum – One more time
oh you can survive months recycling your own pee.Cinco Taças
i’m one of those guys that thinks coke and pepsi are equally good, but RC cola sucks ass… feeling me mike?
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Wild Card Champion Munkey you shit in your bath water. Um wait you are a munkey nevermind
Lisa9er4life
flat planet society Lisa9er4life York me in the bum – One more time I’d prefer the spring water
Cinco Taças
also, the local community swimming pool, talk about poo water
Tribalsteez
I dont understand why Tim Hack is bitching on twitter right now.
Browns hiring Hue Jackson is a good thing if the NIners want to hire his boy – Mike Nolan
Munkster
If not for the wife and kids, I’d give a lot of consideration to becoming a crazy homeless person.
Cinco Taças
don’t navy seals climb all over each other during teamwork drills?
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Fünf Schüsseln that was over 30 years ago. Now i just climb onto women
Munkster
Jesus was a crazy homeless person Lisa. Don’t be so quick to judge the lifestyle.
FuckChipKelly
I have thought of being homeless, around here it would be easy. It’s kinda my fall back plan, lol
Cinco Taças
i’m too good looking to be homeless, ladies will take me into their homes no matter what
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Lisa i bet you don’t smoke pot or weed or mejiwanna
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Hue was the only “good” option I saw for San fra . Please let chip Kelly happen!
Enterfakenamebethere…
Breaking news, Blair Walsh tried to hang himself but couldn’t kick the chair
Munkster
I think Kelly is now their best option …, I would say Coughlin, but I just don’t see how that would work.
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No one wants the 49er hc job. Why?
1 cards and seattle is in their div
2 they dont have a qbZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
back2backNFCWchamps Tried to shoot himself. Wide left.
Lisa9er4life
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I don’t smoke at all but that is my choice.
FuckChipKelly
They gave him GM powers and more money, not hard to figure out
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time I’d rather have Coughlin. At least he has a proven track record and Super Bowl winning experience
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Lisa9er4life AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Good for you live long lisa
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time He also has the respect of the locker room that is big
Cinco Taças
i remember strahan talking about how many of his teammates loathe the guy
FuckChipKelly
If we hire Chip or Coughlin without even interviewing Mike Holmgren or Shanahan I will be pissed off
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Unless you have brokeback moutain on dvd Back2back you might want to change your name 49er fan. People just might read into your name
Enterfakenamebethere…
Everybody still having to interview a colored coach before a white coach?
SacSig
I just want a HC that has the ability to draw top drawer assistants into the fold
FuckChipKelly
Fuck Coughlin, Fuck Chip Kelly, fuck Jed York, fuck Baalke, and fuck you too
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Fünf Schüsseln yes it bothers me don’t like faggots
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back2backNFCWchamps of course i am right
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
49ers4life Have you ever considered a career as a freestyle rapper?
Lisa9er4life
I bet Hue got the impression that Jed would always stick his two cents in and didn’t want to deal with him
Tribalsteez
I would like Shanahan over Coughlin , especially in the run game
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Lisa9er4life I doubt it was because he had a strong preference for Cleveland culture and restaurants.
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time Either one would be ok with me. Shanahan was our OC under Seifert
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
No “fuck ewe” in honor of the Rams relocation?
Munkster
Well, that can’t happen. I think the most embarrassing outcome would be Nolan.
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Lisa9er4life Fünf Schüsseln i did to lisa
Munkster
Titans, Eagles, Giants, Bucs and 49ers. Lions to maybe join soon. Did I miss anyone?
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I can see chip in san fran. That team plays like a college team
Enterfakenamebethere…
My team must really really suck if nobody wants to coach em 🙁
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln Koetter has a proven track record in the NFL.
Munkster
I get it, and I find this joke roughly 20% funnier than I used to.
Munkster
No, he’s coming to Seattle to be our QB coach and teach RW how to fuck bitches.
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49ers4life not like the az wrattlers
Ballon Knot
For top HC candidates – SF is just a source of leverage
They don’t want to go there
~BKCinco Taças
i remember my first flight after 9/11… it was from san jose to chicago. It was about 20 days after the highjackings. I was a little nervous to be honest. Then while boarding i noticed the chicago arena football team was on the same flight as me, which made me like the 70th person in line to take out a potential terrorist on the plane. Never felt safer.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey also known as: The day RW turned down God and looked to the bottom of a bottle
halosramsfan
Its about fuckin time! I am so sick of getting my ass kicked in a different timezone!
– Pete Carroll
Munkster
Brew_City Wild Card Champion Munkey Can you imagine how great he would be if he became an alcoholic?
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey Brew_City he’s probably a pussy ass light weight
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fünf Schüsseln I once sat next to an NBA referee on a flight from LA to Phoenix.
Tribalsteez
The Herd (ESPN), The niners remaining 3 choices are: Dirk koetter, Chip Kelly & Mike Shanaha
Munkster
At this point, a troll making fun of the 49ers would be like an artist critiquing the sunset.
Brew_City
Sac said it earlier they should really be going for Josh McDaniels
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Fünf Schüsseln No, but I was polite. Didn’t mention I didn’t watch the NBA anymore largely due to superstar bias in officiating.
HTown49er
I just ate church’s chicken. I just realized why I eat there once a year!!!
Sloppybeast
Being the HC of the 49ers is a position only cut out for the cream of the crop. No scrubs. Hue Jackson can take his lame ass, poorly ranked offense somewhere else.
AZKardinal
So basically a guy that was fired by the Raiders turns down the 49ers for the Browns….
And we thought the 49ers hit rock bottom already……
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City KZ Rider_ he’s a PC disciple and coached Washington
AZKardinal
Maybe Cleveland will sign Kaepernick after the 49ers release him. Theoretically.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Bills upped season ticket prices. Gotta pay for those Rob and Rex buffets somehow.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I don’t. I wish him long life, and good health.
Tribalsteez
SO MUCH CONFLICTING INFO
https://twitter.com/karymack https://twitter.com/karymack/status/687339532442677248
Jim Trotter says Dirk Koetter is the https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash next choice apparently.1 retweet0 likesReply Retweet 1 Like MoreSloppybeast
I still believe in the 49ers FO, stop placing words in my mouth.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey the one and only. Also I read he apparently sometimes coaches the DB’s. lololol
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
If it is Koetter, Like him but I am a bit bias being he is a former Boise State HC. A ton of OC experience in NFL but I do think this would be his first HC gig in the league
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“We always hire the twelfth guy we interview. Keeps other teams clueless as to our real agenda.”
AZKardinal
Adam Schefter reporting that Jen Walters turned down the 49ers head coaching job.
hawaiianhonky
Why coach the niners when there’s a perfectly good job in Cleveland that you could have instead?
Munkster
Man, I think back, and am now grateful, for how zipped up Seattle’s moves have been. Ruskell and Mora’s firings came without a peep. The Carroll hire was also not a media circus show. Holmgren’s hire was similar. His firing had been much discussed, but just by speculative people that knew he hated Ruskell.
Brew_City
right when I start to feel bad for the Niners I remember all the mean and hurtful things Tribe said to me merely 3 years ago and then I feel better
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Wild Card Champion Munkey Um Carrolls hiring was media circus seeing as how he was leaving USC during their turmoil
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey Holmgren’s may have been “Low-key” in seattle people where were super pissed at him
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City I started to feel bad for the niners….just kidding no i didn’t
hawaiianhonky
Maybe the Niners are waiting for that high school coach who never punts and onside kicks every time to become available
Sloppybeast
49ers are already better than the Rams. Not far behind the Hawks and will be better than the Cards the moment Bennett rolls up on Palmer’s knee in 2 weeks.
Brew_City
Holmgren wanted to be GM and wolf said no then wolf retires 2 years later and makes Sherman the HC/ GM
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast the 49ers are slightly better than the browns at this time, that is the only team comparable to them
Tribalsteez
Apparently Koetter had a good interview with Niners
Will be hilarious if Bucs fired their coach to miss out on the guy they were trying to keep from leaving
hawaiianhonky
Fünf Schüsseln Jameis doesn’t stand a chance running that offense
Brew_City
Holmgren really blew it in retrospect. Him and Favre woulda won another SB had he stayed.
hawaiianhonky
SF went from losing to seattle on the field to the browns off of it…..the collapse is more epic than even i predicted
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
hawaiianhonky They also lost to the Browns on the field as well.
hawaiianhonky
Fünf Schüsseln how’d a QB that can’t run (bradford) do this year?
hawaiianhonky
Zippy…HARUMPH! hawaiianhonky this post could have been so much better huh?
hawaiianhonky
Fünf Schüsseln meh…he was pretty good last before getting hurt
Sloppybeast
The 49ers will benefit the most from the Rams moving to LA. They can shoot down the Hawks plane as they travel to the game. Land to air missile. Boom.
Cinco Taças
sean penn is going to get cartel’d to death in the next few weeks, just my thoughts
hawaiianhonky
The Seahawks are my favorite NFL team, and it’s not even close
Cinco Taças
i have bad reading comprehension, don’t be surprised if i delete my last post
AZKardinal
The Niners could have hired Todd Bowles last year after Harb was fired….
hawaiianhonky
back2backNFCWchamps you’re just jealous cause you’re a niners fans
AZKardinal
I’m just happy Kaepernick returned those 10 US Navy service men.
Sloppybeast
What’s awesome is that it is still better to be a 49er fan then a fan of your team. Brew might be the only person here that feels the same sense of satisfaction as I do, maybe.
AZKardinal
It should also be pointed out that Jackson probably liked the Browns front office structure more than he might have liked the 49ers.
Cinco Taças
that’s because he is now part of the front office, in sf he wouldn’t be
Sloppybeast
Brew_City Sloppybeast that inner awesomeness from loving one of the best NFL franchises. Others wouldn’t know about it.
AZKardinal
I should be an NFL GM. Seriously. I saw the Tomsula fiasco a mile away….
Brew_City
according to Mike Silver Haslam was the only one to actually offer him the Job.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I’ve been home with the flu for 2 days. I’m thankful that noshoes and silent bob filled the Knowledge Void leftover from the BKOB Report and gave me some really nice reading material to enjoy.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Occupation: Metal Worker
http://i.imgur.com/vSGxsPu.gifSacSig
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler don’t fall asleep on your back, wouldn’t want you to choke on your vomit
Sloppybeast
Do I hope BKOB recovers? yes
Do I hope BKOB recovers enough to start writing again? meh….noWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Seriously how did the Browns steal jackson. Incredible
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I’m holding out for a contract extension from Keal
hawaiianhonky
Ciara Meyer stood directly behind her father as he raised a .223-caliber rifle and pointed it at the chest of a constable who’d come to serve an eviction notice at their apartment.
The constable responded with a single shot.
That bullet went through the arm of 57-year-old Donald Meyer and into his 12-year-old daughter, Ciara, killing her.Had that idiot not pulled a gun she’d still be alive, proof that they do more harm than good more often than not.
hawaiianhonky
SacSig hawaiianhonky i know, and had he not had a gun she’d still be alive
Munkster
I believe in the 2nd amendment, but you are right that they usually do more harm than good. Mostly because people struggle to be smart.
Lisa9er4life
Johnny Manziel will be the first roster casualty of Hue Jackson
hawaiianhonky
Wild Card Champion Munkey the struggle to be intelligent gets more apparent every day
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I see how people drive. I can only imagine how they treat the responsibility of gun ownership.
Flying Squirrel Theory
I swear to god I see a body flying out of that car after it lands
AZKardinal
49ers’ problem isn’t only that they lost out on Hue, it’s that they had no idea what it’d take to get him & didn’t know they didn’t have it.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Probably Mr. Bill
Cinco Taças
cars kill 20x more people than guns do, yet nobody want to make it harder to get a drivers license…. makes no sense
Brew_City
I wonder if Carson will choke under all the pressure. That’d be sweet
Brew_City
I better send him a letter of how much MFA’s hopes are riding on him
Flying Squirrel Theory
Fünf Schüsseln if the object that kills is you is big business then it will continue
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
A couple of hundred million people will successfully complete automobile activities today. It’s something that practically everyone has to do on a regular basis.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
The niners roster is terrible but I’d still pick it over the Browns job. Even with more personnel control. The Browns are the Browns….
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Rgknee would die in this division. Rams would kill him
Munkster
I picture the Packers coming out all “physical” and being cheap in response to the humiliation they feel over their last blowout in Arizona.
FreeTodd
White Trash Lizard #DHC I think it shows how much people don’t want to work with York
Flying Squirrel Theory
White Trash Lizard #DHC the 49ers are worse than the 76ers
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
White Trash Lizard #DHC The coach who turns Cleveland around will have a statue built in his honor.
The coach that turned SF around was sent off to coach college football.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Zippy…HARUMPH! White Trash Lizard #DHC this is a great point.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
“Guns aren’t toys. They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face.”
-Krusty the ClownFlying Squirrel Theory
Zippy…HARUMPH! White Trash Lizard #DHC but have you seen that Browns QB jersey? with the 20 names?
Cinco Taças
dhc would take the niners job over the browns job…. the black population in the silicon valley is 2.7%, black population in cleveland is 29%…. makes sense
Sloppybeast
Have I mentioned that I think the Panthers are going to win this weekend? No? oh, well I think the Panthers are going to win this weekend.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Zippy…HARUMPH! White Trash Lizard #DHC so it is also 95% chance it ends your career
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey well everyone is saying they’re gonna get stomped again so. Maybe they’ll be angry again.
Munkster
No, actually you mentioned that Bennett was going to roll up on Palmer’s knees in 2 weeks, implying a Panther loss.
Brew_City
Sloppybeast They’re gonna win and 1 singular baseball sized hail is gonna fall from the sky as Cam Newton is dropping back causing him to fumble right into Cliff Avril’s hands for a game winning TD
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey you didn’t like the post so I thought I would get away with this.
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Brew score with Saturday’s game at uop?
Lisa9er4life
Baalke said he won’t promote in house this time – Tomsula was enough
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! this is in reference to our battle with high cholesterol
Sloppybeast
I’ve been caught in a lie, it is time to come clean. I’m Tribe.
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Hey brew check this out. —> GO CARD’S GO! !
FreeTodd
If the Packers jump out to an early lead, Cards are in trouble. The Cards have a lot of quit in them
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! The arrow is what really sets the tone
Munkster
I have it at 17-16 Seattle, with RW supplying a miracle pass to Kevin Smith as time expires.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
“But Marge, a gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh… an alligator.”
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Browns have the worst uniforms in the nfl. Somehow they actually made them worse. That alone would be enough for me to not take that job.
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If you are a cards fan and you sold your playoff tickets shame on you! !
Sloppybeast
White Trash Lizard #DHC Now they look like that nasty color of mustard and ketchup mixed together. Yummy.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey I don’t see anything tragic happening to the Panthers in that prediction
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey No way you just straight up beat them
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Are you happy your team is more important now that the Rams moved to LA?
Lisa9er4life
Hue Jackson wants the door still open with the 49ers in the future? Jeez even Hue knows we’re going to hire a loser
Sloppybeast
If the Hawks win it will be because Joey Porter yells at Cam.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Rams need to go back to their old uniforms since they are going back to LA. their uniforms are pretty bad too
Ron LaCroix
dang….this is a sad day in the SF legacy, when a coach picks the Brown over the 9ers.
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k1joyce from AZ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Indifferent actually rams are irrelevant
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Seriously though, Jackson just committed career suicide. No one can save the Browns, and he won’t get a 3rd HC job
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I agree 49ers should go after wrattlers hc. At least they will score more points. Haha
Brew_City
Seahawks are probably the best looking college style I still prefer the classic look tho
Munkster
But, he will make millions of dollars while not having to stare at York’s face everyday.
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Fünf Schüsseln steelers bumble bee unis ummm no
Lisa9er4life
ReTodd Wide Left Brew_City Blake Bortles improves every year so it is not that far fetched
Munkster
Can I interest you in some shares in beach front property in Tennessee?
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
He’s by far the best QB of all time for no reason
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey No, I’m looking for swamp land in Cleveland, leave me alone.
Munkster
Cleveland never seemed so bad to me, but every time I’ve seen it I had just driven out of Detroit and through Toledo.
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Best helmets. Bengals rams and texans
Brew_City
Fünf Schüsseln which, for him, is wayyyy down the list of things that need fixing
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Take the Rams name out of your mouth or I’ll slap the taste so far out of it you’ll never get it back
Sloppybeast
Can anyone provide me with something that shows Jackson was offered the job?
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
“Andrew Luck is obviously way better than RW, it’s just goimg to take him 5+ years to prove it.” -Mainstream Media
http://imgur.com/3ntf8FKWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
I honestly think the niners uniforms look terrible… not trolling. Sparkly gold? The logo is trash. Just all of it hurts my eyes
Sloppybeast
Lisa9er4life Sloppybeast I’m pretty sure that is just a Munkey troll account.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I really didn’t follow them much, but it made me think of Pravda trying to set up a US edition.
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Brew you may want to hire a massage specialist after Saturdays game
We are kickin yo ass again
FreeTodd
White Trash Lizard #DHC I would rather watch the Twilight series and see vampires shimmer
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
But that’s not due to the uniform. That’s because you’re a flaming homosexual.
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White Trash Lizard #DHC dhc do you really think i can see your hand on the Internet?
Brew_City
i just have this feeling that with this immense pressure facing palmer, going up against the legendary Green Bay Packers.. He’s gonna fold like a cheap tent
Lisa9er4life
Red and Gold are beautiful colors. I know they’re in my living room 🙂
Sloppybeast
Why does the Cardinals bird logo have a yellow beak? Do they not realize that it is red? I mean come on! What a disgrace. I bet there are hundreds of cardinal fans that actually think the cardinal has a yellow beak.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I doubt it. Dude is beyond motivated. This is his moment and he knows it.
Lisa9er4life
Wild Card Champion Munkey That stuff works great on carpets 🙂
White Trash Lizard #DHC
He’s been ok a mission since rehab last offseason. He knows this is the best team he’s ever had and is getting old.
Brew_City
White Trash Lizard #DHC I don’t think you understand. I need him to choke.
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast sorry man, someone had to tell you.
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Brew_City White Trash Lizard #DHC lol
Lisa9er4life
Wild Card Champion Munkey Brew_City I agree her birthday is the same as mine
Brew_City
ReTodd Wide Left I’ll make a bet with you todd. If the Hawks so how magically score more than 24 5 bowls will give you a hand job
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Zero fucks given if we win 3-0 and they miss five field goals.
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If packers lose Saturday brew will disappear for awhile until the pro bowl game. Why? Rodgers will be in Hawaii
White Trash Lizard #DHC
His name is kurt and his hand blowys are incredible.
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k1joyce from AZ rams is his 2nd team so….
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I really do. I think it’s awesome for this division.
Sloppybeast
The Panthers are going to have the game all but wrapped up when the left upright of the field goal post falls over and hammers Cam into the ground like a nail. Wags will pick it up and run 109 yards for a TD as time expires.
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC A geographically correct NFC West, and bandwagon Mexican Rams fans
Sloppybeast
In the ensuing out of control moments, the refs will give Cam a flag for abusing the equipment and suspend him for 3 games if his broken neck ever recovers.
FreeTodd
Hue Jackson is a monster. He is going to trigger Johnny Football to go out and drink now.
Jive Lake Duck
Seattle used up all their luck on a 25 yard missed fg. They are screwed
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s gonna be awesome when the cards and hawks dismantle the rams in their new fancy stadium. But you guys can beat up on the niners in front of your sea of wetbacks
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC DHC we all saw what happens to the Cards when the Rams get functional QB play. Carson Palmer eats turf and throws INTs
Munkster
Jed York gave 1 presser in the last year. You would think he would nail it, but instead he 1) Admitted to listening to criticisms on social media, 2) Bragged about drafting 7th overall, and 3) acted like a spurned female when Harbaw’s name came up.
Steelers07
how does it feel to know hue jackson chose the fucking browns over your franchise?
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 they’re in denial…”we didn’t want him anyway” type shit
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC I love how you fail to take into account that our offensive line was a train wreck and Foles had regressed to the point of total incompetence. You also just enjoy pretending that when our O line was healthy Todd Gurley ran your ass over. And as Honky said, the Seahawks came into your own stadium and blew your team into fucking orbit. The same team the Rams swept.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky that’s quite the opposite ive heard the past few days
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC But yeah, in STL against the Rams practice squad O line and no Quinn or Long you guys won in front of 70 people. Great job.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky oh for sure…i don’t think they really know what to think anymore because it just keeps getting worse and we all though there was no way this was possible
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky consider me one of the people who thought it was never possible for the 49ers to fall this far, this fast.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i predicted their demise…but even i fell short in just how far they would fall
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky i mean the 49ers were in the super bowl within the same presidential term we’re in now!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“You don’t want a view of the Bay, Hugh. Check this out: You can see the glow from our burning rivers from your office!”
– Jimmy Haslam
hawaiianhonky
Has a team ever lost to the browns on and off the field in the same season?
halosramsfan
New city! best venue in the NFL under construction!…..Jeff Fisher!
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Joyce…. the cardinals won 13 games with the best offense in football and a top tier defense…. last time we played we DOMINATED you.
hawaiianhonky
k1joyce from AZ hawaiianhonky i was thinking maybe during prohibition
k1joyce #piedpiper
Rams SB nation site has been hijacked by some drunk jackass
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC Then how come you didn’t sweep us then?
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC Seattle scored the most points on your D this year
Lisa9er4life
Harbaugh wanted to have more of a say with the Niners. Jed probably had flash backs of this with Hue Jackson.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Because you barely beat us cause we fucked up and bear ourselves.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Sloppybeast k1joyce from AZ https://twitter.com/TurfShowTimes
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC congrats? we blew you out while you were still playing for the one seed
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Congrats? Lol we won the division and finished ahead of you lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC
So what is your point retard? We are both still alive yet we had a much stronger season.
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC Come on now, the only legit retard is MFA don’t try to steal his thunder DHC
Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC yeah they dont suck our offenses are just legit
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i’d rather win and break no records than lose and throw for 500 yards
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Advice MFA
If she tells you no she really means yes. Just get a little aggressive. Women like men who are assertive
k1joyce #piedpiper
DHC you guys had a nice regular season but it’s going to take a Herculean effort to defeat the curse of MFA. I don’t know if Arians has that kind of juice in him, but then again he does have like 10 coaches who are over 80 years and and Dwight Freeney. So maybe you got a chance.
hawaiianhonky
DHC, AZ didn’t have the best offense in the NFL this year….the more you know
White Trash Lizard #DHC
We also signed the ancient jason babin. We love old people.
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC Maybe John Abraham can play if he still remembers who the fuck he is
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Advice MFA
Don’t spit unto the wind until you have brushed your teeth and flossed
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Yes we gained the most yards of any team in football
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC I don’t know how to even respond to this
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC yards….you’re using yards of course….points matter more though and you didn’t lead the league in points per game
Munkster
Looks like 49er fans already crapped up the off season couch. Fucking hell k1, you were supposed to keep them in line.
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Advice MFA
Never pee in the dark! If that seat falls you are fucked!hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC right, so you’re the second best offense….not the best as you boasted earlier
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Points also take into account defensive touchdowns.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Our offense moved the ball better than anyone. We have the best offense in football
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You encouraged people to rape women. What the hell is wrong with you?
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Whos talking about rape wtf is wrong with you?
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC they scored more points and are therefore better
White Trash Lizard #DHC
No lol. We gain more yards. I don’t think anyone would take the panthers offense over ours
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC i would take 31 points per game over 30
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Steelers07 hes fat cant get away from pass rush
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast You have some nerve kid
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey We under-estimated how many of them were fake bandwagoners
Steelers07
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! just like cupcakes cant get away from you
Munkster
It’s sad when the losing culture of a team has permeating down into the mentality of the fans and players.
Like after the Redskins loss, the players were all happy and tweeting out how they are building a program and will be back. It’s the NFL, you can build a program but don’t take playoff appearances for granted.
hawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – One more time that’s called a “false crack” in hawaii
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppy you have a evil dirty mind thats sick
Cinco Taças
u ever accidentally cum in your own eye masturbating….. um ya, me either /-:
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey I like where the Redskins are headed. Some good pieces on offense to build around
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Fünf Schüsseln i didnt mention rape at allm that’s what sloppy said. Take it up with his weird sick mind
Steelers07
Wild Card Champion Munkey because it works for him in this particular conversation
Munkster
I agree, and I think the drunk will do good things with that team. I just thought it was weird how many of their players seemed so happy after the loss.
Cinco Taças
mfa, joking about rape is bush league! i’d ban u if i was a mod
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Advice MFA
never give your personal credit card to a woman . It you do then you deserve it
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Fünf Schüsseln fuck u sloppy said that not me
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey I think they realized they were lucky to even be there
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Advice MFA
do not listen to about 95% of people on ska. If you do then good luck with your life. You will need it
White Trash Lizard #DHC
This one certainly stung to some people. Good job mike.
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49ers4life the only person who mentioned rape was sloppy
FuckChipKelly
He was just picking up on the super rape-ey vibe of your previous comment
Cinco Taças
hey mfa, why don’t u just go down to your local hospice and kick peoples shins while you’re at it….
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I think if you start a playoff game out strong, then get your shit pushed in 35-7 after that to lose by almost 20, you take a bit different attitude about “happy to be there” than, say, the Vikings are right about now.
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Advice MFA
Don’t make bets with people who don’t like you.
They will never honor their bets with you
Sloppybeast
Again MFA what are you doing here? All I did was point out that your rape joke was in poor taste.
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Sloppybeast i never said or mentioned rape in any of my posts
YOU DID!!
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! are you saying that you aren’t going to honor the bet when you lose?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Oh Mike made a rape joke? Interesting
k1joyce #piedpiper
York me in the bum – One more time inside of his now buried pool
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Advice MFA
Don’t trust in people whom you have never seen face to face
If you do you will get scammed at some point
Lisa9er4life
If Obama could sign an executive order that made him President for 30 years he would
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York me in the bum – One more time sloppybeast said it
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Some dude just bought $400 in powerball
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Are you saying below that you are not going to honor our bet?
Cinco Taças
too bad mccain didn’t win right? everything would be grand!!!
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k1joyce from AZ or at least dont use a pen but a marker
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I bet there’s lots of people who spent more than that
Lisa9er4life
White Trash Lizard #DHC That is a lot to lose if you lose though
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Advice MFA
Don’t drink tap water or purified water. Drink Spring water
You will have a tasteful future
Sloppybeast
MIKE! Are you welching on our bet? It sure seemed like you are hinting at it below.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sloppybeast He has never once paid up on a bet here, to my knowledge.
Munkster
He’s welching like a bottle of grape juice. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
49ers4life Because we’re all pointing and laughing as he gives it.
Lisa9er4life
Fünf Schüsseln No you lose it when you hand it to the cashier
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Even if Costanzo blows a short FG at the end?
Brew_City
Zippy…HARUMPH! Brew_City that would be awesome that rarely ever happens to us
MikefromAz’s Mom
Michael, shut the fuck up or I’m going to pull out the internet cord
Munkster
Sloppybeast Wild Card Champion Munkey *wipes away tears of mirth*
Brew_City
if the Cards do what Minnesota did I pray for DHC and anyone in within his throwing distance
Munkster
Fünf Schüsseln “I told you not to talk about your father that way!” ~ MFA’s Mom
Sloppybeast
I’m just glad that Lisa wasn’t here for MFA’s rape joke. That would have been a disaster.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Im actually dreading Saturday. I think we will win but as an arizona cardinals fan the thought and comfortable fear of failure is alive and well.
Brew_City
White Trash Lizard #DHC and not to mention all the pressure is on you guys
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Well we are out of those days and that’s the scary part
Munkster
Yeah, there is no way that you guys go to the SB in the next 50 years.
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC you’re not out of those days until you win a playoff game
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Any fan of any NFC team who thinks they’re automatically making the NFCCG is an idiot. These are going to be competitive games, and any combination of teams could advance.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey yup. They’re supposed to roll us again
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Double digit wins in the past 3 seasons means we are out of those days.
hawaiianhonky
Zippy…HARUMPH! any combination that doesn’t include AZ, correct
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC that means you’ve had some good regular seasons
Go Cubs Go! (Kevin)
hawaiianhonky Zippy…HARUMPH!
We’ll get the flags to beat you in the NFCCGWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Munkey, I feel a strain on our relationship. Is it because I’m a retard?
Lisa9er4life
k1joyce from AZ My Lawn – A Biography of Marshawn Lynch’s Pubes
k1joyce #piedpiper
Brew_City k1joyce from AZ The voice in the video is Michael Felger, proud former citizen of Wisconsin now working for 98.5 in Boston
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Advice MFA
do not spend your hard earned money on a team that you know is leaving your city
If you do then you deserve to be taken by telemarketers
Munkster
We can be buds again come draft time DHC, but for now I want the Football Gods to eat your soul and shit it back into your mouth. After raping it.
hawaiianhonky
No Cubs No! (Kevin) hawaiianhonky Zippy…HARUMPH! no way, you exhausted your calls in our first game
Munkster
It’s not a joke, I’m actively rooting for the cultural and sexual subjugation of his people.
Cinco Taças
you’ve seen what these guns can do in the middle east, now lets see what they can do in the ring
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey As long as it isn’t a joke then it is truly funny.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Am I the only person who is surprised ben mcadoo is getting head coach consideration?
Cinco Taças
mfa, don’t try to flip this around, remember at some point u will have to look into the mirror and realize what u said
Munkster
https://twitter.com/AaronCurry51
Hue Jackson traded for me on a Wednesday, had a heart to heart with me on Thursday, started me next to Rolando on Sunday! It was pretty cool
Retweeted by https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanforaSloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I hope you aren’t planning on welching. You aren’t answering my question which makes me nervous.
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC Giants are throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. They interviewed Spags too, and we all saw how that fucking went.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey “He played me! Fantastic coach!”
~CurryLisa9er4life
Niners coaching vacancy – it’s between El Chapo and Mr. Bean lol
Brew_City
Sloppy what is this about a Legionaires disease outbreak in Flint?
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey At least I have only spent 1 year of my life making this happen. It could be worse.
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Advice MFA
Never align yourself with someone who hate blacks or talks bad about them That’s so old 1800’s!’
if you do you need your ass kicked by a black man and your girlfriend or wife pleasured by him
Go Cubs Go! (Kevin)
Brew_City
People still live in Flint? And if so, are they white?Brew_City
No Cubs No! (Kevin) Brew_City the white ones are rare and exciting. Like the Peacock
bry_paz
I heard the the Rams owner is gonna spend near 3Billion on the relocation. 2.2 B for the new stadium and 500M for the relocation feel. Yowza
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey I always just say they said something funny on the radio. I always have headphones in
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
When do the Niners interview Coach Klein?
http://i.imgur.com/IjFVRoI.jpgk1joyce #piedpiper
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/687368014740717569https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/687368014740717569
St. Louis mayor says city won’t pursue another NFL team https://t.co/uqJr3w75eSSloppybeast
I’m reading a quote from an official from Flint and he pointed out that they are running a little on the high side for Legionaires Disease cases. uh what?
k1joyce #piedpiper
bry_paz Him and his wife are worth almost 15 billion dollars. Insane money
k1joyce #piedpiper
bry_paz k1joyce from AZ Only one wealthier is your Seahawks owner. Can’t even imagine having that kind of money
Lisa9er4life
Zippy…HARUMPH! As soon as they get his leather jacket out of the Smithsonian
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC He might be fucking dead right now, let me check his twitter
Brew_City
k1joyce from AZ bry_paz “that’s a nice island I think I’ll buy it”
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Sloppy you really pissed me off insinuating i was talking about rape when i wasn’t!! You are a bad man with no smoothie! ‘
hawaiianhonky
When i win the powerball i’m going to buy the Rams and move them to Omaha
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! So you are or are not going to welch? oh and sorry, I was only trying to help you.
k1joyce #piedpiper
hawaiianhonky You’re gonna have to win it like 15 times over to catch up to Kroenke
White Trash Lizard #DHC
The rams owner is gonna write a check for 1 billion dollars for the relocation fee. That’s insane
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Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No you were not trying to help. You were just being a donkeys ass
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast can’t I be both?
bry_paz
White Trash Lizard #DHC I hope they are investigating the money for Terrorist ties
hawaiianhonky
Lisa, my wife rubbed my toes last night and NOTHING…you lied to me!
Munkster
550 million for the relocation fee …, 1.03 billion for escrow for the stadium
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Fuck you. I like it my way. Your team has a racially ambiguous qb and you’re a gaywad!
Munkster
I wish you were a fan of another team so that you might feel some kind of happiness as a football fan in your life. You deserve it.
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Lisa hh toes stink . So I’m sure she wasn’t into it
hawaiianhonky
Lisa9er4life hawaiianhonky lol, yea you might be right she doesn’t like feet
bry_paz
Wild Card Champion Munkey We are all fucked if we are relying on SKA for any worthwhile information
k1joyce #piedpiper
I loved how mad Dean Spanos was last night. I also now fully understand why Mark Davis and Stan Kroenke don’t do public speaking. I think Mark might have gone into the bathroom with Irsay afew times to pill up
hawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! dang bro, i can’t take this abuse today
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If bkob was here he would love my advice mfa posts!
Sloppybeast
Mike – This is what had us going down the path to being enemies before the great truce of 2015. I make a joke about one of your posts and you get offended by it. The joke I made is no different than any joke I would have made with anyone else if they posted a joke about rape. The difference is YOUR response to it.
Munkster
Lisa, when my wife is stomping around the house and making sounds of agitation and I ask her if anything is wrong and she glares at me and says “NOOOOOOOOOO!” … i’m good, right?
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I feel like lisa is the only person worth a shit on here.
hawaiianhonky
Wild Card Champion Munkey yep, make sure NOT to do the dishes either…that’ll make her come around faster
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC this offends me more than any post you’ve ever posted
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Carson the pack killa will shred that porous packers secondary
.3 tds 325 yards no picks
Lisa9er4life
Wild Card Champion Munkey No she wants you to read her mind that’s all 🙂
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White Trash Lizard #DHC no ill pass. Haha
hawaiianhonky
The old lady who lives on my block said I’m the nicest young man she’s ever met cause i snow blowed her driveway a few weeks ago….take that DHC
SacSig
So when my wife says she is stressed and just wants a quiet night on the couch, this isn’t her telling me to go drinking with my buddies until 2am?
Women are so damn confusing!
bry_paz
Zippy…HARUMPH!
MFA attacks with <Incompresible Troll>
Your parties intelligence takes 100 damagehawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC i think i was drunk when i cleared her driveway
hawaiianhonky
This lady probably won’t be singing my praises after the Seahawks win the super bowl
Munkster
Don’t say things that will boost his self esteem Lisa. I’ve been working tirelessly to erode it.
hawaiianhonky
Wild Card Champion Munkey you have as much of a chance at succeeding as Lawrence Phillips does at seeing his next court date
LoyalLARam
So Hue Jackson has a HC job with the Browns…..
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Brew_City the pack killa will light up that pack secondary like a Christmas tree
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Brew_City stop I can only get so erect
SacSig
Bottom line with Hugh – he can go to Cleveland and completely fall on his face, and no one will notice. If he went to the might 49ers and didn’t win at least a playoff game his first year he’d be thought of as a loser and a joke.
I think Hugh is just scurred
Munkster
MFA, now that you’ve sent pineapple packing, you kneed to get a snazzy meme that you can use on brew.
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Does anyone think the packers will win Saturday beside brew?
SacSig
Wild Card Champion Munkey MFA, ridding the world of Packers fans, one at a time
bry_paz
SacSig If I were him I would want to go to the AFCS where the teams are all shit and you can get a playoff spot if you are decent
Sloppybeast
I have curling tonight. We have to try and make up for a compete embarrassment last week. We lost to a team that had never played before. The problem is that I wasn’t the captain. We have only lost 2 times when I am the captain in 1.5 years. I haven’t been the captain for the last 4 games we have gone 1-3 and yet nobody seems to notice. Amateurs!
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Where did I say we were gonna win?
LoyalLARam
Report: “Rams don’t give the Niners permission to talk to Jeff Fisher for GM/HC
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Hawk fans are next munkey after 01/24/2016
bry_paz
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Nice of you to root for the Hawks this week
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! i’ll say it for you brew
Sloppybeast
bry_paz Sloppybeast yes of course, but not when you are the captain. If you are the captain then you call the shots and yell at people to sweep.
Lisa9er4life
Sloppybeast Lisa9er4life jk Sloppy but I’m an expert at Swiffering 🙂
Brew_City
It would be magical if AR came out and snapped like he did in ATL in 2010. My boner would be awesome
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bry_paz AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Want them to beaT panthers big time
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
bry_paz AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! It’s only because he’s afraid to go to Carolina.
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Zippy…HARUMPH! bry_paz AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Nope. I want the hawks at uop nfccg . You will see how different this game will be compared to week 17
bry_paz
halosramsfan Fisher is getting a 5 year extention. Don’t worry. He isn’t going anywhere
Lisa9er4life
halosramsfan He must be holding out for the 1st pick in the draft in 2017 too
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey Pi posted this once too. I’ve never seen it
halosramsfan
k1joyce from AZ
I am shocked! I didnt think it was going to happen.
I agree that the Rams were kind of a dick on the way out…but I also think the city wouldnt be in this mess if they would have played ball with the renovation.
I started out calling them the LA Rams so its fine.
hawaiianhonky
I’m pissed that i can’t drive to a divisional game every year now, what a bunch of bullshit
k1joyce #piedpiper
halosramsfan k1joyce from AZ The deal to bring them to STL in the first place was severely flawed, the writing was on the wall from day 1 unless the city was ready to contribute big bucks – which they never really were.
hawaiianhonky
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! hawaiianhonky it really does, i’ve been the past 6 or 7 years and I have no desire to fly to fucking LA for that game
LoyalLARam
Actually, it’s getting tough alreadfy in LA for the Rams….On the Beast 980, one jerk that writes a column for the LATimes does a morning show on the radio too…..Calling out Fisher..”Rams better win 10 games or else..We are not even in the frickin state yet!..lol
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Osprey fans i want the hawks at uop in the nfccg. You will see how different this game will be compared to week 17
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew, brew, brew….what happened?
bry_paz
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I swear I read this like 5 mins ago
hawaiianhonky
Zippy…HARUMPH! this looks like my hotel room last time i was in vegas
bry_paz
k1joyce from AZ There has gotta be a bunch still good. Free beer!
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky Zippy…HARUMPH! I was gonna say Mifflin St. the day after
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam Fisher has earned any criticism by not re-enforcing the O line. Personally I wouldn’t sign him to an extension unless they make the playoffs this year
Munkster
That guy from ESPN wrote a nice welcoming piece for them: 1) We don’t need you, we like baseball, UCLA and USC. If we wanted you that bad, we might have used public $;. 2) Win or else; 3) Do it with class or else
bry_paz
k1joyce from AZ LoyalRam They used the #2 overall pick on the OL last year
LoyalLARam
k1joyce from AZ LoyalRam Well, this is the last year…Signhim to a one year extension and you can still fire him
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey Plaschke also wrote an article afew weeks ago saying that it should the Rams or nobody. Personally I’ll go with Sam Farmer for Rams information going forward, ESPN is fucking compromised.
SacSig
Maybe we can get Marty Mornhinweg or David Shula? How about Marion Campbell if he is still alive – he only went 34-80-1 in his NFL HC career
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Just imagine what the roadside worms in that photo experienced when their entire world was suddenly inundated with Grolsch.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Rams ESPN Team blogger is pissed, he’s gonna be out of a job soon
Sloppybeast
When we sweep the ice, contrary to popular belief, we aren’t actually melting the ice. We are heating up the ice which in turn lowers its’ coefficient of friction.
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Brew won’t even come out and say my team will win Saturday
Brew knows!! 🙂
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Mikes really good at owning with his “osprey” comments.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
White Trash Lizard #DHC He thinks so anyways. Like when he uses MayNERD like its an insult
k1joyce #piedpiper
bry_paz k1joyce from AZ LoyalRam Yeah, but they haven’t done jack shit otherwise. And said player is developing slowly.
Sloppybeast
bry_paz Sloppybeast well, if the ice is 26 degrees and you heat it up to 31 degrees it is still ice.
LoyalLARam
k1joyce from AZ Waggoner needs firing..We need an objective LA Rams person, not crying about St Louis
bry_paz
White Trash Lizard #DHC It was on his word of the day toilet paper and he has never looked back
halosramsfan
halosramsfan k1joyce from AZ The deal to bring them to STL in the first place was severely flawed, the writing was on the wall from day 1 unless the city was ready to contribute big bucks – which they never really were.
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I think the Rams probably would have been more pliable if the CBC would have initially said…something like…”Can you meet us at say 600 mill?” but their counter of what was it like 200 million…I remember reading it and went “Is this a fucking joke?”
Which I am sure is exactly how the Rams took it and I am pretty sure the decision to move happened right at that moment.
At least it would have for me….that kind of a move would signal to me that you just arent that interested in the Rams being here in the future to be honest.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal/Halos I like Havenstein alot. He didn’t allow any sacks last year.
Brew_City
So this bar by my apt had this special beer. Supposedly the best beer in the US called Zombie Dust and we went and tried it out
k1joyce #piedpiper
halosramsfan k1joyce from AZ Exactly, the low balled the shit out of it. Yet they’re getting a free pass in all of this.
k1joyce #piedpiper
halosramsfan k1joyce from AZ Also liked Jamon Brown. Outside of that, we need a C and LG who can stay healthy. I’ll give Robinson 1 more year before I anoint him a bust.
Brew_City
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! bry_paz Brew_City The point is, is to each their own. IDK who grades these beers but I coulda put 10 on the table that tasted the same
LoyalLARam
I have to go….you guys be gentle with MB3..and maybe yoshii if you feel like it…OUT
hawaiianhonky
My favorite beer is called Chimay, if you haven’t tried it you should
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
bry_paz Brew_City And… we all got so drunk we woke up naked in the street hugging each other with morning wood – Brew
Sloppybeast
Some of you may be interested to know what we curlers are always yelling. What you will typically hear being yelled is either SWEEP, HARD and OFF. So during the next winter Olympics you will know.
Brew_City
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! bry_paz Brew_City It was 3 degrees here yesterday. Fuck that
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam He has been fully radicalized, if he sees you expect an assault
SacSig
Pliney the Elder is better than Zombie Dust….Brew, you southern Canadians are a funny bunch
Munkster
Yes, I know. I watched it once and it was a bunch of women yelling while sweeping. Brought back childhood memories of my grandma so I turned the channel.
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Most hawk fans don’t know the word seahawk is a fictional bird. It’s really an osprey
hawaiianhonky
Lisa9er4life Sloppybeast do you listen to def leopard while you clean?
k1joyce #piedpiper
So Halos I think the only KIA Rams fan here is probably MB3. Yoshi is too tough to get a read on, strange motherfucker.
Brew_City
Like who are the people who judge these beers
*takes sip* “Ya that’s a 9.45 on hoppiness”halosramsfan
K1
I agree, the city gets a pass because the way people see things in this country right now. It feels good to be intellectually lazy and bash rich people for making financial decisions that make them richer.
But the city is just as much responsible as the Rams are. I thought the parting shots in that letter to the commisioner were dishonest and kind of uncalled for on the Rams part too.
hawaiianhonky
Lisa9er4life hawaiianhonky Sloppybeast i pictured you as more of a hair metal kinda lady
Brew_City
bry_paz how would you like it if someone freshly squeezed you Deschuttes?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
STL is trying to look like the victims here, but, the fact is, they lured the Rams out of LA with an offer that was simply too good to be true, and, 20 years later, the Rams found that out.
The biggest factor in their leaving LA may have been Al Davis. That motherfucker moved into the market, salted the earth for stadium projects by stealing from every stadium project he worked with, then moved back when Oakland finally coughed up $70 million in advance money.
Sloppybeast
Checking into the boards is frowned upon in curling, but I don’t believe that the rules cover it at all, so until then you might get away with it.
bry_paz
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No it’s not. It is a seahawk. There are a lot of fictional Mascots. The Shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes….
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Stone IPA is still my favorite, but Ninsaki’s Total Domination is also awesome.
Lisa9er4life
hawaiianhonky Lisa9er4life Sloppybeast Def Leppard’s earlier albums were great like High ‘n Dry
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bry_paz AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Google seahawk brainfart. Its not a real bird
hawaiianhonky
Lisa9er4life hawaiianhonky Sloppybeast lol, my mom used to play def leopard so loud she couldn’t hear anything when i was a kid
hawaiianhonky
Zippy…HARUMPH! hawaiianhonky that would be your favorite beer if/when you drink it
Brew_City
White Trash Lizard #DHC not exactly what I call constructive criticism but
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Im.not a big beer person like hh is. I like a easy light beer . Can only handle maybe 2
bry_paz
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No shit. A Titan is not a real thing either, but they are a mascot.
hawaiianhonky
SacSig hawaiianhonky Zippy…HARUMPH! i don’t even know what that means, it’s a trapist beer for whatever that’s worth
Brew_City
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Brew_City I like Pilsners too
Munkster
I like the IPAs the best if I’m having a few. If the plan is demolish my thought process than give me something degrading like a coors light or something that comes in 24 oz cans.
hawaiianhonky
i drank a bottle of jack single barrell new years eve and ruined my fancy new sport coat…..i don’t like whiskey anymore
Sloppybeast
Love me every kind of beer there is! But I am battling with hardly drinking anymore to get into the best shape I can be in for this upcoming beach volleyball season. You guys are killing me.
k1joyce #piedpiper
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16793871/ 3 minutes ago
K1I agree, the city gets a pass because the way people see things in this country right now. It feels good to be intellectually lazy and bash rich people for making financial decisions that make them richer.
But the city is just as much responsible as the Rams are. I thought the parting shots in that letter to the commisioner were dishonest and kind of uncalled for on the Rams part too.
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I agree, especially when the process was essentially rigged for a Kroenke win from the start. Another failed attempt by Goodell to try to look fair and impartial.
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast aren’t you supposed to drink in rec league volleyball?
bry_paz
hawaiianhonky Coming back from a bad whiskey experience is tough. I am not really a Jack fan anyway though. Their middle shelf stuff is not that great
Sloppybeast
hawaiianhonky Sloppybeast you son of a…I don’t play rec league!
hawaiianhonky
bry_paz hawaiianhonky i used to love single barrel, not anymore though
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City bry_paz hawaiianhonky i don’t like the cheap jack, single barrel used to be a good choice for me
hawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! hahahahahaha, you make 100k a year and drink tecate?
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49ers5bowls cant i ever be serious? Haha
hawaiianhonky
I went to a strip club in mexico once and cans of tecate were literally a quarter a can
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Do they have Pliny the Embryo?
Pliny the Glint In the Pizza Delivery Guy’s Eye?SacSig
Only way i drink Tecate is if it’s in a 40oz and wrapped in a brown paper bag and I am smoking a blunt
bry_paz
I drink bud light when I tailgate. It’s the college traditional beer.
bry_paz
SacSig El Presidente. I had that in the Dominican. It sucks and is similar to Tecate
k1joyce #piedpiper
I remember back over the Fall people in STL were expected the NFL to abide by relocation guidelines and placed faith in Goodell to do the right thing. I tried to warn them that trusting any of those 2 things was fucking flat out foolish. I got called an “LA Kook” whatever that is and ignored. Idiots.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey I don’t drink light beers. They’re nasty
bry_paz
Brew_City There are some things that will always be drank and eaten.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
The only piss beer I can even drink is coos light.
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49ers4life definitely not dark hell no
Brew_City
I drank waaay too many Keystone lights in college which is the same thing as coors
bry_paz
SacSig It is a good beer if you are gonna be drinking for 12 hours straight
FuckChipKelly
Coors light is trash. I can drink it all day and all I get is a headache
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City My nephew posted a pic on his FB page, him and a bunch of his Boise State buddies with a couple of 12 packs of Keystone Light.
SacSig
after 8 beers they all pretty much start tasting the same anyway (all the domestic light beers I mean)
bry_paz
Busch light was what we drank in highschool. The cheap version of Bud Light.
Lisa9er4life
Ever since my son got out of the Army he’s been getting back into music. He plays the electric guitar, bass drums, keyboards. Making songs where he plays all the instruments. He’s pretty dedicated to it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Oh, to be 19 and not give a fuck what gets you your buzz tastes like.
Munkster
Brew_City Wild Card Champion Munkey i had a friend in grad school that drank a bunch of that, i couldn’t remember the exact name though
Brew_City
Zippy…HARUMPH! Brew_City ya it’s usually a result of the quantity per cost
k1joyce #piedpiper
10 years ago you could get a 30 of Icehouse for 11 bucks. You also got a great chance to get a horrific hangover and make awful decisions
hawaiianhonky
Lisa9er4life I play the cowbell in my friends band from time to time
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I can still remember pulling into the mini-mart and seeing the “Schaefer: 12-pack $2.99” sign.
bry_paz
ReTodd Wide Left bry_paz In Pullman you can get a case for like $4. It is crazy
Munkster
I feel like Keystone Ice was involved on nearly every negative encounter/near-encounter I ever had with police.
Lisa9er4life
hawaiianhonky Lisa9er4life What would we do without the cowbell? – Blue Oyster Cult
FuckChipKelly
That’s the only reason I drink it. Don’t really love the taste
Sloppybeast
Brew_City Sloppybeast Desert Pantera you will never convince me of this
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey Yeah, anything “ice” is dangerous
bry_paz
SacSig Yep. It is pretty funny. Ranier is the Seattle hipster beer right now
Brew_City
If you drink enough Natty Ice’s your pee in the morning will be damn near a solid
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
– Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
k1joyce #piedpiper
Allagash White Ale brewed in Portland Maine is fucking awesome.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Navorro I really do think Mark Davis single handily ruined Carson
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Dhc and i walk up to a sports bar and i ask for a sam adams. Dhc asks for a coors. The bartender tells dhc there is a circle k down the street. Everyone starts laughing! !
Wentzadelphia
k1joyce from AZ Great beer. You should try White Rascal by Avery Brewing Company if you like The Allagash
k1joyce #piedpiper
Beasting Again k1joyce from AZ I’ve heard of that before, I def will
Sloppybeast
Where I grew up you could get a 2 pack of 40’s. I think it was called Laser. That was not good beer.
SacSig
Whatever happened to Michelobe? That used to be one smooth beer after a round of golf
Brew_City
Milwaukee’s Best is similar to Pabst except every can was farted in prior to sealing
k1joyce #piedpiper
DHC did you see below that MFA claims to have gone out drinking with you?
Sloppybeast
Or you could buy Brickhouse. $0.10 from every purchase was donated to help rebuild the ghetto.
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ReTodd Wide Left Lisa9er4life wow we have a hookup!
Munkster
In HS, I assumed it was a premium beer because it said “best” on it and came from a foreign land.
halosramsfan
Australian beer in Australia is reaaally good…just the straight up blue collar lagers like Victoria Bitter is so god damn good as a draft.
bry_paz
Wild Card Champion Munkey Lol. My buddy would get a 6 pack of 16oz cans ever friday for $2.99
Go Cubs Go! (Kevin)
DGdub
You know that black guy who did those commercials died?FuckChipKelly
My favorite is the stuff you get at Costco that just says “Beer” on the side
Brew_City
There’s this beer they sell in Madison it’s called “Beer 30” and comes in a 30 pack. As you could imagine it’s not good
SacSig
My friend’s dad drank Hamms.
Hamms the beer refreshing…Hamms the beer refreshing…HHHAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMSS
White Trash Lizard #DHC
After reading what all of you guys drink I think I might be a beer snob… shit, I’m almost as big of a douche bag as battles.
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey Yes.. when there’s 4 of you and you have a total of 8 dollars combined
DGdub
I just happen to be standing in our warehouse at the office.. Anybody thirsty?
Sloppybeast
It’s all about Labatts Blue around here when I’m at deer camp.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Rams STL run SB Nation site has been trolling the traffic in Inglewood all day, pretty sad state of affairs out there
SacSig
We had a bachelor party on a house boat in the delta – we took the little Master Craft ski boat on a beer run and filled it up to the point we had to leave several cases on the dock because we almost swamped the boat
FuckChipKelly
If I’m just drinking beer I get Budwieser. You can’t go wrong, plus the brewery is 20 minutes from my house
Munkster
I’m surprised more drunks don’t freeze to death. I had a friend that got real drunk and “walked home” in the winter, only to wake up the next day in a sheep corral buried in hay and shit a mile outside of town.
Brew_City
49ers4life Ya at home I just get random sampler packs from the local breweries most of the time
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Brew will i see you be at the game with one of those cheese hats?
SacSig
I got hammered drunk in Tahoe and puked off the porch into the snow bank, it melted down into a pretty neat shaft
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I’m going to the northwoods and taking shrooms I’m going back over my exact steps from 2010
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey or did he have more nefarious intentions and then pass out?
*wanders into sheep pen, looks for velcro gloves, passes outMunkster
I am blessed to not be a raucous drunk. I just kind of sit their until I lose consciousness.
FuckChipKelly
The best part of Budwieser is I can’t remember the last time I drank one that was bottled more than a day before I drank it
Sloppybeast
Wild Card Champion Munkey I have learned to be this way, but it took much shaming to get there.
Munkster
Well, my first time drinking did not go well, but after that I just figured I’d enjoy the buzz and remind myself that all my awesome ideas probably were not that awesome.
Brew_City
I always end up sensing a black out is coming so I just peace the fuck out and my friends are always like where did he go?
Munkster
Brew, the last time I was extremely drunk at a party I was trying to put in a certain CD. Then I realized that CD was already in, and playing. I was like … “oh, it’s time”, and then I went and laid down on a bedroom floor and went to sleep.
SacSig
In college I walked up to a buddy’s house where everyone was partying and the front door was locked – so I knocked on the big picture window and shattered the damn thing.
I have also accidentally pulled bannisters off the walls, sat on counter tops and collapsed them, knocked over aquariums broken chairs, broke a ping pong table in half – non of it maliciously, shit just happens when I am hammered
Brew_City
49ers4life I try to watch myself now cuz it’s not as fun as it used to be
Brew_City
49ers4life I also don’t have nearly the same tolerance as back then
FuckChipKelly
I honestly felt like I was dying the last time I got really hammered, lol
Brew_City
49ers4life It’s like 9 o’clock the next night and I still feel like trash
FuckChipKelly
I used to just eat a greasy burger and bounce right back. Now, no fucking way
k1joyce #piedpiper
https://twitter.com/CamInman https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/687384214010908672https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/687384214010908672
Cam Inman Retweeted Dianna Marie Russini
https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash alumni likely pulling for this >
Cam Inman added,Dianna Marie Russini @diannaESPNMike Shanahan strongly back in the mix with the 49ers. Looks like they are closing in on a decision per sources. 0 retweets0 likesReply Retweet Like MoreBrew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey *starts crying and makes giant scene*
SacSig
We had a bachelor party in Incline Village and did, what the management company estimated as “$15,000 in damage” to the cabin.
it was a fucking laundry list:
broke the stereo – broke the armoir holding the stereo – ruined the rug in the living room – broke the ping pong table – broke 1 dining chair and apparently stole another one – but the real damage was burning a corner of the basement which engulfed the wall, cieling, carpet and couch
FuckChipKelly
The best is the chick who thinks she can drink with the guys, and ends up puking and crying a half hour into the party
Munkster
“fuck tommy, he never really loved me anyways, and my parents are stupid, and i’m fat, is it okay that i’m sitting on your lap? do you think i’m pretty?”
Brew_City
49ers4life Nick Swardson “Umm I can drink just as much as you”
“really cuz no you fuckin can’t”Brew_City
I was once so drunk I went to the bathroom to piss and didn’t even take my pants off.
SacSig
At that party we had strippers over and one of the guys thought the room smelled like an outhouse so he lights fucking candles to mask the smell, and one of the candles fell over and ignited the entire corner of the basement. The dumb fuck was throwing water on a wax fire which just spreads it
Munkster
i was once so drunk i went to the bathroom to piss and took everything off
Brew_City
Wild Card Champion Munkey that probably turned out better than my experience
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
So with the hiring of Hue browns might be interested in Goff, basically double fuck you to SF
Munkster
my gf’s friend found me … “uh, munkey, where are your clothes”……. “maahhrrr goobberr donnzkkzazzz”
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! I can’t believe I am asking this, but do you draft before the Browns or after?
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The best is when you see a bunch of pictures the next day, and they don’t even seem vaguely familiar. You’re like “I don’t remember that… or that… or her… when did THAT person show up??”
Brew_City
It’s crazy what booze can do to you once you cross that magic line
FuckChipKelly
One Halloween me and my roommates at the time had a party, we bought a keg in the AM, bad idea, because 5 of us floated that shit before anybody got there. Later that night, everybody was freaking out because they thought I disappeared, but I was actually locked in the downstairs bathroom fast asleep hugging the toilet
Steelers07
49ers4life 165 beers in a keg / 5 people = 33 beers per person
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
When I went to the Philippines, one of our group was a Champion-level alcoholic. That guy outdrank everyone, and still was able to make 5 AM local work time starts.
The only time he missed time, was that one night when he ran into an Australian, and tried to keep up.
FuckChipKelly
Australians are on another level. Those chicks actually will drink you under the table, no problem
FreeTodd
Thank goodness I don’t drunk dial anymore. I’m sure every woman I called at 3AM hammered was thrilled to hear from me
Sloppybeast
The best was this one time I was pretty drunk but still functioning I got into a sort-of-fight at a party. I don’t really remember it but my friends tell me I grabbed the guy and threw him to the ground. Got on top of him and held him firmly by the scruff of his neck and told him over and over “you don’t want to fuck with me, I will fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you.” They couldn’t get me off of him for a while. Oh man, good times were had by everyone.
Brew_City
ReTodd Wide Left Ya…It’s always scary opening your texts the next morning’
“Heeeeey howrare ou doig?”
FuckChipKelly
Me too, we had a few exchange students from there in highschool, they were awesome
halosramsfan
I dont really care about the political discussion this will probably start. But I started busting out laughing when I read this.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I got drunk in jr high and called every person named Burns in the phonebook. When they’d answer, I’d ask if this was Mr Burn. If they said yes I’d respond “excellent.” It was the most clever thing in the histoy of human civilization.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Did you ever call the bowling alley and ask if they have sixteen pound balls?
FuckChipKelly
One time me and my cousin put this dude in the hospital after a night at the bar, and I literally don’t remember a thing
SacSig
BRING SHANNY BACK!!!!!!!! We need the WCO if we are ever going to beat Seattle!
Brew_City
https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/687387265312493568https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/687387265312493568
https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash source said team likes Mike Shanahan because of discipline, connection to Walsh Era. Would give organization great foundation.k1joyce #piedpiper
If I were a 49er fan I would love the idea of Shanahan. Especially considering the other candidates. Guy got porked in Washington by having RG 3 rammed up his ass
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Just don’t get too attached to any players, because he will run them into the ground.
Brew_City
Shanny’s checks finally stopped coming from Snyder. he needs more
EDTGO
Too soon? @Colts attempt to take in St. Louis fans looking for new team ble.ac/1Zv8ksX
Lisa9er4life
Brew_City Back to back Super Bowl wins as HC with the Broncos helps also
k1joyce #piedpiper
49ers4life I would take him over Coughlin, Hue Jackson, and 1000 Tomsulas
Sloppybeast
Actually. I’m surprisingly at peace with the idea of Shanahan.
FuckChipKelly
I would have taken Hue, because he’s younger, but I have no problem with Shanahan
SacSig
Shanny would bring some stability, maybe bring in a really good OC who hopes to take over in a couple years
EDTGO
A year after I suggested shanahan, 9ers are finally catching up
Once again EDTGO just ahead of the curve!
I had the package of Shani, Shani jr, Fangio and former DB ST coaches though.
Now it depends on his castLisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time I don’t want to get my hopes up yet and have Jed disappoint me
FuckChipKelly
I was hearing Mike Nolan and Chip Kelly mentioned. Shanahan is a huge win compared to that
k1joyce #piedpiper
Sloppybeast It would be a good move. A link back to the Walsh days and someone who has some fucking idea of how to be an NFL HC
Sloppybeast
Shanahan ain’t going to be ok taking shit from Jed though, so I don’t see how that works.
Lisa9er4life
Sloppybeast Jed will have to put on his big boy pants and get over it
Tribalsteez
has this been posted?
https://twitter.com/diannaESPN
Mike Shanahan strongly back in the mix with the 49ers. Looks like they are closing in on a decision per sources. https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hashhttps://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/687383325351264256 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=687383325351264256 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=687383325351264256SacSig
It’s funny that you can drive from St. Louis to Indianapolis in half the time it takes to get from Levi’s stadium to Inglewood…but California has too many teams!
EDTGO
Shanahan
Hue
Kelly
Coughlin
To me all these guys on the same boat, not one clear cut over the otherLisa9er4life
EDTGO Except Shanahan and Coughlin are Super Bowl winners – that speaks volumes Ed
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! unfortunately we couldn’t all be so lucky
Tribalsteez
Snyder wanted Rg3 Shanny got Cousins..
both made playoffs so I can trust him with a far better player: Kaepernick
Brew_City
k1joyce from AZ Man that’s gotta suck. By why not just got to the Chiefs?
k1joyce #piedpiper
Brew_City k1joyce from AZ I would go with the Chiefs. I feel awful for STL fans
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time If anything Shanahan will stick with Gabbert
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Brew_City AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! He likes my strange sense of humor
Brew_City
Now the packers finally have the opportunity to unleash Janis. We’ve just been saving him
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I just thought of this. 2 nd time st louis loses a nfl team
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ReTodd Wide Left at least you are hoping lol
FreeTodd
York me in the bum – One more time DGdub Even Jesus doesn’t like him
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left hue jackson would rather be with the browns, so the 49ers still
FreeTodd
Brew_City ReTodd Wide Left Who did the Eagles land…You set me up
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky why the hell would you smoke that? crack is probably a better choice
FreeTodd
What’s the matter Dillion? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
DGdub
I think Hue was the domino everyone was waiting for.. Things probably going to move pretty quick from here..
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Hawks will beat the panthers last play of the game and cam is scrambling and gets spun around by bennett breaks the tackle and is heading for the wrong endzone. Hawks win!-
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! thank you for that analysis
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky Brew_City did he get caught doing something or what?
k1joyce #piedpiper
I really wish Kawakami didn’t block me on Twitter. I have so much I want to say to him
hawaiianhonky
Jon Ryan on his failed run: “I couldn’t just press L2 and jump outside. I’m a middle aged white guy. It doesn’t quite work that way.”
FuckChipKelly
Went to the hospital because they thought he OD’d on something
Brew_City
ReTodd Wide Left hawaiianhonky EDTGO that shit had to hurt so bad
FreeTodd
HH, he was saying on the sideline during the game “Yeah, you should see the other guy”
EDTGO
Divisional age note if @49ers hire Mike Shanahan: Shanahan (63) is about the same age as Bruce Arians (63) and Pete Carroll (64).
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Notice the Panther fans are too scared to post on SKA? Cowards
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Lisa if i give you a few winning numbers can we split?
Brew_City
ReTodd Wide Left Brew_City yes but to do that the QB has to not get murdered
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Brew_City ReTodd Wide Left you are wise brew
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Sacks on rodgers Saturday over/under 7?
Brew_City
49ers5bowls if no one responds maybe he’ll keep lowering the number
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iBrew_City 49ers5bowls did once. …. waiting
Cinco Taças
hey mfa, i just looked at some football stats, looks like the cards are fucked
k1joyce #piedpiper
Mike I was wondering if you could give me an estimate as to when the Cards will be less than 190 games under .500?
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k1joyce from AZ dont know didnt live in st louis then
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! k1joyce from AZ yeah but it’s your team Mike
Cinco Taças
i can see it now, honey badger yelling at his coaches and everything falling apart
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iBrew_City always here. Was here after our 3 losses out of 16 lol
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! k1joyce from AZ There are actually more than 1 STL Card that is in the HOF. You guys have 1 guy who jumped ship to the Rams to try to get a ring. I wonder if you even know who that is?
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k1joyce from AZ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Dont know
k1joyce #piedpiper
Mike how the fuck don’t you know that Aeneas Williams is in the HOF?
k1joyce #piedpiper
Literally maybe the all time best AZ Card and you don’t know, pitiful
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k1joyce from AZ oh yeah good player
FreeTodd
I love when Terry Bradshaw reports on Johnny M. “I don’t even know why this guy is on TV”
FreeTodd
Brew_City ReTodd Wide Left Me too, but the whole crew is legit IMO
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hawaiianhonky probably had you on lock down
hawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! hawaiianhonky i’m at work numb nuts
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hawaiianhonky cant have this drunken polynesian on the loose lol
Munkster
MFA should be banned for not knowing Aeneas Williams is a HOFer.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey oh yeah good player, the cb. fucking clown
k1joyce #piedpiper
Wild Card Champion Munkey He was the only reason to watch the Cards in the 90s
Munkster
I have to remind myself that as an ex-Navy Seal, MFA does deserve some of my respect.
Munkster
The talent rich 49er coaching staff is being pillaged. Sparano to be the Vikings oline coach.
Munkster
You just lost the mind that crafted Vance McDonald into the machine he was this year.
FreeTodd
It kinda weird but I can get more excited about a 900 million lotto than a 1.5 Billion. For some reason the billion+ just seem so unattainable in comparison to 900 million.
hawaiianhonky
If i win the power ball i’m going to pay off my student loans and with the remaining 2 dollars get a loaded potato griller from taco bell
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left poor people should spend that money on things like food and shelter, so they dont need welfare, right?
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left for anyone on this website or anyone you know personally, it’s unobtainable
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i won’t be in this house in 30 years…and when i sell it i’ll leave the deal with money in my pocket
Steelers07
Wild Card Champion Munkey haha yeah i actually would bet that hh stays in fucking omaha ne for 30+ years
Munkster
Munkey tip of the day: If you have a 30 year mortgage, you can double your principle payments by increasing your monthly payments by ~ 10-15 each month for the first five years.
Steelers07
“im not renting, i OWN my home!” -todd
“lol thats cute” -the bankSteelers07
hawaiianhonky well i believe that because i read it on the internet
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i could show you how much my property taxes increased
Steelers07
knut tip of the day: buy your house in cash (make sure to deliver in suitcase) so you can actually own your home, not rent it from the bank
SacSig
Steelers07 you’re still renting from the government in the form of property taxes
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i know you don’t have enough to pay cash for a house
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky you literally do not know that haha you have no idea who i am
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky i am 100% certain….as in no doubt
SacSig
with the rate my loan is at, it’s basically free money – why lump $500 or $600k down when the loan is only 2%? I can make way better than 2% on that money somewhere else. Having said that – I’d pay off my loan just for the sheer piece of mind.
FuckChipKelly
LOL, just saw a stat on ESPN. Peyton Manning has been knocked out of the playoffs in his first game more than any qb in the Superbowl era
Steelers07
http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/major-property-tax-hike-new-restaurant-tax-proposed-to-pay/article_91e02308-4b85-11e5-b648-dfd9b2b3c672.html
your property taxes increased by $.20 to pay for a stadium.
LOLhawaiianhonky
Wild Card Champion Munkey i think they should rent till they retire – knut
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky yep, the omaha lancers play there, i drive by that thing every day on my way home
Steelers07
http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-city-council-approves-budget-including-property-tax-cut-stothert/article_3602899e-2d5f-11e4-9405-0017a43b2370.html
“Property tax levy: 48.922 cents per $100 of valuation
Decrease of 2 percent”
HAHAHA YOUR TAXES ARE GOING DOWN THIS YEARhawaiianhonky
Steelers07 the value of my house increased, thus so did my taxes
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky except your property taxes are going down this year. like, its right there
Steelers07
49ers4life if you dont know the topic of conversation, then gtfo
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the taxes that come out of my escrow increased
Munkster
My plan involves having 2 condos and a HOME paid when I’m 45. The overall goal being to inch closer and closer to “fuck you” status. As in “munkey, you need to put together a white paper this weekend” … “fuck you”
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky HAHAHAHA it’s funny because THAT is information that i cannot find
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky how about this, if i show my tax statement from last year to this year and i’m correct you leave for good?
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky we’ll address this tomorrow, you’ll welch or create a new name though
Tribalsteez
Knut, post pics of your bachelors pad (include roomamates so we can judge the company you keep)
hawaiianhonky
Wild Card Champion Munkey lol, if it means no more steelers fans i’m all for it
FuckChipKelly
My financial plan is heavily focused on me winning the powe ball jackpot, so it’s basically fool proof
Steelers07
York me in the bum – One more time too many hooker and too much blow to risk an online phot o
Tribalsteez
I’m going to pop an NZT pill to determine which numbers to play for the powerball
FreeTodd
Just had a co-worker ask Siri if she could b-box. Pretty damn funny
Steelers07
York me in the bum – One more time how much is a lot of money
Tribalsteez
wins like 500 to 2000 on tickets every month. He probably buys shit ton
Steelers07
York me in the bum – One more time yeah i wonder what his overall profit is
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Kzrider it’s funny how ignorant people can be when thdy don’t know there are regular kias then there are the 34k optimas sxl. It’s ok buddy we all ignorant assuming things at times. Well i don’t so….
Steelers07
York me in the bum – One more time word of advice: dont sell your stocks. the stocks system is designed for the long haul
Munkster
The Illuminati wants to bolster the volume of stocks that it owns so they are driving the market into a panic.
Too Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Nothing wrong with a Kia in all honesty, but I wouldn’t brag about it like you do.
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Steelers07 Too Short™ mine has a dual sunroof
Munkster
Steelers07 York me in the bum – One more time I don’t know. If you can jump between bonds and stocks at the right times you can really increase the shares you own.
Too Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Too Short™ Steelers07 I betcha mine is bigger
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Too Short™ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Steelers07 that’s not what she said
Munkster
We will begin bombing Iran in 2 years to raise oil prices and cause their new found stock volume to balloon in volume. Then they will invest in Iranian bonds issued by the new regime that they will essentially own.
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Kzrider is lying if he really has a sunroof they are awesome in the winter time
Too Short™
I had a convertible, but it was totaled. I used it more than anyone would ever believe (for someone living in Seattle).
SacSig
I open my sunroof and roll down all the windows when I have my daughter in the car – and we blast 1 Direction or Taylor Swift…..the soccer moms think I am the best dad in the Universe
SacSig
In college and for about 3 years after I drove a Jeep Wrangler – that top was off starting in late March and not put back on until mid October
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
KZ Rider_ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Never open it? I call bullshit
Too Short™
Wild Card Champion Munkey Pedophile, from earlier comments, FBI Most Wanted list is posted in the Post Offce.
Munkster
I don’t hang out at the post office because I’m not an irritable grandmother.
Too Short™
KZ Rider_ Play some music really loud while you have it open.
SacSig
KZ Rider_ I would never drive it unless she was in it with me, even then I didn’t like driving the damn thing
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I haven’t started drinking yet. I’m a little out of it right now.
SacSig
White Trash Lizard #DHC I used to finger bang her while driving long distances
SacSig
White Trash Lizard #DHC (anything over 15 minutes was considered long)
Munkster
This is just not Sacsigs day with respect to discussing driving in cars with family members.
SacSig
KZ Rider_ just think about tomorrow when you wake up to realize I won the Power Ball!!!!!!!
Munkster
Charlie Whitehurst is dating jewel, which makes him the 2nd most successful Seattle QB ever.
SacSig
sorry – I’ve been surfing the link Munkey posted. White people are hella funny
White Trash Lizard #DHC
So I Google wherewhitepeoplemeet.Com and this gem popped up. This filthy cunt who wrote this article needs to die.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/8958070SacSig
Too Short™ fuck that bitch – munkey should have gnawed on her face
SacSig
That Huffpo bitch is convinced EVERYONE is racist BUT her. She CLEARLY says she married a ‘Brown Boy”….fuckin’ bitch is about as racist as they come by her OWN DEFINITION
Plumlogan
That’s how racist people are – they qualify it by assuming everyone else is, too
FreeTodd
Is Yuba City just full of truck drivers? It seems like half the companies I work with are based there.
Plumlogan
I’m truly nervous about the game this weekend, but not remotely concerned about az taking care of business against gb – besides still being alive in the playoffs, I’m going Seattle wins for an epic week of Seattle hate here on SKA as they prep for the cards
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Plumlogan we all hateseattle regardless if they win because their fans are dbags
White Trash Lizard #DHC
My wife gets pretty pissed at me sometimes when we are out in public and I see a white woman with a nigger I stare usually scoff.
Plumlogan
Coincidentally, tonight’s a good night to by a powerball ticket
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I have to go take some clones but will leave you all with this
http://hsrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KK_eBU8ZZWyzkB_KqbvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTQ3NXRucHMyBGJwb3MDMQRjY29kZQNkd2hfbG9nZ2VyXzIEY3BvcwMxMwRjdAMxBGcDZWExMWQ5NjgtZWZmNS0zN2EzLWI2NTAtYzQxZWViZjczNmU1BGludGwDdXMEaXRjAzAEcGtndAMzBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN0ZC1zdHJtBHNsawN0aXRsZQR0ZXN0AzkwMQ–/RV=1/RE=1453942356/RH=aHNyZC55YWhvby5jb20-/RO=2/RU=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5odWZmaW5ndG9ucG9zdC5jb20vaC1hLWdvb2RtYW4vYmVybmllLXNhbmRlcnMtd2lsbC13aW4tdGhlLWRlbW9jcmF0aWMtbm9taW5hdGlvbi1hbmQtcHJlc2lkZW5jeS1pbi1hLWxhbmRzbGlkZV9iXzg5NjgwNDguaHRtbD9uY2lkPXR4dGxua3VzYW9scDAwMDAwNTky/RS=%5EADA6zZK.JVWWBilMH6z.H0tcf7Jxxo-White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s not hate. I just don’t think white people should be breeding with other races.
Steelers07
i bet if you search DHC’s pornhub history its just chock full of dirty dirty interracial porn
Hello 94063
damn hate seeing Hue Jackson going to cleveland but am curious to see how he does with a hand picked QB
DGdub
I just had a SKA moment in the office at work.. I walked in a room and everyone was discussing religion… I backed away slowly…
Hello 94063
Steelers07 remember Iraven probably will get arrested just from seeing the history
Hello 94063
Steelers07 DGdub *shrug* if you need it in your life good for you just dont be preaching to me about it
The real SacSig
Congrats niner fans on hiring Hue Jackson. I was wrong when I told you that no decent HC would want to come to SF. You were right in getting your hopes up.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I don’t know if they are going to let Hue pick a qb or stick him Johnny his first year
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s being reported hue is gonna cut manziel. He’s out.
Hello 94063
I love Russell Wilson he probably went to Browns to get his hand picked QB
CharlietheUnicorn
Hello 94063 CharlietheUnicorn I can’t handle RG3, Manziel and Romo on the same team
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Hey No Shoes I actually had good day. Hopefully yours was well
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn The only thing not getting cut in Manziels house is the fresh kilo of pure Colombian.
Hello 94063
if Manziel was actually the type to do the work and stay in line sure work with the kid but already has shown he is not willing
CharlietheUnicorn
With our 4th HC option, we pick Chip (not your mom’s Oregon ducks) Kelly ~ Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn
Hello 94063 He actually looked decent on the field towards the end of the season, there is something there
Hello 94063
CharlietheUnicorn Hello 94063 maybe but you could never question Alex Smith commitment to the team or willingness to do the work
CharlietheUnicorn
Hello 94063 CharlietheUnicorn true. he never lit it up, but he was steady.
Turn Rae
Koetter stays in TB, Hue in CLE, Mcadoo in NY, and Gase in MIA.
Looks like the 49ers are going to end up with Chip Kelly
The real SacSig
Niners will have to go with Kelly or, as I originally predicted and am still pulling for, Steve “Can I have another? No, no, Just leave the bottle, it’s fine” Sarkisian
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Jive remember thar discussion earlier? Some guy came in today and bought $400 in lotto tickets.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson you think wents is being taken in the top 5?
The real SacSig
SacSig noshoes2 He is a shitty coach AND a drunk. Just a drunk would be good
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Navorro you should have asked him to buy 200 in scratchers and 200 in powerball and see which one he actually gets money on
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn I’ve read a few reports saying he is top QB prospect… due to playing in pro offense and being able to read defenses, unlike the others. Size, strength.. etc etc etc
The real SacSig
I would like to see Aldon, Blackmon, Manziel on a Sark coached team. Team meetings at the bar.
Hello 94063
how much actually goes to the place the sells them ??? or do they only get money if a person buys a winning ticket ???
SacSig
In California the store that sells the winning ticket gets capped at $1 million. They also make 6% commission on all ticket sales
The real SacSig
I already bought the winner, not sure why people are still getting tickets.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
goff going to cleveland. SF getting Kaep 2.0 in Lynch
CharlietheUnicorn
chinese student going ti Missouri (I think) havs sold 1000 ticket online to Chinese people (living in China) for a fee of 3 dollars per wager…
Turn Rae
I dont even want a QB in the draft. Im fine with Kap if we get Kelly
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn Trying to take Americans hard earned gambling money
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Turn Rae well ya because if we get kelly we are just firing him in 2 years anyways and eltting a new hc pick a qb
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah hopefully my store sold it. I know long shot.
CharlietheUnicorn
You know some 87 year old broad from New Jersey will win.. and croak in 2 weeks
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Kelly and Kaepernick I’m going to need Jive’s weed to get through games.
CharlietheUnicorn
Too Short™ CharlietheUnicorn older the prune, the sweeter the juice, sorta speak ~ OSS
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn Just enough time to sweep her off her feet and into a courthouse wedding
CharlietheUnicorn
If I won 1.5B, I would give the person who gave me the ticket 1M
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Here is the thing about kelly. he is a fucking retard that wanted Bradford and thought Bradford was a fit for his system. The joke retard was better off with folols
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn If I won 1.5B I would give the person who gave it to me some hard dick or bubble gum, but I don’t even have any bubble gum
Turn Rae
I love Russell Wilson Statistically Sanchez, Foles, Bradford all had their best seasons under Kelly. Kelly knows offense
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Turn Rae I love Russell Wilson and yet they still sucked
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson Technically, Bradford was not the problem
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson umm how many eagles games did you watch?
Turn Rae
I love Russell Wilson Turn Rae Look at the names of the QBs I wrote. Kelly had to go through some garbage shit with QBs and made them look decent
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn the rushing attack was the problem… staying with murrey, instead of going with the other 2 guys
Turn Rae
Ill be fine with Chip Kelly as our coach. Sure is an improvement over Tomsula
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
IT WAS HIS CHOICE TO GET THOSE GUYS.
CharlietheUnicorn
I’m now a Loyal 49er fan, due to the Chip Kelly hiring ~ Loyal49er
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Giants hired ben Mcadoo as head coach? Seems like a pretty shitty hire.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Bradford had an 86.4 rating. This is actually worse than in 2013 when he had a 90 rating
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Yup. Only like 2 years of experience as a coordinator too
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Rae stop talking to yourself into liking horrible coaches
CharlietheUnicorn
Call me crazy, but every time the Rams have moved.. within a few years they won a SB… I think SB 51 might be their shot
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn they didnt win one when they moved from cleveland to LA
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson He was my guy to watch from the get go
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Shanahan would be exponentially better than Kelly. But he’s still shitty. Hue was the only coach I didn’t want the niners to get. Everyone else sucks. Niners are fucked for years to come.
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn they were in LA for 50 years or something
Gobble Gobble Turkey
White Trash Lizard #DHC you were trolling Hue as a shitty coach 2 days ago
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson White Trash Lizard #DHC DHC is just trolling all sides of an argument
Too Short™
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson White Trash Lizard #DHC Equal opportunity troller
White Trash Lizard #DHC
He’s old. Bad fit in my opinion. Niners need time
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson you said everytime the rams move. well I proved you wrong. its 50% of the time. and the got the new city sb they arent getting it again
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No Hue it’s OK. Chip actually hired disaster
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I said he called a horrible game in the playoffs vs the steelers. Said he would be a very good HC
CharlietheUnicorn
1945, 1951 and 1999; Rams champs….. each after they moved
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn and won in 1951
White Trash Lizard #DHC
They brought back Jeff fisher…. it’s not gonna happen
CharlietheUnicorn
White Trash Lizard #DHC he has a 1 or 2 year deal.. watch them go 12-4 next year.. sandbagging the last 3-4 years
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Anyways does not matter. Need new GM first.
Turn Rae
Offense is our only weakness and I feel like Chip is the only who can revive both Kap and our offense. The defense is legit for the future. Kelly can definitely rebuild this offense
Gobble Gobble Turkey
http://www.knbr.com/2016/01/13/kurtenbach-empty-handed-49ers-should-be-bold-call-lane-kiffin/www.knbr.com/…/kurtenbach-empty-handed-49ers-should-be-bol…KNBR5 hours ago – It was all going according to plan for the 49ers. Swiftly and decisively, team CEO Jed York and general manager Trent Baalke fired head coach …
CharlietheUnicorn
https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
I’m saying Eddie D is actively pushing Shanahan to Jed. I’m just saying it’s known Eddie thinks Shanahan would be a good choice.White Trash Lizard #DHC
Why are you even believing in thus ninsense? Just cause they swept you doesn’t make them good
CharlietheUnicorn
White Trash Lizard #DHC they wanted to move, so threw the last game vs the 49ers
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn Brent Jones wants Shanny or Holmgren. He hates Kelly
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn I think Shanahan would be a good fit overall….. not sure who else has vacancies he would be interested in
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I read somewhere SD is going to go to LA with the Rams.
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson they have first option, but might not. if they decline, the Raiders have option of moving
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Why couldn’t they give Raiders first option.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Spanos is wealthy owner, well respected….. Raiders brass had “will suck for food” cardboard signs outside of the meeting
Gobble Gobble Turkey
here you go charlie http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/13/report-chargers-plan-to-accept-l-a-deal-share-stadium-with-rams/
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson last reports on the radio mentioned it as murky about the Chargers future
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Davis doesn’t have a socal hair cut he has a stl hair cut
CharlietheUnicorn
STL Chargers… the name makes some sense, they get big thunderstorms
CharlietheUnicorn
but after hearing the mayor say.. the NFL screwed us 2x.. never again. I somehow doubt NFL football will ever come back to STL
Turn Rae
https://twitter.com/annkillionhttps://twitter.com/annkillion
Definitely the Trent Baalke show. He has final say on the coach from what I’m hearing. And doesn’t want anyone who might threaten power.https://twitter.com/annkillion/status/687454580347506688CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I heard Singletary called up jed york and asked about the hc job
York hung up on him!
Turn Rae
https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
Might be of some interest: I hear Eddie DeBartolo Jr. is a proponent of Mike Shanahan for the 49ers job. I hear Trent Baalke is not.https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687448051904954368CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I think that woman assistant LB’ S coach the cards had in preseason would be a good hc for the niners
Turn Rae
CharlietheUnicorn Ill give up being a Niners fan if we hire one of those clowns
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Steelers07 good oc not sure about being a hc
Steelers07
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! he won a playoff game with matt cassell
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Steelers07 AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! And he went to sb 43
Too Short™
noshoes2 the line about the woman LB coach was the first time I actually laughed at one of his posts, ever. Impostor for sure.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I loved mfa’s latest knowledge bomb this morning that San Diego is not in SoCal
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson my guess is somewhere north where his seal brethren are
Too Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Too Short™ noshoes2 What type of chocolate milk do you like?
The real SacSig
I guess I could see if you were saying that it’s Northern Mexico.
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 LoyalRam thank you….just sorry that a lot of good posters are saying their goodbye’s on Rams forums…Some I could care less about..some will be missed very much
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 LoyalRam Yes..they are definately 2nd bannana in all reality
LoyalLARam
I love Russell Wilson LoyalRam sf9ers4905 believe it or not, most Rams fans don’t want to deal with fuckers like you..and they are legion
sf9ers4905
2 owners voted against the deal, never saw who that was – if they ever said anyway
LoyalLARam
I was listening to LA Sports radio, and announcers are talking about kids that want buy Gurley jerseys…Old Rams fans that quit the team are coming back in droves..Chargers fucked up by not announcing immediately
LoyalLARam
Rams will be the alpha dog in LA, as lobng as they progress…the pressure is on.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
LoyalRam I am sure the Chargers will keep much of the same fanbase they always had
LoyalLARam
Now you can save money up for Rams game at Inglewood, 4905…It will be a glorious win over the Niners that day…
Flat Plane Science
Entertainment Weekly – 4 hours agoUSA’s new drama Colony is not your typical alien-invasion drama. That’s because the initial incursion is long over. Humanity capitulated to what are known as the Hosts, who wiped out all higher levels of government and law enforcement before elevating …
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 all the supporters of Spanos deserted him, when the vote went anonymous..lol
SacSig
FPS – looks like Aliens ARE the smarter race if the first thing they did was wipe out the government!
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 he looked like a mugging victim after it was all over..
Flat Plane Science
LoyalRam flat planet society
There’s going to be a fake Jesus, ya know? That’s the A/C. He comes out after the rapture, backed by alien ships. So.. don’t fall for it. He’ll call himself Jesus and do signs and wonders.sf9ers4905
LoyalRam sf9ers4905 he has choices, the real loser was Oakland
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 LoyalRam Yes and No..He didn’t want Inglewood because he felt Kroenke would screw him over…he’s not wrong
Flat Plane Science
LoyalRam flat planet society
The first 3 years, the reason you’ll fall for it, is he brings peace for 3.5 years, presumably with help from the fake aliens. And then he flips his lid and calls to be worshiped as God. Then it turns worse on earth than it ever has been for 3.5 more years, and then the end comes.LoyalLARam
I love Russell Wilson LoyalRam yeah, but a very small number in LA area….Don’t know about San Diego
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 But it will be the biggest, and by far best Stadium ever built…conservatively speaking
Flat Plane Science
Phys.Org – 4 hours agoNewly formed dwarf galaxies were likely the reason that the universe heated up about 13 billion years ago, according to new work by an international team of scientists that included a University of Virginia researcher.
lolFlat Plane Science
SacSig
They instill the new world government, and religion, in its place.leatherneckram
Spanos is waiting for the spring vote. He will get what he wants in SD.
LoyalLARam
back2backNFCWchamps Doesn’t work that way…Rams are the Rams, and Super Bowl trophy and banner travels with the team
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram I sure hope so….That Rams fairy dust overcome you yet?
Flat Plane Science
Bloomberg – 1 hour agoAsian equities resumed their New Year tumble, wiping out last session’s rebound as the cheapest oil in 12 years and persistent anxiety over China unsettle investors, fueling demand for the safest assets
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram but she is sparkly, pretty in the dark, and promises to love you long time
LoyalLARam
leather..have people been going crazy about the Rams where you live? I’ve heard of many jaded ex-LA Rams fans have found religion…And now are humping blow up dolls of Stan Kroenke
leatherneckram
Yes. I have had calls all day long, from people i havent talked to in years.
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram are wives any different? (hides computer screen)
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram you will submit to the Rams..your cynicsim is fading….Ohhhmmmm.
leatherneckram
Loyal, im very happy. Dont get me wrong, i just keep it in better persective now
LoyalLARam
I think AZKard is even giving up the Cards for the Rams right now..Say the Cards will be his second favorite team
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram You sound like an alcoholic in a bar that says “I can hold my liquor now”
LoyalLARam
leatherneckram ITS THE FREAKIN LA RAMS..WHEN DID YOU THINK YOU’D EVER HEAR THAT TEAM NAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leatherneckram
There are so many different people that want to go to a game with me, im already booked for at least three if i commit
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’m happy the rams are back in LA. Good for the fans, city, and nfc west.
Flat Plane Science
White Trash Lizard #DHC
pretty much. It feels good now. Everybody is over here, basically.LoyalLARam
I love Russell Wilson especially like in Seattle this year….oh wait…
Flat Plane Science
USA TODAY – 1 hour agoA pair of Oklahoma women accuse four petroleum companies of causing a dramatic increase in earthquakes across the state, and are asking a judge to stop them from injecting billions of gallons water into long-dormant faults.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Rams going to LA will immensely help that franchise.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Lol no. But a ton of media attention will help this division. The rams hit a home run in my opinion.
Enterfakenamebethere…
If I win the power ball, I’ll move the rams to Oakland
leatherneckram
I think the nfcw will get more coverage, because i think espnw will be here
Flat Plane Science
Billboard – 6 hours agoGoogle has launched a localized version of YouTube in Pakistan, where the site has been banned since 2012. The launch is seen as a positive step in lifting the blockade, put in place after the emergence of an American-made video that depicted the
SacSig
I have an exclusive list of who I will let know that I won the Powerball. I plan on posting it here on my personal stationary with my name and address poorly blacked out
LoyalLARam
Having ESPN West at our stadium complex, should limit Hawk Cock sucking…
Flat Plane Science
leatherneckram
yeah, all the sudden, after 50 years? no.White Trash Lizard #DHC
I don’t even care about the rams but they have talent and a top notch stadium and facilities will help them. Free agents will want to go to the rams. LA isaybe the biggest market in the country. Happy the rams came home. They should benefit in every aspect.
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson Don’t worry about it Jive, I have the winning ticket
sf9ers4905
SacSig I love Russell Wilson nope, I have a ticket with 49- it is all mine
SacSig
sf9ers4905 SacSig I love Russell Wilson I will be ok if you and I split the pot
LoyalLARam
I will win 1.5 billion dollars and will put it to good use in my small Kansas Town of 534 people..
Turn Rae
Whats funny is the “LA” Rams is already more relevant than the Cardinals. LA Rams at least are over .500 unlike the Cards
Gobble Gobble Turkey
SacSig I love Russell Wilson I dont play I am not a sucker
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson SacSig I get a lot of enjoyment out of my $2
Turn Rae
sf9ers4905 leatherneckram Did you get a Life alert tag as a present?
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’m not sucking the rams dick. But I’m from LA. The rams were a joke in stl. They fell off the grid. I’m happy they will finally come to the “nfc west”. Its so good for this division. Haters are just scared. I openly embrace the rams having a pivotal and positive change. LA is the real deal. Hopefully the rams put a more complete product on the field. Can’t wait for us to play in their new stadium in a few years. It’s flat out great for the league.
LoyalLARam
Rae, let me tell you about the 1989 NFC Championship game….Jim Everrett overcame great odds and was fearless in throwing the game winning pass to Flipper Anderson…Thats when we went tpo the Super Bowl as a Wild Card….eh Leather?
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yeah they were totally a joke in STL. Lets ignore the SB and the GSOT squad. You’re a retard
Turn Rae
LoyalRam What I do know is the 1989 NFCCG is that 49ers whooped that Ram ass
Turn Rae
sf9ers4905 You probably still have a empty beer from the 49er SBs older than me lol
sf9ers4905
Turn Rae sf9ers4905 I have all 5 Sports Illustrated covers of the wins and all 5 SF chronicle papers
Munkster
It seems like there is some kind of movement to quickly put Ted Cruz on the defensive prior to the Iowa Caucuses.
“Ted Cruz failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans from the nation’s largest banks when he ran for the Senate in 2012, a potential violation of federal election rules.”
Munkster
How do you feel about the prospects of the 49ers making the playoffs in the next 10 years?
Turn Rae
Munkee We’ll make the playoffs next year once we hire Chip Kelly
White Trash Lizard #DHC
The rams have been awful since 2007. As a rival fan I love the fact they are coming to LA. I felt like they had no home field advantage in stl and played in a shitty stadium to say the least. Rams belong in LA. personally I think this is an amazing move. Rams went from irrelevant to a team with good talent in the top market in America. It’s the boost they need. That franchise has taken the one and only step to allow them to hit the pinacle of success. This division should be a lot more fun. We should embrace it as division rivals.
Munkster
Are you anticipating a significant and unexpected expansion in the number of wild card teams allowed?
LoyalLARam
I heard there was a HC out there that picked the Browns job over the Niner job…lol
sf9ers4905
LoyalRam dude, he knows that div and will have powers no other team was gonna give him
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’m just being honest. They are behind us and the hawks but this was a HUGE move for the long term.
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 LoyalRam it’s your birthday bro, don’t worry your head about these embarrassing facts
sf9ers4905
LoyalRam sf9ers4905 lol, I live in the real world, knew he would get a good offer from the Browns
LoyalLARam
Turn Rae It will..get ready for the Rams to own the NFC West for years to come
LoyalLARam
sf9ers4905 Fisher = Caretaker for next Coach in LA…But will win a Super Bowl or two, first
White Trash Lizard #DHC
LOL the rams are so much more tale.Ted than the niners I actually lol’d at your comment.
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Its going to be funny when we’ll be back in the playoffs till they do
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I would bet money on that. Niners are a dumaster fire in every aspect. Rams have talent but are so stupid they keep fisher around.
Turn Rae
Sorry but that Cardinal window is up to 2 years TOPS. Once Palmer retires they’ll be fucked with Fitz getting older too
Turn Rae
LoyalRam Turn Rae Is there something wrong with what I said? What I said were Facts
Turn Rae
KZ Rider_ I laughed so hard at that video. Hood rats are so funny and stupid at the same time
sf9ers4905
We take care of our grandkids all day- I told my daughter that if we win the lottery we are calling in sick tomorrow
Turn Rae
Tell me outside of Quinn, Donald, and Gurley. What is that talent on the Rams?
sf9ers4905
Munkee Me too, I guess he has been on late at night and I have missed him
Munkster
“President Obama declared January as National Stalking Awareness Month.”
Munkster
Brockers, Ogletree, McLeod and Trumaine Johnson. Also William Hayes had a great year.
LoyalLARam
Turn Rae Haventein, Brown, Jenkins, Tru Johnson, Allec Ogeltree, MCDonald. Barron, and more
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Lol no hes not. Hes average at best. He can be very mediocre at games. Vance fucking mcdonald torched him
Munkster
Essentially, Rae, if you were to combine the Rams and 49ers players into 1 defense, there would be 2 49er players and 9 Rams players.
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – One more time Think you guys will have to scrape further down the barrel. Think Jax assistant dbacks coach
Munkster
I would do a similar exercise for the offenses, but that strikes me as a depressing task.
Turn Rae
Munkee Actually we’d have 6 or 7. We cover up that whole atrocious secondary
LoyalLARam
I am so fortunate that Mr York has seen fit that I will control Pklayer Personnel and Head Coaching Duties…and 4 Pillar institutional reform..We will have a great 10 yaers of Niner Footbal!
~Steve SpagnuoloWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Rams are a hilarious joke but ogletree, Laurinaitis, jenkins, tru johnson, mcleod, mcdonald, gaines, ayers, and brokers are all good players. That roster has tons of talent. They suck because for some reason they keep fisher around.
The real SacSig
PES I’d buy the A’s and move them to Charlotte just to fuck with Nav
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Stop that whole list you just said got torched by fucking Blaine Gabbert.
Munkster
And they lack an offensive identity and consistency on both sides of the ball.
Munkster
I am speaking in general terms jive. Broaden your mind and join me.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I still root for Charolette A’S No Shoes.
Turn Rae
I think those players are good to Munkee cuz they all smack the Seahawks
Munkster
I would think with the talent they have on defense, the Rams should be expected to easily finish top 10 in points allowed. They finished 13th.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Munkee even wilson was 2-4 with the number 7 d in points allowed.
Munkster
To be slightly above average in an area where they have invested so much is quite alarming.
LoyalLARam
Turn Rae You guys just caught us after we won like as many games in a row as you won all year (let down game)
Turn Rae
https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman
My 49ers coaching handicap:
Kelly: highest ceiling/most risk
Coughlin: safest/short term
Shanahan: back-up plan, easiest sellhttps://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/687471688091480064Too Short™
Munkee Well, the lack of quality consistent coaching doesn’t help.
Munkster
I like your avatar. I’m ashamed to admit it, but I also like how obsessed you are with Russell Wilson. I think it speaks to his incredible accomplishments that he causes his detractors such angst.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Munkey, you’re too smart for this. Fuck the rams. But they have premier defensive talent. It hasn’t paid dividends yet which is hilarious for us.
sf9ers4905
LoyalRam He knows the Rams are pussies and he hasn’t seen one in awhile?
Too Short™
White Trash Lizard #DHC It is hilarious, they get up for a few games and absolutely shit all over themselves the rest of the time.
Munkster
I have stated they have premier talent. I’m talking about the application of that talent. Do you understand the difference? If not I will try to explain that to you.
Too Short™
Munkee Is it like MFA using his ass hair to replenish his skull?
Munkster
They have some depth there, but lack front line talent (other than Bowman).
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Warriors might er probably will lose. Oh well
sf9ers4905
Turn Rae sf9ers4905 we have taken turns for sure, I loved the 17 straight against them
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Don’t talk to me like that munkey! You know I’m better than that! I’m about to call my mother and talk for hours because I’m so hurt by your verbal lashings!
Turn Rae
Munkee They have talent. If you actually watch 49er games these guys are good if they have the right coaching
Too Short™
Navorro Take the word offense out of your sentence…still works.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Lol munkey is the mos g pretentious person in this sit . But we love it.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
JUST IN: The winning #Powerball numbers are 08-27-34-04-19. Powerball is 10: http://abcn.ws/1JLAIQf
KoasterKoufos
Jimmy Ward’s a baller. Gonna shut B. Marshall down next season.
The real SacSig
Holy fuck, I won. That’s right. I got THREE numbers right. Going to spend my winnings on a nice cold beer
Turn Rae
KZ Rider_ Yeah hes been great for us but we should definitely get someone younger
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 i dont think you win anything for 3 numbers unless 1 of the numbers is a powerball
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson noshoes2 I don’t play much. If that’s true, I’m going to spit on the cashier and steal the beer
Munkster
“attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed”
Turn Rae
KoasterKoufos I like Smelter. Hopefully he turns out good for us
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson I dont play at all and just glossed over the rules 30 mins ago because I was tyring to figure out if its better to play scratchers….it is
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I love boldin but he should probably retire. One of my favorite players of all time but he’s done.
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Agreed loved what he brought to our team
Gobble Gobble Turkey
some scratchers have better odds than others. there are 1/4 odds scratchers.
Munkster
DHC, I think the word you were actually looking for was “asshole.”
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Derp derp help men expand my words. My favorite color is ham!
EDTGO
@diannaESPN russell Wilson, cuz fuck that guy, he already has Jesus on his side!
The real SacSig
Navorro Don’t know why you said that. Don’t know why I liked the post. Something about your anger just cracks me up
LoyalLARam
noshoes2 EDTGO Sherman, cuz fuck his mediocre ass
~Kenny BrittThe real SacSig
LoyalRam noshoes2 EDTGO Britt does like the corners that gaurd him to have nice asses. Kind of gay but takes all kinds I guess
The real SacSig
LoyalRam noshoes2 EDTGO Are you hitting on me? Cause I’m not gay.
The real SacSig
sf9ers4905 I only missed by two and the Powerball. I should probably get 30% of the 1.5 bil though
The real SacSig
LoyalRam Dude, I am flattered that you want to take me out to a nice dinner and wrestle behind the bushes. But I’m not gay bro. You’ll find someone.
LoyalLARam
York me in the bum – One more time
I was never that good at math
~ChrisKealWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Still can’t believe Mcadoo got the giants job. That’s a premier gig in this league.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
JUST IN: California lottery says they have a #Powerball jackpot winner:http://abcn.ws/1JLAIQf
LoyalLARam
Nikki Haley did so well..She’s hot…She’s Sikh….Hell, we are going GOP this year!
~tribe, and SuhkjotThe real SacSig
if my math is right, there are 704,422,192 possible combinations of powerball draws. If you just buy one of each combination, you are guaranteed to win and as long as nobody else does, turn a profit.
LoyalLARam
York me in the bum – One more time *she’s passing for redneck in South Carolina
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson noshoes2 No I stand by my math, 700+mil combos
Tribalsteez
hopefully Navorro’s dad sold the winning tiket so he can pay for this year’s SKA bash
Gobble Gobble Turkey
http://www.wired.com/2016/01/the-fascinating-math-behind-why-you-wont-win-powerball/WIRED – 2 days agoThe one-in-292-million odds come from all the different combinations you can win by picking
The real SacSig
KZ Rider_ I could, but I’d rather huck that quarter at a niners fan
The real SacSig
LoyalRam ? does that mean we all have to sob uncontrollably in the corner?
HTown49er
Kz put sis and moms on the streets. That will pay ska’s bills!!
Turn Rae
Lol its funny that the lotto says 1.5 billion but ee already know taxes are going to eat half of it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
The one-in-292-million odds come from all the different combinations you can win by picking the right five white balls—in any order—out of a drum of 69. “Multiplied by 26, because for every five-ball combination you’ve got 26 different associated Powerballs,” says University of Buffalo statistician https://sphhp.buffalo.edu/biostatistics/faculty-and-staff/faculty-directory/jcm38.html. And for the jackpot, those odds never change.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson ya I am going with the stats guy adn the 9million other articles that say 292 million is the number
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson 69 balls 5 numbers. that means
69*68*67*66*65Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson no it doesnt but have fun thinking that.
The real SacSig
Great thing about math Jive is you don’t have to look up the answer on the internet, you can just do it and see the result for yourself
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson I dont get why you are declingin your numbers but it doesnt matter anyways. you can literally get 69 69 69 69 69 and the power ball so there is no need to decline each number spot
The real SacSig
OK I’ll break it down for you and hold your hand like a small child Jive
The real SacSig
multiply them all by each other because each number at each index can be used in all possible combinations of the other numbers
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson noshoes2 negative, there is only one of each number. So if ball one is 5, ball two cannot be 5, therefore one of the 69 possible numbers is gone.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes I am pretty sure the math is like this 69+68+67+66+all the wya down to 1 + 69+68+67+66+all the wya down to 1 + this 3 more times. Then multiply by 26
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson you are wrong. You are not good at math which is disappointing given your asian ancestry
LoyalLARam
Me and my Los Angeles Ram friends…..
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson I am right you are an idiot
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson about what the 292 mill or my math to get there?
Munkster
I’m getting a number really close to jive’s link. But not exact. Weird.
The real SacSig
nonetheless, you don’t add them, you multiply and divide. So I will take solace in knowing that my math was still better than the resident Asian
LoyalLARam
I think the Hawks need to start thinking about their next stadium..that fucker is embarrassing the division..
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson they cannot, powerball can because it’s a unique set
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 I love Russell Wilson either way its a scam.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Only like 40% of what the tickets bring in actually go to the jackpot
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson And then they hit you with taxes on top.
The real SacSig
It really is a tax on the poor, stupid, and addictive personality types
Gobble Gobble Turkey
A few years ago it was a 178 million chance but they upped the white ball numbers and lowered the yellow ball number
Munkster
I believe that is traditionally referred to as a regressive tax.
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noshoes2 people at work spend nearly 30 minutes a day trying to convince me
The real SacSig
I love Russell Wilson Smart move. Less frequently hit jackpots, more people will buy when they get outrageous = more revenue.
The real SacSig
Ian 202128 Hopefully they get in a car accident right outside of my house and the ticket shoots up into the air on impact and floats right to my front door. Possibly better odds than hitting it straight up
The real SacSig
If I had won. I would have donated at least $30 a month to help end world hunger. Least I could do
The real SacSig
KZ Rider_ Yea, but before you do, you take a selfie with the winning ticket, then sprinkle a little semen on it for dna evidence if you have to go to court
EDTGO
We live in torrance California, reports are someone in Chino won. Already someone from NY called my wife to see if it was us.
Hand outs already coming out the woodwork
LOLOLOLOLGobble Gobble Turkey
nav what is the largest amount you redeem at the store?
Ancientage
Jesus Christ. Ok maybe he does know cause he is Indian. I can’t win
Navorro Fire Baalke
Ancient I got a lot to learn. I appreciate you stating I don’t know the answer to that question because I don’t and many other things.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I figured you would knowthe rules so you wouldnt hand out too much money
Navorro Fire Baalke
I love Russell Wilson The employees would not allow me to do that they are experienced bunch. I’m being watched. I’ll also find the answer out soon.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KZ Rider_ It’s not the easiest business to deal with but great to be your own boss.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
KZ Rider_ Navorro Fire Baalke does he know the seahawks are frauds?
Navorro Fire Baalke
KZ Rider_ I love Russell Wilson Navorro Fire Baalke That was Jive, not me KZ
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Navorro Fire Baalke KZ Rider_ I love Russell Wilson you feel the same way just admit it
Navorro Fire Baalke
KZ Rider_ Navorro Fire Baalke One of my dad’s employees has been with him since as long I can remember. Great guy, guess he never had intention of running his own store.
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KZ Rider_ each year is a new year and they arent really all that good this year.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York fucked us again!!! said hes staying out of the search and that niggas all up in the business smh
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – One more time Come Honor Face dropped the ball on Jackson
Tribalsteez
he’s getting power/money..cant blame him for taking the job.
Still would be happy with Shanny, Chip Kelly, or Koetter
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
fuck it bring in Chip Kelly for the entertainment factor
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – One more time fuck yeah!!! Kaep might not be so worthless
Tribalsteez
Come Honor Face York me in the bum – One more time http://i.imgur.com/Xq6Ak3X.jpg
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – One more time Come Honor Face LMFAO!!!
Navorro Fire Baalke
No I can’t call teams that are 10-6 and advance win playoff game frauds.
Navorro Fire Baalke
York me in the bum – One more time He created that atrocious roster.
Navorro Fire Baalke
York me in the bum – One more time That was not even atrocious
Navorro Fire Baalke
York me in the bum – One more time Jeremy Maclin, Desean Jackson.
Enterfakenamebethere…
My next book to read is a book named “2 Miles Away From The Toilet” by Will E. Makeit and Betty Wont.
MTGriz
Mike Sando, ESPN.com @SandoESPN 3m3 minutes ago
Wife won $14 in powerball. Taking the lump sum.Enterfakenamebethere…
cardinals had 6 games against playoff teams this season. How many of em did they lose?
Hello 94063
scotti you would think you would be accustomed to this already
Hello 94063
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Hello 94063 okay one day out of the month
CharlietheUnicorn
Poor 49ers. They have lost out on 2 top HC candidates…… starting to slip away like last year. Should have just kept Tomsula at this rate.
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) CharlietheUnicorn Shanahan was my first pick for 49ers…. still in play. OOPS, it ends up being Kyle Shanahan…. buahhahahahaha
CharlietheUnicorn
scOtti, that picture in your avatar is bad luck/mojo for the 49ers.. need to change it.. so they can get a HC hired quick.
CharlietheUnicorn
Winning ticket sold in historic $1.5bn US Powerball lottery; 1 ticket sold in LA… to Mr Kroneke
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) CharlietheUnicorn KC fan, figures
CharlietheUnicorn
it was loyal prior to the NFL season, then cut to loyal week #17
CharlietheUnicorn
Coughlin to the Eagles…… please don’t Tom. Just retire.
Steelers07
The Steelers are in the playoffs, and for that they deserve some credit. Credit for winning 10 games against what was the NFL’s toughest schedule this season, as calculated based on their opponents’ 2014 records. And credit for winning those 10 games despite a series of injuries that claimed a couple of first-team All-Pros on offense, the starting left tackle, and the quarterback for various lengths of time.”
Ron LaCroix
yea, we can relate, and I’m sure the GB fans can too. Some years things just don’t fall in place like you want them but a good QB and HC can somehow get you thru the season on a winning note.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Steelers07 his team lost to all the winning teams except 3 and beat up on all teh lil sisters of the poor
Gobble Gobble Turkey
our coach and qb are so great we were sub .500 vs teams with winning records – ron
Steelers07
I dunno, that’s why I asked. Because injuries haven’t been a part of your season very much and you haven’t played a terribly difficult schedule…
Ron LaCroix
we’ve lost some tough games in the 4th quarter this season – ones that previously we’d have won. It has been a rough year for us, but we’re still in there scrappin.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
we went 2-4 with a top 7 scoring d to start the season because our qb is so awesome – ron
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Steelers07 he meant wilson and carroll are as good as tomlin and ben r
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix ya because a joke of a kicker missed a fg you could make
Ron LaCroix
we’ll take it. we’ve seen some breaks go the other way this season.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix luck. its what you guys think make wilson and carroll great
Steelers07
We’ve lost two all-pros this season and we may have to play this weekend without a 3rd all-pro.
You can’t relate to that.Gobble Gobble Turkey
“Tommy Chong is feelin’ the Bern, so much so that he’s now backing the Vermont Senator for the Democratic presidential nomination.”http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebstoner.com%2Fnews%2Fcelebstoner-news%2F2016%2F01%2F12%2Ftommy-chong-endorses-bernie-sanders-for-president%2F&h=wAQEwNCBe&enc=AZO7IGBxkU-zTB-CPlHqyo3S9kMOn–tetVEvCpdeTAr0d5g_bb_TlVxCnEzvaPqh8RoVWL417Lj4eaSt1ZUZBT6Mi7Sz-vzQ8NEpC2N7Rre-BP6SAbhvTDdH9UXaTuHwZkGvEavamkKXLiJW-Igzt6aieLC-kFmqAXc2EwBqM_41PFomcAx8D17WJ4yJVEobSSxu5Vf7lzse5wit-fWhlm2&s=1Tommy Chong is feelin’ the Bern, so much so that he’s now backing the Vermont Senator for the Democratic presidential nomination. “He’s the OG Kush that is at the top of the harvest,” Chong says about Sanders.WWW.CELEBSTONER.COM
Steelers07
I’m just calling you out. Why would I be whining about a divisional round appearance after all those injuries?
Ron LaCroix
you ain’t callin anybody out – you’re trying to pick a fight.
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“It’s official! There were 3 jackpot-winning tickets in tonight’s Powerball draw: California, Florida & Tennessee,” California Lottery tweeted.
Ron LaCroix
Terrific games this weekend – Sunday’s are gonna be the best, IMO, but I’m gonna be in heaven on the couch.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
My point is Wilson didnt start winning games until the defense turned it around to being number 1 in the league again. 2-4 when the defense is top 7 is pathetic. Even Kaepernick could turn out a better record than that.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
you actually have to be pretty crappy to be 2-4 with the top 7 scoring d.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
now let me hear how great wilson was over the last 8 games and I will point out that Cousins had a better passer rating over that span. KIRK FUCKING COUSINS
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Steelers07 and not to mention the 4 or 5 backup qbs they played against this year…might even be 6
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Even Blaine Gabbert and the Niners were able to beat the Rams once this year.
Ron LaCroix
Sunday, we will see if the Panthers really are the best team in the League – we had them beat when we played them in Seattle, but let them off the hook.
Steelers07
Yeah I can’t speak on that. We’ve played 7 in the last 7 weeks hahaha
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix beating seatle wont prove they are the best it proved they beat the 10th or 11th playoff team
Steelers07
But it was a legit point. You can’t relate to that shit at all and I’m not sure why you said that.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix so you couldnt beat them at your place but you expect to fly cross country and beat them at 10 am at their place?
Ron LaCroix
I don’t expect anything but a tough game. As usual it will probably hinge on a great play or a turnover, Drew.
Steelers07
Seattle has multiple advantages when playing in Seattle. Playing literally all the way across the country is different. I do not think y’all make it out of this weekend with a win.
Ron LaCroix
We may not, but we’ll play them tough and I wouldn’t bet against us.
Steelers07
Totally agree. Should be a good game and I can’t wait to watch it.
Ron LaCroix
McAdoo to HC of the NYG, and rumors that Coughlin will be signed by the Eagles. Who is SF gonna sign – Chip Kelly?
leatherneckram
If my mind serves, after phillips didnt work, we traded for a pretty good rb.
leatherneckram
They were the only 2 in cell, i think he said self defense
Steelers07
I wonder how many St Louis Rams fans will remain fans, especially on this site.
leatherneckram
I remember even 2 or three years after rams moved to st louis, the tv annousers would still slip up and call the los angeles
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Steelers07 leather, loyal, and k1. mb3 and yoshi jumped ship
Ron LaCroix
If they live in St Louis, I’d say not many. When the Sonics moved I tossed my fandom in the garbage.
leatherneckram
I dont blame them for being pissed. Im still mad at the great pimp (nfl)
Ron LaCroix
I forever called the St Louis the Cardinals – old habits die hard.
Ron LaCroix
LA is really fortunate to get their old team back. It’s a lot better than getting a new franchise, IMO.
Steelers07
Two coffees and two muffins later, I have to spray paint the back of a toilet and I’m in the middle of an airfield. FACK
leatherneckram
Ron, you should have heard SD sports radio, SD through a party celebrating one more.year. i have been getting calls and texts for 2 days, some frim people i havent spoken to in years.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I hope Trump goes after Cruz for not being natural born tonight
Ron LaCroix
yea I’ll bet….it was a good solution to their quarrel. now I expect them to kiss and make up and stay put.
leatherneckram
We try not to think about owners. We hate georgia, st lou hates kronke
leatherneckram
So do i. Spanos put the fear of god in them, now he will win the tax money this spring.
Ron LaCroix
lol….if he were smart he’d start playing it more diplomatic now – he’s got the nomination wrapped up.
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http://news.yahoo.com/why-conservatives-mad-nikki-haleys-173413277.html
most are conservatives bashing Haley, then there is this at the end
Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus tweeted his support following Haley’s rebuttal, saying “Fantastic balance and substance. Our party is the new, young and diverse party.”
see we have a young indian woman thats republican we are young and diverse – rnc chair
leatherneckram
We had a good owner in lakers before he passed and have good owners in dodgers now. The nfl teams with good owners are lucky.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix nah he needs to take out cruz. best way is to call him a canadian
Gobble Gobble Turkey
leatherneckram dodgers owners might be good but the dodgers suck. probably 3rd place team in nl west now maybe 4th
Ron LaCroix
yea, we are fortunate – we’ve had some bad owners in Seattle, especially Shultz who willingly sold the Sonics to that Okie who was obviously gonna try to move them outta town.
leatherneckram
They are building a great infrastructure. One that will be in the mix for a long time. If they dont win it this year but keep the best farm im good.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
leatherneckram really the fact you couldnt keep greinke is a horrible sign
leatherneckram
They signed three younger pitchers and still have money left and alot of arms in double and triple a
Gobble Gobble Turkey
leatherneckram you can have 9 million mediocre arms its not going to replace 1 ace
leatherneckram
Supposedly the best farm..by far. Teams are salivating over thier players.
leatherneckram
True, but what is good with 2 dominant pitchers? They always lost 3 thru 5 anyway
Ron LaCroix
Jon Ryan (P) on his disastrous 4th down run where he tried hurdling 3 guys and did a face plant, breaking his nose and not getting the first down, “It opened up and you just got to trust your instincts.”
….uhhh…..Jon…..not YOUR instincts! lol!
Ron LaCroix
he’s a disastrous comment away from blowing it up – and falling off the tight rope. but, he’ll probably not shut up….lol!
leatherneckram
Looks like some sites have dodgers 2nd, but they have some talent.
Ron LaCroix
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/13/report-titans-closing-in-on-jon-robinson-as-new-gm/
Would the next move be hiring Chip Kelly? 9er fans are you getting nervous?Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix no take chip. why do you think we want chip kelly?
Ron LaCroix
I put them on the ‘delete email’ label – got tired of their ‘rumors.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix not a single niner fan has supported chip besides turn rae
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix holmgren and shanahan both want the job and both are better htan chip. hell both are better than hue and tom coughlin
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix the point is no niner fans like him let him go to tenn
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
In mr rodgers neighborhood he’s been talking some smack yesterday. Saying things like “all the pressure is on the cardinals not on use. They are picked to win the sb”
Well mr rodgers you are the one who will know what pressure is come Saturday!!.
We will make you one dimensional and make you throw off your back foot just like we did week 16!Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! not hard to make the packers 1 dimensional
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Stop their running game which cards are top 5 against the run
leatherneckram
I hope its shanahan, he is a good coach for niners plus nfcw foes.get to watch him.turn all shades of red.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Pretty sure the only way Trump doesn’t get the nomination is if he says something liberal like he supports universal healthcare, supports immigration, wants stricter gun control, or wants to decrease military spending. He hsould befine with his continuous hate speech and fear mongering.
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
leatherneckram so you are hoping the 49ers become good again?
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AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I love Russell Wilson again their running game isnt hard to stop because it sucks
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I’m glad we play Saturday and then let seattle and Carolina kill each other sunday
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AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! leatherneckram yes because rams vs niners is the only nfcw rivalry worth caring about
Ron LaCroix
he’s got to get to the middle ground and start acting presidential now. getting the nomination is always appealing to the extremes – winning an election is about appealing to the middle.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ron LaCroix ya well he needs to the nomination so he will continue to appeal to the extremes until its locked up
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
I love Russell Wilson when it comes to liquor hes a liberal
Ron LaCroix
Shanahan is a good coach – that DC thing was a disaster, but he still knows his stuff.
Ron LaCroix
He’s got a big lead in the polls – it’s gonna be hard to lose it. At the same time, bad quotes can do exactly that.
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
My God whats going on? 49ers now in santa clara and rams are back in L.A.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! cardinals in glendale
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Well since 2006 but yes
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson i’m nothing….but if i had to pick one of the two i’d say liberal
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson see!! I was right
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Scores in the nfc this weekend
Cards 27 packers 16
Hawks 17 panthers 13Gobble Gobble Turkey
Everyone wants to point out Shanahans failures in DC but that was mainly the meddling owner. He still built them into a playoff team and did it on running the football. i hope we get Shanahan and maybe Lovie as DC
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This weekend will be awesome for nfl football 4 good matchups
I see broncos and chiefs going to afccg
Ron LaCroix
Maybe Jed is gonna pull a Kroenke – we’ll see who he and Baalke hire.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Cool another interesting target for DC
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Why are we not talking about the 4 football games this weekend?
Sometimes i don’t get people who post on skaBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Don’t worry who they hire, Seahawks losing Sunday.
Ron LaCroix
Its possible. I am worried, Nav. I happen to respect the 9er legacy.
Ron LaCroix
yea…btw, where are the boobs this morning – at least some yoga pants….SIG????
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Don’t worry about division opponents. Root for them to fail.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I like the Lovie as DC idea but I am still not sold on Shanny
Ron LaCroix
now if we can just get some TD’s! let’s go Bevell – open it up right from the start!
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This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! he can turn Hyde into Terrell Davis
Ron LaCroix
I only root for them to fail if the loss will help us directly. I’m not a hater.
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would love SF to switch to a 4-3. I said this last year as well and I am sticking to it.
Armstead and lynch starting des. Williams and Dorsey starting DTs.
Bowman, Harold, and Hodges/wilhoite as lbs
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
3 people won the jackpot for powerball, pretty awesome for them but splitting it 3 ways sucks
Gobble Gobble Turkey
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! could be split even more if they were in a work pool
Ron LaCroix
I said that last year too. Personnel is a better fit for that scheme right now.
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Did I mention i hope hawks and panthers beat each other up really bad sunday ?
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Cards have the #1 offense and the #5 defense in the nfl.
You need this to be successful in the playoffs
hawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! they do NOT have the #1 offense
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hawaiianhonky AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! By all the metrics yes they do
Ron LaCroix
hey KZ & HH…cool piece on Hawks culture of grit:
http://espn.go.com/blog/seattle-seahawks/post/_/id/17555/renowned-psychologist-impressed-with-seahawks-culture-of-grithawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! hawaiianhonky no, they are the #2 scoring offense and #7 scoring defense
Sloppybeast
I fear the NFCW is going to be bumped form the playoffs this weekend.
hawaiianhonky
Russell Wilson hasn’t completed a pass in the first quarter of his last three playoff games, i found that very interesting….that doesn’t include the super bowl
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sloppybeast You misspelled “masturbate to dreams that”
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky you don’t think him not completing a pass in the first quarter of 3 straight games is crazy?
Sloppybeast
The Hawks have a slim chance, but the Cards are doomed now that AR is playing like his old self again.
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson no and its because he is a fraud so I expect it
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky you know they’ve won all 3 of those games?
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast You make an interesting point, this is hard to argue.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wait, you need good offense and defense to succeed in the NFL?
No fucking way. SCIENCE!!!
hawaiianhonky
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/85501049/5 minutes ago
hawaiianhonky AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! By all the metrics yes they doexcept for the most important metrics…..scoring
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson good for the defense and special teams
Ron LaCroix
Open up the passing game right from the beginning, Bevell!! Establish the pass….then run it!
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson gb game took a botched onside kick. minn game took a missed 27 yard fg. the 3rd game I am drawing a blank on
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So HH what you are syaing is if the fraud completes a pass in the 1st quarter Seattle loses?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ron LaCroix Eh, we’ll probably fall behind by 14 in the first half, then come roaring back. As usual.
Sloppybeast
Ron LaCroix I don’t think Bevell even needs to game plan. Why bother when lady luck will win the game for you?
Too Short™
hawaiianhonky AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! The other metrics are noise.
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SacSig Zippy…HARUMPH! and wilson. and johnson for the bucs
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Ron LaCroix oh ya thats going to work well with a fraud at qb
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Zippy…HARUMPH! Ron LaCroix lull the opponent into a sleep then try and surprise them
Sloppybeast
It looks like Mike is still mad at me. For someone that claims that this place can never get to you and make you mad you sure hold a grudge well.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson no, that means we win in a blowout instead of a close game
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson like the sb vs the pats?
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky we should have won that game….good thing they learned what NOT to do if that happens again
Too Short™
So, i haven’t even looked at the draft for next year. You fans of losing team, can you give us a preview of who’s good?
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson let wilson the fraud try and win the game?
Sloppybeast
Too Short™ All the good QB’s will be gone by the time you guys draft. You are going to have to trade up if you want to replace your scrub.
SacSig
I really don’t want the Hawks playing in the NFCCG, but I think the Panthers are more fraudulent than the Hawks. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Hawks win by 14+, with the Panthers scoring late garbage time TD to make it look closer than it was
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky that fraud has more playoff wins in 4 years thant he niners do in like the last 20
Too Short™
Sloppybeast Too Short™ No, the teams before us draft trash, not worried about it. We can pick up HOF quality in the 3rd round.
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson SacSig jinxes don’t work if you point them out
Sloppybeast
Too Short™ Sloppybeast You mean the Hawks have their own HOF in SEA? Surely you aren’t talking about Canton.
Too Short™
SacSig I love Russell Wilson He sabotaged your effort, nice try Sac.
Too Short™
Sloppybeast Too Short™ I’m talking about the fact we win, and you…don’t.
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An American fell into a Indian rice paddy and died. the US is about to declare war on rice paddies
Sloppybeast
Too Short™ Sloppybeast Must I remind you of the franchises all time history or are you just talking about lately?
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson This isn’t good – Sacramento is LOADED with rice paddies. We produce more rice than anywhere else on Earth
Too Short™
Sloppybeast Too Short™ I’m talking the last 15 years at least. Not stuff you see on VHS.
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SacSig I love Russell Wilson americans lives matter
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Norman will lock down Baldwin. Sorry I am giving the Hawks wrs no hope vs the Car secondary.
Sloppybeast
Too Short™ Sloppybeast Did I? I recall some jab about losing teams that started it.
SacSig
The Cards are going to lose this weekend, the same psychic that gave me my Powerball numbers told me so
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I love Russell Wilson Lockett versus Cortland Finnegan is gonna be a fuckin’ HOOT.
Too Short™
Sloppybeast Too Short™ I was requesting information that you would be uniquely qualified to provide.
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Zippy…HARUMPH! I love Russell Wilson doubt they will put Finnegan on him
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Zippy…HARUMPH! I love Russell Wilson and if they do Lockett wont be getting off the line
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Lockett is kind of a joke. He hopes for flags on most of his routes.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson lol, well they can’t all be boldin slow
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
You are one hundred percent of a joke. You cry for attention on all of your posts.
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson he could at least be a man and not a cry baby. not a good sign he already does that as a rookie
Too Short™
hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson …or Stevie Johnson…or Torrey Smith….or some other trash.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky he gets tackled before the ball gets there more than any other WR in the NFL…..and he’s only a rookie
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson there were 5 plays vs the vikings he cried for a flag and the defender never even touched him
SacSig
Jesus Christ – NBC just said that Straight Outta Compton deserved some Oscar nominations. I haven’t seen it, but I can’t imagine there is anything Oscar worthy in that film (except for maybe the Soundtrack!)
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson he literally pushed off one time and looked for a flag
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky he literally didn’t cry for a flag once, and the one he got was one of the easiest PI calls of the year
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson watch the game again.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky i was at the game and then watched it when i got home
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson so you were at the game watching ants from 100 yards away and I was watching close ups on my tv of him whining?
Sloppybeast
Hawks fans are awfully sensitive today. After lucking into the divisional round of the playoffs and then facing an almost certain loss in CAR I guess it makes sense. It’s kind of like when you get caught doing something wrong as child and you are just waiting to find out what your punishment will be. The waiting in torture.
hawaiianhonky
Knut, why don’t you want to talk about your eventual leaving of this blog?
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I was at the game and had a bad view of everything – HH
Too Short™
Sloppybeast We need a winner’s blog and a….non-winner’s blog. Separate the wheat from the chaff.
SacSig
Will you people please focus – back to how the Cards have NO SHOT this weekend
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson i was in the first row of the section i was in, i could see everything unobstructed
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I saw a video of a viking fanat the game. He fucking thought the kick that missed by 6 yards was in
yep being at the game helps and is way better viewing than on tv
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson they were cheering right at the snap…..they assumed it was good before he even kicked it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I love Russell Wilson The guy in the nosebleeds directly parallel to the goal posts.
Because all 60,000 people were in that location.
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SacSig 9 sacks on rodgers says we might have a shot
hawaiianhonky
Zippy…HARUMPH! I love Russell Wilson there really isn’t a seat far away from the field in that stadium, it’s pretty small
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Zippy…HARUMPH! I love Russell Wilson you are right. HH was riding the eye in the sky camera all game and had perfect views
SacSig
Carson Palmer is 0-2 in the Playoffs with a career passer rating of 66.5
DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *scary horror movie music*
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York me in the bum – One more time sinus or stomach? Had both in the last month
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson Zippy…HARUMPH! i was actually in the opposite end zone of where he missed the kick, i could see it was a miss almost instantly
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SacSig that will change Saturday. Dont forget to watch the game and learn
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson SacSig losing is better? my how far the niners fans have fallen
Too Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! SacSig Have you completely forgotten how to use punctuation?!
Sloppybeast
The only chance the Cards have is if Carson rushes for 100 yards and 2 TDs.
SacSig
Too Short™ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! SacSig it’s the phone and the giant sausage fingers
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Too Short™ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! SacSig its a fucking blog stfu
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig bkob told me passer rating means all
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig just following hawk fans standard
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky SacSig you’re using his passer rating in a game that was -30?
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig just using hawk fans standard. don’t blame me
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Sloppybeast 13 3 > 5 11 dont miss the game Saturday all 53 49er players won’t
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky SacSig use his passer rating for all his playoff games combined
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig bridgewater didnt have a problem posting a rating of 20 higher in teh same conditions
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig I am only using select games like a Hawk fan
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky SacSig lol, he threw for like 120 yards and no TD’s
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson SacSig just following the standard
DGdub
I expect the Cards to win easily….. But, if they don’t…. It will be a glorious day on here..
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 the deal was i pay more in property taxes, right?
Steelers07
You said your property taxes were going up, but your city council disagrees.
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SacSig well he did have a 118.7 rating in 1 game that is awesome – Hawk fans
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 my property taxes went up because the value of my house went up
Steelers07
I’m sure it did. If I had 24 hours to work, I’d be able to photoshop a picture too.
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Sac want to know what keeps me up at night? A hard on
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i have the “Notice of Valuation change” right here, no photoshop
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 so now you don’t want to bet? you’re a fucking sissy lol
DGdub
This is kinda funny.. Screenwriters were a couple of crackers?
In a stunning move, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences turned thumbs down to “Straight Outta Compton” — the only nom it got were the screenwriters — a white guy and a white woman.Steelers07
hahahahahaha they just read the title and were like “nah no way”
SacSig
DGdub Nice to see the racist hypocrites in Hollywood doing their thing
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I figured MFA locating San Diego was what kept him up all night.
And by this I mean his whale penis he shoved up his ass
Steelers07
I’ve already bet. I just know you’re wrong. You property taxes are going down 2%.
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AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I love Russell Wilson san diego not in socal – mfa
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 so when i show you the value of my house increasing by 10k you’ll leave?
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i’m going to block out last name, address…etc…..
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
You are still here. You said you were out.
Oh, wait, you just meant mentally. Well, that’s not really news…no need to announce.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Zippy, MFA is like chicka when they say they are out you still have to wait 30 mins for their fat ass to be completely out
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Steelers07 I WAS AT THE GAME I CAN SEE ALL BETTER THAN THOSE AT HOME WATCHING ON TV – HH
hawaiianhonky
Knut, recap what you’re going to do after I post this so everyone knows
SacSig
I don’t doubt his property value increased, I just don’t know how his county/State recalculate for property taxes
BTW – Bay area values are going up between 10-30% depending on what part of the bay you are in….it’s fucking nuts
Steelers07
I’m going to examine your personal information and sign you up for all the nudey magazines
Gobble Gobble Turkey
its easy to see if hh’s house went up in value. find out the city and look up the trend on zillow
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
So homeowners will be reading Prop 13 while masturbating. Right.
hawaiianhonky
SacSig right, his theory is that my taxes didn’t increae…but if the value of my house went up so to did my taxes
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i just dont think you’ll keep your end of the deal
Gobble Gobble Turkey
its what I did to find out MFA’s house is worth 130k and not the 300k he said
Steelers07
It’s not a theory. Shall I post that link again that says your property taxes are going down 2% from the city?
Steelers07
Well we also found his address. It’s how I looked up his assessors card and found out he actually rents.
Too Short™
He doesn’t care Honky, he thinks he’s getting you to post something personal
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Steelers07 I dont care about house numbers. Street will give me an idea of the property value trend
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Jive you must have lost a bet! Lol You are such an idiot there is no home in my area under 200k . Zillow is way off with time frame just like Google earth is. and they dont know who owns the properties.
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AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! mfa I already proved this
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I love Russell Wilson AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Wrong!
Munkster
The highest offer I got for your home was 190K. By the way, can you be moved out by February?
Steelers07
Lol this is rich coming from someone who researched MFA’s house address and business card
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http://www.zillow.com/homes/4315-e.-decatur-st.,-mesa,-az_rb/ mfa 186k is thevalue of your shit hole
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson 186k is actually a decent house in AZ when i was there
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson well when you claim your house is worth 300k it isnt. then claim 200k it isnt
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Munkee o can rent you my former teammates house if Seahawks make Superbowl.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky right, that’s completely different
Steelers07
His car also isn’t worth 36k. That may be what he paid for it, but it’s lost at least 20k in value so far.
Sloppybeast
If the Hawks make the SB and you guys need a place to stay in the Bay I can probably hook you up, let me know.
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I took a randome house in bellevue, ne and am looking at the z estimate trend. In the last year houses have increased in value by 10 %
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson my sub division is “omaha” but that’s cause it’s brand new…it’ll eventually be annexed to bellevue
Sloppybeast
Navorro Most people I know are in the East Bay, but i have some peeps in SF too.
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson jesus just stick to 1 story dont mfa me
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Cool. East Bay is the best and South Bay.
Sloppybeast
Depending on which friend of mine you stay with you may be required to do some questionable acts to pay for your stay. As long as you don’t have any issues with retaining dignity you should be fine.
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HH there are a lot of cheap houses between omaha and bellevue. saw some 45k houses
Steelers07
“Hey Richard, I have some friends I’ve never from for this sadistic website I frequent where we discuss football, retards, politics, and other pertinent things. How do you feel about one of them crashing in your house for a few days?” -Sloppy
DGdub
I’m looking at either buying a new house, or putting 50-100k into remodeling my current house..
Shit here stays on the market forever, but people still asking top $$.. It’s ridiculous..Sloppybeast
Obviously if I thought the Hawks had any chance of making the SB I would never have offered.
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson yes by zillows estimate
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hawaiianhonky 9k is not 20% its not even 10% you should have taken my estimate
Munkster
Looks like you guys have about the same market as Eastern Idaho, based on what you cited your square footage as being a few weeks ago.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 this is what i pay taxes off, the counties assessed value
Steelers07
How the fuck am I supposed to know if that’s YOUR valuation? That literally proves nothing haha
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Munkee ya the nobody really wants to live there market
Sloppybeast
I will have to have a screening process. I’ll just show the applicants post history to my friends and let them decide.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky well i bought the house in 2013, i was using what the value was at the time i bought it….it was more like 17-18
Munkster
Where I live, you can get a nice home in a nice neighborhood for 150-180K. 2,000 – 3,000 square feet.
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Too Short™ pretty sure knut won this one. 9k is not 20% over 1 year
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson Too Short™ the bet was my taxes increased
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Too Short™ which i swhat I believe the claim was yesterday
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson Too Short™ oh well he is an idiot then
Sloppybeast
I haven’t seen ReTodd yet this morning, he must have won the Powerball.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 you said my taxes went down 2%, i said they went up…that was the bet
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Knut I own land with nothing on it and my taxes typically go up on it every year. you made a retarded bet. Its not like HH lives in Detroit
Steelers07
you went to kinkos in order to type up a fake valuation report in order to “win” an online argument LOL
Steelers07
Of course land always goes up. Land is really the only think that continually rises in value.
DGdub
What’s the arguement here? Whether or not property taxes are increasing in a specific market?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
DGdub I guess so I thought it was HH’s 20% in a year claim
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
DGdub Whether or not the psychos can talk someone out of personal info.
hawaiianhonky
DGdub knut said my taxes went down 2%, i said they went up…..we bet and if he lost he would leave
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson DGdub i said the value of my house went up about that since i bought it….using market value it did
Steelers07
Hahahah I mean it’s a picture on the Internet. It’s gotta be true!
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 using market value, it’s about 18% higher from when i bought it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Also the assesments by the tax office are BS and you can appeal them
Munkster
I hope Zippy doesn’t welch on his invitation for me to stay at his friends house.
Steelers07
Hey is here any chance you have a place for me and my friends to stay in the Bay Area?
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson Havent lost yet and appealed 4 times on my land
Munkster
I always thought it was weird how when a house is sold, it always seems to appraise right at the sell price.
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson they keep telling me its worth 10k more than it is and they keep losing.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky yea, but i’m living in a brand new area….there’s no way i win until everything around me is done
Munkster
Well, Nav is still here after losing his knut with bet, so per the bylaws established via skype among Bader, Keal, OSS and myself; knut is permitted to welch legally and without harassment.
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Either way I would not buy a house for 170k in nebraska. would rather live in one of the many 80k houses aroudn and save the money and get the fuck out of there asap
Sloppybeast
Munkee I thought this would only apply to future bets with Nav
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson i’d say it tomorrow, 1 year from now, 10 years from now, 30 years from now
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson nebraskas slogan should be – the last place people want to live
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky outside of omaha it’s awful…omaha isn’t that bad though
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky that doesn’t mean i’m here forever though by any means
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hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson stockholms syndrome
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
What do you think the first settlers thought of when they saw a tornado in Nebraska? Like, What the holy fuck is that?!?!
hawaiianhonky
The only response anyone should ever give knut from here on out should be “Welching bitch”
Munkster
When I hear “Omaha” … I think of Spokane, but with no mountains or forests nearby to make it livable.
DGdub
Yeah, Nebraska would not be my first choice.. If I left Alaska, it’d be Montana, Washington, maybe Oregon (but I think the liberals would drive me INSANE)…
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Navorro Fire Baalke DGdub he is obviously a conservative douchebag
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Lisa9er4life he lives ina subdivision….can you really call it his property? probably has an HOA telling him what to do
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I love Russell Wilson Lisa9er4life nearly every home as some sort of HOA
Lisa9er4life
I love Russell Wilson Lisa9er4life I live in a subdivision and pay hoa and yes it is my property
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This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! I love Russell Wilson Lisa9er4life well this isnt true outside of CA
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Lisa9er4life I love Russell Wilson can you do whatever you want with it?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I love Russell Wilson This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Lisa9er4life It most certainly is true most places, def here in WA
Lisa9er4life
I love Russell Wilson Lisa9er4life If I want to make a big change I send a letter to the hoa and they grant it as long as everything is to city and county code
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Lisa9er4life I love Russell Wilson so if you have to ask permission from someone else it seems like its not your property
Steelers07
As a renter, I, too, have to ask permission to make changes to the property.
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 I could sell my house right now and have a good nest egg left over. So in turn it is my property
DGdub
How the fuck do people live in subdivisions where every house looks identical, and is one of 2 or 3 different colors?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
in 2013 24% of homes were not in a HOA. Up from 1% in 1970
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 The bank would be paid off and I’d still make a good profit
Lisa9er4life
hawaiianhonky Lisa9er4life Homestead exemption is actually a good thing HH. Relieves the burden off of the tax payer
Gobble Gobble Turkey
DGdub they are forced to have that color by the HOA because they really dont own their home. its more like a condo at that point
Munkster
I have numbers above my garage door that are unique to my home, that way I don’t accidentally walk into the wrong house.
Sloppybeast
Everyone everywhere is subject to building codes regardless of HOA or not.
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 I did not. There are areas where there are no HOA fees
Too Short™
Why the fuck is Knut here still? do we not have bet enforcement?
Lisa9er4life
I love Russell Wilson Steelers07 Don’t you have some rice paddies to tend to?
Sloppybeast
Steelers07 but that is essentially asking permission is it not?
Too Short™
So, an HOA in your neighborhood means you don’t own your house? Fuck, this place gets more retarded daily.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
lets just put it this way if someone is telling you what color your house can be, how many cars you can park at it, what type of lawn you can have. ya I wouldnt consider that owning your property. Seems like someone else owns it and is controlling you and it
Munkster
The peasants (renters) are just trying to hang onto what moral they have in life.
Steelers07
I guess. I’d categorize it as simply following safety regulations which is much different than being told what size flags you can have on your lawn and what color your house can be.
DGdub
I had my roof redone a few years ago.. Contractor didn’t get a permit… He said “it’s cheaper to pay the fine if you get caught, than pay for the permit”… lol
Sloppybeast
I love Russell Wilson I do hate that bullshit. I’m thankful that I don’t have an HOA governing my home.
Lisa9er4life
Too Short™ HOA is just reimbursement to the management company for the upkeep of the subdivision. They give you a copy of the budget every year that determines what those fees will be per home owner
Gobble Gobble Turkey
White Trash Lizard #DHC yes you own the quity like a condo you do not own the property
Steelers07
It’s right down there. I actually left my photo, unlike that lying dirty whore HH
Too Short™
HOAs save you from idiots that use jackass colors for paint, don’t care for their lawn, and other behaviors that bring down the value of everyone’s homes..
Steelers07
Moral of the story: you do not own your property if the bank owns the deed.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Too Short™ if they own the property its their right to do with it as they plaese this is america
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Too Short™ yet you dont live in america you live in a communist hoa
hawaiianhonky
Too Short™ I just paid my HOA fees, it was 150 bucks….i’ll gladly pay that to keep the value of my house steady
Munkster
The condo we rent out has is part of an HOA. But all that is for is to get a group discount on sewer, water and garbage.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Munkee Similar situation here and also upkeep of the grounds, repairs etc
Gobble Gobble Turkey
hawaiianhonky Too Short™ if you think this is keeping the value of your house staedy this is sad
Lisa9er4life
A person who does not keep up their property in an ideal neighborhood is putting other home owners at risk by bringing down their property values making it harder for them to sell and get the most value for their home
Steelers07
Lying whore. Who lies about shit like that just to “win” an online bet? That’s MFA level shit
Gobble Gobble Turkey
HH the value of your house is steady because you live in Nebraska
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson if my neighbor decided to paint their house hot pink it would lower my value
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Do Giants fans like McAdoo?
Steelers07
So many variables. Nobody can say for sure one way or another.
Too Short™
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS What is this, a football question?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brock and Salk have the worse show this morning. WHO CARES IF CAM OR WILSON IS BETTER!
Gobble Gobble Turkey
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS when you find a giants fan on here let us know
Sloppybeast
Although Traverse City has some pretty lame regulations that piss me off.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Too many shows to talk about too little of topics
Navorro Fire Baalke
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson Wow thats it? I may have to move to Nebraska, except its Nebraska
Lisa9er4life
Knut being a renter you have to ask permission to paint the inside of your apartment. I don’t as a home owner
hawaiianhonky
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! hawaiianhonky I love Russell Wilson nebraska sucks….omaha is alright
Lisa9er4life
I love Russell Wilson Lisa9er4life So I have more say than he does
Navorro Fire Baalke
There is Giants fans here, comes on at night. Also East Blog Battles
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Your hand writing looks worse than mine.
Munkster
There aren’t a lot of HOAs in Idaho. Maybe there are. I don’t know.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Also as a renter I can paint the inside of my apt any color I like I just gotta paint it back to eggshell white when I leave
Steelers07
Perhaps. But at least I have more freedom to move, travel, etc
Munkster
Judging by the number of people that keep goats tied up in their front yard, I’d guess not.
Sloppybeast
My neighbors love us though. We bought the one crack house on the a very respected street in town and renovated it. I bet that we significantly raised the property values of all of my nearest neighbors.
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Remember, knowing the correct answer solves 1 question.
Knowing why an answer is correct solves an infinite number of questions.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I may do Northern Lights and White Widow.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Sloppybeast you are in michigan it wasnt the only crack house
Munkster
We lived next to the one drug house in the neighborhood when I was in Bozeman. Occasionally got people knocking on our door … “uh, is Carlos here?”
Sloppybeast
They used to bring us juice and snacks while we were working on it but not living there yet.
Lisa9er4life
I also did not buy a home where there is CDD fees added to the mortgage payment. Very happy about that
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Sloppybeast Ours was a foreclosure that was bright blue that everyone hated. Then my other new neighbor (awesome guy) move in after and painted his house a similar blue after we painted ours normal.
Steelers07
Because travel signs with my current desires. Owning a home does not.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
hawaiianhonky he has to wait for the bet to be over for 2 days before honoring it
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson hawaiianhonky i thought our terms were super clear
Steelers07
You didn’t prove shit. Lol that was some low level Microsoft word shit
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Right now is a sellers market
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Steelers07 I can travel equally as much as a home owner as I did as a renter…
hawaiianhonky
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS i’ve thought about selling for a few months….i just don’t want to deal with moving
Gobble Gobble Turkey
The biggest mortgage scam you need to avoid is mortgage insurance.
Sloppybeast
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I’m having all kinds of trouble getting rid of this heroin though.
Steelers07
I’m talking about long periods of time. Traveling to Wenatchee for a weekend isn’t what I’m talking about.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
hawaiianhonky This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Movers are cheap but if you are moving to buy another property it depends on if it’s really worth it.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Sloppybeast This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS LOL
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson Steelers07 they sell that at kinkos now
Lisa9er4life
Munkee Contractor Bond reimbursement. Set up by the developer to get reimbursement through the home owner for the finance of the infrastructure
hawaiianhonky
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hawaiianhonky i just really want a 3 car garage
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I love Russell Wilson It’s terrible, it basically bleeds out more money from people who can barely afford the payment already.
hawaiianhonky
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS hawaiianhonky probably doesn’t justify moving
Gobble Gobble Turkey
You can tell knut never got a property tax notice in the mail
Munkster
What I learned today is that Honky is more knowledgeable than knut on matters of property tax law and real estate markets.
Steelers07
I could go to any local elementary classroom and find that colored paper
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I love Russell Wilson He rents and thinks it’s better.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson he has to hang onto the “you printed it yourself” cause this blog is his life
Steelers07
hahaha says the guy who just attempted to post his houses valuation to win a bet. Hahahahaha oh the irony
Munkster
Navorro Fire Baalke Munkee Dogs are great. They have a great outlook on things.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Knut and HH are a draw to me. I am unbiased in their argument. HH showed legit tax record. HH also claimed his property went up more than it did. Both are dipshits
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I made over 100k on my home purchase if I sold today, Pretty sound investment.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
All I can say is I am so fucking happy to no longer be a renter.
Sloppybeast
Navorro Fire Baalke Munkee and I thought dogs laid eggs, so we all learned something today.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! You bought!! Congrats bud
Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I’m about half that
Steelers07
I love renting. I’ll buy at some point, but it’s going to be a business venture.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson i was talking market value when i said that….the card is the county assessors valuation of it
Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS After only 5 years it’s pretty good
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Lisa9er4life This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS That’s about the same here.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Lisa9er4life This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Bought in 2010 or 2011, I can’t remember
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Back in August.
hawaiianhonky
I love Russell Wilson zillow “zestimate” on my house is like 210k
Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Lisa9er4life Dec 2010 for me
FreeTodd
Sloppybeast ReTodd Wide Left Every ticket I buy is a winner…unfortunately for the state
Steelers07
You didn’t prove shit. That type of evidence wouldn’t even be believed by the Avery jury
Munkster
lol, there is absolutely nothing about honky that suggests that he wants to be accepted
Gobble Gobble Turkey
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! hans gruber?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I love Russell Wilson This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Yes
hawaiianhonky
Munkee right, i was trying to rid the blog of a plague and nearly succeeded
Steelers07
He just posted his house’s “valuation” on a website to win a bet.
Lisa9er4life
I cashed in my powerball tickets from Saturday and won $12. I checked my tickets from last night and won $20
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Bowie and Rickman both died this week at age 69 of Cancer…. creepy
hawaiianhonky
ReTodd Wide Left i thought he had some sort of honor, shame on me
Sloppybeast
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! dying at 69 is kind of baller though, but I would rather live longer.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
alright I must go. Today is presentation to the execs day. I am a little nervous but not too much. I was able to do a dry run yesterday with all the other mid level guys and our bosses.
FreeTodd
I love Russell Wilson Its not a glow in the dark cat hat is it? GOOOOD LUCK 🙂
Munkster
I saw some guy at a gas station last night. Probably 70. Looked like he had fallen off the health cliff a few years back. Overweight, but still had gaunt, yellow eyes. He seemed sad and could hardly walk. He was buying a ton of power ball tickets. Then he tried negotiating with the clerk to see if he could buy some other lotto tickets at a discounted price cause all he had left was change.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
ReTodd Wide Left I love Russell Wilson I was thinking of starting off with that and my boss said no jokes just be serious
Lisa9er4life
There are 65 people in FL who won $50K and a few who won $1-$2 million
Sloppybeast
I have decided that instead of winning Powerball I am going to get rich through ingenuity and elbow grease.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 if i was lying i would have surely increased that number
FreeTodd
So terms were agreed upon and terms were met, but someone is a welcher. Cool story
SacSig
I was at the CVS and saw a pathetic looking guy, wearing what looked like pajama pants and an old tattered sweatshirt, unshaven, a little overweight and bald carrying a 30 pack of coors light…..
Turns out I was looking in a mirror
FML
hawaiianhonky
ReTodd Wide Left correct, supposedly i created the assessors card that was mailed to me
Steelers07
Why? You were trying to make it seem as real as possible and you’ve already mentioned the “value” of your house.
FreeTodd
hawaiianhonky ReTodd Wide Left It isn’t like I expected a different outcome
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i never quoted a figure, i said a % increase but that was it
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Week 3 of having no more than 1 drink at any given day is going well.
Steelers07
Oh god. Todd’s here and Honky wants to be accepted on this website. This could get nasty.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
But if Sig came over with a 30 bomb, that would end.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee No just happened around that time.
FreeTodd
hawaiianhonky ReTodd Wide Left which is what you said you would provide yesterday
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 if todd made a bet and welched i’d give him shit too
Sloppybeast
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Now that I’m through the holidays I’m doing well also. Keep up the good work.
Lisa9er4life
I was in line getting my tickets and there was a family behind me waiting. The husband said he told his friend if he won powerball he would give 100 people $1 million each. His friend asked him “What about me?” The guy said “Probably not I’m not liking that jacket you have on” It was a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket lol
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
hawaiianhonky Steelers07 I give any welcher a fisting.
Munkster
I’ve been drinking too much the last few months. I should be more careful.
Steelers07
Because you didn’t prove shit lol you typed up a fake valuation report
FreeTodd
I was here yesterday when the bet was made knut….or should I just call you welching bitch from now on?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Sloppybeast This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Thanks brother, you aided in my epiphany.
Steelers07
You do what you have to do. You’re the divorcee with gapped teeth.
hawaiianhonky
Again, does anyone but Knut think what i posted was a fake? If more think it’s fake than real i’ll hear your argument knut
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left Steelers07 thankfully no one calls you daddy boss
Munkster
I think after splitting it 3 ways, taxes, and if they opted for the lump sum distribution, the winners are going to get about 180 million each, or something. I wonder if that guy would still give away 100 million if he knew that’s how much it could be winnowed down before he even sees it.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left Steelers07 And you’re a fat man with ugly hands.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City Munkee 3 had the jackpot and several smaller winners.
Steelers07
lol I’ll take the I ugly hands. The 18 years of athletics was worth it.
SacSig
apparently the Niners interviewed Shanahan again on Tuesday – I think he is getting the job, which I am totally fine with. I am ready for some 9-7 to 11-5 seasons while we groom the next Bill Walsh
Munkster
lol, i forgot that knut was fat. It’s okay though. I don’t dislike fat people.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Maynard, new season for Diablo starts tomorrow. 2 nights ago I got the last piece of my 6 piece set.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee I hate certain fat people.
Brew_City
Munkee just during winter games at Lambeau. Those bastards take up like 2 seats
SacSig
Someone just asked me if Chino Hills is a ghetto – I told them the town was gathered at the 7-11 partying all night….soooooooo….you tell me.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I hate fat people that complain about being fat and then proceed to eat 3 donuts in front of me.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I downloaded the patch, we’ll see if I get any real time in playing. I was disappointed with the last season and between F4 and HOTS I don’t know how much ill play.
It does look intriguing but they can only do so much to perk my interest then it wanes
Steelers07
After having lived in both states, WA is by far the more redneck state between the two.
Too Short™
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Glazed or powdered?
Munkster
I worked at a buffet restaurant when I was in HS and there used to be this one 500 pound guy that would come in late at night and sit in the corner by himself and just engulf massive and terrifying amounts of food.
Brew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS *buys 64 oz diet coke*
Munkster
I don’t know if that’s the kind of fat person that knut is or not.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You still need to try Heroes of the storm damnit
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I made some hellfire amulets and what not, the new rift system seems good.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I want to but my buddy plays diablo mostly and I just enjoy playing with him.
SacSig
I’ve cut back on the drinking the last couple weeks and have lost about 5-8 lbs. I figure after the knee gets fixed I’ll be looking good for summer
Munkster
Steelers07 The fact that you can still type also suggests that you are not so fat as to be granted your own reality t.v. show based on your fatness.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee Steelers07 hahaha
Munkster
I saw some show that was going to be a reality tv show about a fat guy losing weight. He was massive, like 800 pounds. He died during the first episode though.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
niners will hire Chip Kelly today and we will be contenders in the league again
*cries*
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Maynard, we cleared several level 50 Greater Rifts yesterday.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Too Short™ Come Honor Face dude this is fucking gold hahahahaha
SacSig
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS what the fuck does this mean?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I could probably only solo high 40’s though.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
SacSig This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Diablo 3 awesomeness
Steelers07
lol it is true. We did our company health assessments and the little lady said according to the numbers I’m overweight. I laughed and took the candy bar they were offering .
FreeTodd
Steelers07 Probably not. You are making this up just like HH with his proof
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Steelers07 You had more than just that bar, you took all the coworkers too
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Steelers07 im technically over weight too lol
Steelers07
Should I type some shit out on yellow paper? Would that make you believe me? I NEED YOU TO BELEIVE ME
Steelers07
Yeah it’s hilarious. I’m far from it but the insurance companies need to save money somehow
Munkster
BMI was made for philosophy majors with narrow shoulders and little boy hips.
SacSig
When I was in the best shape of my life my doctor told me I was overweight, at 7% body fat. I found a new doctor
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
im a fat kid at heart so 7% body fat isn’t possible for me
Too Short™
SacSig Too Short™ Better than the ‘after effects’ of the lube…or so I’ve been told.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I’m probably considered overweight and may weigh the least amount here.
Too Short™
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I’m not fat, I’m just short…
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hawaiianhonky its your toes they stink
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
WHAT THE FUCK KEAL! FIX YOUR SHIT OR ILL HIDE YOUR METH!!
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Hh did you know if you drink to much it affects your balance so since both big toes are messed up. You may want to cut back with the alcohol
Lisa9er4life
Munkee We cannot unleash the contagion – The WHO forbids it
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Munkee post your user name
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Steelers, lisa is petite dipshit she can’t be a man!
Brew_City
SacSig currently out back working with some very unstable substances
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ReTodd Wide Left AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I did fool
Lisa9er4life
ReTodd Wide Left AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I’ve never been a polite dipshit before lol
Brew_City
Someone photoshop keal’s head on walter white in his drawers making meth
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Lisa9er4life ReTodd Wide Left AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! There fixed it
Munkster
They are things his grandma sells on the side of the road near natural scenic designations.
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No knut playing water sports with his girlfriend
Brew_City
Munkee I don’t think there are many teams left who don’t run some sort of zone schemes.
SacSig
Munkee I’m calling the Sacramento Valley High Tech Crimes Taskforce
SacSig
Hello, Sacramento County High Tech Crimes Taskforce, how may I help you
-ya, I’m being bullied by someone that has developed a profile of a retarded Cardinals fan that
*WAIT RIGHT THERE SIR…you are talking about MFA right?
Yes
We already have a case on him
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I love how he’s rocking a knee brace.
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I know I’m not scrolling down to verify
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS FUCK I DID ANYWAY. I hate you BFS
Brew_City
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS ya blame him
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Sac the only thing you can prove is your team sucks and no one wants to be their hc!
SacSig
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! this is hurtful – *screenshot for the sheriff*
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
FIX YOUR SHIT WEBSITE MLS, I HAVE WORK TO DO
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ReTodd Wide Left going to Vegas with this
Brew_City
According to history I have to go ice fishing all weekend while taking mushrooms if I want the Packers to win
FreeTodd
So according to PC, Lynch is on a day by day evaluation. Is he quitting on us?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Can’t decide between the lightweight fun of a Miata and the raw power of a Camaro/Corvette? Get a Miata with a small-block Chevy V8 in it.
http://blog.caranddriver.com/ls-whee-flyin-miata-putting-chevy-v-8-in-the-new-mazda-mx-5/
Munkster
dead fish and dark holes seem like a terrifying combination for a shroomer
Brew_City
Munkee I didn’t do a whole lot of fishing that day. More like we all just stood out on the ice starting at the trees
Brew_City
Munkee Then the Packers ass raped the Falcons. It was truly magical
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Did you go Ice fishing last year for the NFC C game?
Brew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS No I went to a friends house where I couldn’t even do drugs.
#NeverAgainThis name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You don’t have a lucky name though.
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Aaron Rodgers…”all the pressure is one the Cardinals and not on us. THEY are picked to win the SB”
hawaiianhonky
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! no they are not, they have the best odds in vegas….these are totally different
Brew_City
Munkee But when the clock hit zero I raced home to smoke a bowl the size of montana
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City Munkee I WILL TONIGHT
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hawaiianhonky AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Its a qoute from rodgers take it up with him
Brew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS lets not make any rash decisions
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS True, I recant.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I watched an hour long video last night on how to grow outdoors so yeah, I’m an expert now.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I want them to grow 8 feet tall
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Zippy…HARUMPH! WITH HUGE HEADS!
Brew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Plant them in a random cornfield after the pesticides have been sprayed
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I’m likely going to do 4×4 raised planter boxes.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
If watching an hour long video makes you an expert, then I guess I’m an expert on all sorts of horrible things that shoyldn’t be discussed in Lisa’s presence.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler Guide to anal, that’s a good one.
Munkster
They grow them like that in the wilds of the north fork of the clearwater river in idaho
hawaiianhonky
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler BKOB, professional glass bottom boater
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Aaron Rodgers…. “we are going to play loosey goosey Saturday”
Ummm rodgers you even talk gay
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“…as long as the GM is in place, glaring at the world, hording his power, and glowering at all candidates… there just aren’t many good coaches who’ll want to take this job if they have any other options.”
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Went over to the nfce east board and there is a vacation sign up
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Who says loosey goosey except jive?
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Zippy…HARUMPH! And he had gay tendencies
SacSig
Jed York has one of those naturally frowning faces. I just can’t trust those people, I don’t like them, they are on a par with Albino black dudes….all fucked up
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Rodgers never said it either. Which makes sense cuz you’re an idiot
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Brew_City AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Yes he did say it. Was on ktar 98.7 fm yesterday
Brew_City
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Brew_City I watched his press conference. never said loosey goosey.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
49ers expected to choose between Chip Kelly and Mike Shanahan for their next HC, per league sources. Decision likely within next 24 hours.
hawaiianhonky
I learned last night why Nebraska Furniture Mart can charge 150 bucks to assemble an elliptical
FreeTodd
HH, I don’t know why you would expect anything different from Steelers. But it is massively pathetic what he did.
FreeTodd
KZ Rider_ Indeed. Just start rolling in dumpsters to Santa Clara
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Kzrider you will never ever 1up me period
But do.keep trying. It is entertaining
hawaiianhonky
ReTodd Wide Left yea, he welched pretty hard….if i had any sort of respect for him it’s completely gone
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
After my last road trip, using gas station restrooms, I discovered my quads are still strong enough to allow me hover for the time required to take care of business, including all paperwork.
hawaiianhonky
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I laughed pretty hard at this, they should remake this video
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
And speaking of which….HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE MANAGE TO POOP ON THE SEAT? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD???
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I am concerned by this shocking trend of old sick people dying. Why is it happening? And why is Obama doing nothing to stop it?
FreeTodd
Ballon Knot I think the bulk of us who are not SF fans are rooting for Kelly
hawaiianhonky
Zippy, what’s worse than pooping on the seat is pubes on the urinal….i think some people at my work shave over the damn things
hawaiianhonky
” My name is Todd Gurley and I’m not very feminine, we the Rams aren’t very good at winanin”
White Trash Lizard #DHC
If we lose to the packers I’m gonna commit suicide.
hawaiianhonky
My name is Nick Foles and I’m here to say: I probably won’t be here next year anyway
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White Trash Lizard #DHC dont worry your life is safe
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
White Trash Lizard #DHC Don’t go alone. Take Mike with you.
DGdub
Here’s what any sane coaching candidate should ask 49ers owner Jed York during this twisting search to replace Jim Tomsula:
-What happened with Jim Harbaugh in 2014? Trent Baalke, did you drive him out? Jed, did you?
And more:
-If you hire me, who’s my quarterback going to be, and if it’s not Colin Kaepernick, why not? How did you guys screw that one up?
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/kawakami/2016/01/14/however-the-49ers-coaching-search-ends-up-if-it-does-jed-york-might-finally-be-realizing-he-has-a-trent-problem/Lisa9er4life
DGdub Coaching Candidate: “So Jed did your mother drop you on your head when you were born?”
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I would like to argue about this at length. Let me know when you’re ready.
Sloppybeast
That Ram It video was really hard to finish. I can’t believe they got the players to do that to themselves.
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast if they remade that with current players i would watch it 100 times
Sloppybeast
ReTodd Wide Left either one is better than any of the republican candidates I have seen thus far.
FreeTodd
DGdub He has no understanding of basic economics. Kinda spooky actually
Sloppybeast
I think the Ram It video is evidence that there are way more gay players than we realize.
Lisa9er4life
ReTodd Wide Left Sloppybeast Gives new meaning to the Super Bowl shuffle
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Donald Trump is 69, given the recent trend anyone know if he has cancer? Apparently god’s supposed plan is kill all the cool people and leave us with these other assholes
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
ReTodd Wide Left Sloppybeast Not as long as I have you online Toddy poo
Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! I wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone even Donald Trump
FreeTodd
I just mailed Patrick Peterson a box of Jolt cola and a case of 3 musketeers. Should arrive a day before kickoff
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Ted Cruz: GOP Candidate Failed to Disclose Bank Loans During 2012 Senate Campaign, Report SaysCruz did not report loans from Citibank and Goldman Sachs, totaling about $1 million, to the Federal Election Commission during his successful Senate run, The New York Times reported Wednesday.
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! This is going to be interesting
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
But everyone takes out a huge loan from their wife’s boss and forgets about it. Happens all the time.
Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! He will give over the info as soon as Hillary and Bill disclose what they’ve taken in from the Clinton Foundation
FreeTodd
Lisa9er4life This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! He needs to be above reproach.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
To my knowledge, there are no laws regulating financial transactions to personal Foundations, in the same manner that the FEC is required to know about all campaign transactions.
Lisa9er4life
Zippy…HARUMPH! I know the Clintons lied on their taxes about it and had to redo them
hawaiianhonky
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hahahahahaha
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
There’s also at least one Constitutional Law Scholar who says Cruz is not eligible.
Not a lot, but, one more Constitutional Law Scholar than the Obama-birthers had in their corner.
SacSig
I was listening to an interview with Rand Paul this morning. He said during campaigns and in the media the political parties all bash the crap out of each other, but the second the cameras are off they all get along chummy chummy and scratch everyone’s backs. Pretty much how I thought DC worked – a bunch of lying hypocrites.
hawaiianhonky
they don’t want to be sent any more dicks lol, this is too funny
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
SacSig They all only care about having or keeping their jobs, once they have them…. couldn’t give a fuck after that
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig I think this is true of everyone except Cruz.
There are a lot of people, including people in his own party, who actively dislike the man.
Steelers07
Lisa supports Trump. That’s pretty much all that needs to be said.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 you’re a welcher, that’s pretty much all that needs to be said
Steelers07
lol I love how Todd and Lisa are now saying this even though they weren’t here.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Well, if the (R)s want to nominate a guy with zero centrist appeal, and who will inspire some in his party to cross aisles and vote for the other guy, that’s their business.
Steelers07
If the proof were legit, I’d be outta here. But you’re a liar soooo
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
SEATTLE —
Health officials in Seattle are warning that a new strain of dog http://www.kirotv.com/s/lifestyles/health/influenza/ that sickened at least 2,000 dogs in 25 states since last spring may be in King County.
The Seattle Times reports (http://bit.ly/1l4aE7e ) that officials say a suspected outbreak at a Kent kennel that hit dozens of dogs appears to be contained.
Worries about the H3N2 canine influenza virus, first seen in the United States in Chicago last March, were sparked sick dogs at Holiday Kennels in Kent in late December.
Operator Bret Gagliardi says several dogs developed flulike symptoms. Health officials say up to 90 dogs may have been affected.
Kennel cough, a common ailment, was suspected until a dog that stayed at the kennel traveled to Georgia and visited two dogs. Those dogs later tested positive for H3N2. Now, test results are pending from two dogs that may have been sickened at the kennel.Steelers07
I didn’t lose shit. It’s hilarious and because Lisa and Todd agree with you, you somehow think it’s right.
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 I support the GOP candidate who goes up against Hillary Clinton
Steelers07
Hahaha you are what is wrong with our political system…only voting along party lines. Pathetic.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Knut is a welcher, even though I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Let’s kick his ass!!
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i can sell that house…….and get a return on my investment….you, well you rent
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 Oh yes and when I voted for Obama in 2008 I was strictly GOP. You are retarded
hawaiianhonky
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler we made a bet, he lost and was supposed to leave for good and welched
Steelers07
You literally just said you were only voting for the GOP candidate. HAHAHA
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 we didn’t make a bet? with the consequence of losing being you leaving?
halosramsfan
My hope is that the Hawks and Cards both win so I can get super shitfaced and laugh my ass off in the NFCCG for all the marbles!
Steelers07
Why do we consider Ancient Greek mythology to be “tales” and/or “fables” but we take the stories in the bible as fact?
Steelers07
Point proven. You are only voting along party lines and that is pathetic.
halosramsfan
Steelers07
We take a little bit of it all as fact and the rest of it as mythology. Like the Trojan war we consider to be factual.
Honkys Financial Advisor
Honky paid more in taxes last year than the year previous, Knut get the fuck out of here
Steelers07
The stories and fables told (like all their gods) are considered fake and unbelievable
halosramsfan
Steelers07
Yes but we do this for the bible as well, but the events it attributes to God or gods plural we keep finding evidence of so…where do you draw the line?
Steelers07
Why do we consider Greek gods to be fake and the Christian God to be real? What is the difference?
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 The Democratic choices are pathetic and so are you by the way
Brew_City
Steelers07 I personally worship the great Anubus idk what you’re talking about
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I think Knut is trying to say that he’s converting to Ancient Greekeology
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i literally told you what i’d provide and you agreed to the terms
hawaiianhonky
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler the greek goddess of grape juice
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Chandler Jones smokes synthetic pot, winds up in emergency room.
Because, you know, the real stuff is dangerous.
hawaiianhonky
Knut, to settle this how about you add an “i welch on bets” to your name forever and ever
hawaiianhonky
i will accept this as punishment for your insubordinate ways
halosramsfan
Knut, the real difference is Thee god made all those other gods! 😀
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
It also allows for molesting little boys, so I’m sure he’s fully on board.
Steelers07
And you add “I made up a fake document to win an online bet” to yours
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 lol, this is what you’re clinging to……you are a sad sad man
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Man made God in his own image. This is why everyone’s God loves what they do but wants to crush and punish their enemies.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 right, i pulled that striaght from my filing cabinet
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i won a bet, one that should have resulted in your disappearance….there’s no shame in that at all
Steelers07
You didn’t win shit. This circling is not helping you at all lol
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 everyone on here agrees i won…and you’re still in denial
SacSig
I’m a little pissed at God right now – how is me NOT winning the Powerball anything other than him just not caring about me?
hawaiianhonky
Knut, there were niner fans agreeing with me………this should tell you something
Steelers07
HH, you also changed the terms of the bet today. Yesterday you said it was 20%, today you showed with your fake document that it didn’t even increase 10k. LOL
Lisa9er4life
SacSig He wants you to be thankful for what you already do have 🙂
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig There are probably a few million Vikings fan who also feel abandoned.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 also, the “market value’ of my house has gone up substantially, that card is the county assessed value
SacSig
Lisa9er4life SacSig dammit Lisa – I’m not looking for something reasonable – I want to RAGE
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 and you agreed, there were no clear terms yesterday
Steelers07
The terms were clear. I had just forgotten because I didn’t give a shit until Jive mentioned it.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
York me in the bum – One more time And I will dick punch someone.
SacSig
Let’s bring in Shanahan – he already has 1 SB ring with the Niners, let’s get him a few more to round out the collection
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 the bet was my taxes went up, that’s why you posted the article about taxes going down 2%
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
York me in the bum – One more time Lisa and I will dick punch people
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i said the “value of my house” went up that much, not the amount that i pay taxes on
Steelers07
I don’t think there is any doubt in my mind that we will win the Super Bowl next year with Bell, Pouncey, and Beachum back.
Tribalsteez
FUCK YOU TIM HACK, YOU SAID MIKE NOLAN YOU TRASH ASS BITCH> FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/timkawakami
Makes sense that Jed York wants it to come down to Mike Shanahan or Chip Kelly. Those are the two names I’ve consistently heard. Yet…SacSig
HH – you need to read the post “Arguing with Knut is like…..”
Once you accept this your life will be so much better
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
Watch out for fake accounts, people.hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 but the bet that was agreed upon was that my property taxes went up
hawaiianhonky
SacSig it didn’t say anything about being a welching fucktard
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Steelers07 This is assuming of course health + no off the field problems
Steelers07
It’s not my fault you had to make shit up AND change the terms in order to “win”
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 you could have NOT agreed to the bet and it’s terms this morning
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Coughlin withdraws name from the Eagles job. Would have been really wierd to see him in philly.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 i clearly asked you “so the bet is whether my taxes went up, right”…and you said yes
Brew_City
White Trash Lizard #DHC He probably woulda thrown the D-cell batteries right back at the fans. Now that’s entertainment
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 the deal was i pay more in property taxes, right?
3 hours, 4 minutes ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/zorstiques-mariners-update-of-the-week/Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
How I would rank the current coaching candidates left for SF:
1. Shanny
2. Coughlin
3. Me
4. Tim K
5. Chip KellySteelers07
Lol you had changed the terms. That wasn’t the bet yesterday, I just got too high and forgot until Jive reminded me.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’d down to Kelly or Shanahan from what I saw. Which makes me very happy.
Tribalsteez
“Chip is not a racist. The notion he is isn’t fair. The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity. The more players get that, the better off they’ll be.”
The player added: “Chip’s attitude towards players doesn’t bother me. I actually like it. I know where I stand with him. You understand that he doesn’t want to be challenged so don’t f—king challenge him. It’s pretty simple. I get it. Some guys don’t.”
A second African-American Eagles player said: “He sets the agenda. You don’t follow it, you’re dead to him. That’s not racial. Some guys handle it well, some guys don’t.”hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 the bet yesterday was the same, whether or not my taxes increased…the bet was never “your house went up x amount in value”
Tribalsteez
Translation: Chip is not racist, but if you suck he’s going to hate you..
Chip is going to fucking kill Vance McDonald
Lisa9er4life
Shaquille O’Neil gave his 16 year old son a new Lamborghini and a Jeep for his birthday…..
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
There will be some great football this weekend fellers!
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/JedYork
After a thorough search, Trent & I are thrilled to announce Chip Kelly as the new https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeadCoach?src=hash of the https://twitter.com/49ershttps://twitter.com/JedYork/status/687704140043038721 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=687704140043038721 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=687704140043038721hawaiianhonky
http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-city-council-approves-budget-including-property-tax-cut-stothert/article_3602899e-2d5f-11e4-9405-0017a43b2370.html
“Property tax levy: 48.922 cents per $100 of valuation
Decrease of 2 percent”
HAHAHA YOUR TAXES ARE GOING DOWN THIS YEARSteelers07
It always was the value increase. You said your value increased, and I called you out.
hawaiianhonky
hawaiianhonky except your property taxes are going down this year. like, its right there
19 hours, 23 minutes ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/zorstiques-mariners-update-of-the-week/Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I will happily say I was wrong down the road if CHip does a good job but I am fucking pissed right now.
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BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler hawks??
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Per Adarn Shefter, the 49ers have re-signed LaMichael James, RB.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
No sure if this had been said yet, but:
Lol Ninershalosramsfan
Man’s origins always fascinate me and I have read alot of books on evolution, I have read all the Zacharia Sitchin books, I read Michael Cremo’s book and also I have read the old testament.
Like the universe, medical science where there is sssoooooooo much information to know and eventhough we know so so so much already, we are really still way in the dark ages on this subject. We really dont even know enough to know what the fuck we are talking about.
For example, right now they are uncovering that Golbekli Tepe site which was found because some farmer tripped over a giant stone. This site is dated to be over 12000 years old!
This one site changes what we know in every single one of the theories about mankinds origins that I referenced above. There is more of a timespan between this place and Ancient Egypt than there is between Ancient Egypt until now by thousands of years!
Sir Squatch
PED Smoothies, sleep monitoring and sports science for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
York keeps hiring college coaches, trying to find the next Pete Carroll. What a goober.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
They just traded for Bradford, and signed him to a $120 million deal.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
“After being left with so few options, I am proud to announce our new head coach Chip Kelly” – Jed York
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Maynard, I think it’s more like “After interviewing several candidates, we finally found someone desperate enough to hang on in the NFL that he agreed to take the job.”
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Didn’t York say the new HC would have say in player personnel? This is gunna be great
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
49ers hire chip kelly. Hahaha
Here come a house cleaning and college football to santa clara
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Lisa9er4life They’re selling Tyler Lockett jerseys now. No better time to make the jump….
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Chip’s probably gunna try to revive Kaepernick’s career.
That’s great news for Richard Sherman.White Trash Lizard #DHC
You mean to tell me Jeff fisher is back amd the niners fired Jim tomsula just to replace him with chip fucking kelly!?! Is this actually happening?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Chip Kelly is such a blow hard douche bag. I guess he fits right in with our current Front Office
Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time This is what the players will be doing to him
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
White Trash Lizard #DHC Kelly is still better than Tomsula
FreeTodd
I just don’t see Chip being a “yes” man. This should be interesting
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Unless the question is “can you lose to the Seahawks?”
halosramsfan
Ok 9ers dont panick…for times like these, you just need to go back to a quote from a successful coach you once had that makes sense of the moment.
Like us Rams always say “We will rally around chip and we will play good football!”
But feel free find a good quote of your own.
Sincerely Rams fans!
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Guess today is one of those masturbate then cry then repeat kind of days
Brew_City
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! there’s gotta be a bong hit or 12 in there
Too Short™
Why on earth would Mike Freeman block me on Twitter? I don’t remember ever doing anything to one of his tweets…weird.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m literally about to start crying in middle of parking lot. So depressed
Steelers07
It’s the same feeling I had when the Bengals retained Marvin Lewis.
Ballon Knot
You think Staley & Boone, are excited about all running, they’ll be doing at practice
~BKLisa9er4life
In my mind I knew York was going to hire Kelly. When you’re headed for hell there are no detours
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I still can’t believe this lol. Hue was the only coach I didn’t want the niners to get and Kelly was my favorite for San fran
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Kelly might be a good hire, only time will tell. I simply don’t like the guy, going all the way back to his OC days at Nike U.
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/TorreySmithWRhttps://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR
Guess I might have to start running right now to get in shapehttps://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR/status/687706500760866816 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=687706500760866816 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=687706500760866816Brew_City
https://twitter.com/timkawakami https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687707938090168320https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687707938090168320
NFL source: One person strongly recommending Kelly to the 49ers was former Green Bay exec Ron Wolf.Lisa9er4life
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Watch him get rid of Bowman next
Too Short™
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! He could turn out to be good. If anyone would hate him, a UW fan (me) would. But I think he’s actually pretty smart. If he can avoid the dumb stuff.
Steelers07
I was probably trolling. Although I am glad he is no longer on our roster.
Brew_City
Ancientage we can blow peoples heads off in 4 hours if you’d like
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Right now… the Coordinator hires are going to be very crucial.
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/49ersGab
HOLY SMOKES!!! So Matt is on Sirius saying that the reason why Tomsula was fired is because Chip became available!https://twitter.com/49ersGab/status/687707618735996928 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=687707618735996928 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=687707618735996928Lisa9er4life
York me in the bum – One more time What was his excuse with Harbaugh?
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I don’t know about you guys but I’m pretty stoked for this press conference.
halosramsfan
So how do you think the Baalke Kelly dynamic will play out in terms of player scouting and drafting?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
CHIP KELLY TO THE NINERS!!!! ITS FUCKING OVER NINERS ARE GOING TO RUN SHIT NEXT SEASON!!!
Ancientage
So not only is Carlos hydes career over, we will more than likely have to deal with that dipshit kaepeenick for the not too distant future
White Trash Lizard #DHC
York, kelly, and baalke up there talking about winning with class or whatever is gonna be some must see shit.
Adusoron
Holy cow, I honestly thought the Chip Kelly thing would never happen in SF. Thankfully he WON’T HAVE PERSONNEL POWER.
DGdub
Mooch is on NFLN trying to say this is a good hire..
Says “it will excite the fanbase”…
Yeah, I’m seeing excitement on here…Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
ReTodd Wide Left That MAY not be a bad thing, we certainly know what he is capable of.
Tribalsteez
I had given up hope yesterday, but a bright light of hope has entered my life…thank you Jed York
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! ReTodd Wide Left Yup -Richard Sherman
MTGriz
Poor Bowman. Played on a bad team this year and next year he’ll be on a bad team and have to play twice as much
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! I like adderall – Richard Sherman
FreeTodd
Adusoron ReTodd Wide Left Apparently you have been paying attention to your front office moves
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Adu, let it happen. Become the ultimate kelly fan you were born to be.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Seriously this may work.. Kelly’s fat ass won’t have GM power like he did. Baalke will keep him in check with that shit… If Kelly is just coaching like his first two years in philly this marriage will work and the Niners will have a top offense… Also say hello to the resurgence of kaepernick!!
Adusoron
You have to admit… for good or bad….Chip Kelly with Kaepernick will be very interesting to watch.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Niners made one move and already have the best coaching staff in the division
Lisa9er4life
I hope Gabbert gets traded to a team worthy of him. He is going to get shit on with Kelly as the coach
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Well hopefully with 400 plays on offense per game we will score more than 13 points…. so there’s that.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
ReTodd Wide Left This would be the final nail in the coffin….
Adusoron
Ancientage Ancient, it will be better than last year. This is an upgrade. The question is whether it is a 7-9 upgrade or an 11-5 upgrade.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Should be fun watching the linemen do Chip’s drills.
MTGriz
He’s Kelly’s friend. Rose an firing him is rumored to be why Kelly went after Roseman
Adusoron
Brew_City Yes they do, but gamble and Kelly were tight. Gamble got fired because of Kelly’s nemesis, Howie Roseman
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Hahahaha it’s happening! Adu is making the trasformation. Already finding a way to talk 11-5 next year!
Adusoron
White Trash Lizard #DHC You have really poor reading comprehension.
Brew_City
User Actions Followhttps://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR
Guess I might have to start running right now to get in shapeLisa9er4life
Gabbert did a good job with a terrible OL. It would have been nice to see how he would turn out with a great one. If Gabbert played from day 1 we would have made it further than we did
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Let’s add a little Chip Kelly to the situation in Santa Clara, and see what happens.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! @ 49ers
Too Short™
Adusoron To be fair, this is how I feel about your arguments most times.
Tribalsteez
Going to send a thank you letter to york along with Belgian chocolates
Adusoron
Too Short™ Adusoron We get along better when you are chill about stuff and don’t take ME too seriously
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Today is a great day. Somehow Jeff fisher will stay the 3rd best coach in this division.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
* tries to think of something positive to say. * Kicks wall and throws files.
DGdub
Exactly what I said.. As soon as Hue signed with Cleveland the flood gates opened..
He was the one everyone was waiting for..Adusoron
DGdub I wanted Payton or Hue. We didn’t get either for various reasons. Then I settled in on Shanahan. York went with the younger offensive mind.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
This GIF sums up Nav right now.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I actually feel bad for lisa because shes so sweet. The rest of you HAHAHAHAHAHA
SacSig
Well our season was a dumpster fire, maybe we should hire a coach that just got canned with a losing record from the shittiest division in football….what could possibly go wrong?
Ballon Knot
Since joining PHI – Kelly always kept an eye on SEA
He admired how the org was run & how the team was built – He kept the SEA roster on a board, to be analyzed
Former Seahawks players, made up most of PHI’s secondary – Maxwell, Thurmond & Maragos
~BKAdusoron
I figure Chip has probably learned from his last stop. You can’t go through that clusterfudge of a situation and not pick up a few things.
I also figure there is no way Kelly gets chosen over Shanahan unless Baalke has cleared this with free agent player agents to ensure we’re still going to be competitive with 50-60M in cap space.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Go get raped by a southern hillbilly.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig Look on the bright side…imagine how easy it will be for him to exceed your expectations.
Adusoron
Ballon Knot Agreed. Good point. Baalke and Schneider also tend to target the same kinds of players evidenced by the constant signing guys from each other’s cuts and practice squad.
MTGriz
Chip in SF, Rams in LA, Cards and Hawks playing great. There are going to be a lot of prime time NFCW games next year
White Trash Lizard #DHC
In all honesty of course the niners improved. Tomsula has no business even being a coordinator let alone a head coach. But chip Kelly is some gimmick offensI’ve guy who pisses off fans and players. So this was about as little improvement the niners could have had. Can’t wait for the intro presser.
SacSig
If Trent Baalke is still the GM after we go 2-14 next season I will no longer be a fan of the Niners until he is gone
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
MTGriz Road games for us. They don’t like what we usually do to opponents at home in prime time.
AZKardinal
Chip Kelly’s defenses finished 28th or worse during his three seasons in Philadelphia. Eagles had league-worst TOP last season.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig York has run out of people to blame. If the season tanks, Baalke is gone.
Adusoron
I would not be so quick to assume Chip wants to keep Kaepernick either. Just saying.
Ballon Knot
If it wasn’t for Baalke – SF probably would’ve landed a better coach
~BKBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
The defense players better start running like now.
FreeTodd
Adusoron Don’t kid yourself. THat is exactly what he wants for his O
SacSig
what decent DC is going to want to work for Chip? Is it possible that Bowman can be a player coach
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
AZKardinal TOP doesn’t mean much in his offenses but I agree he has bad defenses
FuckChipKelly
The Eagles defense played the equivalent of 19 games this year. Bowman may want to retire
Adusoron
ReTodd Wide Left Adusoron Not based upon what he did in Philly. He used more traditional pocket passers (albeit not very good ones)
Tribalsteez
OMG the defense played 5 more snaps than your average defense….what a travesty
halosramsfan
I hope I get to see an insider video of Baalke in fisticuffs with Kelly over Ricky Stanzi or Jacory Harris as the first draft pick!
Adusoron
Tribal Chip People on here didn’t read David Neumann’s analysis of chip’s offense over 3 years.
FreeTodd
Adusoron ReTodd Wide Left Dude he was doing everything to get Mariotta in the draft
Adusoron
Too Short™ Except he doesn’t have personnel power, Pete. It doesn’t matter.
FuckChipKelly
Fuck this. I’m done with this bullshit team and the bitch ass faggots that run it. They can all suck my motherfucking dick
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
5 more SNAOS IS A LOT TRIBE. FUCKIN ADD THAT OVER A SEASON IT’S GAMES WORTH.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ Zippy…HARUMPH! Reddit.
That’s a stunt, clearly. You can see she’s wearing a ton of padding.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ Zippy…HARUMPH! As if the camera wasn’t clue enough.
Tribalsteez
you’re acting like they dont have 6 days to rest , after playing 5 more snaps
FuckChipKelly
I don’t doubt it. He looks like a black Muslim. You know Chip can’t have that
Jive Lake Duck
Lisa don’t worry about babbert shitty kaep is our coach because we have shitty Kelly
FuckChipKelly
Your acting like playing 3 more games worth of snaps over a season isn’t a problem
SacSig
I need something to calm me down….someone post Kawasaki’s take for me please
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/SakamotoRyan https://twitter.com/SakamotoRyan/status/687712421448781825
Save your Kaepernick jersey’s folks because he will likely be back. https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hashFuckChipKelly
I’m so fucking furious right now. I almost caused a huge accident cutting this bitch off on the fwy, lol
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Adusoron I had the chance in Woodburn Oregon outlet mall to get a Kap jersey half off, almost pulled the trigger but couldn’t.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Welp, enough football talk. Who’s up for Mario Karts?
White Trash Lizard #DHC
If kap is back then this went perfectly. So awesome.
Adusoron
White Trash Lizard #DHC It’s almost like he never played champioinship quality football in the past……oh wait….
LoyalLARam
CHIP FUUCKING KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha!
halosramsfan
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! KZ Rider_
Trying to teach black people how to swim.
Jive Lake Duck
If I wasnt at work I’d be choking puppies and kittens right now
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Playing 3 more games not a problem – Tribe.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
The more I see a few people on here absolutely fucking devastated, the more I am liking this hire. By tomorrow he may be my favorite coach ever
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/687710172689641472
Now it’s clear why SF never moved on Hue Jackson. Knew it had Chip Kelly waiting for Niners the whole time.Adusoron
By the way, I think this is crap. Jed York spin through Schefter.
Munkster
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adusoron
Munkee I think it’s crap too. I thought it would be good to post.
Tribalsteez
I love how you guys survived Tomsula, but cant handle a good coach lol
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
*Looks on the bright side* It’s friday tomorrow at least.
AZKardinal
Look at the bright side 49er fans…. Baalke will be making all the personnel decisions for Chip. What could go wrong?
FuckChipKelly
I would have taken Mike Nolan over this guy. At least he understands NFL football to some degree
Jive Lake Duck
Now that the rams are in LA we have to compete for biggest loser-york
Munkster
Should be interesting to see how Chip manages this first offseason in SF.
LoyalLARam
I always loved Chip Kelly, just never said it out loud….Goo news? High Daft picks for the next three years
~SuhkjotVillage ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Maybe Chip spent the last month crying and stuffing donuts in his face then picked himself up and said ” I Can do this, believe in yourself”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
A division with two teams that are committed to a ball-control, run-game-first offense. Great place for a guy who says “Fuck time of possession.”
Adusoron
Munkee Baalke’s #2 and likely replacement if Baalke is ever canned
Munkster
I see Baalke being shown the door next year and Gamble being promoted.
Adusoron
KZ Rider_ how exactly have I spun anything? I openly laughed at schefter’s spin
LoyalLARam
Navorro You CAN’T..If I could handle 10 years of suck with the Rams, you can for sure do it with the Niners!
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Adusoron
Munkee I think that’s part of the reason Chip took the job. He sees opportunity to be with his preferred GM in the future.
LoyalLARam
SO who are the best players on the team? Well, lets get rid of them..
~Chip KellyFuckChipKelly
I honestly can’t take this fucking bullshit anymore. I have enough bad shit in my life that I don’t need to seek out pain and disappointment in my free time
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
York is purposely trying to lose. Fuck him
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
What is this “he won’t have player personnel input” talk? York specifically said the next coach WILL have player personnel input
Ballon Knot
The Chip decision, has the smell of desperation on it
From both Parties
~BKAdusoron
Navorro and Ancient will not like this.
https://twitter.com/SethWickersham https://twitter.com/SethWickersham/status/687709837858308097
Was told reliably that Chip Kelly considered trading for Kap, so assuming the salary makes sense the partnership could be really good.Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler No he didn’t you fucking liar
SacSig
I wonder how Chip’s interview went?
I’ll suck yer cock for the job
-ChipHe does have a purdy mouth
-BaalkeAnd a nice ass
-JedHIRED
-Jed and BaalkeZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
From a Reddit commenter:
What good is Chip Kelly without a patented Chip Kelly roster? His entire appeal as a head coach is how innovative his system and process are. Now he’s just a babysitter.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Steelers07 I have admitted I hate the hire but I hope I am wrong and will admit it
FuckChipKelly
Good luck attracting needed free agents with a coach nobody wants to play for. Genius move with a lack of talent and 60 million in cap space. Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck
Adusoron
Hondasushi isn’t so sure….
https://twitter.com/timkawakami https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687709749261930496
Tim Kawakami Retweeted Scott Loftin
Kelly has indicated that he likes Kaepernick. I have no idea whether Trent and Jed can or want to make that happen.LoyalLARam
Mr Bowman, how will you like being on the fild 50 minutes every game?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ballon Knot I think Chip sees things not going well this year, so Baalke gets fired and his own guy gets promoted.
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/687709274567348224
Kelly won 26 games in 3 years with Foles, Sanchez and Bradford as his QBs. Kaepernick must feel like it’s Christmas Day.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
…or being traded to Tennessee for a fourth rounder?
Adusoron
SacSig hahahaha, you think we’d try to bring him back? Man that’d be interesting.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig I made that joke about three minutes after the hire was announced.
FuckChipKelly
Chip Kelly never won a big game (National Championship) in college, because his scheme only works when his players are athletically superior to the competition
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m with you Blaine. I can handle A’s being garbage because I know Beane is not purposely losing I think York is. Better things to do. Bye NFL.
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/687708358699188224
49ers went with the highest upside and most combustible hire. Huge boom or bust potential.SacSig
I love this place – I have gone from never wanting to watch another Niner game ever – to becoming convinced the Niners are Super Bowl contenders in the last 5 minutes.
Highly Contagious Homerism is the FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/timkawakami https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687707938090168320
NFL source: One person strongly recommending Kelly to the 49ers was former Green Bay exec Ron Wolf.FuckChipKelly
I went from apathetic back to “seriously, fuck these faggots” in about 2 seconds
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/RapSheet
As he plotted potential moves & his next https://twitter.com/NFL stop, Chip Kelly was trying to figure out how to trade for/sign Colin Kaepernick. No need now.https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/687714029754839041 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=687714029754839041 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=687714029754839041Munkster
If it ultimately breaks up the horrible Yorbaalke union then it will be a great thing for the 49ers. If York can sit back and see Kelly and Gamble working together instead of York being in bed with the GM. Then there would be hope for them to proceed as a normal franchise.
halosramsfan
Just so you know, Jeff FIsher picked the Rams because of Sam Bradford!
*Drops the fuckin mic*
Steelers07
Kaep is not the answer lol. Kelly’s system requires accuracy, and Kaep does not have that skill.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
MUNKEE call me whatever you want. I’m done.
LoyalLARam
We are attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis. We can all agree about this
~AdusornAdusoron
I actually disagree with this take. Gabbert could be a good backup fit for Kelly’s offense.
Sloppybeast
Steelers07 Yeah, I don’t get this at all. His completion percentage is just fine.
Adusoron
AZKardinal I doubt Baalke would do this hire if they hadn’t checked with player agents to make sure their guys would consider SF.
HTown49er
First image I had when I heard about Shit Kelly being our new coach!!!
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/DonBanks https://twitter.com/DonBanks/status/687706933181165568
49ers got something right this time. I think Chip will learn from his Philly mistakes. And fix Kaep’s issues. Fit with Baalke the big test.SacSig
I feel a #1 offense coming – because our skill players are the BEST and Ron Jeremy just didn’t know how to use them
Sugar Dick Supreme
Jed York will be blameless and fire both Baalke and Kelly in 3 years.
10 years later the franchise moves to STL. BANK THAT SHIT.LoyalLARam
Aside from moving to LA for the Rams, the Chip Kelly hiring by trhe Niers is about the best nerws of the year
Adusoron
Another former Green Bay executive from the late nineties..
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/687706676619657216
Have been an unabashed fan of Chip Kelly, criticized for it, still think much of criticism is resistance to “the way we’ve always done it.”FuckChipKelly
I’m gonna go lift some weights in a bit, so I don’t kill someone
Ballon Knot
Two HS kids, just happy they have each other, as dates to the prom
~BKAdusoron
Hold the phone on Kaepernick. This respected scout has a different take…
https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/687706490732294144
Blaine Gabbert is a better fit with Chip Kelly than Colin Kaepernick, based on 2015.Munkster
I can’t troll it that much. I said Kelly was a better coach than most give him credit for. How the York-GM-Gable-Kelly thing works out will decide whether something good comes of it, or whether it is a circus.
Adusoron
Munkey, for you. Baalke’s days could be numbered.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/687705731039035396
Chip Kelly got to bring a personnel man with him to Philly — He chose Tom Gamble. Gamble is back in SF, has always been a Kelly advocate.Sugar Dick Supreme
Chip will deliver 3 top 5 picks for SF. *silver lining*
Munkster
If they’re going to try to put CK in Kelly’s system, they better draft a pass catcher.
halosramsfan
So not only did they hire kelly, he gets to make personnel decisions?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
HTown49er You know, if he threw 6 TDs in each game against the Rams, it would be worth it.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
halosramsfan No, so, he won’t be able to get the players he wants. He’ll be a babysitter.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Fuck you I’m deleting everyone’s post. Fuckin ban me afterwards. I don’t give a fuck
Sugar Dick Supreme
Baalke will eat his still beating heart before giving up an ounce of control.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ALL HANDS, PREPARE TO ABANDON SHIP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
LoyalLARam
Navorro Fire Baalke You are my buddy..we like freedom of speech, remember?
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/687718867045629952
https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash GM Trent Baalke sat down with Colin Kaepernick before the season ended. That olive branch may prove incredibly valuable going forwardSugar Dick Supreme
Lol Nav got some napalm and he’s going scorched earth. This is the 2st sign of the end times. 1st being Chip’s hiring. The offseason is going to be glorious.
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/BetterRivals https://twitter.com/BetterRivals/status/687715381885026304
Oscar Retweeted Orlando
Kelly’s defenses perform BETTER based on DVOA in the second half of games than the first. Addressed this on the showBallon Knot
Maybe this move, will bring back some of the missing 9er fans
Sure miss Coolbreeze
~BKAdusoron
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/687714029754839041
As he plotted potential moves & his next https://twitter.com/NFL stop, Chip Kelly was trying to figure out how to trade for/sign Colin Kaepernick. No need now.Adusoron
April 1 is a big date. Colin’s bonus and contract guarantee for 2016 is due.
Tribalsteez
Blame Chip,an offensive guru, for not having the best defense lol
SacSig
On the bright side – at least we don’t have 500 Fisher as our coach
Adusoron
York me in the bum – one more time do you think we keep mangini?
LoyalLARam
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!..Just heard Kevin Demoff of the Rams that the Blue and Whites for the Rams maty at least be a throwback uniform..I WANT IT ALL OF THE TIME
DGdub
This will be a VERY ENTERTAINING offseason..
Niners and Chip, Rams moving to LA, Seahawks SB parade…. Good times…FuckChipKelly
God, I wish I was a mod right now. I’d make nav look like a sane and reasonable person
LoyalLARam
TheAviator4102 Any D on the field for 50 minutes out of 60 is gonna die
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/timkawakami https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687719692849426432
Jed and Paraag spent several months bashing Colin Kaepernick and now they’re telling favored national reporters that they’re saving him???SacSig
How long will it take Chip to figure out Kaep can’t make more than 1 read?
Adusoron
SacSig He will adapt his system to fit Colin’s skills in ways that other NFL coaches wont.
Navorro Fire Baalke
This is waht you get me naming a moderator, I abuse my power and now you know my last name. Oh well
Adusoron
Mike Mayock is a pretty respected scout.
https://twitter.com/nflnetwork https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/687718609351651328
49ers. Chip Kelly.
“I think you’ll probably see a very efficient & effective https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7 next year”
– https://twitter.com/MikeMayockMunkster
I forgot your last name. Something with an s. I believe there was also a vowel.
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I am trying to figure out who will be better than Kap next season, can’t think of anyone.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Ancientage I like the A’s thing in background Ancient
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ancientage No it isn’t. Bottle is still half full.
Navorro Fire Baalke
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Everyone
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/Kyle_McLorg https://twitter.com/Kyle_McLorg/status/687721683650621441
Kyle McLorg Retweeted Ian Rapoport
I said Kap wanted to make it work. Was told Kap definitely wants to stay if the coach is Kelly.Adusoron
FuckChipKelly I like his analysis a lot. He’s not perfect (who is?).
hawaiianhonky
I saw at lunch the Niners got a head coach…..i lol’d so hard
Munkster
Kaepernick requires a strong white master. Not a players coach like Tomsula. Kelly could work.
Navorro Fire Baalke
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAERPERNICK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Tribalsteez
Kaepernick, or draft a QB and suck for 3 more years?
“FUCK KAEP! we want to lose!” – half the niners fan here
LoyalLARam
Thats OK Suhkjot and SacSig, we can rebrand you as LA Ram fans now…
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/687721633855991808
Peter King Retweeted Clark Quinn
Good move by Niners, giving a smart coach a second chance when he’ll be burning to prove the Eagles wrong.AZKardinal
In less than 3 years, Chip had the players, fans, owner, coaches, and employees all hating his guts….
halosramsfan
LoyalRam
Yeah we will take Nav also…the way that dude rants, he is definitely a closet Rams fan!
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/Eric_Branch https://twitter.com/Eric_Branch/status/687721359389032448
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash TE Zach Ertz said both Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly made him a better player: “I don’t need a best friend as a coach.” https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hashI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
its nice knowing the Niners have the best coach in the division again
hawaiianhonky
Adusoron hawaiianhonky how the fuck is he gonna get players to run chips offense
Ballon Knot
Probably best, You focus on the STL
Later, You might compete w/ SEA & ARI
~BKhawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – one more time We’ll give you tjack for a 3rd
LoyalLARam
If you live by Henet, it freakin LAW that you be a LA Rams fans, BMT!
Azfan1830
York me in the bum – one more time I agree now that Kelly is coach
Azfan1830
I think Kaep is 1 guy this hire will benefit. The other 52 will hate it
LoyalLARam
Come Honor Face LoyalRam Get a Gurley jersey before they run out!
Adusoron
From Hawks fan, former Field Gull writer, and a producer of Yahoo Sports NFL Podcast – Doug Farrar
https://twitter.com/SI_DougFarrar
Doug Farrar Retweeted Wolf
Kaepernick is one of the smartest players I’ve ever talked with. You have no clue what you’re talking about.halosramsfan
Thats the sucky thing. Because college ball is all shotgun spread pussy football, there are no rookie starting QBs in the draft anymore.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
FuckChipKelly I want Nav to go full cardiac and just see a bunch of random letters being posted.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Kelly wont have GM powers in SF..hes there just to coach.. niners are going to beast it
halosramsfan
Come Honor Face
They already allowed him to bring his own personnel guy. He is going to have thos epowers I think.
AZKardinal
Now get out there and run the ball Kaepernick!!!!
~Chip
http://imgur.com/gallery/M7RMsspLoyalLARam
I am almost about to pity Niners this year…..well mabye not..lol
Munkster
They had a butt load of ex-HCs on Tomsula’s staff. I wonder if Baalke appreciates having Gamble around.
Azfan1830
Come Honor Face Balke wouldn’t have hire him if he wasn’t planning on giving him “HIS TYPE” of players though
HELP me in vegas
don’t worry, AZ will join the pity party here after saturday
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/diannaESPN https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/687723492918206466
Chip Kelly had to change controlling ways to land 49ers job. Which works for SF, Baalke stays in charge this way. Also both love analyticsLoyalLARam
York me in the bum – one more time LoyalRam he’s exposed bro..he may never win another gaee again
Navorro Fire Baalke
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Sloppybeast
I’m excited. Kelly immediately brings some credibility back to the 49ers.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
in good news for DHC the niners will see a reduction in the number of black players on the niners
hawaiianhonky
Sloppybeast hahahahaha, credibility that there are racist head coaches
Navorro Fire Baalke
Sloppybeast BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AZKardinal
Baalke will be making all personnel moves and calling the offensive plays.
hawaiianhonky
niners now have to trade all their best players for ex-oregon dudes
Ballon Knot
IMO
SF won’t have another great coach, until Baalke lets go of his ‘controlling ways’
Or is fired
~BKhalosramsfan
Whew you guys are save then! Baalke put his foot down…he will be doing the drafting!
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/E_Reid35 https://twitter.com/E_Reid35/status/687722964687560704
…I wonder who the DC will beMunkster
49ers just traded Bowman to the Eagles for Kiko Alonzo and Kenjon Barner.
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lol its being reported that the decision to fire tomsula was pretty much made when Kelly was fired in philly lol this FO is fucked up
Sugar Dick Supreme
Nav will begin having optimistic thouggts of Chip Kelly and ban himself.
hawaiianhonky
With the 7th pick then the 2016 NFL draft the San Francisco 49ers select Vernon Adams, University of Oregon
Navorro Fire Baalke
Sugar Dick Supreme Don’t worry at very least I’ll lose my powers after Keal see’s what I have done.
LoyalLARam
All teams with an ex Oregon player, will probably able to make a deal with Chip
LoyalLARam
York me in the bum – one more time In Chips case, both are the same
Navorro Fire Baalke
York me in the bum – one more time up tempo 3 and out’s
Sloppybeast
I have been saying all year if our offense was on the field less it would be better for us. Well, here we go.
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Kelly and Kaep are a match made in heaven.. Niners will have a top 5 offense this season
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hawaiianhonky Come Honor Face in your mothers stinky ass pussy bitch
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I have a feeling kelly won’t like Hyde. Not the east and west runner chip likes.
Brew_City
“You have to hit him early in the game,” one of the coaches said, “because then he’s a different cat because he’s 30-some years old. If he’s hot, he’s really unstoppable. But if you get after him a little bit he has a tendency to throw one up (for grabs). Even if it’s a late hit, it might be worth a 15-yard penalty to get him shaking. But he’s had a hell of a year.”
This has gotta be from Greg Williams
Sugar Dick Supreme
Kelly wont be able to control himself and lobby to trade for Mariota for himself and a 1st rd pick.
LoyalLARam
WHERE IS TIGRE?? He has a classy new Rams avatar, and would be fun in discussing Chip Kelly
HELP me in vegas
I predict in 2 years, the cardinals fall to mediocrity and the Seahawks are battling the Niners for the division…while the rams continue to stock pile high draft picks and 8-8 seasons
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HH its true as fuck lol Kelly wanted to trade for Kaep wherever he went.. now he doesn’t have to
Navorro Fire Baalke
All right my boss is here, I better get off before I get fired.
Munkster
No one expressed a desire to interview him, if that’s what you’re asking.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Fuck Chip Kelly. Keal I’m not sorry. Might be last time I’m here.
Sloppybeast
The 49ers DL cannot be happy right now, but they will be better off in life if they shed a few pounds anyway.
Adusoron
Sando with some stat knowledge. It’s not as bad as reported, but still something to watch.
https://twitter.com/SandoESPN https://twitter.com/SandoESPN/status/687723645590986755
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash D played https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash-high 3411 snaps in 3 seasons under Kelly. Other teams averaged 3085. That’s an extra 1.7 games per season over avg.Sugar Dick Supreme
This is just the beginning of the future. You cant leave.
Adusoron
Maybe Baalke and Kelly came to an understanding about cutting down some of the snaps
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Adu niners defense is always on the field anyways at least now we can be scoring points
Munkster
I wonder if they will seek out dline depth. To facilitate the extra defensive snaps.
Ancientage
Hopefully. Kellys offenses have gotten worse each year he has been in the leauge
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Ancientage after he took over GM responsibility.. he wont get that power in SF hes just there to coach
Azfan1830
So, the Cleveland Browns have hired 6 coaches in 8 years, and Hue Jackson decided he would rather join that dysfunction over the niners, and the niners respond by hiring the guy no one else even interviewed?
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/Giants https://twitter.com/Giants/status/687725912696205314
Ben McAdoo officially named the 17th Head Coach in https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash Franchise History!Sloppybeast
This is great. I’m pumped. Kelly is going to run this division for years. PC obviously has early onset dementia, Fisher will hold down the “We Are Average” banner and Arians will soon cutoff his own ear and give it to his muse. I see no downside to any of this.
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Azfan1830 niners never offered Jackson the job
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/687725964290228224
Note that has to stick out to 49ers front office: Kelly took a 4-12 team to 10 wins in his first two seasons in Philly before a bad 2015.I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Niners wanted Kelly the whole time.. they did their process of interviewing people.. if they really wanted Jackson they would have made him an offer but none was given so it wasn’t Jackson choosing the browns over the niners
Brew_City
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’d rather have McAdoo’s err McCarthy’s offensive system
Ancientage
Way I look at now that’s it’s over. Kelly is my coach and I’m gonna root for him.
And fuck all you pricks talking shit…yer all a bunch of pussy ass bitch mother fuckers. Niners for lifeSloppybeast
I don’t usually lobby for myself much, but my previous comment should be featured.
Adusoron
Ancientage Ancient, i’ll give you a link that will allow you to look at the pros and cons of Kelly. Interested?
hawaiianhonky
Now we have to see that stupid fucking “time to run a play” clock twice a year
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THIS IS SPIKED MOTHER FUCKING KOOLAID AND THE NINERS ARE NOW LEGIT PLAYOFF CONTENDERS WITH THE HIRING OF CHIP KELLY!! BOOM
White Trash Lizard #DHC
The dolphins have more talent than the niners everywhere on their roster. Everywhere.
bry_paz
I like Kelly. Think he is a good coach. That being Said, FUCK THE 49ERS in their ureathras!!
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White Trash Lizard #DHC you also said Kevin Kolb made you guys contenders so… your opinion is invalid
hawaiianhonky
I ate Old Chicago for lunch and my farts are going to wreck havoc this afternoon
Tribalsteez
and we had fucking Tomsula and the worst offseason in NFL history
Adusoron
bry_paz Liked for the first two sentences. I appreciate the objective look.
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hawaiianhonky “omg that mans farts smell like dick”- lady sitting by HH
Tribalsteez
Come Honor Face White Trash Lizard #DHC he thought Tannehill was going to be good this year LOL.
hawaiianhonky
Come Honor Face hawaiianhonky sounded like a man porn coming out too
bry_paz
Sugar Dick Supreme The logistics are difficult. Takes some Calculus to define it
ChrisKeal
Chip Kelly hangs his defense out to dry. If he doesn’t change his philosophy (which he won’t cuz he is a stubborn asshat),.. the same thing will happen in SF as Philly.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Tannehill, miller, lanndry, parker, cameron, albert, suh, wake, grimes, jones…. dolphins have a lot more good players than sam fran. They will be better no doubt.
Brew_City
ChrisKeal Greg Williams provided the blueprint for beating palmer. You’re fucked
Sloppybeast
Look at how instrumental the 49ers are for fans and haters alike. This place is buzzing about their new HC all whilst 2 NFCW teams that are not the 49ers are playing in a playoff game in a couple of days. 49ers in yo head bitches.
Brew_City
ChrisKeal “Hit him early or even late. the 15 yards could be worth it”
Azfan1830
It is interesting hat they interviewed guys like Coughlin, Shannahan, and Jackson, then hire a guy like Kelly.
FuckChipKelly
Fuck Chip Kelly and any 49ers fans who support this fucking travesty. Keep sucking Yorks dick while he ruins a historic franchise with his bullshit. I’m done.
Munkster
I tracked his trail of destruction to this giant hole in the SKA wall.
Adusoron
Top Anti-Chip Arguments
1. Chip can’t manage and connect with professional players…or can he?
2. Chip’s offense is gimmicky and NFL defenses have caught on…or have they?
3. Chip’s up-tempo philosophy puts his defense at an inherent disadvantage…or does it?Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
*invests entire life savings in popcorn futures*
Munkster
Keal, when you have a moment, there might be some people for you to unban.
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SF is a dream for Kelly.. he gets an athletic black QB who is also white so he can only hate him half the time ! its perfect
Ancientage
I’ll never quit the team…the team and logo is above York and his gayness.
But you go ahead and get off the bandwagon…you can come back on when they get good in however many years you punkYoshii – the HOF panty dropper
So noiw we know the Niners are desperate…they hired the ‘racist’
Adusoron
Zippy…HARUMPH! you’re probably good on this investment no matter what happens.
bry_paz
White Trash Lizard #DHC Eh. I don’t know about that. Just cuz you overpaid a lot of guys, doesn’t make them better
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White Trash Lizard #DHC we needed this lol very chippy
FuckChipKelly
I will do whatever the fuck I want, don’t need permission from some alcoholic faggot
Sugar Dick Supreme
Did you order the code red? – Kawakami
YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID! – YorkI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Ancientage MFA is DHCs dad bro.. DHC got drunk one night and admitted it
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I love how adu is transforming right before our eyes.
Munkster
Nav got mad. I don’t know, at least 5bowls and MFA. You should probably unban 5bowls.
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper
At least Jeff Fisher knows how to use good players for half the season
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC he threw for 300 yards the game before
Sugar Dick Supreme
Lol Londley isnt behind cebter and David johnson is no Kerwynn Williams
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ballon Knot Yeah, but it’s like watching a hardcore Republican warm up to Bernie Sanders in a matter of fifteen minutes.
Sloppybeast
Nav is a welcher anyway, he was making us look bad so this is an mutual parting of ways. Nav meet door, door meet Nav. Have fun finding a new team, I hear the Rams are moving to LA and the Colts will take you as well.
ChrisKeal
Ok I will in about 20 minutes when I get back to my room. I am at lunch. NAV is no longer going to be a mod either. What a dummy
bry_paz
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper Lol. If you could get to 8-8 you would have a decent argument.
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“we were winning with our 4th string QB”
“bro it was lindleys fault!”
DHC cant even keep his stupid bullshit straight
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s their only way to try and troll. Our 4th stringers
Adusoron
DHC, I’m presenting lots of different tweets for discussion. Keep up
ChrisKeal
DHC go in there and unban the people affected by navorros temper tantrum.
bry_paz
If you want to run Chips offense, you gotta think Kaep is top 3 guys in the NFL to do it.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
This is the internet. I’m laughing at you. Stay with me.
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White Trash Lizard #DHC Lindley bro that’s your qB!!
Sugar Dick Supreme
Its been a peaceful troll session. Dont interrupt this!
Munkster
Because he’s nav. He is my nav, and I like my nav. He is special to me.
hawaiianhonky
Ryan Lindley has as many passing TD’s in the playoffs and Carson Palmer
Tribalsteez
People who hate Chip also hate Kaep, so I understand the reasoning
FuckChipKelly
Chips system worked for 1 year in a terrible division. That’s it.
Sloppybeast
Munkee if stopped acting like a bitch then I would stop treating him like a bitch.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Of all times right now you’re doing this? We have a lot more to laugh at right now
Munkster
Look what Kelly has done to our SKA board. So much anger and division. I can’t imagine what he’ll do to the 49er lockerroom.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’ll fuck with you later. Right now chip Kelly hahahahahaha
Munkster
I will kick you in your shins. You live in Michigan. Nav and I share a timezone.
FuckChipKelly
Exactly. It’s a fucking gimmick that depends on having superior athletes at the skill positions
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Can you please stop with this? I’m working, and do not have time to masturbate right now.
Sugar Dick Supreme
How much more sweet will this GB stomping be when Carolina wins 13-6. Immeasurable i say.
hawaiianhonky
If the NFL allows rosters to expand to 95 Chip Kelly may succeed
bry_paz
9ers are almost as disfunctional as the Rams. This is pretty awesome
Tribalsteez
lol Kelly got exposed using his 3rd qb in 3 years
His worst finish was 12th in yards and 13th in scoring
SMH
hawaiianhonky
bry_paz Niner fans are wishing Jeff Fisher were their coach, this is a crazy day
Ancientage
Everyone one here seems to live vicariously through the niners..which is weird
FuckChipKelly
His system only worked at Oregon because they were fucking loaded with talent. Still couldn’t win against a team with similar atheletes
hawaiianhonky
Ancientage you’ve been telling us about 5 super bowls for decades, this is what you get
bry_paz
Ancientage I do take joy in their suffering. Is that living vicariously?
Munkster
That average offense will be critical in counteracting what’s going to happen to that defense.
Adusoron
I’m working on unbanning (or investigating it). It that’s true, Navorro should not be a mod.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Someone banned MFA?? This aggression will not stand, man!!
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper
Get ready for your defense to be gassed by the third quarter
Brew_City
Adusoron Brew_City SKA could graduate to not making fun of retards
bry_paz
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler Really?! So we have no mascot? Fuck that.
Brew_City
Adusoron Brew_City even tho there are still plenty of Hawk fans here
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ancientage But you’re hungry for a corn dog, aren’t you?
TheAviator4102
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler That rug really tied the room together
Munkster
After recent feedback from Tribe and DHC, I’m trying really hard to be less of an apathetic, pretentious asshole. I’m also working on being less pedantic (thanks ancient). Honestly, I think that’s just who I am though.
Sloppybeast
It will be fun to watch who wins the QB job between Gabbert and Kaep.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Niners identity has been defense. Now kelly is gonna come in and try and run some gimmick joke quick offense with a defense built for power that will be on the field all day. Then after a couple years he will morph the defense into a small finesse pussy defense that will get owned
FuckChipKelly
12th in yards and 13th in scoring while playing at the fastest pace= your offense sucked dick
Tribalsteez
lol thats his WORST season, top half of the league ..I’ll take it!
hawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – one more time no DC can condition his players to be able to play that much
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White Trash Lizard #DHC dude Baalke isn’t letting that nigga get GM power
Sloppybeast
Getting the right DC will be important. Any word yet on who he might bring in?
HELP me in vegas
but TBH, i like the signing of Kelly. the 49ers needed change, and Kelly will bring that. Too early to call it a bad move
FuckChipKelly
Top half of the league while playing faster, therefore having more possesions, means nothing. It’s bullshit
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper
Chip will at least have two easy wins against the Rams….so he has that going for him…
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Chip Kelly is everything the niners were not when they were actually having success. He will completely change this teams personnel and schematics and not in a good.
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Niners defense is always on the field anyways and we sucked dick in the rankings this year.. might as well have an offense in the top 15 this year lol
Sugar Dick Supreme
LA Rams were only team with any interest in Manziel. This would be awesome.
hawaiianhonky
Where did Chip Kelly rank in yards per play, that’d be a better gauge
Tribalsteez
“a team must keep the same identity forever. Thats why Cards have sucked for its entire existence. IDENTITY!” – DHC
Adusoron
White Trash Lizard #DHC You don’t understand that Baalke is still going to draft his model of defensive player.
Munkster
I think it’s wise that they have lined up Gamble (who is buddies with Chip) to push Baalke out the door. The Yorbaalke union is disastrous.
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White Trash Lizard #DHC dude you act like we are the same team we had under harbaugh. you have went to great lengths talking about how much our team has changed so shut the fuck up
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hawaiianhonky top in the league his first two years actually
Munkster
Shut up you fucking ninny. I used small words so you wound’t call me pedantic you fuck face.
bry_paz
York me in the bum – one more time Solid argument. I endorse this
Adusoron
DHC, Kelly is not going to run the defense. I can pretty much guarantee you Baalke is going to keep drafting the same kinds of guys he did for Harbaugh on defense. He will also bring in the same kinds of guys in FA on defense.
Calm down.
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Matt Barrows @mattbarrows https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/687730145424101376
Chip Kelly told https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash in his interviews (plural) that he likes both Colin Kaepernick and Blaine Gabbert. Team, Kelly keeping options open.FreeTodd
The Onion is reporting that NFL is working on moving all 32 teams to LA
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper
By next January, Niners fans will have the torches and pitchforks out again and gathering outside Jed Yorks Mansion…
Brew_City
Kelly is very Pete Carrollish. Maybe he’ll learn to transform into Ellen Degeneres’ other twin sister
hawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – one more time honestly tomsula exceeded expectations this year
bry_paz
Free El Chapo In Vegas Are they moving all the other teams to other divisions?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
id take Gabbert over Kaep.. hes very athletic and has a better arm
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Since tickets are getting to the level where no one can afford them, why not play in an empty studio?
Navorro Fire Baalke
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper What you mean next January
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White Trash Lizard #DHC good thing he wont be doing that in SF
bry_paz
Brew_City Except he is going reverse. Where Pete said that he would only do it again if he could do it his way, Kelly is saying he will only do it if someone is telling him what to do.
HELP me in vegas
Kelly will strike down upon the Seahawks and the Cards will be a non factor.
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White Trash Lizard #DHC I lol’d fuck you haha
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Adu says Kaep is the best QB in the division. Hang on, I’ll find his article.
Munkster
YES, BAN EVERYONE BEFORE KEAL TAKES YOUR MOD BADGE AWAY, YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES BEFORE HE RETURNS!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
He was probably all ready to cut and paste it again.
bry_paz
Sugar Dick Supreme Nah. It is his passion. You don’t need to paid when it is your passion
hawaiianhonky
I don’t know why ya’ll hate york so much, personally i love that mother fucker
FuckChipKelly
Your wife is being gangbanged by a group of negros as we speak
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Tribe, what strain are you on right now?
I want some, for when my next major depression occurs. Whatever it is, it’s clearly strong in that regard.
Tribalsteez
changing my avatar from Gabbert to Kaep was just enough of a butterfly effect to bring Chip in!
hawaiianhonky
Sugar Dick Supreme Impossible, Sherman doesn’t have a butthole
FuckChipKelly
I’m going to our draft party this year, and I’m gonna get kicked out
Adusoron
Sugar Dick Supreme I am having trouble finding MFA in the system…
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
it was a combination of righteous fury and blatant abuse of power
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damn that got deleted quick lol it wasn’t porn!
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left lol its like your two front teeth are in a mexican standoff
FreeTodd
Steelers07 ReTodd Wide Left So not only are you a welcher, a fat ass, a liar, you are also blind
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left i wish i was blind having seen your picture. god damn no wonder your wife left you
Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC the same question could be asked towards you lol
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left first, Lisa. Now, munkey? pull your pants up you sick bastard
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Cam Inman @CamInman https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/687714875548647424
Nothing has changed in terms of 49ers personnel power, still belongs to GM Trent Baalke, who’s insisted all coaches have inputthis is key
Munkster
I wonder if Baalke does in season pressers next year, now that his job is on the line.
DGdub
Nav is banning people at a faster rate than Chip banned talent from the Eagles..
Adusoron
York me in the bum – one more time damn, we’re interesting to watch again, right?
Munkster
I thought you guys were pretty interesting to watch last year too.
Sloppybeast
Just knowing that Kelly is the coach brings a whole new outlook to the roster. When you look at it through this new lens, it looks so much better.
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You forgot your login info.
Munkster
You did a hand stand and your belly fat fell down over your head and caused you to pass out.
Adusoron
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! you were banned by Navorro and 4905 (and I) looked into it.
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Taylor Price @TaylorPrice https://twitter.com/TaylorPrice/status/687706644470337536
Kelly’s 3 seasons in PHI – Eagles ranked 3rd in points per game (26.9) & total O (392.8 yds per game), & 4th in rush yards per game (131.3).No shoes
Sugar Dick Supreme
You know everything that happens here. You are that sad. Dont act like touwerent lurking
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Sloppybeast AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No got back from lunch anf my posts were not showing up
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Adusoron AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Why?
Adusoron
Come Honor Face Points per game is a big hawk fan stat. Nice pull.
Sloppybeast
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast unfair banning is responsible for your pain and suffering.
Too Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Sloppybeast disturbance in the force
Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC why are you hysterically laughing at that
hawaiianhonky
Adusoron Come Honor Face except the hawks have had the best D the past 4 years
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Adusoron AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! WhaT a prick
Too Short™
Sugar Dick Supreme Oh man, I haven’t seen this one before! *watches own nose grow
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Some people in here shouldn’t be a mod. No maturity or self control
Brew_City
https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13 https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13/status/687735755024642048https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13/status/687735755024642048
No one talking about possibility that Chip cuts Colin Kaepernick & signs Bradford. Save money & get a guy he likes. Interesting possibilityToo Short™
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Fuck you! Nav is the bees knees
Too Short™
Sugar Dick Supreme LOL, I’ve been a fan since ’76. When they started…
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Kap I’d an ostrich nigger. Kelly’s scheme might be so simple and dumbed down that kap could understand it. Big things could be coming in San fran.
Sugar Dick Supreme
Lol Mike speakong on maturity ans self control. Lolololololol the guy who looks like he can put away 2 dozen boxes of donuts in one sitting
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Soon chip will trade 49ers 10 best players . They currently have only 1 oregon player. Hahahaha
White Trash Lizard #DHC
That’s why the league figured it out and he was fired
Munkster
Kelly just walked into a kinkos and asked them to print off a giant picture of an ostrich running for its life.
Sir Squatch
Brew_City Probably because they are busy reporting that Kaep being in SF was one of the reasons Chip wanted to go there and was looking to trade for him where ever he landed.
Steelers07
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! did this work the first time you posted it?
Too Short™
White Trash Lizard #DHC It was his bad decisions that caused him to be fired.
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ostrich nigger has to be my favorite insult to Kaep lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I forgot about the giant flash cards lol. I think we need to use those for memes in the future .
DGdub
Holy shit.. Just saw this on MSN… This is an actual town seal…. BMT getting choked out..
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Steelers07 AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! No why in the fuck do you think im trying it again? What a dumbass
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
DGdub Is that logo on the HS football helmets? Because it should be.
Lisa9er4life
I sent a text to my son that the Niners hired Chip Kelly
This is his answer:
“Hahahahahahaha!”
Sir Squatch
Just an FYI to 9ers fans, Chip Kelly is horrible as replay reviews
EDTGO
Chip Kelly come on down!!!
Lol
Don’t know if I’m excited or sacred about the hiring. Feel excited and got shivers all at the same time!I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
EDTGO Taylor Price @TaylorPrice https://twitter.com/TaylorPrice/status/687706644470337536
Kelly’s 3 seasons in PHI – Eagles ranked 3rd in points per game (26.9) & total O (392.8 yds per game), & 4th in rush yards per game (131.3).CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Fisher staying with rams and chip.is in san fran
Good we only have to worry about the hawks next few years
Too Short™
Adusoron I’m giving you crap, why you rescuing all the rif-raf?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sir Squatch So he doesn’t waste timeout between plays, he just wastes them on shitty reviews.
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You should worry about the fact that you didn’t know who Aeneas Williams was
Sir Squatch
Zippy…HARUMPH! No, he doesn’t challenge obviously wrong calls
Adusoron
Too Short™ Adusoron I just think it’s uncool for Nav to freak out on them
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! For someone who has owned season tickets since 88 I’m not sure how you missed him, especially considering he was the only good player on your team for a very, very long time.
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN https://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN/status/687736985797038084
Chip Kelly will sit down with Colin Kaepernick at some point and determine where to go. It’ll be Kelly’s call at the https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash QB position.CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
k1joyce from AZ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Cb for cards and rams?
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! k1joyce from AZ Yesterday “don’t know him” “oh the CB”
k1joyce #piedpiper
Sugar Dick Supreme He had no idea who he was until I told him
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Ideally I would love to see the Browns cut manziel and Kelly snag him up .
Adusoron
That makes it sound like Kelly has an open mind and may decide not to keep CK7.
Munkster
Sugar Dick, were you around when MFA tried to tell us that Alan Faneca played DT?
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC Mike doesn’t know who Aeneas Williams is
FreeTodd
Only one team is remotely interested in Johnny M from the Browns. That team is not the Cowboys it is actually the Rams.
Sugar Dick Supreme
Lol yeah. That shit. Oh my god. Hell we had him in 08 i think right?
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Vageta is way cooler than goku. Goku is the russell wilson of DBZ
FreeTodd
White Trash Lizard #DHC Look bitch we are friends, but I will cut you
k1joyce #piedpiper
Mike you don’t have to google Aeneas Williams I know who he is
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ReTodd Wide Left White Trash Lizard #DHC Goku is strong.. but hes a faggot most of the time a little bitch.. Vegeta keeps that shit gangsta
hawaiianhonky
Chip Kelly was a good hire, he’s good at coaching college level talent
Sugar Dick Supreme
Majin Bu was creepy as fuck but only bc hes the color of bubble gum
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Welp…. retodd is a faggot. He likes all the Disney Channel characters of DBZ
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
TheAviator4102 Taylor Price @TaylorPrice https://twitter.com/TaylorPrice/status/687706644470337536
Kelly’s 3 seasons in PHI – Eagles ranked 3rd in points per game (26.9) & total O (392.8 yds per game), & 4th in rush yards per game (131.3).Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC you are not just coming around to this?
Lisa9er4life
Ballon Knot They’re waiting for the mobs of protesters to susbside
Steelers07
Navorro Fire Baalke http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/louis-ck-whiteman.gif -chip kelly
FreeTodd
Navorro Fire Baalke You should start banning these fucks that don’t agree with you.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Trunks is probably my favorite character followed closely by vageta. Everyone else is alright but goku pisses me off with his happy go lucky bullshit attitude
Ballon Knot
Look forward to seeing the Kap again,..
… & all of the RW v Kap comparisons
~BKI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC exactly lol its like quit being a queer Goku and fuck that nigga up
Too Short™
Ballon Knot Being a ‘running QB’ will all of a sudden be okay again.
Munkster
The ironic part of this is that white comedians usually kill themselves or OD on heroin.
Navorro Fire Baalke
ReTodd Wide Left Navorro Fire Baalke I did, I was undermined
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Kaep will have a better 2016 season under Kelly than Wilson does with Ellen
Lisa9er4life
Goku had enough respect for Vegeta to bury him after Freezia killed him and this is the thanks he gets smh
Steelers07
because there is way too much gay ass cartoon bullshit being mentioned right now, here is some steak
http://i.imgur.com/JAZiz81.jpgFreeTodd
Lisa9er4life LOL, it’s just a cartoon….and a really shitty tattoo
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Lisa9er4life Lisa you voted for Obama your opinion is irrelevant on all matters
Sloppybeast
The more i think about it the happier I get. Welcome to SF Kelly.
Brew_City
It just hit from that logo KZ posted that the Seahawk is just a Flamingo with his neck going horizontally
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s a dope cartoon though. Only one I’ve ever liked
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
From a fan of the team named after guys who love packing meat.
k1joyce #piedpiper
At least Tomsula is a millionaire. He can finally open up that Italian restaurant he’s always dreamed of. He should move to Boston’s North End, he’ll fit right in
Lisa9er4life
Come Honor Face Lisa9er4life You believe in Chip Kelly -sign yourself in for mental evaluation
Too Short™
Zippy…HARUMPH! And Sugar Dick, a fan of a team who loves to diddle little boys.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Liked when trunks fought cell. Minus the 45 minute power up shit .
k1joyce #piedpiper
He can have a little 8 by 10 framed photo of Jed York in his office
Brew_City
Zippy…HARUMPH! Green Bay Packaging were the leaders in creating corrugated paper
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I wish they made trunks have a bigger role. He was an awesome well rounded character. He had the rage and strength from his dad but the good heart and intelligence from his mom.
Navorro Fire Baalke
Reading on former cleint that had anger issue, good timing.
Sugar Dick Supreme
When he say shut up you be quiet but when he leave you be talking again?
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
They’ve made two new DBZ movies in the past couple years. The new villain Beerus is one of my favorite characters now.
Munkster
You need to ban DHC for this jap cartoon discussion he’s having with retodd.
FreeTodd
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler They are making a new saga in Japan as well
k1joyce #piedpiper
Go Paul Allen
Q: What role did Seahawks owner Paul Allen play in Houston?
Kroenke: He goes to the big meetings. Paul told me he was coming. He called three times. He got interested in it. Paul knows L.A. He knows how important it is. Paul gets all the metrics, the Internet stuff, how you promote with the millennials. L.A. is hugely important for the league.
When I started working on this two years ago, I took Paul through the whole thing. I said, ‘This is what I think we can do here. I’m not sure we can do it all, but here’s what we’re working on.’ He was always interested. Then once we got to a certain point, he definitely got it. He got how good it was.White Trash Lizard #DHC
Might have to check it out. DBZ is one of the only things I was ever kinda nerdy about
Tribalsteez
People who are leaving the Niners ….good riddance to the fake fakes
I’d rather quit the NFL than cheer for another team
Munkster
*does gay zoomy things with bright colors and zaps bkob into submission*
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I like the original Dragnball as well, when Goku is a kid more about martial arts technique than stupid power levels
FreeTodd
York me in the bum – one more time Reading this post, I have one question. Did you write the script to Broke Back Mountain?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
HHs eagle tattoo that he says is a seahawk is still the best tattoo on the blog
Too Short™
Nav, fire up the ban machine if this talk about japanese cartoons doesn’t stop and soon.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Gohan is a fucking pussy. Let’s get that out of the way. Retodd we aren’t friends anymore if you disagree
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Todd has a tat on his left tit. It’s wide right
EDTGO
Just keeping my excited down until it comes out
There is not 1 person left I root for to be on the iron thrownCARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Navorro Fire Baalke fuck off you immature mod mudderfucker
Navorro Fire Baalke
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Navorro Fire Baalke and 5 Bowls
k1joyce #piedpiper
Navorro Fire Baalke Good he doesn’t know who Aeneas Williams is
Lisa9er4life
No one talking about possibility that Chip cuts Colin Kaepernick &
signs Bradford. Save money & get a guy he likes. Interesting
possibility
Retweeted by Adam Schefter
Listen to this circus!k1joyce #piedpiper
Lisa9er4life That would be beautiful, by the way. Might actually kill Jive as a fan
Brew_City
Lisa9er4life ya’ll better pray to whoever you deem holy you don’t get Bradford
Too Short™
I would lmao if Bradford went to the 49ers, *starts looking up more cross-eyed memes…
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When navs wife is bad he bans her from the bedroom
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You are truly hilarious
Navorro Fire Baalke
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I don’t have a wife
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Navorro Fire Baalke AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Ok husband then
Navorro Fire Baalke
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I’m lonely social anxiety full nerd
Navorro Fire Baalke
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Navorro Fire Baalke NA
k1joyce #piedpiper
So weird going to the LA Times instead of the STL Post Dispatch for Rams news
EDTGO
Only thing gayer than being a DBZ fan is actually getting a tattoo of it.
I mean can u imagine the dumb fuck that thought that was cool. Makes MFA look like the Dos X’s guy.Brew_City
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! http://imgur.com/ryOuDb7
The real SacSig
Great hire Niners. Chip is an excellent NFL coach with a proven track record of success and always earns the respect of this players. Plenty of reason to be excited in the Bay
The real SacSig
Munkee I though his people were a peaceful bunch. Did he learn nothing from Buddha and Gandhi?
Marshawn
Kap and Gabbert are the best QBs Chip has had in the pros…which is saying something.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Found a pic of Todd’s DBZ tattoo
http://imgur.com/1AUajJzRon LaCroix
Congrats to the 9ers on getting the best coach available. I was hoping you would drop the ball and wait another week….but I like a competitive division.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Noshoes this is for you my friend
Taylor Price @TaylorPrice https://twitter.com/TaylorPrice/status/687706644470337536
Kelly’s 3 seasons in PHI – Eagles ranked 3rd in points per game (26.9) & total O (392.8 yds per game), & 4th in rush yards per game (131.3).Flying Squirrel Theory
Chip Kelly hired, SKA goes into a frenzy. *cracks knuckles* *opens imgur*
Flying Squirrel Theory
Munkee im on the side of our outlandish black nigga players
Marshawn
I hated the process with a passion. But at least they didn’t go with Coughlin or Shanahan. This was the best option left for us. It’s a boom or bust approach, I have no idea what to expect.
Plumlogan
Couldn’t be more excited about the Kelley hire – but we won’t really know if he’s an improvement until he gets through a solo press conference without farting
Flying Squirrel Theory
Munkee KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) we dont have many of them thankfully
The real SacSig
Will be nice to see Kaep get another crack at QB. Was worried that his career might be over seeing as he sucks and all
Ron LaCroix
Ship’s proven he can coach – its dealing with NFL players that’s his challenge.
Munkster
Maybe Davis would be a guard there. Staley could stay at tackle. Boone at guard.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Thanks for filling in the Knowledge Gap on tuesday. Good read!!
Ballon Knot
Kelly needs to make it work, if He wants to continue in the NFL
Baalke needs to make it work, if He wants to continue, as SF’s GM
~BKFlying Squirrel Theory
Kelly will chase off vance mcdonald for sure, nobody be more black and ghetto than him
The real SacSig
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler I did my best, well drunken best, but it was no BKOB report
Lisa9er4life
Ron LaCroix Kelly can only deal with college players because they HAVE TO listen to him
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BASportsGuy @BASportsGuy Things won’t be boring in Santa Clara. The 49ers won’t play defense, either, but at least the offense won’t be boring.https://twitter.com/BASportsGuy/status/687704606181199872
SacSig
I’m pretty sure Kelly will make sure our receivers run 3 yard routes when the 1st down stakes are 2 yards out…so that in and of itself is a HUGE upgrade
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
It was both witty and informative. I had no idea Palmer was such a pathetic loser.
Flying Squirrel Theory
I cant believe we went from Jim Harbuagh to Chip Kelly in 2 years
LoyalLARam
I’m pretty sure that we will get the #1 pick in 2017….
~SacSigPlumlogan
At the very least, his uptempo offense should help Kaep from calling so many timeouts at the LOS
Marshawn
Good move for us. Eagles pay tuition for Chip’sNFLeducation, now the Niners reap the rewards. If they can get Baalke and Chip to play nice (which I assume is Gamble’s job), it should bear fruit. Meanwhile Eagles are over here down to their 4th or 5th option, because Howie fucking Roseman scares off all the good candidates. Joy oh joy…
The real SacSig
Chip is going to destroy whatever team is left in SF. Going to be another fun year, full of offseason chest thumping by Niner fans only to see their dreams shattered once again by week 3.
LoyalLARam
SacSig LoyalRam Only winners play in LA, so we have ti 12 games next year
Flying Squirrel Theory
Plumlogan The uptempo style will assure kaep throws 30 INTs
The real SacSig
Lisa9er4life noshoes2 It’s not entirely a bad hire. I’d like to see what he does with Kaep, but I don’t think he is cut out for the NFL
Marshawn
Kelly signed Sam Bradford after playing Nick Foles… He CUT Tebow. What indicates that Kelly wants aRUNNINGQB? Sure, that’s a “bonus”, but Kelly wants a QB who’sSMARTand effective making decisions, he wants a guy who’sFASTrunning his offense, not necessarily “fast” when it comes to foot-speed.
Kelly wants a FAST thinker more than a fast runner… And Gabbert? He can scoot too. Not Kap, but pretty darned fast himself.
I say it’s gonna’ be Gabbert and then either a 1st or 2nd round selection of a QB.I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
too bad Chip isn’t going to have GM powers noshoes
Lisa9er4life
noshoes2 Lisa9er4life I’ve seen what he did to the Eagles and that’s enough for me
The real SacSig
Come Honor Face Won’t matter, he has shown that he can’t control his locker room with guys he doesn’t like, so if no say over personnel, will create lots of tension and divide
Marshawn
The 49ers just INSTANTLY became contenders to win 10 games and the offense will be productive (though “consistent” will be anyone’s guess). I’m excited… This is a FAR BETTER HIRE than going w/some milquetoast retread. Maybe it doesn’t work,but at least Jed’s SWINGING FOR THE FENCES.
LoyalLARam
SacSig LoyalRam No..you need to Channel the 1970’s version of the kick ass Rams..Last time we polayed as the main team in LA Coliseum, we went to the Super Bowl
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
*Does a fake laugh to make it seem lile his joke didn’t flop*
Flying Squirrel Theory
My prediction is, we still fucking suck, and our team is in total mayhem by the end of the season.
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=mikejurecki @mikejurecki BA On his thoughts on the 49ers hiring of Chip Kelly: “Good for him. I like Chip. He’s a heck of a coach.”https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/687745542852481029
sf9ers4905
Not real crazy about Kelly, the other coach hires will need to be good. I didn’t want Coughlin
Marshawn
It’s the vision this hire shows that I love above all else. Kelly may be high risk, but he’s also high reward in that he could well be a transformative figure. I like seeing the Niners be at the vanguard of change and innovation in the NFL again.
LoyalLARam
As the main tenant of the LA Coliseum, Rams went to the Super Bowl..Expect back to back next year
The real SacSig
Chip isn’t the type of guy that is going to hide his feelings, he wants guys who have the same mentality. If he doesn’t have a large control over personnel decisions, will be bad for the locker room. What made him so good at Oregon imo, is his ability to recruit guys who bought in the same mindset and avoid ones that may have been talented, but bad personality fit.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
It’s rather fascinating to see the difference between those who leap into immediate despair mode, and those who just automatically drop to their knees and start slurping for Chip’s man-gravy.
Marshawn
Zone blocking up front.
QB needs to be able to be accurate and make quick decisions, which is why Kap is probably gone. Emphasis on mobility is overrated.
Lots of levels concepts and mesh plays with tons of crossing routes while usually having a receiver stretching the field deep to create open passing lanes. Generally has a safety valve in the flat for RBs to be an option for the QB to go to if nobody is open. He also uses unbalanced lines and other creative things that Roman used here to help the run game be productive.Chip Kelly is absolutely one of the best offensive minds in the game today.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal the Rams link on the STL Post Dispatch just goes to “Professional football” now
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
most of our guys played under the maniac Harbaugh.. Kelly will be a breeze for them
LoyalLARam
York me in the bum – one more time We are happy..ids this another failed tribe troll?
Steelers07
lol there are still 7 more football games to be played and this is what yall are talking about…
cknuckles60191
Come Honor Face – Except Harbaugh didn’t hate black people….
Lisa9er4life
Come Honor Face Kelly is a bigger maniac with no idea what he is doing
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
cknuckles60191 Come Honor Face hating black people is a good thing.. builds character
Flying Squirrel Theory
Clearly Baalke and York told Chip theres no possible way he gains control, and this is his last chance in the NFL if he wants it, hes only the coach,doesnt touch personnel. IMO this is the conversation they had, and they agreed to. Do I think Kelly honors it? No fucking way, by year 2 hes gonna want more.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Lisa9er4life Come Honor Face yeah just had a top offense his 3 years in Philly.. just leave that part out Lisa
cknuckles60191
Come Honor Face cknuckles60191 – Hey now…I didn’t say there was anything wrong with hating black people….
The real SacSig
Harb brought the intensity and was obvious that if he could, he would go out there and bleed on the field for his team. Chip is just a dick.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Carson Palmer has really steppes up his game this year. I think he will be Pro Bowl MVP.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
noshoes2 I truly believe Harbaugh would have cut his arm off lol
Munkster
I think Kelly and Gamble will conspire to get Baalke fired and Baalke will conspire to get them fired. Should be an interesting year.
LoyalLARam
Come Honor Face Lisa9er4life He had a top offense with Andy Reids Team the first year,,,failed the 2n half of year two, and failed all of the way in year three..lol
Tribalsteez
Oh no, Baalke wants to do his job as GM and retain personnel control lol
Flying Squirrel Theory
Im following Kawakami, its a matter of seconds until the first hate tweet comes out.
The real SacSig
Come Honor Face noshoes2 Have to respect that in a coach. Wouldn’t ask any of his player to do something he wouldn’t do himself
Lisa9er4life
Come Honor Face Lisa9er4life He tanked as soon as his offensive scheme was figured out. That’s why his defense spent more time on the field than his offense did
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – one more time INSANITY!!!!
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) he said it was a good hire
Flying Squirrel Theory
Come Honor Face KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) omfg lmao
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
noshoes2 Come Honor Face lol maybe in high school no shoes
Flying Squirrel Theory
Come Honor Face KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) wait till Kelly answers a Kawakami question wrong, and makes him an enemy for life.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Taylor Price @TaylorPrice https://twitter.com/TaylorPrice/status/687706644470337536
Kelly’s 3 seasons in PHI – Eagles ranked 3rd in points per game (26.9) & total O (392.8 yds per game), & 4th in rush yards per game (131.3).Loyal please read
Ron LaCroix
Chip’s not stupid – he knew he bit off more than he could chew. I think he’s relieved not to have the GM responsibilities.
Lisa9er4life
Reverend Ras Kelly isn’t Jesus Christ and Kaepernick isn’t Lazarus
Tribalsteez
I love how the people who are against Chip Kelly, want to keep Gabbert as QB haha
The real SacSig
At any rate, I’m happy the Niners got their first choice in HC candidates. Chip was definitely a hot commodity at the top of every organizations list. Good pull by SF
FuckChipKelly
Who cares. He runs a gimmick offense that leaves his defense out to dry
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time I love that your starting QB is Gab and HC is Kelly
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Gabbert and Kaep are the best QBs Kelly have had since he came into the league lol
Flying Squirrel Theory
What are we paying him? it better not be better than Harbaugh
Lisa9er4life
Come Honor Face Foles did very well for him year 1 as I recall
FuckChipKelly
I want to draft a qb. Not happening now. Just another fuck up from York.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Lisa9er4life Come Honor Face and then what happened to Foles?
The real SacSig
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Probably less, Chip didn’t have many options in NFL
Lisa9er4life
Come Honor Face Lisa9er4life Stupid Kelly traded him for Bradford
Tribalsteez
Goff is gone at #2, no one in the draft..no one in free agency…jesus
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I would fight anyone else for this nav
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) but because its you, ill let it go.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Lisa9er4life Come Honor Face and what happened to Foles this season?
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Navorro Fire Baalke You know it’s true
Steelers07
these qbs may be the best chip kelly have seen since coming into the league, but none of those dudes compare to the level of skill at the RB position. Bush is a surefire HOFer and Hyde may very well be the next marshall faulk.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Navorro Fire Baalke Fuck this team
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Lets bounce
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Washington Huskies for life
Flying Squirrel Theory
Navorro Fire Baalke KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) life = 3 more years
Brew_City
I don’t see why you think Kelly will chase off Hyde. he should work pretty damn well in his system
LoyalLARam
sc0tti..you should just give up, like Bum in the playoffs
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time are you sure that’s a good thing?
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BASportsGuy @BASportsGuy I hope this means https://twitter.com/LaMichaelJames is coming back to Santa Clara.https://twitter.com/BASportsGuy/status/687705858822688768
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
In the event of a water landing, please use this person as a floatation device.
Munkster
good behavior = browning playing well and entering the draft early
Tribalsteez
First people say Hyde is injury prone, now they’re worried Chip will chase him off lol
LoyalLARam
York me in the bum – one more time *7 million..and no, York is dumb as fuck..we all know this
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I made this joke thirty seconds after the hire was announced.
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=LaMichaelJames @LaMichaelJames Ohhttps://twitter.com/LaMichaelJames/status/687713646252699648
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Ron. Chips offense was a college gimmick and teams around the nfl caught on. You will see in san fran. I feel sorry for niner fans
Tribalsteez
its nice to repeat the same bullshit you hear , without understanding anything LOL
typical mike
cknuckles60191
Reverend Ras – He better get a haircut before they detain him at Gitmo….
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras I’d love to see Kaep as your starting QB. No hating here
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=timkawakami @timkawakami Only thing I’ve heard is that Chip Kelly let it be known he liked Colin Kaepernick. Don’t know Jed/Trent reaction to that. Yet.https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/685877123555299328
Steelers07
Chip Kelly’s draft picks have been:
2012 – fletcher cox
2013 – lane johnson
2014 – marcus smithZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
We eagerly anticipate “Kaep > Wilson, Round 2”
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York me in the bum – one more time fu been sayin this when he was in philly
Tribalsteez
lol….Baalke talked to Kaep week 17 about his future
Tim Hack should know this if HE FOLLOWED THE FUCKING TEAM
Sugar Dick Supreme
When everyone who trolls your team is happy you got the coach you did you should be worried Ras.
Navorro Fire Baalke
thought of Limachel James as 49er again, well that hurts.
Munkster
Baalke demands draft input from ALL of the coaches. Presumably to make it easier to draft the guy he wants because it’s not just him vs. the HC.
Steelers07
Sugar Dick Supreme im sure nobody criticized the hiring of pete the cheat
Magnum Pi 3.14
You guys are going to love the hurry up 3 and out offense.
Marshawn
I think Hyde is in for a monster season.
IF he stays healthy. He’s already missed more games in 2 years than Gore has his whole career.Sugar Dick Supreme
Steelers07 Sugar Dick Supreme For his cheating ways. Not his already proven flawed offense.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
And people who hate USC. Which in Seattle, is everyone.
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Sometimes tribe you just need to step away from your pc and think out what you are going to type.
Tribalsteez
Niner fans have always been split..
this is why we’re the most objective fans!!! not delusional like some..
Ballon Knot
If Kap comes back,.. Sure rushing yards, by a QB, will become great again
~BKThe real SacSig
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! damn tribe. he got you good
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time those are implants, not a wig
cknuckles60191
Chip Kelly certainly picked a tough division to make his comeback in….
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
noshoes2 I was stoked, but then, my mom went to USC and I was raised a Trojans fan.
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York me in the bum – one more time for the love of god its not a wig or rug or a squirrel
Munkster
Yeah, half of them like the 49ers and half of them like the Raiders.
FuckChipKelly
He took the only job that somebody was dumb enough to offer him
The real SacSig
Ballon Knot only put up 12 points, but wow did Kaep have a great day running the ball
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=TorreySmithWR @TorreySmithWR Guess I might have to start running right now to get in shapehttps://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR/status/687706500760866816
cknuckles60191
FuckChipKelly – He should have taken a discount to have gone to the Titans….That whole division stinks plus he would have had the QB that can run his system already in place.
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras not sure if he is being serious, or talking shit
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
#1 rushing offense, and a team with a RB they want to feed 25-30 times a game for the next 8 years. They’ll be lucky to get more than ten minutes time of possession.
SacSig
I’ve been reading more, I am becoming more and more comfortable with Chip. This is like having your dentist retire and finding a new one.
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=49ersGab @49ersGab HOLY SMOKES!!! So Matt is on Sirius saying that the reason why Tomsula was fired is because Chip became available!https://twitter.com/49ersGab/status/687707618735996928
The real SacSig
SacSig and the one you choose just got fired from his last job for fucking up everyone’s teeth
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Gurley and Rawls are working on their Hall speeches.
SacSig
DO NOT FORGET – Chip’s Oregon team belted around Harbaugh’s Stanford team back in the day
Lisa9er4life
Reverend Ras You’re a day late and a dollar short with this post
hawaiianhonky
SacSig i think everyone agrees he’s an amazing college coach
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=RapSheet @RapSheet Trent Baalke will maintain his power as the GM in charge of personnel. For the https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash, Chip Kelly will just coach. Which is good.https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/687708349845082112
k1joyce #piedpiper
knuckles I almost bought a Drew Bledsoe jersey earlier
Ballon Knot
His teas were also more finesse
Couldn’t win against great Ds
~BKCARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Tribe did you know while im having sex with my wife she pulls on my hair and it doesn’t come off!!
Tribalsteez
Chip’s offense is so bad, Billicheck and Nick Saban had him come teach them schemes
FreeTodd
Ras, just an FYI, everything that you are posting from twitter has already been.
The real SacSig
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! great post. one of my favourites
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Young children these days. They just don’t get it
hawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – one more time “hey, come teach me how you run your offense so we can gameplan our D accordingly”….sounds utterly retarded
FuckChipKelly
Belichick didn’t have him “teach him schemes” he wanted to add some of the hurry up shit to a scheme that already is proven in the NFL
LoyalLARam
Just so you know tribe, I am getting drunk in sypathy with you and SacSig
Munkster
You guys are bragging about Chip telling his secrets to other NFL coaches?
Marshawn
The Eagles were 4-12 the season before he arrived
And he got them to two years of 10-6 before it went off the rails.cknuckles60191
SacSig – Patriots tried that no huddle fast offense a few seasons ago….Worked nice to score points but exposed the defense by being on the field too much.
Magnum Pi 3.14
Munkee and jive when they were kids.
http://i.imgur.com/Xfr4Mph.gifWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
A chip Kelly style team is not going to last in this division…. Cards, hawks, and rams are all physical smash mouth defenses.
hawaiianhonky
I’m glad Pete Carroll doesn’t go around telling other coaches how he runs his defense, why…because that’s retarded
k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC I think that MFA is going to single handily bury him
SacSig
I am willing to name bet anyone here that the Niners score more points next year than they did this year
LoyalLARam
5Bowls, I was so proud of Suhkjot…he capriciously banned a fellow fan..DUDE HAS ARRIVED AS A SKA MOD
The real SacSig
Kelly believes in getting his offense off the field as quickly as possible, that is why he has perfected the hurry up three and out. That way his guys are fresh when they are down by 28 in the 4ht.
Marshawn
stop…people want to blindly hate the Chip Master. There is no reasoning to them
I’m Goku, you other trolls are straight Krillin
(used to go by Grabtree15 before the York Exodus of 2015)by http://www.sbnation.com/users/Triberius on http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach#354082715 http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach#k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam enjoy the nostalgia
Cinco Taças
i just read an article and it said pete carroll sucks compared to chip kelly, just saying
Ballon Knot
Finesse
Why He couldn’t win a Natinal Championship
Unlike PC
~BKSacSig
I’m even willing to avi bet any motherfucker here that Chip can score more points in the first 8 games next year than the Niners score this entire season!
BOOM MOTHERFUCKING NON-BELIEVERS
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Pretty good article that tells it like it is.
http://www.myajc.com/news/sports/football/st-louis-rams-fans-you-get-no-sympathy-here/np5MW/
The real SacSig
SacSig I’d bet that they will still be below 500 with a bottom 5 d in the league
LoyalLARam
k1joyce from AZ LoyalRam yep seen two times today already..lol
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=realjeffsimmons @realjeffsimmons One big issue Chip needs to address in SF. Why his offensive system wore out his defensive players. https://t.co/kbckqTtHFqhttps://twitter.com/realjeffsimmons/status/687751213887156226
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam k1joyce from AZ haha, i knew it was a favorite
FuckChipKelly
Oh no, we know his name now! (P.S. do it! He’s calling you out!)
White Trash Lizard #DHC
That and not losing the locker room I’m training camp
Tribalsteez
Fellow Niner fans…this moment in time might be alarming but I assure you everything will be fine!
Munkster
Done. However, with a giant disclaimer that I don’t know how much longer I can stand this place, so I might not be here. Probably will though.
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=AdamSchefter @AdamSchefter Now it’s clear why SF never moved on Hue Jackson. Knew it had Chip Kelly waiting for Niners the whole time.https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/687710172689641472
hawaiianhonky
What a chip kelly sidline looks like
LoyalLARam
I have been impregnated by York, and I am birthing emotions
~tribeMunkster
lol @ 5bowls posting some one’s name like he’s outing them. Fag.
Flying Squirrel Theory
My iunstinct tells me that this guys up tempo will work even worse in SF, without a QB at all, and without a good OLine or TE, or good WR matchups in any given game. Id say he wears out our defense even more.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Niggers talk… I’m sure most of the nfl players aren’t very fond of kelly. Good luck in free agency.
Lisa9er4life
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) He will force Bowman into retirement
WhiteRhinoPower
all the Black 49er players are now worried about job security
k1joyce #piedpiper
I’d love to see Kawakami’s thoughts on this hire but the fucking panface lizard blocked me
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Boldin gonna retire any minute now. He’s gonna be like fuck this shit.
FuckChipKelly
Sclereth was saying it’s terrible, because with our shitty o line we have no chance of effectively executing his running scheme
k1joyce #piedpiper
I hope Kawakami gets SARS next time he goes to the homeland
Munkster
lol, you lil’ bitch, you were one of the biggest flaggots at espn too
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
From what’s I’ve heard from him, I think he actually likes the hire, sees it as high-risk, but with high rewards possible. Questions the machinations behind it, and the ability of Chip and Trent to work together.
Flying Squirrel Theory
What we need is to become completely run first, protect the ball, be smarter, grind playclock (which Kelly wont do). Play conservative and let whats happening on the D side of the ball continue to happen. Meanwhile we develop a QB, and enjoy Kawakami tweets.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Hyde isn’t Kelly’s type of rb which is awesome. He will somehow fuck up his career
Lisa9er4life
Chip is going to fix Kaep’s progression problems? Highly doubtful
Flying Squirrel Theory
White Trash Lizard #DHC which is why he shouldnt carry more than 15 times a game, and has a top flight backup RB
The real SacSig
Scotti banned me once, so I found out where he lived, broke into his house stole his favourite mug, got a $2 whore to rub her syphilis infected vagina over it, and put the mug back in his cupboard. Now it’s just the waiting game until he finds out he is fucked.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
So Kelly chooses plays based on the color and consistency of his earwax? Interesting.
Flying Squirrel Theory
White Trash Lizard #DHC ie we draft Fournette after we suck next year.
FuckChipKelly
60 million in cap space and a ton of holes, so we hire a coach that no black player wants to play for. That’s the kind of brilliant thinking I’ve come to expect from York
hawaiianhonky
York me in the bum – one more time https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduNUlBT4hWPzC9y/giphy.gif
Tribalsteez
LoyalRam one of the downsides of being one of the most popular fanbases
Marshawn
Well i officially hate this hire..
Clearly the players in Philly all had issues with him and his coaching style. He doesn’t seem like a guy that is going to bring stability like shanahan would, more like a side show coming into town.
I don’t see how his fast paced offense is going to work with our roster, in the NFC west. It just seems that our defense (which is highly questionable) is never going to get off the field with the fast pace Kelly runs. NFC west teams have always been defense based and slow down the game… but this is the complete opposite and with our limited roster I just dont see how its going to work. HOPE IM WRONG.
What ties does Chip still have in the NFL to bring in some coordinators? Geep and Mangina arent going to fix nothingMarshawn
Maybe Chip actually learned something
From his time in philly
A lot of other teams run hurry up 60-70% of the timeSacSig
You know what I saw there HH? I saw that Chip’s offense scored more TDs in those 4 drives than the Niners did in 6 games
hawaiianhonky
SacSig hawaiianhonky ah, it doesn’t matter how many score if you give up 40
Navorro Fire Baalke
I was going to abuse my powers. I would ban DHC but I can’t
Tribalsteez
well i dont think you’re changing teams, i was responding to loyal’s pic
Magnum Pi 3.14
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I have a solution for you two.
http://i.imgur.com/HooUvJb.jpgSacSig
I just heard that Boreland and PWilly are un-retiring. They are excited to now have an offense that can score more than 13 points
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=NFL_Memes @NFL_Memes The 49ers are sure they can’t go wrong with hiring Chip Kelly because they don’t have good players that he can trade away.https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/687713254085386243
The real SacSig
Just found Nav’s facebook profile. Kind of light on the gold imo
Lisa9er4life
Bandwagon fans wouldn’t even be pissed about this hiring. They would just leave and go to another team. It’s when you are a diehard fan that it sucks the worst
FuckChipKelly
I’m sure playing 19 games worth of snaps is super appealing to dudes worried about their long term health…
Tribalsteez
dont have any bandwagon Niner fans on SKA so thats not a worry
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 Lisa9er4life Laugh Knut,,, your Super Bowl hopes will die soon enough
Steelers07
Lisa9er4life this is rich coming from someone who supports a team that died in week 6
Lisa9er4life
Steelers07 Lisa9er4life I never had Super Bowl hopes this year you idiot
k1joyce #piedpiper
Zippy…HARUMPH! The Bucs were flat out RETARDS to let him walk
The real SacSig
Navorro Fire Baalke I like his style. Disappointed he wasn’t wearing gold pants though, shouldn’t half ass it
k1joyce #piedpiper
Zippy…HARUMPH! but that is one of the many reasons they suck
Cinco Taças
if its not your uncle i bet it looks almost exactly like him tho
White Trash Lizard #DHC
This is great and all but I’m a little upset that I have to wait until next week to watch the press conference. York is going to steal the fucking show !
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=MaioccoCSN @MaioccoCSN Chip Kelly didn’t have many allies in Philadelphia, but his rapport with Tom Gamble helped land him job with https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash.
https://t.co/sJV0LdJ0Kbhttps://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN/status/687753499266818048k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal how much longer do you think the Rams Talk forum lasts?
Magnum Pi 3.14
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16711860/ moderatorjust now
This is great and all but I’m a little upset that I have to wait until next week to watch the press conference. York is going to steal the fucking show !
________
I know EXACTLY how you feel.
http://i.imgur.com/oDkobkv.jpghawaiianhonky
Steve O is going to be at the funny bone in omaha, he’s probably responsible for a few of my concussions
White Trash Lizard #DHC
“Pretty much everyone hated chip that worked with him on a daily basis but the niners have his one friend in their front office so it’s all good” -niners reporter
Navorro Fire Baalke
Loyal it’s not bangwagon when you are done with a sport?
hawaiianhonky
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) hawaiianhonky too much awesome? or not enough?
Flying Squirrel Theory
hawaiianhonky KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) way too much douche
Marshawn
This IMO is the correct hire
Which gives us the best chance of winning the Superbowl at some point. Also gives us the best chance to get a first overall pick – really could go either way.LoyalLARam
Navorro Fire Baalke but you love pro football..just relax and it will get better
White Trash Lizard #DHC
No…. just no…. you won’t come close to a sb and Kelly will have you just good enough to pick outside the top 10
Ron LaCroix
I think this is a good hire for the 9ers. Its gonna be different not having the tough guy defense & OL, but the games will be exciting.
hawaiianhonky
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) hawaiianhonky whew, i thought i was doing something wrong
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Yes the hawks and cards will be very excited to see chip kelly
Cinco Taças
lacroix is french right? u have a white flag for me to wave around?
The real SacSig
Leib Not sure that would be worse. Difference is negligible
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Or that browns OC.That was my dark horse favorite
Marshawn
For all the complaining about the process, it seems to me they took a sensible approach – they knew Chip really wanted to come here when he reached out to us. So they interviewed others, considered whether there was anybody better (they may or may not have wanted Jackson as a HC coach, but perhaps he refused – we may never know).
LoyalLARam
At the Inglewood facility, there will be NFL themed basr…totally wired with the Red Zone playing,all wired and easy for fantasy football followings..So there maybe like Raider bars and other team themed bars…..It’s going to be off the hook..Sc0tti will be so impressed, he’ll be turning int a Rams fan soon
Lisa9er4life
Reverend Ras Which side of the fence are you on now? I lost track
Marshawn
Kelly is a boom or bust guy and certainly won’t be another Jeff Fisher.
I don’t know what it means for Kaepernick, but I know that in 2013 Kelly almost traded for Kaepernick before the 49ers backed out of the deal. I almost think it’s unfair to hold 2015 against him because his coaching was so awful. But I wouldn’t be surprised to see the 49ers take a QB at some point in the draft, maybe someone like Dak Prescott.The real SacSig
Well I’ve got work to do. Looking forward to the layup trolling of Kelly and SF. I love shooting fish in a barrel
k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal they will probably keep the forum but change the name. I wished I was in STL right now apparently there are all sorts of autographed jerseys being tossed in front of Rams Park. You could make some money on that shit
Ballon Knot
Both are just happy to have someone
Each feared they wouldn’t have a date to the prom
You can smell the desperation & relief
~BKk1joyce #piedpiper
Reverend Ras Calm down on Fisher he’s not your problem. You should be happy you don’t have another Tomsula.
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Ras uh you are just ras. That’s all i gots about that
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
So first thing chip will do is get rid of garlic fries and bring in philly cheesesteaks
k1joyce #piedpiper
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! HAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY
Navorro Fire Baalke
49ers5bowls How do you know I was not talking about Prescott, he’s not NFL QB
Marshawn
Eagles fan here
I think you guys got a steal. Chip as a coach and culture builder should be great. The biggest problem is him wearing too many hats at once. Chip also finally has a franchise type QB who is somewhat familiar with the uptempo offense he runs and he’ll have a front office that he’s familiar with and that he respects in terms of football evaluation. I think he’ll learn from the mistakes he made in Philly. He’ll probably make more of an effort to connect with his players and not use intermediaries to communicate with his coaches. Most importantly I think he’ll be all in to expand his playbook and innovate on the offensive end.
I wish you guys and Chip all the luck in the world..unless you face us :P.
Oh and you’ll need a defensive genius to head up your D with Chip at helm.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/bebin on http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach#354092603 http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/14/10761274/49ers-hire-chip-kelly-as-head-coach#Munkster
https://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN
From https://twitter.com/RattoCSN: “49er football has ended its safe phase and is now steering itself back into the high seas.”White Trash Lizard #DHC
Heard rams are changing their logo and might change uniforms
FreeTodd
HTown49er Just so happens I am not doing anything for the next 20 years
Marshawn
ReTodd Wide Left Reverend Ras Niners just Won the Day.
This is a big win for an organization this dysfunctional. Niners management and Chip Kelly both need fresh starts and appear to be willing to learn from their mistakes. Kelly is a bit of a mad-genius micro manager much like Bill Walsh. Give him a great defensive coordinator and you could have something special.k1joyce #piedpiper
White Trash Lizard #DHC I’m sure you’re just chilling there
k1joyce #piedpiper
I wouldn’t go near Rams Park right now in STL. MB3 is probably on a nearby roof looking for Kroenke thru his scope on a sniper rifle.
MTGriz
I see Ras is copying and pasting from comment sections again. Lol
FreeTodd
Ras it looks like you are trying to sell yourself on the deal. Sure as hell isn’t going to work on me. This Chip Kelly signing is going to destroy your locker room
Marshawn
MTGriz If you don’t think Chip was the best coach on the market…we’ll just have to agree to disagree.
Belichick gave Chip a huge vote of confidence, and this guy has had ridiculous success everywhere he went. Despite some foibles in the GM department, the man had a ridiculously good offense with Nick Foles, Mark Sanchez and at times Sam Bradford, at the helm. That’s just stupid. You need arrogance and confidence in a head coach, though I also think being humbled by being dismissed in Philly will galvanize an ethic to reflect on what went wrong and improve from there. Bill Belichick did it. Pete Carroll did it. Dick Vermeil did it. I think Chip is a perfect blend of alpha and intellect, and you need that to succeed. Here’s to hoping York gives him the chance to do that.Flying Squirrel Theory
Reverend Ras MTGriz you had this copied and pasted it?
Marshawn
ReTodd Wide Left I like that Chip really wanted to be a 49er
he reached out to SF and waited patiently for them to run their process- also could potentially get the most out of this roster (if a professional OL is built)CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
This is fraud i would never eat a kit kat that way! That pic is blasphemous. That poor kit kat getting abused
Flying Squirrel Theory
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! http://imgur.com/XhLDk66
MTGriz
Has Adu talked himself into this yet? He has to of, it’s been a couple hours already
LoyalLARam
It’s fun hearing all of the old Ram stars excited about the Rams returning..Rams lease payments will help restore the Coliseum for USC football…
MTGriz
He really proved us wrong about the 49ers when he was doing this during summer
Navorro Fire Baalke
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Fuck you I’m banning you again.
MTGriz
Well damn. Good thing the 49ers fired the highly successful but pain in the ass HC and then a year later hired a unsuccessful but pain in the ass HC
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Kelly is the best coach in the division … Niners will sweep the division rivals this year
Marshawn
MTGriz I think one of the important things to do here is bring in assistants who challenge Chip creatively.
Guys who have run different schemes from from his, and who have strong opinions about how things should be done. It can be volatile, and we didn’t handle it well with Harbaugh, but if you strike the right balance of guys who respect each other and whose opinions differ enough that everyone can learn from each other and their ideas can be composited into something greater than the sum of its parts, it can work beautifully. Being ahead of the curve isn’t about one genius building something that fits his vision perfectly, it’s about facilitating a composition of many different ideas that ends up being even better than any one person’s vision.
Said another way, Chip needs the Larry Kasdan to his George Lucas.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Update………
CHIP KELLY AND BALKE SUCKk1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam User Actions Followinghttps://twitter.com/SamFarberLive
Today on https://twitter.com/TheBeast980
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rams?src=hash https://twitter.com/kdemoff on uniform colors
“we are not going back to the blue and white…they could come back as a throw backThis name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Tribe is prancing around all giddy.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
He gracefully tucked his pecker.
Marshawn
This guy was endorsed by Bill Belichick
Honestly, nobody should be allowed to trash on Chip Kelly just for that.LoyalLARam
Chip Kelly is a FABULOUS hire
~tribehawaiianhonky
Reverend Ras Did you know bill o’brien is the most successful coach that was under belichick
k1joyce #piedpiper
leatherneckram If they go back to the blue/yellow I will be quite pleased. Still though, having those as the throw back would be great
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Let’s talk secular math…
Chip Kelly + Baalke + NFW West = the new Rams.
KoasterKoufos
Plenty of time for trollin’ when were watching the Panthers and Pack play for the NFC championship.
Let’s just bask in the glory that is the 49ers for today.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
LoyalRam He wanted him all year.
k1joyce #piedpiper
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS good job connecting those dots
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
k1joyce from AZ This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS That one is free
Navorro Fire Baalke
KoasterKoufos Agree on first part, second part NOOOOOOOOO
LoyalLARam
Demoff says it takes 2 years to change a teams uniforms…..Expect the new uni’s when we get in Inglewood
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Has anyone watched Making a Murderer on Netflix?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Come Honor Face Indeed, nuts
ChrisKeal
Navarro I know you are upset about Chip but cheer up,.. I also just took away your mod badge!
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Come Honor Face interesting as fuck
k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal which STL media guy are you looking forward to getting rid of most
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam Let’s wear leather that would be great for concussions
ChrisKeal
Munkee LOL you are the one who told me he was running around like a little tyrant deleting comments and banning people.
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam k1joyce from AZ Let’s hear the top 3. I can give you mine
1) Shane Gray
2) Bernie
3) The Two BensI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
cknuckles60191 Come Honor Face maybe Singletary
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
http://money.cnn.com/2015/12/24/news/economy/selling-home-housing-market/
I was going to post this on my business FB but then it has to talk about how agents are offering reduced commissions. NoChrisKeal
Navorro Fire Baalke Zippy…HARUMPH! You’d fit right in on the NFCE board. Just switch teams, your Niners are fucked anyways.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
KoasterKoufos COLBURN TOO
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=timkawakami @timkawakami 49ers hire Chip Kelly: He’s the most talented candidate available to them, but this is a formula for another c… https://t.co/yWTzmCt63rhttps://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687760499254018050
Navorro Fire Baalke
ChrisKeal Navorro Fire Baalke Zippy…HARUMPH! I did because fuck the 49ers
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ChrisKeal So is that place just people banning each other all the time now?
k1joyce #piedpiper
Loyal I am going to miss the shit out of Jim Thomas though. He is/was an awesome beat writer
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Nav fuck you you piece of shit. You have no business being a mod!
HTown49er
I heard their paying Chips salary with burger king gift cards?
ChrisKeal
LOLhttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
The advantage for the 49ers is that they don’t have any really good players for Chip Kelly to trade away.https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/685321853011795968 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=685321853011795968 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=685321853011795968Navorro Fire Baalke
Thank you Keal, I appreciate you giving me these powers even though you know I would abuse them like a crocked Cop.
ChrisKeal
Navorro Fire Baalke I honestly didn’t think you would,.. but your welcome.
Marshawn
The one thing I will say with Chip is
when he was just coaching, the Eagles won 10 games twice. It only really seemed to fall apart when he started doing his personnel/GM thing. And he does seem to have an innovative offensive mind, which is what this team really needs.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Tim getting the hammer and nails ready.
“With these two dour personalities, I just can’t see how that will work over the long haul.
Baalke is a run-the-ball, own-the-line-of-scrimmage guy who likes to peer over the shoulder of his coach and occasionally work with the defensive backs on his own.
Baalke also has his own large domain in the 49ers offices and has fended off many others who have tried to encroach on that.
And Kelly is a proven power-grabber from his time with the Eagles, who runs a wild spread offense and has been known to kill his own defense because the offense moves so fast (and punts so quickly).”CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Keal before you make people mods Make sure you run a background check And a brain function scan
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Navorro Fire Baalke AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! You are a fucking idiot moranic fool
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Niners defense was always on the field anyways… there is no difference lol except that we can actually score points now
Marshawn
From what I’ve seen, the most common complaint about Kelly and the end of his tenure with the Eagles is that he cannot connect on a human level with his players, leading to comments suggesting his players “quit” on him and that Kelly had “lost the locker room.” And there’s no question many of the http://deadspin.com/the-eagles-sure-seem-to-have-hated-playing-for-chip-kel-1750287979 http://deadspin.com/lesean-mccoy-chip-kelly-got-rid-of-all-the-good-black-1702543321 http://www.csnphilly.com/football-philadelphia-eagles/brandon-boykin-chip-kelly-uncomfortable-around-grown-men-our-culture http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25330726/ex-nfl-coach-eagles-players-dont-like-the-way-chip-kelly-does-things http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20160101_Chip_Kelly_s_mixed_messages_led_to_downfall.html http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2538528-eagles-players-say-chip-kellys-dictatorial-style-is-the-issue-not-racism http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/12/30/10688438/philadelphia-eagles-players-chip-kelly-fired-locker-room-support-about-timehttp://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/12/29/10686130/philadelphia-eagles-release-chip-kelly-fired-jeffrey-lurie-head-coach-players-locker-room?_ga=1.254004680.1523330522.1409528280 Eagles, both anonymously and on the record, haven’t been glowing.
The problem with these sort of narratives is that they’re often lazy, hindsight-driven excuses for poor play on the field. I’m not denying that some players may not like Kelly or the way he does things. But in nearly any work environment it’s naive to assume that everyone has the warm and fuzzies for their boss, let alone all 53 players on an NFL roster. Locker rooms are diverse places with people of myriad different backgrounds and life experiences; everyone is not going to get along at all times and it’s hardly a prerequisite for success.
Yet year after year, conveniently following blowouts or at the tail end of rough seasons, quotes from a few disgruntled players (or inferences made by a few reporters) are used as evidence that a team or unit has quit en masse on its head coach. Before the Eagles could quit on Chip Kelly, http://articles.philly.com/2012-12-31/sports/36065232_1_andy-reid-jeffrey-lurie-head-coach http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/21474460/eagles-players-quit-on-reid-before-eagles-brass-could-fire-him, too. Tom Coughlin’s resignation this week will finally put an end to http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-annual-pursuit-of-quitting-on-tom-coughlin/that dates back to his first season in New York. And back in October, after losing to the Matt Hasselbeck-led Colts and dropping to 1–4, http://sportsnaut.com/2015/10/report-some-houston-texans-players-have-already-checked-out-on-coaches/; Houston went on to win eight of their final 11 contests and will be playing on the opening weekend of the playoffs.Ballon Knot
If Baalke wasn’t so insecure – SF would probably have a better HC right now – JH or other
~BKFreeTodd
I just don’t see CK7 being effective in an up tempo Chip Kelly offense
Navorro Fire Baalke
Keal I still have mod powers. I got MFA before I told you this.
Munkster
i’m reliving some of my favorite nav moments from the past hour
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee Nope, cockroach fucker
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ReTodd Wide Left he would be great.. since he doesn’t have to think just react
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left I would have
Ballon Knot
FWIW
RW would be better in Chips’ offense, than Kap or Gabbert
~BKMarshawn
It would be difficult to argue those extra snaps had a negative impact on Philadelphia’s defensive production. The Eagles finished with an average or better defensive DVOA rank in each of the past two seasons (10th in 2014, 17th in 2015), and were better in the second half than the first half in every season Kelly was in town, per Football Outsiders.Rather than wilting away at the end of games the way those pounding the time-of-possession drum would have you believe, Kelly’s defenses consistently grew stronger as the game went on, and you could argue superb conditioning due to Kelly’s http://grantland.com/features/chip-kelly-philadelphia-eagles-nfl-influence/ played a role in the Eagles’ second-half improvement.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! WTF
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Ive never been banned.. im the asshole everyone loves… which sounds super gay but you get what I mean
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
leatherneckram chip can only hate him half the time
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS This name will curse the Seahawks. Go Panthers! Creepy right?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
HOW THE FUCK IS THE NATION SO FUCKING DUMB THAT TRUMP IS LEADING THE POLLS
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
IT’S A FUCKING DISGRACE.
Munkster
so then i banned bader and told him he was next if he didn’t demod me
ChrisKeal
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Chip Kelly just got another job so…
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS just highlights the problem in the US
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Because people are pissed at the establishment. He has tapped into that anger. Not hard to follow
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Kaep doesn’t stand he sits in the bench
Munkster
i banned his face as a warning, which is why he has a drawing of his face for an avi now
Steelers07
trump probably isnt leading the nation. those polls dont mean shit and most of those numbers are completely made up
FreeTodd
BFS, it is the same dumb bastards on the other side that like Hillary, because she is a woman.
LoyalLARam
Rams relocating to LA will help the whole NFC West…Aside for playing for the greatest team in the NFC West….all the rest of you fuckers can tell FA’s “You get to play in LA one time a year!”
SIGNEDMarshawn
Take a look at the top of the current NFL head coach hierarchy — Bill Belichick, Bruce Arians, Pete Carroll, Ron Rivera, Mike Zimmer — and you’ll find that nearly every one of them were cast aside at some point in their career.
There’s no guarantee Kelly will join that group, but if he doesn’t it’s unlikely it will be because of the reasons listed above. Nearly everything about Kelly’s past points to a coach who will adapt and be able to make the adjustments necessary to find success at his next stop.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS IT’S A REALITY SHOW. IT’S LIKE A NIGHTMARE. I WANT ANY ONE ELSE, LIKE ANY ELSE, EVEN A HOMELESS MAN.
ChrisKeal
Munkee I think he still thinks he has a mod badge? Maybe he has;t refreshed yet.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left I HATE HILLARY WITH A PASSION. LIAR, CHEAP, DISGRACE.
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/timkawakami
I said Kelly is the best the 49ers could’ve hired, probably. Yet Baalke gets his media pals to come after me. SENSITIVE!Marshawn
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The 49ers could have hired Jesus Christ and Kawakami would complain that it took him three days to rise from the dead instead of one.</p>— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) <a href=”https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/687760608368799745″>January 14, 2016</a></blockquote>
<script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam I think it’s safe to say Jenkins will be back .. in all his maddening glory
k1joyce #piedpiper
Reverend Ras I’m with you guys on this, Kawakami is fucking worthless
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
BK before we found X ray on espn I used to flag people who were arguing with each other and then laugh my ass off as they argued about who was flagging and then began flagging each other lol worked like a charm
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam k1joyce from AZ Jenkins has stayed out of trouble, I’ll give him some credit
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Like will I actually have to vote for Cruz. I want to punch shit really bad now.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee Email me your full, name I’ll vote for you.
ChrisKeal
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You should vote for Trump. He is not gonna win a general election. Cruz might.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee But then Trump will get elected.
Navorro Fire Baalke
I’m out of here. I did next to nothing today. Make up for it Saturday. Fuck Kelly
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Alright, I’m panicking now.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Maynard was crying one time about someone serial flagging him… I got annoyed so I flagged him and her got perma banned lmfao I kinda felt bad it was funny watching him freak out over it though
ChrisKeal
Trump is not gonna win the primary. All polls will point to him winning and then he won;t and he will be flabbergasted and act like the fix was in.
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam https://twitter.com/FredNBCLA https://twitter.com/FredNBCLA/status/687286823479951360
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chargers?src=hash colossal fumble. Misread the room from the beginning. Indecision will doom them to second team status in Los Angeles if they moveMarshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=timkawakami @timkawakami Pom-poms for 5-11 and the Greatness of Trent. https://t.co/6FbmoHbwSahttps://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/687766216413298688
cknuckles60191
ChrisKeal – He’s got my vote just for saying the Muslims should be tossed….
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I may even be okay with God talk form our POTUS.
Ballon Knot
Kap strikes Me as the type to hold a grudge
You know He hates Baalke & York
~BKTribalsteez
I love how we hire the best coach on the market and people still hate on it
k1joyce #piedpiper
Reverend Ras Tribe can you please put this douche out of his misery?
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time i believe the best coach got hired first
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – one more time best coach in the division
KoasterKoufos
Stay. Work with Kelly. Put up a huge year. Holdout.
Sweet revenge.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Obama should just get 8 more years.
Ballon Knot
Baalke low balled his contract,.. Promised to resign key guys,… Etc
~BKBrew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS *puts on poncho and goggles*
ChrisKeal
Was he the best guy left to hire?.. yes but his name was mud in Philly. His players were stoked when he got fired.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS WHO IS BETTER?
Brew_City
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Brew_City *raises hand*
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Wait, you mean the (R) debate has started already?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Brew_City This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS You poofed
DGdub
I heard Kaep hates the Niners organization for how they handled his injury.. He basically had to go out on his own to get surgery, cause the organization wasn’t sold he needed it.. Or, something along those lines..
Tribalsteez
Paraag was responsible for the contract, as is his responsibility
Do you get all your news from Tim Kamakazi?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Zippy…HARUMPH! They ALL SUCK HUGE WHALE DICK
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Zippy…HARUMPH! They need to get all that shit pumped out.
Brew_City
I don’t get why Philly fans look at it as a bad of honor that they run everyone out of their town.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Zippy…HARUMPH! At least Bernie is a decent human but I don’t agree with a lot of what he wants to do.
Munkster
Battles, do you want my pseudo-fake email address that I can access?
Brew_City
ChrisKeal Brew_City Philly is SKA in real life. That makes sense.
*Throws battery at Mike*Munkster
I just checked it for the first time in over a year and I had an e-mail from keal in there.
Tribalsteez
Ashlon, Torrey Smith…now just need to draft a short,white, hard working slot WR and we’ll be set for a championship run
leatherneckram
Niners might have to pay more for black players like stlou did for coaches
Brew_City
York me in the bum – one more time what magical bud are you smoking that you think the Bears are letting Alshon leave?
Marshawn
Chip Kelly would be the Kap of coaches around here
1) Tons of hype
2) Very debatable production
3) Clearly divides the fanbase
4) Creates racial tension
Can’t wait!!ChrisKeal
I do think Chip will do better in SF though. Seems like a better fit. Maybe not in year 1 but..
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Brew i dont mind it if you throw a battery at me as long as its a watch battery. I need one for my Invicta watch
Tribalsteez
players will be begging to play in Niners high octane offense
DGdub
Some beat writer in the Bay area was applauding the hire cause “they just needed someone that knew something about football and X’s and O’s.. Anything is better than Tomsula”.. His name is Marcus something..
ChrisKeal
Especially if he learns form his mistakes and quits being a megalomaniac.
Brew_City
York me in the bum – one more time that’s nice and all but players don’t automatically get a choice
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ChrisKeal high draft pick, talent on the roster, 50 mil in cap space… and now Chip Kelly.. niners will be back in the playoffs next season
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Steelers07 Come Honor Face stfu knut its my story let me tell it lol
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Matt Miller
@nfldraftscout
Lot of similarities in what Baalke and Chip Kelly look for in players. I think there will be good synergy there. https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hashMarshawn
For fans who want to see the 49ers succeed, you guys are way too risk averse.
I like Hue. He’s the safer choice of the two. But that doesn’t mean he’s the right choice. Kelly is the guy that does things differently. Greater chance of failure with that, but you can’t hit a home run swinging for singles.Brew_City
sounds like we’ll get shields and Dbak back this week. Which is nice
cknuckles60191
Did the 49ers interview a token black guy before hiring Chip?
Tribalsteez
Munkee he already has an All Pro LB coming off a busted knee
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
What kind of cancer did he have?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Munkey that’s true.. good thing Kelly doesn’t have power like that in SF
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
who the fuck is Doug Pederson? he was just hired as the Iggles head coach
Tribalsteez
I havent been this excited since Tomsula sharted in the press conference
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Hc only doesn’t win football games, talented players do
Munkster
it’s going away now, to minimize the # of dirty pictures people send me
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
What Kelly did not have in Philadelphia was a quarterback that could handle the second part of the zone read,” NFL Media analyst Mike Mayock outlined Thursday. “Everything was a zone give, not a zone keep. And they had to do an awful lot of different things to work around the fact that they didn’t have an athletic quarterback.”
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=CamInman @CamInman ESPN’s Mel Kiper Jr. more crious about Chip Kelly’s impact on Kaepernick than on https://twitter.com/hashtag/49ers?src=hash draft board https://t.co/kPQGImzNDQhttps://twitter.com/CamInman/status/687766964157022208
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k1joyce from AZ AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Of all people k1 you should know this haha
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
“I don’t need an athletic QB” Then he traded to get Bradford to prove his point. LOL
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkey who will you really vote for?
Brew_City
York me in the bum – one more time my god what have they done to you
LoyalLARam
Week One..*14-4 MOTHERFUCKERS!
Week Four..”Best Qb’s in the draft?
~BMTMunkster
yeesh, if it’s a mainstream candidate? Probably Rand Paul or Sanders. Which, is hilarious that it would be one of those two since they are completely opposite, but they are at least consistent and not evil douche bags.
Munkster
I’m concerned Bernie Sanders will forget how to dress himself half way through his first term though.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Gary Johnson is apparently trying to get the Libertarian Party nomination again.
Marshawn
Chip walked into a cancerous environment full of Divas. He learned quickly that he couldn’t win with those guys, because they weren’t buying in.
When he asked to have people moved in favor of those who would buy in, he got resistance from the politically minded front office. Apparently that is how decisions are made in Phili. So he played his hand, and asked for control, because the alternative was failure. And when he got control it was with strings attached.
Then he exercises that control while he has it to rid the team of the leadership (which was the root of the problem in not buying in). That was politically a bad move because it opened him up to disgruntled attack and media analysis with a spotlight. It made it harder to win in the short term. It appears that the former GM said he wouldn’t go along with this, then privately bellied up to Lurie and promised to be there when Chip fails. He agitated to get his control back, as any corporate politician would. And in the end Chip wasn’t playing politics, or he wasn’t good enough at it to win.
That to me sounds a lot more plausible than Lurie having some deep dark secret about Kelly never heretofore known, even by the disgruntled players, or that Lurie cracked the Kelly code and determined his approach to FB in the NFL just doesn’t work.This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee I liked Paul senor. Rand won’t really have a chance though so that’s basically why I’ve gone down to Sanders.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Munkee Hopefully they’d get their shit together for the next election.
Marshawn
All I know is Philly had a bunch of babies who cried that Chip wasn’t warm and fuzzy with them. Perhaps they should hire Jim Tomsula.
k1joyce #piedpiper
MFA you lost the right to criticize me when you had no idea who Aeneas Willaims was.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
State dinners would be fucking awesome, though.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
That’s like a Seahawk fan not knowing who Steve Largent is.
Marshawn
Seahawks fan…
…the last thing I want is for you guys to hire Chip Kelly. Pairing him with a good GM is very, very dangerous.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/Pman on http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/8/10733232/49ers-head-coach-search-myth-busting-top-concerns-about-chip-kelly#352755521 http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/8/10733232/49ers-head-coach-search-myth-busting-top-concerns-about-chip-kelly# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/8/10733232/49ers-head-coach-search-myth-busting-top-concerns-about-chip-kelly# http://www.ninersnation.com/2016/1/8/10733232/49ers-head-coach-search-myth-busting-top-concerns-about-chip-kelly#FreeTodd
I am in high hopes that a few just bomb tonight and drop outta the race. Like 5 or 6 people.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Munkee very true, but this is a marquee moment for him. The legit 1 AZ Card who’s in the HOF and he’s clueless
Marshawn
Look at the top two teams in our division. Think they are scared of a Hue Jackson hire? Nope. What they fear is a guy that is unorthodox, and may just figure out a way to beat them. That’s not a knock on Hue, who I think in many ways is the superior candidate. But nothing about hiring him suddenly makes us competitive in the division. We’d still have to wait it out, and hope that internal changes in Seattle and Arizona force their level of competition down. Chip Kelly brings the opportunity to change the dynamic. He’s really the only available candidate that does that.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Gary got 1% of the vote in 2012, sigh
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
FOX already dictated two more moved to the children’s hour.
Tribalsteez
https://twitter.com/annkillionhttps://twitter.com/annkillion
Chip Kelly urine-tested his players every day in Philly https://t.co/EphE8p1hYl via https://twitter.com/SFGatehttps://twitter.com/annkillion/status/687759586128859136This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Zippy lets talk about happy things. Learned about how to pinch the top of the females while growing.
FreeTodd
Zip if we are this far along and you are still at the kids table, its time to call it quits IMO
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
” hope that internal changes in Seattle and Arizona force their level of competition down”
So the strategy is, hire Chip, and wait for Arians and Carroll to die?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
If Mit ran, I think he’d win.
k1joyce #piedpiper
LoyalRam http://www.am570lasports.com/articles/whats-happening-467696/listen-jackie-slater-i-never-did-14273743/
FreeTodd
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Not me. He fucked up the end game of his last election run so bad.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Kelly is the best coach in the division hands down… not even debatable
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS But the shit show now?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS I honestly would vote for him.
Brew_City
I can’t believe you have that attitude Ras. They’re the Niners not some lesser franchise with less than a couple SB’s.
Munkster
That’s funny Brew. May you end up as a skin suit in an old man’s barn.
Munkster
Every time I visit my parents house, one of them accidentally turns on their gas stove, or leaves it on, or something. Reminds me of Tribe’s comment about “the crazy old niggress is going to kill us all.”
Munkster
York me in the bum – one more time https://twitter.com/timkawakamihttps://twitter.com/timkawakami
Trent, if you want me to praise you, do smart things. Don’t send your lackeys after me. Oh, go ahead and do that, too. It’s amusing.Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BFS you never remarked on my name. I am reversing the reverse curse!
Tribalsteez
lmao…..how fucking delusional is Tim that he thinks a GM would send a gang of internet trolls
k1joyce #piedpiper
Come Honor Face Same, and I never said shit to that fag
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
York me in the bum – one more time What’s the pay like?
Munkster
The thing with Kawakami is that you have to go in hard cause you won’t get a 2nd chance. SacSig did that.
Marshawn
Former 49ers CEO and president Carmen Policy
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/article-1/Chip-Kelly-Profiled-In-Sports-Illustrated/1540d973-fe07-4742-a57f-07d277ada76b: “No question, the innovation (Bill Walsh and Chip Kelly) have with their offenses and how to run a team are similar … People scoffed at Bill at first, and continued to scoff at his West Coast offense even after the first Super Bowl.”This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Maynard, I warned you when you applied the curse, now you must live with it.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Good thing, being a good NFL team is much more difficult than being a shitty one.
Ballon Knot
Niner fans
Just know – Everytime Chip watches Film of RW, He’ll be wishing,… Russ was His QB
~BKThis name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left He’s grown on me.
k1joyce #piedpiper
I think having this picture as my twitter avatar hurts my credibility
LoyalLARam
Navorro Fire Baalke LoyalRam Ancientage Donaldson to the Dodgers, bro….He’ll back up Puig…
Tribalsteez
“When Chip came to the PAC 12, he scared off Pete Carroll and Jim Harbaugh, now he will haunt at leat one of them in the NFL”
DGdub
Colin Cowheard is 100% better than the shit on ESPN radio now.. Their national radio broadcast has fallen apart.. It is absolute shot now..
Too Short™
White Trash Lizard #DHC You guys still talking about him? He’s so 2 hours ago…
Too Short™
We could have a timer for topics. Timer runs out, have to switch.
Ancientage
People’s entire existence is coming here and trolling.
This will never workmrhawk37
Ancientage I never expected this gif to be posted on this site. Well done sir.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Coughlin could be good in Ten
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
At least Chip Kelly is arrogant and entertaining.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KoasterKoufos Cool, someone tell Anthony Davis to start running.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
I think he honestly could turn that dumpster fire into something decent with CK
mrhawk37
At least Adu will be happy since Kaep will benefit from the Kelly hire.
LoyalLARam
Goldman Sacks is out as the financier for the Chargers..”It’s Carson, or nothing”
KoasterKoufos
Kelly’s henchman. When you need a niggah to kick dirt, call Riley.
Ancientage
I was listening to the radio a little bit ago and I find it funny the niners fired him harbaughcause he was difficult to work with, and they turn around and hire chip Kelly. Very Hipocriticial
Ballon Knot
The hire has brought some new life to the blog
Because of that – It’s a Good Thing
~BKMunkster
I haven’t heard anything from or about about Tomsula since he got fired.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I’ll admit it. I’m jealous. I wanted Seattle to hire chip kelly, and trade for Gabbert. I’m pissed.
Munkster
I am actually very curious to see what Kelly does. It should be pretty interesting, one way or the other.
Ancientage
So yer stooping to mfa’s level and have resorted to mindless jokes
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I think he will do better than some but I dint think he’s anything special. Certainly well below carroll and arians.
Munkster
Well done BKOB, you slapped him across the face with your pecker and when that enraged him you coyly retreated with self depreciating humor.
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler Thinking of adding this mod to Fallout 4
sf9ers4905
Munkee I think he does, 9ers do not have the players to really make it work
leatherneckram
Chip neck is larger than his head, bonds could help him with that.
KoasterKoufos
49ers have Kap and Hyde. The zone read will be in full force in SC, for better or worse.
Munkster
So, am I wrong in thinking that ZBS relies on more athletic lineman? Will that mean that Trent Brown and that other one Tillman or something, lose their place in SF?
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I haven’t added any mods to F4, have you k1? Any suggestions?
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler Same here. Seriously considering that one since we are a 4 season state here in MA
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler Several others look interesting
KoasterKoufos
They like Brown because of his athleticism.
They ran zone read with Iupati, so Tiller is still in play.SacSig
I predict Kawakami will have only 11 followers after this Chip Kelly hire finally shakes out on Twitter
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I think I’ve beaten the shit out of the game with my first character. Need to go back through as an Institute guy, then Railroad. I might use mods for those characters
halosramsfan
I’m Bored…..oh wait, I just remembered Chip Kelly is going to the 9ers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler I just unleashed Jen-Luc Picard into the Commonwealth myself
Ancientage
And you still have fisher.
At least he’s is smart enough to admit when he makes a mistakek1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler I have afew more I want to do after, that’s a good one
halosramsfan
Ancientage
Jeff Fisher took the Rams job because he just LOVED Sam Bradford!
Chip Kelly took the 9ers job because he just LOVES Colin Kaepernick!
The End!
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Started as Pete Carroll, but halfway through I decided on Flair
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler hahahahah, Pete would be amazing too. He used to live here so he knows how to handle the Commonwealth
FreeTodd
Steelers07 ReTodd Wide Left Are you this tough over the phone also?
Steelers07
i really dont see how a rams fan could be making fun of a 49er fan right now
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
You’re putting too much pressure on me. I’m clamming up.
Marshawn
“As one of the most historic franchises in the National Football League, I realize the high standards and expectations that this position demands and I embrace the challenges ahead,” Kelly said in a statement. “My immediate focus is to build the best coaching staff possible, one that will maximize the abilities of each of our players and put us in the best position to win football games.”
Ancientage
We are literally getting made fun of by everyone.
But whatever, I’m over itMunkster
So I checked Kawakami’s twitter and I noticed the other “You May Also Like” accounts and clicked on Ray Ratto. Jesus.
Navorro Fire Baalke
KoasterKoufos NO DYKES, Kelly is a angel compared to him.
CARDINALS 2015 NFCCG PATHETIC LOSERS!
Some people should never become policeman and carry guns to abuse their authority.
Likewise some people should never be made mods and abuse their authorityBKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
I saw some dude made Beavis and the wife was Butthead
Munkster
https://twitter.com/RattoCSN https://twitter.com/RattoCSN/status/687725631124017152
Ray Ratto Retweeted Colvin Marshall
I also whored myself out for lots of other people on Kelly story. I am the living embodiment of ankles in the air.sf9ers4905
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! I unbanned your lame azz, don’t push it
Ancientage
Well when a policeman shoots a criminal they usually deserve it.
Likewise you are a piece of shit and probably deserved itMunkster
https://twitter.com/RattoCSN https://twitter.com/RattoCSN/status/687748842586947585
Ray Ratto Retweeted Amy Trask
Excellent decision. Hitting them with a block (preferably concrete, though oak works as well) is much better.
Ray Ratto added,Amy Trask @AmyTraskOh my gosh Twitter Village: took ~ 6 months but I just got a note that (someone I wasn’t following) blocked me. NOTE: I don’t block people.0 retweets5 likesReply Retweet Like 5 More*thinks of name
Turn Rae! I have been waiting for you since the news broke
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left and here i thought you couldnt get any gayer
Turn Rae
I know some of you are sad about the hire but I for one am excited. Kelly can turn around Kap in no time
SacSig
Yes Munkee – provided neither of us die between now and then, we have a bet
Niners will score more points in the first 8 games of the 2016 season than they did in all of 2015
Change of avi for remainder of regular season for the loser
White Trash Lizard #DHC
You’re excited? I’m shocked. Didn’t see that coming
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC I really am. Kelly’s offense is very entertaining
*thinks of name
Sac, so I am looking at $600 for the Home Inspection course at 120 hours and $300 for the exam, followed by 40 hours of mentoring by a home inspector. That seems pretty damn doable.
SacSig
ReTodd Wide Left borrow it from your folks….it’ll only take you 14 years of $100/month payments to end up oweing them a solid $1,000
Ancientage
Make him say:
“I love the cardinals since 2013 when I became a fan…I also love huge bulging black penis.”*thinks of name
SacSig ReTodd Wide Left Talked with a few Realtor’s around here and their is a shortage on them.
SacSig
We bought a vacant house next to the apartments to bulldoze and turn into more parking, but we needed an inspection on it for the bank. I was like “we are tearing the motherfucker DOWN, why do we care if the roof is leaking?”
*thinks of name
What I like about it is that I can do sales, work with my hands, not be stuck behind a desk, and work for myself.
KoasterKoufos
LOL. Mangini figured out Arians’ offense by the 2nd game, and he sucks. Now that Chip’s offense is on board, Cards window just closed a little more.
sf9ers4905
ReTodd Wide Left no details on what you do with your hands please
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’m gonna be retodd assistant home inspector. He’s going to pay me in malt liquor and pcp.
SacSig
ReTodd Wide Left and it really requires very very little start up money. And if you’re busy, you can crank out the reports on a template. Get me your email address through FB and I’ll send you a copy of the report done for that house as an example for you
Munkster
I wonder if the Rams and Chargers will go fucking nuts with trades and FA to try to one up each other next year.
Tribalsteez
Its going to suck without any NFCW teams in the playoffs come Monday
sf9ers4905
White Trash Lizard #DHC he needs a driver too, this will work
Marshawn
Chip owned Carroll back in college.
Its a matter of time before he owns the NFCW the way Bellichick does the AFCE.
Munkster
Watching RAS bounce from troll angle to troll angle to try to get a reaction reminds me of that terminator movie where the gooey terminator was morphing through all these characters while melting. Same with knut.
*thinks of name
Reverend Ras We stomped the fuck outta Philly. This isn’t college
Marshawn
Seahawks fans are now taking credit for beating a Mark Sanchez led team.
*thinks of name
Yup Munkey, I will be a home inspector/homicide detective
White Trash Lizard #DHC
I’m sure niner fans would rather see az advance than seattle.
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
9er fans hate SEA more because we got Harbaugh fired
Munkster
The only question I had for our home inspector was if the rafters in the garage would support hanging elk quarters from them.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Strawberry Diesel or Sour Tsunami?
*thinks of name
BKOB – Playoff Panther Paddler and their star QB benched
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS Both are part sour.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
id rather seattle advance than the cards.. just so I can troll DHC about them being one and done
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS One has Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough and the other is Sour and NY
Marshawn
I want to thank the Seahawks for getting rid of Harbaugh so we can get Kelly to run Pete Carroll out of the NFCW like he did in the Pac-10.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
ReTodd Wide Left This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
What do you think?Turn Rae
Fuck Heath Evans. That nigga has been talking shit about us even when we were relevant with Harbaugh. Fuck that POS
KoasterKoufos
That mindless fuck doesn’t know what anyone is thinking, himself included.
Marshawn
Chip Kelly is endorsed by Bellichick and hated by Heath Evans.
I think he’s doing something right.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Turn Rae He does that for every team.
Turn Rae
Lol Kelly has went 46-7 in college and 26-21 in the pros. 1 bad season of dealing with control over personnel and the media crucifies the shit out of him. Chip can flat out coach. Saban, Belichick, etc would agree with me too
Munkster
much like tearing down your muscles so that they can grow back stronger via weight lifting, i tear down my brain to be smarter
Turn Rae
Kelly deserves a second chance. Guy is human ffs. Even Belichick did terrible with the Browns and got his 2nd chance with Pats
Tribalsteez
People are just afraid of innovative minds.
Chip Kelly + Tom Gable on offense, and Baalke on defense…
Marshawn
Chip was trading away the soft bitches like Shady.
He wasn’t given the time to complete the transition.
92
Notice how the team got progressively worse as he got more and more of “his players”
Steelers07
didnt two team want belichick? didn’t he sign with the jets one day then go to the Pats the next day? lol there is no comparison.
Turn Rae
Some veteran Eagle players were pissed that Chip got fired. They just want a coach not a best friend. Too many young Eagle players on that were soft
Steelers07
Reverend Ras yeah but who the fuck couldnt fail with the browns?
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
Chip stunk, so now he’s Belichick. Is that so hard to understand?!
Tribalsteez
Philly fans are trash anyways. Chip Kelly wanted a stable environment in California.
Navorro and Blaine will welcome Chip to Levi’s
Marshawn
Chip will join Dick Vermeil and Jon Gruden as ex Eagles coaches to win a SB with their next teams.
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Fallacy to judge an exception as the rule.
Turn Rae
York me in the bum – one more time Blaine? His time is done. Its all Kap now again
Steelers07
Reverend Ras that’s exactly what youre doing, except vice versa LOL
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras No, I am saying the Eagles are historically inept.
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Learn to understand an argument before you rebut it.
Steelers07
Reverend Ras they went to a couple of NFCCGs and a Super Bowl with Reid.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
It’s so hilarious when niner fans talk about kap and gabbert. It’s arguably the worst qb situation in footba .
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC You QB is going to retire next year and you’ll be stuck with Matt Barkley
Marshawn
York me in the bum – one more time LOL he’s trying, leave him alone.
Steelers07
Reverend Ras the irony is hilarious. you are saying that kelly will do well because belichick did well. how are you not understanding this?
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Kelly had success as Eagles coach too. More than Bellichick did as Browns coach.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
DHC you better just hope the cards can break 100 yards of offense on sunday
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras He left with a winning record on a historically losing franchise.
Steelers07
Reverend Ras he didnt have sustained success. he was handed a team and failed miserably. lol
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Why though? He’s hated by players and rubs all his coworkers the wrong way with a gimmick scheme
Tribalsteez
Chip Kelly plays better in the playoffs than Bruce Arians. Take a seat DHC
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Prior drafting that left them with a horrible record the year before? Wow.
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras That must have been some magical drafting which was bad one season then great the next.
92
it’s fun watching niner fans talking themselves into Chip after criticizing him for years whenever I’d visit you chumps.
Marshawn
NFL is a copycat league. People here a negative and they just go with the herd of mass opinion.
Jed and Trent are mavericks though.
Steelers07
“He left with a winning record on a historically losing franchise.” -Ras
Since 1988, the Eagles have missed the playoffs a mere 12 times. That’s one LESS than the 49ers. LOLWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Watching adu transfirm in front of our eyes today was awesome
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Switching the topic. Sign of a failed argument.
92
They only have 2 les championships than SF as well then if you want to play that game.
Steelers07
Kelly was handed a very talented team. He dismantled it when given control over players and personnel. It did not work. He fucking blew it. He got fired. His idea of an NFL team clearly does not work.
Marshawn
Kelly’s team was so talented they won like 4 games the year before?
Marshawn
In 2016, when Kelly wins the NFCW Knut will tell us Chip inherited a talented team from Tomfoola.
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time Nah, the 9ers have zero talent aside from Bowman.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*thinks of name
Reverend Ras I see a lot of things on this post that just aren’t happening
Turn Rae
Oh damn a 4-12 had a ton of talent. How does that make sense Knut?
92
No QB and an OL coach as your DC forced to use the wide nine for starters
Turn Rae
Steelers07 Turn Rae Looks like Andy Reid is doing great in KC? Explain how is he bad?
Marshawn
ReTodd Wide Left Reverend Ras Owned him already too as the Troll-1000.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Can’t wait to be business partners. Do I get a company car?
Turn Rae
Knut you’re a fucking retard. How are you going to criticize Andy Reid when hes having a great season with KC and took the Eagles to multiple playoff berths and SB run? That Eagles team were full of divas maybe thats why Chip got rid of them. Take a seat
Steelers07
List of notable players on the 2012 Eagles roster:
-Desean Jackson
-Jeremy Maclin
-Lesean McCoy
-Jason Avant
-Brent Celek
-Demeco Ryans
-Trent Cole
-Cullen Jenkins
-Rodger-Cromartie
-Asomugha
-Riley CooperGobble Gobble Turkey
oh good ras is here to play devils advocate about Kelly.
FYI guys if you said Kelly was a good coach Ras would still argue the opposite with youcknuckles60191
Turn Rae – I don’t know….trading McCoy for a shitty linebacker with two bad knees is kind of stupid.
Marshawn
Turn Rae Its exactly what happened. But the owner, Laurie, didn’t back him up.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – one more time cooper too lol
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
McCoy sucks and Kelly knew it.. he made the right decision
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time I’d be laughing at my team, too.
Marshawn
LOL Knut gave us Nmamdi Asomugha as an example of a good player circa 2012-13.
That is some Mike level shit right now.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Come Honor Face kiko alonso did less than mccoy this year
cknuckles60191
Come Honor Face – Yeah but he could have gotten something better than a shitty linebacker with two bad knees.
92
He did very well his first year with a lot of talent and when his scheme was new. It has yet to be seen if he can adjust.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
cknuckles60191 Come Honor Face good thing he doesn’t have GM powers in SF
Gobble Gobble Turkey
jason avant….wtf. at least nnamdi was good at one point
cknuckles60191
Come Honor Face cknuckles60191 – That might be the only saving grace…
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Kelly made Coopers career… until Kelly got there no one knew who cooper was outside of him challenging niggers to fight at a country concert
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Eli Manning is the most underrated qb in football. He really should be held in higher regard. One of the best qbs in the 2000’s.
Steelers07
Come Honor Face lol kelly was there before he did that but adorable effort
cknuckles60191
ReTodd Wide Left – PC ain’t going to retire….There are no NCAA violations that he has to hide from.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
“Hello, from the other side”- Tomsula calling baalke
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC he probably would be if he didn’t look like he has downs syndrome
Steelers07
Kelly encourages racism. He encouraged Riley Cooper make that video.
Marshawn
Remember when DHC was sucking Foles’ dick before he was traded to St. Louis?
I guess that was Chip’s offense, huh?
Turn Rae
Kelly had Vick, Sanchez, Foles, and Bradford as his QBs and he still ended up with a positive coaching record
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Steelers07 this is why I cant understand DHC hating the hire
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras its dhc. He always has some no good players dick in his mouth
Tribalsteez
At least Chip Kelly doesnt allow thugs like Joey Porter as assistant coach
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Kelly sucks bro. You guys are fucked and you’re a stupid homer
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I agree. Kelly is better than Fisher but thats about it.
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Thank you for your argument. You definitely enlightened me
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time he actually contacted him to coach hahahha
cknuckles60191
York me in the bum – one more time – That was Tomlin’s Affirmative Action hire for the staff….
92
Scheme was new and he had receivers, an elite elusive RB and a kick ass OL. Kelly decided he didn’t need any of those players. It was all his scheme.
Steelers07
I love Russell Wilson he’s got a great first name. that alone warrants him a spot on the list
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Munkee it went well. I had a few different ones. All went well. Boss said I did a good job but he was probably being nice
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
DHC, you are becoming a race traitor… hating on a fellow racist is a new low for you ..
*takes away DHCs KKK membership card*
Ballon Knot
I repeat – The Chip hire is Great
Great for the NFCW, Great for the fans, Great for SKA
Same goes the the Rams & their new Stadium in LA
~BKWhite Trash Lizard #DHC
Kelly and fisher are about the same in my opinion.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Munkee my only problem with public speaking is I talk too fast in front of groups. Had to keep reminding myself to slow down
Marshawn
White Trash Lizard #DHC Considering your opinion on Foles, I’d say this is probably wrong.
cknuckles60191
White Trash Lizard #DHC – Whoh Whoh Whoh….66% of Chip’s NFL seasons are OVER 8-8…..
Marshawn
Don’t blame Chip. He owned Carroll in college when USC had the better program and wanted to do it more but Pete went hiding to the NFCW.
92
Made Kelly look like an idiot when people still thought he was special.
Turn Rae
Thank you Knot for giving praise about the hire. Wish more people on SKA can understand like you
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Chip is kinda crappy. I am not on board with the hire. Hopefully we don’t keep Mangini’s defense. He adds in a lot of presnap runnign around and if the offense isnt on the field long the D is going to get really tired and we are going to suck
Steelers07
ReTodd Wide Left at least porter knows how to win in the playoffs
cknuckles60191
The good thing the Steelers did is that they have a clone of Mike Tomlin in case something happens to the original: http://tinyurl.com/h29yjxl
Turn Rae
Analysts around the league are giving praise except Heath Evans. They know Kelly is a great coach
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Tomlin vs Sherman for biggest nostrils in the nfl
92
That’s the only history there is. Good luck with the college argument though. Maybe you’ll convince yourself eventually.
*thinks of name
Turn Rae Honestly Ra I am not sold on him at all in the NFL
Gobble Gobble Turkey
analysts around the league are giving SF praise because they think we should give Kaep a second chance and Kelly is the only guy the retard qb fits with
Turn Rae
Steelers07 Turn Rae I thought his job was to be a HC not GM? Blame the Philly owner for that
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Good luck to the niners in free agency. Players hate kelly and he has a horrible reputation.
Marshawn
LOL. Carroll needed Mark Sanchez to be Chip’s QB in order to beat the Oregon Legend.
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC We’re not gonna get Mccoy and DJax anyways
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
now we just need to bring in Tebow to get God on our side and the niners are a lock to win super bowl 51
BKOB – Bye Week (1 of 3)
You should only conpare Carroll to his fellow HOF HCs
Steelers07
Reverend Ras well yeah. wins matter in the regular season. especially when you dont make it to the playoffs.
92
What’s their cap situation? That’s all that matters most of the time.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
York me in the bum – one more time Reverend Ras definite wash
Navorro Fire Baalke
I have hated Kaepernick since 2014, whatever I got to go deal with traffic.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Tribe this is going to be a repeat of all year with you again. You will see and you will going into your bipolar fire everyone and everyone is great phase again
Marshawn
York me in the bum – one more time Reverend Ras To be fair, that’s a good RB.
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Yeah players don’t talk and those were the only 2 who had issues
Steelers07
“I thought his job was to be a HC not GM? Blame the Philly owner for that” -Rae
the team made it to the playoffs in kelly’s first year. after he was given full control over personnel, they didnt make it once.Marshawn
Chip was trying to get the weak, soft, selfish players from his team. Had Laurie given him some time he’d have turned things around.
He’s lucky that he landed with a franchise that drafts tough players.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
yes we have a gimmicky qb to go with a gimmicky HC and offense. I hope we can hire the guy that installed the wide 9 in Philly so we can have a gimmicky defense
Tribalsteez
sorry if I didnt quit on the season week 3 like you and Nav lol
Navorro Fire Baalke
I love Russell Wilson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
92
He was given control before the start of this season actually. He made a power play to get it because he blamed everyone but himself for the 2014 collapse from 9-3 to 10-6 and no playoffs.
Marshawn
Steelers07 Reverend Ras Yes, because I can’t take you seriously anymore.
Turn Rae
Navorro Fire Baalke Shut up and be positive. Hes better than Jim Tomstupid
Steelers07
Reverend Ras even when i spit facts like i just did? nigga you gotta open your eyes
Ballon Knot
Honestly,… It got boring trolling 9er fans
Most usually just lay there & take it, like beaten dog
Even started to feel bad about it
~BKcknuckles60191
Turn Rae Navorro Fire Baalke – Really….that guy should have been parking cars not being an NFL H/C.
Turn Rae
Navorro Fire Baalke Turn Rae So that makes this hire a + considering we a had a clown last time at HC
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Tribe you quit on teh season about 20 times during the 16 weeks like a bipolar menopausal woman off her meds
Marshawn
Anyone who thinks Nmamdi Asomugha was a worthwhile player in 2012-13 can’t be taken seriously, Knut.
I am sorry. But you’ve been Mike-zoned.
Marshawn
Ballon Knot I was going to wait until your team blew another playoff game. But I figured it already technically happened last week so I am back.
*thinks of name
To Ras and Adu, thank you for taking me on your journeys today. It was fun to watch
92
What does everybody think of Doug Pederson? Is there anybody that actually has an opinion on him?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Kip Chelly at least you will try running the ball with Murray
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae Come Honor Face his name itself is an insult lol
Navorro Fire Baalke
Turn Rae Navorro Fire Baalke STILL BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Turn Rae
Navorro Fire Baalke Turn Rae Ok funny guy you want Tomsula as HC then?
Tribalsteez
I said kaep sucked really bad and dserved to be benched.
You’re calling me bipolar for the rare times the Niners won ? Jesus
Marshawn
What do people think of the Eagles hiring Pederson?
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=EaglesDaily @EaglesDaily Time For The Philadelphia Eagles To Tank https://t.co/b5X1jLlyUPhttps://twitter.com/EaglesDaily/status/68779912047232614492
I know everybody is in a hating mood, but there’s no way you fags have any idea whether or not Pederson will be any good.
*thinks of name
York me in the bum – one more time In York we trust -Tribe
Sugar Dick Supreme
Look at knut. Juast sliding under the radar thinking no one has noticed Ben and that fag Antonio Brown are not gonna play.
You’re playoffs are done and we all know it.
Navorro Fire Baalke
York me in the bum – one more time neither was Kelly
Gobble Gobble Turkey
at least the republican debate is on tonight to unite us all in laughter
92
Neither was Andy Reid when Lurie brought him in. Doesn’t mean anything
DGdub
I’M OFFICIALLY ON VACATION!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 days of blissful nothing…Turn Rae
Kip Chelly You do know that he was Andy Reids OC 3 years ago? Philly management is the worst in sports
Navorro Fire Baalke
I love Russell Wilson haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turn Rae
Kip Chelly Yes he was you fucking idiot. Wiki may help your dumbas
cknuckles60191
Reverend Ras – Could be worse….they could have hired Lovie Smith.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Trump ordered teh hostages released from Iran today…..4 hours after the pentagon said they were released
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Apparently Doug Pedersen is a big time Andy reid disciple. He started at qb in Andy reid first game as head coach with the Eagles. He played and coached in philly. Underrated hire. Reid has been grooming him
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=Tim_McManus @Tim_McManus “I think they went with a safe pick.” Current and former Eagles weigh in on Doug Pederson hire: https://t.co/DAV6FohAQLhttps://twitter.com/Tim_McManus/status/687799694454558720
Turn Rae
Kip Chelly He was on his squad since 2010. Hiring a Reid disciple is just dumb considering you guys fired him 3 years ago
Marshawn
Navorro Fire Baalke cknuckles60191 Reverend Ras Um, they did dummy.
cknuckles60191
White Trash Lizard #DHC – Pedersen needs more “Cheeseburger Time” before he can fill Andy’s shoes….
Sugar Dick Supreme
I hope Andy Reid goes to the playoffs just to stick it to Philly one last time before his inevitable heart failure
Navorro Fire Baalke
Reverend Ras Navorro Fire Baalke cknuckles60191 Then 49ers hired him
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I am happier with Kelly than Dirk Koeter or Pedersen.
92
I generally root for him and maclin anyway. You guys listen to people like Skip too much with your perception of Philly fans
92
Pederson wasn’t my first choice, but I’m much happier with him than Chip
HELP me in vegas
GB’s offense=Cardinals offense
GB’s defense>AZ’s defense
Simple.cknuckles60191
Free El Chapo In Vegas GB’s D > AZ’s D??? Wow…..at least I know where the missing bath salts went.
Turn Rae
Lets be honest here. Nobody can win with the Eagles , they are down there with the Browns as a unwinnable franchise
sf9ers4905
I wanted Hue, and I really did not want Coughlin. Kelly will be interesting I guess. Coaches he gets will be critical
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I cant fucking believe Kaep is still going to be on this team
92
aww, poor little SF hasn’t won it all in over 20 years and they turn into Cowboys fans
Magnum Pi 3.14
How is San Fran going to compete next year without any black players?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
I love Russell Wilson not for sure hes gonna be coming back
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Come Honor Face I love Russell Wilson lol seriously? stop eating paint chips
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ttsx5squWg
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
FAP Fantasy Champion Pi NE won the super bowl with majority white skill players.. we will be good
Sugar Dick Supreme
If GB O is same as AZ and D is better why in wk 16 the disparity in Defensive scoring?
Sugar Dick Supreme
Or why when your O was healtier they never produced on same level as Cards?
Magnum Pi 3.14
Free El Chapo In Vegas
Why are you saltier than my nuts after lunges?HELP me in vegas
Cards will be rusty after the bye and Palmer sucks in the playoffs.
Sugar Dick Supreme
Free El Chapo In Vegas Live your butt virginity for Duke the ass ripper
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson – Hey now…..Dirty Fisher has six 8-8 seasons or better on his resume….Kelly only has two seasons over 8-8.
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Problem with chip kelly is the nfl has caught up to his college gimmicks. Good luck 49er fans. You’re going to need it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
cknuckles60191 I love Russell Wilson fisher has 16 more years of being a hc
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn that is 1500 miles away
CharlietheUnicorn
Qwest for 6 wins – H2OTribe Do you know what they put up with, 56K isn’t enough yo
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! your mother is a whore for getting pregnant with you..
92
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/687784670113693699https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/687784670113693699
Anagram for “Doug Pederson” is “Dude Goes Porn,” just FYI.cknuckles60191
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! – I think the problem is that Chip Kelly’s system needs a good QB which he has not had….Of course….most systems need a good QB to work.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson they are stank
sf9ers4905
Qwest for 6 wins – H2OTribe most have had to fill pools with dirt to make ends meet
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! filling in a pool in AZ is short sighted as well
Marshawn
Patriots picked a guys with 4 out of 5 losing seasons to be their HC some time back
Guy named Bill Belichick!
Sometimes things take time bro… Just sayin!Sugar Dick Supreme
CharlietheUnicorn Qwest for 6 wins – H2OTribe especially in the summer. Stank ass plebs shuffling about your buss all day. Gross.
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson cknuckles60191 – Apparently I didn’t turn on my sarcasm font….
Adusoron
Bill Belichick has openly spoken of consulting with Chip Kelly on offensive strategies. That counts for something.
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron Ballon Knot 48 last I heard….. but they did predict snow furies a few days ago 🙂
Tribalsteez
LOL Philly fired a Jim Harbaugh level coach to hire a pornstar looking hobo….
Turn Rae
Im really excited about this hire guy. Gives us fans something to watch for especially on offense
cknuckles60191
Reverend Ras – Don’t forget the HOF QB he fell ass backward into in the 6th round.
CharlietheUnicorn
York me in the bum – one more time …..so kind of like SF with Tomsula?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I wish Kelly would consult Belichick on how to be a human. Ya its sad he needs to consult Belichick to act more human
gatrbuc 17
Evening Westies! Congrats to SF. The NFCW just became an Extremely Scary division IMHO with the Chip Kelley hire. If anyone can bring Kaep back it is CK.
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Adusoron Or the entire tempo of his offense.
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time 49ers fired an awkward megalomaniac and hired an awkward megalomaniac
Ballon Knot
A big advantage for SEA’s D, is speed
Poor conditions, even it out more
~BKcknuckles60191
Adusoron – Patriots used parts of Chip Kelly’s system a year before Chip came to the Eagles….It worked except it left the defense on the field to long.
HELP me in vegas
It’ll be fun watching GB get revenge on Carolina next week
Sugar Dick Supreme
Turn Rae Dont blink you’ll miss the whole possessio and only catch the punt.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Kelly won’t make eye contact with people in the fucking halls.
Adusoron
Ballon Knot Agree. I thought that the weather would be more favorable and mild compared to what you’re reporting.
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson – Because black people can steal your soul through your eyes…..
Turn Rae
If we can get a great DC watch out guys. NFCW will be scary once again with the rise of the 49ers and Rams
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn SacSig the ducks are fine when loyal is not around
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Free El Chapo In Vegas 2 wc’s when only 6 have made the.sb since 1980? Infucking incredible!
Steelers07
Reverend Ras judging by your over-excitedness, it appears you are not ready
Adusoron
Reverend Ras They’re slow playing it a little in the media, but all the signs are there. Chip wants Kap to run his offense.
LoyalLARam
I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn SacSig GO DUCKS
~Me and jiveSacSig
They say everyone hated Harbaugh – the coach’s job is not to be loved by everyone, it’s to win games
Gobble Gobble Turkey
LoyalRam I love Russell Wilson CharlietheUnicorn SacSig to hell, because lyal is around – jive
Marshawn
Word is that Harbaugh hates this hire because York got it right.
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron Reverend Ras Agree. Or maybe he can bring in Bradford!
Adusoron
SacSig They just got done having a coach the players loved. Tomsula couldn’t get them prepared to win NFL games.
Hello 94063
was happy my computer finally started behaving been acting up then I remember Kelly FU guys almost forgot about it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
SacSig everyone did not hate harbaugh the players loved him .
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson SacSig Um, Anthony Davis called Harbaugh an asshole.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
players loved harbaugh.. players love Bleichick.
Players love to win and be in the playoffs and win in the playoffs. Something Chip Kelly does not do
Turn Rae
Fuck Billy Davis. That guy was our DC back in 2005. He doesnt know anything about defense
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This is how bad chip is. He gets rid of maclin.shaun jackson and mccoy.this guy is a damn idiot!
SacSig
I love Russell Wilson Why’d the Niners have two different locker rooms when Harbs was there at the end?
Adusoron
Ballon Knot Most likely, yes. However I wouldn’t rule out Baalke getting some mid round QB to develop.
Turn Rae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4k5L-04LSU
Interesting video. Hes a genius when it comes to offense92
He’s the absolute worst. We can agree there. He’s way worse than Chip.
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson – Players don’t love Belichick…they fear Belichick.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras he did. Frank Gore also cried and said Harbs was the greatest coach
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras So how can you say people liked him?
Hello 94063
I am still thinking Chip Kelly interview with the Niners was “I guarantee you a SB in 2 years” papers where signed 1 minute later
Gobble Gobble Turkey
LoyalRam nope not even you can change this plus kelly > fisher so you are worst off
CharlietheUnicorn
Freeney is already making golf plans in AZ… this is not going to end up going well
Adusoron
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! This is Chip as a GM, MFA. He’s not going to have GM powers in SF.
Hello 94063
I love Russell Wilson Hello 94063 has to be no clue how he still gets HC jobs
Hello 94063
CharlietheUnicorn Hello 94063 York speaks fluent BS they are basically soulmates
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http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17041183/3 minutes ago
Packers-Chiefs SB
–2 wc’s when only 6 have made the.sb since 1980? Infucking incredible!
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras I love Russell Wilson bradford isnt even on the team anymore he is a fa
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras He was on the team when they fired him a game left to go.
CharlietheUnicorn
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! wasn’t the WC created after the 1980s ?
Sugar Dick Supreme
Chip Kelly, he’s not Fisher!
– 9ers fansHow far you have fallen oh ye faithful. Walsh wept.
Hello 94063
come on how can you say Fisher is better than Kelly look at his QB’s
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CharlietheUnicorn AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! Why do you think i picked that year. Wow!!
Adusoron
Chip Kelly’s offense suffered two major issues in 2015.
1. Diminished OL. Chip runs the ball a ton (RB or QB) and so he depends upon that ZBS scheme to hold up creating issues in the passing game. Last year DeMarco Murray sucked in his scheme. They didn’t have a credible run game.
2. Lack of Dual-Threat QB. Kelly’s offenses depend upon QBs who can either give the ball in the read option, or keep it. He’s never had a QB who can keep it and Kap is really, really good at that.There are issues and flaws to work out in SF, but fixing those two issues will make Chip successful on offense in SF.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
At least Baalke won’t let Kelly make stupid trades. I am going to love seeing how Kelly deals with players that wont fit any of his schemes
DGdub
Fisher has won playoff games… It’s worth a debate, which says all you need to know about Chip..
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron the offense won’t be the problem, the defense getting gassed will be
Gobble Gobble Turkey
DGdub fisher hasnt won a playoff game during Kellys HC pro tenure
Adusoron
Ballon Knot I think he’s a big introvert, so I get it. He will have to improve on that.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Niners defense is used to being on the field all the time .. they will be cool now that the O will score points
Adusoron
CharlietheUnicorn Adusoron this is why hiring a good DC and getting more depth will be key.
Hello 94063
only thing I can say about Kelly might be able to work with CK that being said no sure he is accurate enough to make his offense work for the short middle stuff
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Come Honor Face kaep is our qb. so you thinking like 20 points?
OIeSagginSeahawk
My old lap top took it’s final shit………RIP old LT….. Had to get a new PC…….This will take some getting used to.
Hello 94063
radio host did call Niners hiring kelly thinking they would want to go the splash route
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I have to get off of here mr unicorn made me tinkle just a bit
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) *thumbs up for hilarity* *thumbs down for performance*
Too Short™
OIeSagginSeahawk All this insanity will fly by at faster speeds.
CharlietheUnicorn
AZ CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPIONS! go get better depends
Sugar Dick Supreme
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Adusoron Man
Ees
HawsomeAdusoron
Hello 94063 it’s funny but Kap was pretty accurate in 2012-13. I think there is more to it than just asking Kap to clean up his mechanics. We need to boost the OL. Do that and Chip could be dynamic with Kap.
Hello 94063
OIeSagginSeahawk my not so fucking old PC is acting up might have to go the new route
DGdub
I’m just glad the Niner fans are back in the 14-2 mode this offseason.. Makes the collapse that much more fun to watch..
Hello 94063
CharlietheUnicorn Hello 94063 could of lived with that think they settled with Kelly and hoping to salvage CK
Turn Rae
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Turn Rae what you dont like Kelly?
CharlietheUnicorn
sf9ers4905 OIeSagginSeahawk WIN 3.11 was a long sweet ride ~ OSS
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OSS im honestly just amazed your old ass can use a computer
CharlietheUnicorn
he is not making personnel decisions, so might not be all bad
Steelers07
Kelly reminds me of a congressman. Retarded and can’t coach a football team.
Turn Rae
Fun fact: Kelly will get to use Brent Celeks brother on SF. Cant wait to see what Garret can do
LoyalLARam
Chip Kelly:
1st year, he succeeded with Andy Reids Team
2nd year, Played well, until the rest of league fugured him out
3rd year….Dumped good players for Chip Players..FAILUREAdusoron
bry paz – the Pack were the #6 seed in the 2010 postseason. They also had like 21 players on IR too.
Hello 94063
York me in the bum – one more time he sees what he wishes to see
Turn Rae
https://twitter.com/annkillionhttps://twitter.com/annkillion
Chip Kelly urine-tested his players every day in Philly https://t.co/EphE8p1hYl via https://twitter.com/SFGatehttps://twitter.com/annkillion/status/687759586128859136Gobble Gobble Turkey
I see you guys got rid of Davis mid season. Good 1 down 40 something more to go – Chip
Hello 94063
CharlietheUnicorn this and CK salvage job are the possible good things but hope it works out
Hello 94063
at least if Kelly move does not work they will have to clean house
Adusoron
Turn Rae He did it to monitor hydration levels and then ranked the players in a competitive thing.
Sugar Dick Supreme
Turn Rae 53 bottles of piss in his office bc the league doesnt mandate it.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
LoyalRam good thing 3rd year wont happen in SF
Hello 94063
Come Honor Face LoyalRam or even get extended without a 8-8 season
SacSig
The urine tests were part of Chip’s bringing some scientific sports medicine edge to the players – wasn’t meant as constant drug tests. But who gives a fuck, the damn players shouldn’t be using drugs ANYWAY
Adusoron
Come Honor Face Kaepernick. Gabbert will stay as the cheapo backup who can sorta replicate Kap’s dual threat skills.
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron Come Honor Face bring in RG3 to back-up… perfect
Adusoron
Turn Rae OC, probably the guy from Philly (Ray?). DC, I’m thinking Mangini stays and they replace the DL coach. DB and LB coaches stay.
OIeSagginSeahawk
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) OIeSagginSeahawk
He’s gonna be a treasure trove of troll materialAdusoron
bry_paz I don’t think tampa 2 works in today’s NFL anymore. I wouldn’t want Lovie’s system unless he’s changed it.
cknuckles60191
I don’t know……Dirty Fisher has been H/C for two different franchises and BOTH of those franchises end up leaving their respective cities…….I don’t know about you guys but that’s one hell of a coincidence…..
Marshawn
That man who killed himself was Pete Carroll.
He tried to escape Chip once and couldn’t shake him.
Adusoron
CharlietheUnicorn Adusoron Come Honor Face RG3 has been ruined. He also can’t pass the football.
Adusoron
bry_paz Hmm, maybe he’s changed up his principles. I know the static cover 2 zone just doesn’t work as a base defense with the speedy TEs these days.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
sf9ers4905 he got fired because they wanted Koeter to be HC and were afraid he would leave
AZKardinal
The 49ers will win 5 games next year and it will be considered a success.
CharlietheUnicorn
Adusoron bry_paz and the inability for defenders to rough people up
DGdub
Stephen A…. lol
“Chip Kelly makes decisions over the last couple of years that, dare I say, leave a few brothers feeling uncomfortable,” Smith said. “I think that’s fair to say. I mean, we’re sitting here looking at some of the decisions that Chip Kelly makes and I’m like what is up? What’s up with that? I mean, it’s like you’ve got to be his kind of guy, you know? And I’m like, well, Riley Cooper’s your kind of guy?”
“Let’s get beyond the system, the operative word is ‘culture,’” Smith said. “The culture is what resonates with me more profoundly because I’m looking at a Chip Kelly and I’m like, really? Now, you’ve got to remember, where did I work for 16 years? I mean, this is Philadelphia. You understand what I’m saying? I’m always in Philly, and I’m telling you right now you’ve got people walking the streets and, hell with it, you’ve got brothers walking the streets going like ‘What’s up with Chip? I don’t understand this. I really don’t understand what you’re doing.’ Now I’m not saying I know, I’m just saying that it does strike me as a tad bit odd. I’m going to repeat this. Gone: LeSean McCoy, Jeremy Maclin, you know, DeSean Jackson. Staying: Riley Cooper. Really? Really? OK.”SacSig
Lovie took the Bear to the SB once – and road that “triumph” all the way through this last season
Adusoron
AZKardinal No, we’re winning more than 5 games next year, particularly with a 4th place schedule.
OIeSagginSeahawk
What’s with the time stamp ?. As soon as I enter a comment , it’s already an ” 1 hour ago”. When I set up my PC , I set time zone to Pacific, so it isn’t that.
Turn Rae
DGdub Stephen a Smith is the dumbest analyst in all of sports. That guy ALWAYS brings race to everything
Adusoron
If you resort to Stephen A or Skip Bayless to troll someone’s team or as a source of authority….you should be shot.
*drops mic*
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Cards got a cake schedule with winning the division. Vikes and Skins lol. That might even be easier than what SF gets
Marshawn
Our D will be totally different in 2 years
Baalk n chip like fit athletic players, each position will have fast lean guys.
This draft will be about speed and tackling ” each position will have weight class”Turn Rae
Damn Chip looks good in red, much improved from green. Its like going from Luigi to Mario
AZKardinal
I actually think Chip brings a new offensive scheme that could be exciting for the Niners.
SacSig
I’m happy that Chip realizes a team’s chances of winning a Super Bowl increase exponentially with having a White Wide Receiver on the team
Adusoron
Very interesting. Tom Gamble-Watch to replace Baalke in 2017?
https://twitter.com/BetterRivals https://twitter.com/BetterRivals/status/687805572364636160
“Baalke and Kelly is a shotgun wedding; a forced wedding.“
-Peter King on https://twitter.com/957thegameGobble Gobble Turkey
Adusoron and kelly got gamble fired so I doubt he will be working with kelly long
Adusoron
Btw, the word is that Carlos Hyde is stoked about playing in Kelly’s scheme.
Marshawn
Kelly has one bad year out of 3 and he’s a losing coach?
You do realize…virtually every coach has a losing season…yes even Bill Walsh, that guy had 3.Marshawn
Qwest for 6 wins – H2OTribe Reverend Ras After they copied ours.
Adusoron
I love Russell Wilson Adusoron all the reports I’m reading say that Kelly and Gamble were tight. Gamble was ousted by Roseman primarily.
cknuckles60191
Adusoron – That’s great because he has been traded for a linebacker with no arms.
Adusoron
I love Russell Wilson Adusoron It’s being reported that Gamble was a big reason why SF hired Kelly.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I read reports that Harbs and Marathe were tight last December. Then all of a sudden in October of this year it came out they hated each other LOL
Sugar Dick Supreme
Kelly will use his white devil magic and convince York that Baalke hasnt given him the talent he needs. Lighter talent. More articulate and less verbose.
Turn Rae
This is Chips worst offensive year his whole career with bums playing at offense Chip’s Kelly 2015 Eagles: 23.5 ppg (377 points)Tomsula/Chryst 2015 49ers: : 14.9 ppg (238 points)
Marshawn
In my humble opinion, I like that Baalke was able to get Chip to come back to the West Coast. Baalke’s draft picks fit more of Chip’s style of play than Harbaugh’s. Of course, I’m still trying to figure out what Tomsula’s style was, but I won’t waste a lot of time on that.
A read option/Zone Blocking/One cut Running style/One read and run type of offense will help the Offensive line’s struggles with pass protection and also get the ball out of the Qb’s hands faster. That can only help the Niner’s QB’s.
The DC Chip hires has to be a stellar guy to put the defense back on the map.
Baalke also has to draft his ass off this coming draft or this team will really be behind. The 2012 draft didn’t help nor did the misses in the other drafts. With 12 draft picks, Baalke has to make a splash with immediate returns this year.Adusoron
Reverend Ras Agreed. Don’t forget 50-60M in cap space too. He has to spend that to refurbish the lost talent from the 2015 offseason.
Adusoron
Reverend Ras I think York is going to make Baalke spend it unlike in past years. We’re going to get at least 1 big FA. I’m guessing at interior DL or OLB
CharlietheUnicorn
LOS ANGELES — As awards season heats up in Hollywood, the annual Razzies Awards on Wednesday named the year’s worst achievements in film with steamy romance “Fifty Shades of Grey” and Adam Sandler’s video game adventure “Pixels” among the top nominees, while Sylvester Stallone was honored with a redemption.
“Fifty Shades of Grey,” “Pixels,” sci-fi saga “Jupiter Ascending,” comedy “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,” all of which landed six nominations, and superhero “Fantastic 4,” which landed five nods, will compete for the Razzies worst picture award.Gobble Gobble Turkey
I have to prove Tomsula wasn’t the worst hire ever so I will bring in the guy everyone hates. Chip Kelly – Jed York
Turn Rae
Adu with that much cap I dont see Baalke going that big but who do you think we’ll sign with that much money
ChrisKeal
So I was at Arlington National Cemetery this morning for my grandfather’s service. Full military Honors. 30 year Air Force Colonel. Flew Bombers in WW2 and Vietnam. That was an experience. So legit you can;t help but not get the feels. There were only 8 of us for the service (small family) and there were about 50-75 military personal in various roles. Brought him out on a horse drawn cason, It was incredible.
DGdub
No one will argue Chip > Tomsula.. But, I think there were better options available who were just not that interested in Santa Clara..
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras I love Russell Wilson good for him. he said the same about kelly
Adusoron
I love Russell Wilson Tom Gamble went to bat for Kelly big time. Said the FO could work with him and apparently Kelly convinced them in the job interviews.
CharlietheUnicorn
The Kiko Alonzo circuit will be complete… trade to the 49ers for a 7th rounder
Sugar Dick Supreme
Rae since you like Math. Please explain the equation that turns the offensive stats you provided into 7-9.
Adusoron
Turn Rae We will go after one of the top interior DL or OLB. Von Miller will probably get tagged, but if not, we’re going after him. Bruce Irvin is my bet.
cknuckles60191
ChrisKeal – Beats the last funeral I went to….a shit load of crying over some worthless loser and they didn’t even have the decency to show us a dead body.
Turn Rae
Sugar Dick Supreme I love math. Want me to bring out the offensive records he broke in 2013 when he went 10-6?
CharlietheUnicorn
Sugar Dick Supreme Offense should improve, but the defense will be hurt
bry_paz
Irvin want to be a pass rush specialist. If you need that he would be a good signing
Adusoron
Baalke really likes Bruce Irvin. He’s going to hit FA and I’m betting he’ll want to pair him with Aaron Lynch. He’d love Von Miller, but Miller’s getting franchised.
Turn Rae
CharlietheUnicorn Sugar Dick Supreme You dont know that especially if he brings in a top notch DC
CharlietheUnicorn
Turn Rae CharlietheUnicorn Sugar Dick Supreme it is not about the DC or personnel.. when you play 2/3s of a game, every game…. you get worn out by week #13
Adusoron
If Mo Wilkerson doesn’t get franchised, Baalke will go after him as well. I also think he’s going to go after Malik Jackson or the other interior DE on Denver (his name escapes me at the moment).
CharlietheUnicorn
Reverend Ras we have seen this picture before, it doesn’t end well
cknuckles60191
sf9ers4905 cknuckles60191 – You don’t think Kelly would be crazy enough to bring RGIII to town would you?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Davis is on the come back!! Kilgore healthy.. we just need one more quality O line and the niners are going to be punking everyone
cknuckles60191
AZKardinal – Oh No…You ain’t taking Meadowlark Geno from the AFC East pal….
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I hate kelly – Anthony Davis
Hey if you want to come back you better say nice stuff about chip – York and Baalke
OK (deletes tweet and sends out fluffer tweets) – DavisTurn Rae
Willis needs to get his black as out of retirement and join us for a SB run next year
Adusoron
Turn Rae Willis is not coming back. He’s truly happy to be done.
bry_paz
The DL class is so good this year. Best to draft one instead of pay one big money
Gobble Gobble Turkey
god damn we are in for a long season of Adu delusion when he is talking up Bruce Irvin and Chip Kelly
cknuckles60191
Ballon Knot – Hey…Nothing like praying with your shirt off at the police station….
Adusoron
I love Russell Wilson We disagree. However as a fellow 49er fan I will not insult you in return.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Borland needs to quit being a pussy and come back .. hopefully a year of living broke has changed his mind lol
Adusoron
On offense, I would not be surprised to see Baalke go after Osmele at guard. He’s a free agent and pretty good guard for the ravens.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Turn Rae I love Russell Wilson unfortunately I do which is hwy the kelly hire sucks and so does bruce irvin
Turn Rae
I love Russell Wilson Turn Rae I think the Kelly hire is great. Has the highest ceiling out of all the other ones. Remember hes our HC not our GM
Adusoron
Turn Rae I don’t think we need LMJ. I don’t see him as a good NFL player. Juwan Harris is a better fit.
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras I hate kelly – Anthony Davis
Hey if you want to come back you better say nice stuff about chip – York and Baalke
OK (deletes tweet and sends out fluffer tweets) – DavisCharlietheUnicorn
KZRider_ CharlietheUnicorn 2nd best… 1st was pouring 4 rum and cokes earlier
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras I love Russell Wilson ya thats exactly what he did. Its not a conspiracy
Sugar Dick Supreme
The offseason is troll development season, for use during the season. Screen caps of hyperbolic statements about draft picks and record predictions will be taken.
I wish I got one of Raes honest prediction of 14-2 even after all the roster departures in the face of as many flaming dumpster memes as far as the eye can see.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/anthony-davis-weighs-49ers-meeting-chip-kelly
conspiracy ras? Its what fucking happened. Davis tweeted he didnt want Kelly then deletes it and starts tweeting nice stuff about Kelly. There is no conspiracy its what has happened.
CharlietheUnicorn
bry_paz Biggest stage as a sophomore… and he was the top 2-3 players on the field
Ballon Knot
When Kap got benched,.. Adu said Kap was a gimmick QB, just like RW
~BKKoasterKoufos
I believe the conspiracy part includes Baalke and York pressuring Davis to delete his tweets.
Marshawn
AD said he didn’t mind playing for CK even though he was an asshole.
He didn’t take anything back.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
it wont and he was right then but is being a delusional homer now
Sugar Dick Supreme
Adusoron Sugar Dick Supreme That wasnt a homer. That was utter denial.
Adusoron
Ballon Knot I did say that. However you hire the right coach with the right system and maybe it can work. I do believe that being a legit pocket passer is the route to long-term NFL success. I just think Kelly is the best hope for Kap.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras ya he did. read the article. He deleted his tweet that was a frowny face with the chip interview.
Ballon Knot
Just a matter of time, before RW gets exposed, just like Kap did
~BKcknuckles60191
Reverend Ras – Give me a healthy paycheck and I’ll call some asshole “boss”…..
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras Yes, because Chip is an asshole. What does that have to do with his offense?
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras I love Russell Wilson did I say it had anythign to do with his offense. It says players dont like him
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae Come Honor Face but twenty times better than the shit we fielded last year
Ballon Knot
RW has won SBs
RW had the highest passing record from the pocket
~BAdusoron
KZRider_ I’ll quote Coaster below. We all saw Wilson play last weekend. That’s the real RW.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
KZRider_ he is a gimmick. Cousins had a better final 8 games
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras And no one denies it. You make it sound like AD has taken it back because of ownership/management. No proof.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
fuck Kaerpernick.. i still say roll with Gabbert and a drafted QB in the first.. id rather use Kaeps salary to sign a couple players to rebuild the team
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson KZRider_ playoffs didn’t go well, if you mean final 8 games
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Sugar Dick Supreme KZRider_ with bottom 16 pass defenses
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson KZRider_ cousins had a better playoff game
Turn Rae
Come Honor Face Gabbert cant pass over the LOS. Fuck that douche
Adusoron
KZRider_ Adusoron The best QB in the NFL has to be better than 10 measly points and multiple delays of game penalties and a terrible INT. Sorry.
CharlietheUnicorn
Come Honor Face Do you want an assistant GM role with the 49ers? ~ Baalke
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae Come Honor Face Gabbert played better than Kaep behind the same O line
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Good point Unicorn not only did Cousins have a better final 8 games of the regular season statistically he also had a better playoff game. So 9 better games
OIeSagginSeahawk
I so want the Hawks and Cards to win this weekend. It’s be so awesome.
Sugar Dick Supreme
KZRider_ I love Russell Wilson Sugar Dick Supreme Were they really playing verse trying not to get injured?
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson weird, he lost his playoff game… and it wasn’t even close
Gobble Gobble Turkey
CharlietheUnicorn I love Russell Wilson still better statistically. if only he had the numebr 1 d to support him
Adusoron
KZRider_ We all saw him play in Minnesota last weekend. No bueno.
Sugar Dick Supreme
If RW lays an egg against Carolina that is the determinant of who is or isnt a fraud
Too Short™
KZRider_ Adusoron As if he even knows what good play looks like…smh
Gobble Gobble Turkey
York me in the bum – one more time only good with a top scoring d.
Ballon Knot
Going to be hard to troll RW’s style of play,… If Kap is You’re starting QB
~BKToo Short™
York me in the bum – one more time No, you’re trying to convince us he’s not.
CharlietheUnicorn
They mentioned on the radio CK7 jerseys are no longer “on sale” at the team store, full price again
Adusoron
CharlietheUnicorn ding ding ding. that should tell you everything. follow the $$$
Adusoron
For his part, Ertz, a 2013 second-round pick who ranked fifth among NFL tight ends in catches (75) and sixth in yards (853) in 2015, credits both coaches for his development. He probably wouldn’t classify them as players’ coaches, but he was worried about getting better, not getting back slaps
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“It was normal coach-player relationship,” Ertz said in a phone interview when asked about his relationship with Kelly. “… I don’t need a best friend as a coach: I played for coach Harbaugh. (Kelly is) a great coach. An unbelievable coach. I need a coach who’s going to help me maximize my potential. I’ve played with coaches, between coach Harbaugh, (Stanford) coach (David) Shaw and coach Kelly, who have allowed me to do that.”Added Ertz: “I don’t need a buddy-buddy as a coach. I need a guy that’s going to help me maximize my potential, as well as win football games. I think both of those guys did that.”
Ballon Knot
RW & Cam are the best ‘dual-threat’ QBs
That’ll be the competition, by which Kap will be judged
~BKTribalsteez
he’s always on the end of a highlight reel
bry_paz
Lol. If there was a way to throw a pick without throwing a pass, Kaep would do it
Adusoron
https://twitter.com/grantcohn https://twitter.com/grantcohn/status/687816368545136640
Is this the beginning of the end for Trent Baalke?CharlietheUnicorn
Too Short™ CharlietheUnicorn I thought they only went for the lesbian women movie… thingie
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras Kaep handpicked the OC and the playbook with what he was most comfortable with
Gobble Gobble Turkey
OIeSagginSeahawk I love Russell Wilson they make me laugh
CharlietheUnicorn
I love Russell Wilson under card was already on I think
Munkster
I’m going to watch the debate and occasionally make disparaging comments about the participants.
Tribalsteez
OSS hearing about Chip’s hiring
http://i.imgur.com/Z6CiQQa.gifFlying Squirrel Theory
Im sorry but those 49er fans in here who were on board with Tomsula at any point have lost all credibility going forward with this Chip Kelly thing.
ChrisKeal
I love Russell Wilson ChrisKeal Yeah it was only 40 degrees this morning. Got up to 50. It was 50 in AZ when I left.
Adusoron
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) You were pretty much dead on with Tomsula being a bum.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Adusoron KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) It was obvious though
Munkster
Cruz thinks we should have thrown the full might of the US military against Iran because the US sailors they detained were forced to kneel at one point.
CharlietheUnicorn
https://twitter.com/49ers/status/687817772001292288/photo/1
how about removing the eagles logo first
Gobble Gobble Turkey
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I was more so leaning on the talent than Tomsula
Flying Squirrel Theory
York me in the bum – one more time as a joke for a few nights
Steelers07
lol im not sure how you can classify a coach as a bum after one season. not to mention the max exodus.
CharlietheUnicorn
York me in the bum – one more time he is about as bad as Loyal
Adusoron
Steelers07 Tomsula was a bum. A really good DL coach who got over-promoted.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Steelers07 just watch a niners game and youll understand
Munkster
lol, you guys look like idiots when you besmirch Russell Wilson. Don’t disgrace yourself like that.
ChrisKeal
DGdub Sounds like Palmer,.. Not sure why he added his career (high school, college and pro) rushing stats at the end tho.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ill stab myself in the eye if he keeps mangini
Adusoron
Come Honor Face Hmm, I think he might. *hands BMT the switchblade*
bry_paz
The writing was on the wall when the 9ers gave home that contract. Showed no faith in him long term.
cknuckles60191
Come Honor Face – Mangini really should move into a front office role….He is a much better talent evaluator than he is a coach.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
charlie plenty of women like my one eyed indian.. the white women especially
Marshawn
Why would I worried about our military? We have the world’s largest and most funded military in the world.
Now our economy….
Munkster
lol, if our military was that degraded, Iran wouldn’t have given the ship and sailor back that quickly … ass hat
CharlietheUnicorn
KZRider_ CharlietheUnicorn just liked I picked all 6 numbers in lotto.. but 1 number off 🙁
bry_paz
I wish someone would fix the Tax Code. That should be the biggest issue. We spend more on the burocracy of collecting taxes than most countries collect in total.
sf9ers4905
Munkee they were just making a statement- and it was a boat dammit
Munkster
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Munkee you’re a national treasure. we need to tell more people about you.
Flying Squirrel Theory
Let the masses know, the world needs to see the madness that is my midsection.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
oh great we get to take care of our allies. sounds expensive. sounds not conservative financially speaking
CharlietheUnicorn
Maybe someone will make a mistake and bring up the occupiers in Oregon
Munkster
And there is a wily, small-statured QB with grit and will rallying his team for a SB run.
cknuckles60191
CharlietheUnicorn Reverend Ras – For the modest price of $3500.00.
CharlietheUnicorn
It had almost has more computing power than my BB8 I got for XMAS ~ Keal
sf9ers4905
When they finally ask Trump a question he will say”Cruz is a Canuck”
Munkster
Ben Carson may think that dirty bombs attacks on electrical grids are a recent development.
cknuckles60191
KZRider_ – Agent USA seemed to be a fan favorite at one time.
bry_paz
Everyone want businesses and the rich to pay more taxes? Fix the tax system so that there ar no loopholes. Funniest part is, most of the loopholes were put in place as political posturing to convince the poor that they would get tax breaks. Only problem, if you are poof you don’t pay income tax. The rich use the loopholes and the middle class get screwed.
CharlietheUnicorn
KZRider_ There was some America’s Cup 1986 game that was funs…. I guess
Gobble Gobble Turkey
man republicans make real life sound like blockbuster movies.
cknuckles60191
KZRider_ cknuckles60191 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7JbCzZGKpU
Flying Squirrel Theory
Do you guys remember the meme challenge? Nikki Minaj shitting on a wooden indian, with a shrimpcocktail on her thigh
CharlietheUnicorn
Sugar Dick Supreme Some MLB baseball game was the bomb, forget the name now
CharlietheUnicorn
OIeSagginSeahawk he is stabbing his eye, he will be back in a moment
OIeSagginSeahawk
CharlietheUnicorn OIeSagginSeahawk LMAO…I instantly saw him with a black patch
cknuckles60191
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) – WTF….Is she shitting on Jim Caldwell?
Flying Squirrel Theory
OIeSagginSeahawk KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) it was a challenge, 3 people suggested a theme
Flying Squirrel Theory
OIeSagginSeahawk KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) and I created it
sf9ers4905
I think the Cards win, KC wins, Denver wins. Hawk/Car is a toss up
Ballon Knot
Seeing Bartiromo & Cavuto,… Takes Me back to the late 90s
~BKTribalsteez
Republicans should have a victoria’s secret angel as a candidate
OIeSagginSeahawk
York me in the bum – one more time They tried with Palin…..Of course they screwed up
The real SacSig
I was doing some research today and came across something kind of interesting. Did you know, that the Arizona Cardinals have zero SB’s?
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I feel like this is a slam against Obama, and I like that
Munkster
Kind of, he equated him being in born in Canada with Trump’s Mom being born in Scotland.
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time Trump will probably go up in the polls as a result
bry_paz
The party needs to be trolled. The Rep party is all fucked up. They pander to the fringe too much. Same for the dems too though
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Ras werent you on here 2 days ago pretending to be a republican?
bry_paz
I’m conservative. But the party is all fucked up. Not even conservative anymore.
Tribalsteez
rebuild the military? lol…republicans are funny. Did we destroy the army?
ChrisKeal
“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.”
― http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/369997.Barry_M_GoldwaterGobble Gobble Turkey
York me in the bum – one more time apparently the budget isnt high enough. ya know being higher than the next 8 combined
Marshawn
TYork me in the bum – one more time They’re not happy until a military base is stationed on every Middle Eastern nation.
OIeSagginSeahawk
I don’t get Fox biz on my cable. You’d think if the RNC wanted to reach the masses, they would be on Fox or CNN, CBS,ABC,NBC, ect…………..
Gobble Gobble Turkey
and way more than planned parenthood and solar panels combined
ChrisKeal
Ancientage Still working on material. Wanna enter the fray with a bang.
ChrisKeal
Reverend Ras Remember when the Pledge of Allegiance and out currency didn’t mention god? Those were the good old days.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
pretty sure both rubio and trump want to up the military budget to over 1 trilliion a year its a joke.
Marshawn
ChrisKeal Reverend Ras Yes, it wasn’t necessary back then because God was allowed in our schools and society.
Tribalsteez
This debate is a lot better than the first one I watched.
They are trolling each other, instead of ranting on stupid shit
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I’d make a side deal with other candidates to mention my name so I can but in to ever discussion
sf9ers4905
OIeSagginSeahawk sf9ers4905 well you said you couldn’t get it with that backyard antenna, just trying to help
ChrisKeal
I love Russell Wilson ..and then when it’s your turn mention other people but only through vague hints so they can;t respond.
Marshawn
Looks like these guys all got the memo from the RNC to show unity.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Reverend Ras like the memo davis got from jed/trent?
OIeSagginSeahawk
sf9ers4905 OIeSagginSeahawk Thanks , but I’ll just hang with you guys. Much more entertaining.
ChrisKeal
Should;t they be attacking Hillary and Bernie. Why bother with Obama?
Marshawn
I love Russell Wilson Reverend Ras No, this is actually a possibility.
SacSig
I just wish Chip Kelly were up there on stage right now…showing his offensive prowess
Munkster
Same reason we talked a lot about Al Qaida and then invaded Iraq.
SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time you better do it before we make being white a requirement
Munkster
Please check with me first so I can approve your candidate of choice.
Tribalsteez
i didnt do it in 2012 because I thought it would mean no jury duty LOL
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time Write in your vote for Noshoes2
Steelers07
49ers fans, look on the bright side, at least y’all have at least 3 years of hope to cling on to
Flying Squirrel Theory
I love Russell Wilson I posted this earlier the video is awesome
Tribalsteez
Steelers07 im going to enjoy every minute this time. Harbaugh went by too fast
OIeSagginSeahawk
Jury duty can be interesting. Doesn’t cover the loss from work, but educates you on how some of the system works.
Steelers07
OIeSagginSeahawk did you watch making a murderer in preparation?
Tribalsteez
no I need to get my passport from a safety box. Its such a hassle + waiting in dmv line
Steelers07
OIeSagginSeahawk its on netflix, you can literally never miss it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
Tribe what is there to be happy about with a bunch of 7 win seasons upcoming?
Tribalsteez
judicial system is a joke from all the experience ive had with it and the wonderful tv shows depicting it
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I FEEL LIKE SF HIRED THE SECOND COMING OF DENNIS ERICKSON
Steelers07
York me in the bum – one more time wait do you think tv shows are real life?
Marshawn
Airing this movie commercial during a Republican Debate is a nice Hollywood troll.
The real SacSig
I got summoned for jury duty once, but I was out of state so they delayed it six months. I was still out of state after six months and so they delayed it again. Never heard back. Riveting story, I know.
Tribalsteez
What the fuck man.
He’s not the best coach but he’s an innovative guy. If we’re going to suck at least it will be entertaining
FuckChipKelly
Nobody named Chip has ever been good at anything. That’s science.
Flying Squirrel Theory
“I already told my old lady if we win, were goin down to myrtle beach for about 10 months. Were getting a timeshare, the whole nine yards. Maybe a big boat, couple boats, some,you know lotta boats. And were gonna have a great time.”
-Chris Long on if he wins the powerball lotto.The real SacSig
FuckChipKelly Supposed to be that they can issue an arrest warrant. If you are tried by a jury of your peers, I’m sure they’d understand
Tribalsteez
I wasnt convinced of anyone to vote in last election.
Didnt want to vote for wrong candidate
OIeSagginSeahawk
Only Jury duty I had, was charges against a drug dealer . Turns out the key witness (snitch) didn’t show up….Case dismissed.
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time I could see Kelly becoming a crazy homeless man working the river and fishing Kaeps severed head out of it
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I did that today. I was supposed to call well thats whar machine said last night. Too busy banning people.
sf9ers4905
York me in the bum – one more time No, you said you didn’t register so you could avoid jury duty
OIeSagginSeahawk
White Trash Lizard #DHC Cards losing the NFCCG to the Hawks ?……Ya it is funny
Marshawn
Attacks from white/Christian people = mental health issue
Attacks from Arab/Muslim people = terrorism issueBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
KZ I didn’t get chance to delete your comments
White Trash Lizard #DHC
Yes. Half the division is strong. The other half is laugh out loud funny.
Tribalsteez
the urgency would have been more if I was convinced there was some to vote for
this is why im doing it now
Gobble Gobble Turkey
you can tell rubio tries to rehearse these little speeches but still fucks them up
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No I lost my mod badge because I was mad with power and we’ll just mad
cknuckles60191
I love Russell Wilson – Because English is his second language….
Tribalsteez
Munkee studies show mental people are not responsible for those killings though
The real SacSig
Listening to Sherm’s press conference (coincidentally while high on sherm) he has really mellowed out.
OIeSagginSeahawk
I love Russell Wilson Wear it proudly Jive. Wear it proudly
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I see what you are doing MFA Tuesday morning
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time Didn’t even seem him. Scotti you are getting too good at this
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Ha ha what a loser listening to press conferences
Marshawn
Christie is actually right about Obama. He had a golden opportunity when he came into office in 2008 and squandered it.
The real SacSig
Navorro Yea! What a dumbass…. Oh wait, you’re talking about me
Gobble Gobble Turkey
republicans wont be able to go after bernie on the gun rights issue
Marshawn
This isn’t a debate. They are all unifying to attack Obama, Hillary and Sanders.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
This is all Monkey fault fuckin enabler
FuckChipKelly
Bernie is a boss. If he wins he will probably get asassinated though
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras NO FUCKING WAY! A republican debate talking badly about democratic candidates. Somebody alert the presses.
Tribalsteez
they will try to get him before the election for sure. He will end the oligarchy
Munkster
Dude, I was supporting you. And I still am. Even if you’re shirking your accountability and throwing me under the bus.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
noshoes2 Reverend Ras you dont understand his complaint. and neither does sf4905
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
It’s my fault in reality I was going for the York thing.
Marshawn
LOL. Ted Cruz is a moron. He just attacked “NYC” values that most of America shares. This guy is only going to appeal to 1/10 people from the rural USA.
And Trump reamed him for it.
Marshawn
Cold War “struggles” in Central America = supporting death squads.
Gobble Gobble Turkey
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) put mike on marlins man
Tribalsteez
Lol The Eagles have to pay Chip Kelly part of his contract. No wonder Jed hired him
The real SacSig
It feels like a game of where’s waldo everytime you post a pic Scotti
sf9ers4905
York me in the bum – one more time he had 2 years left there I think
Gobble Gobble Turkey
I am watching online for free and during the commercial break they put up no ads or commercials. Yet if you pay money for Fox Business you are subject to ads.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Cool. A Seattle company has made a Football helmet the far exceeds the ones used today. Company name is VICIS
The real SacSig
cknuckles60191 noshoes2 $14 mil for one year. Yea, how could you not
Munkster
Scotti, your old super bowl trophies are made from gopher wood and low quality metal alloys containing corrosive impurities.
The real SacSig
Not on Scotti’s level, but still I think quality Mike placement
The real SacSig
sf9ers4905 He has a humorous face. I make up for it by liking all of his comments
OIeSagginSeahawk
HTown49er I’ve learned to appreciate them lately….Just sayin
HTown49er
They are running.tests on my dad. Seems hes bleeding in his brain. He feel the other day but thought he was okay.
The real SacSig
HTown49er Sorry to hear that. Hope everything turns out ok
Marshawn
These guys are full of shit. You know why? Because anything you can accuse ISIS of doing our two major allies, Saudi Arabia and Egypt, do waaaay worse. But not a one of them give a shit about politicizing Saudi or Egyptian humanitarian violations because it isn’t politically convenient.
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 I picture a dozen lil Mexicans jumping out the side door.
sf9ers4905
Vans are cool until some little shit drives up in one to pick your daughter up for a date
Kramer916
Fuckin Chip Kelly? FUCK!! At least Tom Gamble is coming back and Kelly doesnt have personnel control
OIeSagginSeahawk
sf9ers4905 That’s where you give the punk the vise grip hand shake and death stare………
sf9ers4905
OIeSagginSeahawk sf9ers4905 and the “I’m not afraid to go back to prison ” speach
Tribalsteez
I hope we draft Laquon Treadwell..he’s known as MegaQuon in college lol
Kramer916
York me in the bum – one more time Thats what the espn mock draft had us taking. We have other holes tho I hope we fill before that
Tribalsteez
get a proven OL player in free agency. WRs will be expensive and need to draft elite one.
or a pass rusher opposite Aaron Lynch
Kramer916
York me in the bum – one more time we need all of those and maybe another CB
Kramer916
York me in the bum – one more time I think we have solid TE’s not great but solid
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/cart_gip?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor38 secs ago – https://twitter.com/cart_gip/status/687841532053868544?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5EtweetCurrency devaluation relies on purchasing government bonds. Cut the deficit, cut the devaluation problem.
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/DanRiffle?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor30 secs ago – https://twitter.com/DanRiffle/status/687841567164502016?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5EtweetPeople don’t understand currency devaluation, but that’s fine for Trump–makes him sound smart.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Munkee Sure…. We might troll that shit out of you, but you’ll be forgiven
Marshawn
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Trump in August: “And I love The New York Times. It’s great.” <a href=”https://t.co/KVjvqPIuNJ”>https://t.co/KVjvqPIuNJ</a></p>— Nick Corasaniti (@NYTnickc) <a href=”https://twitter.com/NYTnickc/status/687840741977124864″>January 15, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=JamesBradySBN @JamesBradySBN Veteran coaches said the 49ers’ locker room morale was lower in the 2nd half of season than they’ve ever seen in NFL, per source.https://twitter.com/JamesBradySBN/status/687841206408200196
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=AdamSchein @AdamSchein Chip needed the Niners and the Niners needed him. I love it! He’s back! Genius! https://twitter.com/CBSSportsNet https://twitter.com/hashtag/t2s?src=hash
https://t.co/GkIs7VHCP3https://twitter.com/AdamSchein/status/687841277027704833Tribalsteez
Harbaugh got a Gatorade bath after week 17 win
Players ran home after Tomsula’s week 17 win
OIeSagginSeahawk
Reverend Ras Could very well turn them around…..in a few years
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BR_NFL @BR_NFL Colin Kaepernick jerseys are off clearance in team store after Chip Kelly hiring https://t.co/VOX4HjOreohttps://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/687843534037061632
sf9ers4905
at least if Christie is elected he won’t spent countless hours on the golf course or in the gym
Marshawn
Didn’t Tigre say he would quit the team if Chip was hired by Jed and Trent?
CharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn the one girl is sad. she is so short, she has to stand on her tiptoes to have equal ass height
CharlietheUnicorn
sf9ers4905 CharlietheUnicorn He was endorsed by weight watchers
sf9ers4905
York me in the bum – one more time they were trying to drown Harbaugh
Kramer916
CharlietheUnicorn Kramer916 bad camera man, she shoulda just been the closest
CharlietheUnicorn
We have had a great day in 49ers nation
Ancientage
http://i.imgur.com/UqNlCIh.gif
We could watch lizard port insteadCharlietheUnicorn
Christie is the every man candidate. He would do well int he general election.
The real SacSig
Ancientage Nothing like some good ol fashioned lizard port
Marshawn
CharlietheUnicorn He would turn off a lot of people. I live in NJ believe me.
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 Ancientage he is just “monitoring” the situation
Munkster
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 Ancientage [img]http://i.imgur.com/0lbx9fA.gif[/img]
Kramer916
CharlietheUnicorn Why would we elect a guy who has had 4 people in his cabinet arrested for corruption? People are tired of the same ole shit, not tryin to perpetuate it
Ancientage
If you guys don’t stop fixing my spelling mistakes I’m going to explode
The real SacSig
Christie a giant douche bag. I hope he chokes on a hoagie
Marshawn
noshoes2 In South Jersey its a hoagie but in the North its a sub.
Ancientage
Did everyone just ignore that MFA deep throating meme that munkey posted…he is usually pretty docile
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras noshoes2 I only know dirty jersey and dirtier jersey
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 I didn’t see it either…Not sure I want to either
Ancientage
I’m going to repeat myself in saying this
But the whole #7stormiscoming is the gayest shit I have ever seenCharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn he is from NJ, that is actually a pretty good ratio
Ancientage
And me and no shoes have payed twister naked twalst listening to boy George
The real SacSig
sf9ers4905 I’ve been spelling his name wrong this whole time. Always Munkey
CharlietheUnicorn
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) looks like a huge turd, which reminds me
The real SacSig
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) not the meme, the actual fish
EDTGO
Folks this debates running so late im starting to think Antonio Cromarte had sex with it
The real SacSig
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) This makes me want to punch my monitor
bry_paz
If only this could be incorporated into the real game. Best seller!
Munkster
i’m never posting a face in the hole again out of respect to scotti’s skills
CharlietheUnicorn
scOtti, have you ever been institutionalized or had professional psychiatric help?
Kramer916
Rubio just repeating what he said starting off that little rant
Marshawn
https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=JamesBradySBN @JamesBradySBN If Chip Kelly was a dog which breed would he behttps://twitter.com/JamesBradySBN/status/687846152570597377
sf9ers4905
say what you want, Rubio will climb in the polls after tonight
The real SacSig
Munkee I kept trying to figure out how bmt going through a desk did anything
The real SacSig
sf9ers4905 He will climb someones poll if he is going to keep his campaign funds above water
CharlietheUnicorn
The chick that gave the retort to the STOU for the Republicans… she could win the whole election
The real SacSig
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) what the fuck am i looking at
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) some fugly chinese chicks
Kramer916
CharlietheUnicorn Kramer916 Because he defends liberty and the constitution?
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) I’d do the one on the right,
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) one on the left is a throw back…. unless BMT drunk on 6 beers
The real SacSig
Isn’t Rand the one who wants to eliminate min wage in order to raise wages. Or is that his dad?
The real SacSig
KershawOwnedBumgarner(sc0tti) Can you replace the water with dirt and add floaties?
Marshawn
Too many Eagles fans have memories one season long.
Running a defense ragged is 5 – 7 more plays a game, with ample substitutions to keep players fresh? Many Iggles fans thought they had a super bowl club when Kelly got there but it was an aging, weary team and he at least tried to upgrade it while not signing the old guys to a lot of over-the-top salaries. Even Bradford looked like a pro quarterback for a lot of games last year. Kelly’s no good in the NFL? Foles, Cooper, Jackson, Maclin and McCoy all had career years in Kelly’s offense. Kelly got more out of the Eagles for two-and-a-half years than should have been expected, and then when one relatively down year happens the front office sold out. There’s a reason his firing was a surprise to the other coaches in the league who know a hell of lot more about the game than most of us.
Who knows if the SF partnership will work—look what happened to a coach that took them to a Super Bowl and an NFC championship after years of crap—but it’s not going to surprise a lot of folks if Philadelphia discovers they sent the wrong person packing.Kramer916
noshoes2 He might. But that isnt really an issue im worried about. He is the only real conservative running for president
CharlietheUnicorn
Paul is pro life. Then turns around and says it is up to each state to decide, only if Roe v Wade is over turned. Just say you are anti abortion and don’t ride the fence.
The real SacSig
Kramer916 noshoes2 Anyone who believes eliminating min wage will raise wages is either dumb or lying through his teeth. Either way, not someone I would vote for
Kramer916
CharlietheUnicorn Yes he said most issues that the government rules on is really a state issue which is true. and no Paul doesnt wanna raise min wage
The real SacSig
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn Eliminate not raise. Was that his dad then?
Marshawn
Paul is the only one who is willing to defend the Constitution from top to bottom.
Kramer916
CharlietheUnicorn And thats a good thing that he doesnt put his views on everyone.
CharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn he wants to decrease everyones taxes…. or is a flat taxer
Kramer916
No he said a 6 dollar min wage is fine
https://americanbridgepac.org/splash/the-real-rand-paul/minimum-wage/CharlietheUnicorn
Paul has called for reducing or eliminating foreign aid to all countries
Marshawn
Love Tom Gamble. He seemed to be a good talent evaluator and just a really strong football mind. You guys are very fortunate to have Chip and Gamble together. Assuming Chip was able to learn from his mistakes last season and adjust, I truly believe you all will see a SB in the next 5 years.
Kramer916
And yes a flat tax would work if everyone had to pay. his plan is a 14.5 rate with no deductions no loopholes and no more 70,000 page tax code
Marshawn
LOL. Rubio just expressed a non-sequitor. We believe in free trade because we believe in God?
The real SacSig
Yea Rand Paul is for getting rid of min wage or at least stopping it from rising. Pretty appalling imo. There are people in our society who are just flat out not smart enough or talented enough to get good paying jobs. If you are working 40hrs a week, you should be able to support your family and a min wage should be a livable one.
Marshawn
noshoes2 He knows that only the working class will suffer with more regulations.
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 The creation of good paying jobs…… is a problem.
Kramer916
And no Rand said he wouldnt send foreign aid to countries that hate us. I got no problem with that
Kramer916
noshoes2 Min wage doesnt need to go up if we bring value back to the dollar
CharlietheUnicorn
Rand should stick to the Senate, you have more power there
Turn Rae
I really see us winning a SB in the next 3 years. Baalke, Gamble, Kelly will be a great trio for this organization
The real SacSig
That is wishful thinking. Fed min is at 7.25 I think and that is not livable in places like California or Hawaii. WA min wage I think is around $10 and have not seen any hurt in our economy up here.
Kramer916
noshoes2 Cal state is higher than that i believe it will be 10 this year
Tribalsteez
What the fuck are you talking about?
Chip Kelly and Tom Gamble got along famously before Howie Roseman fired both of them. Now they get to work together in San Francisco while we get to watch the Philadelphia Browns.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/mrparabolic on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354084925Kramer916
Reverend Ras he is talkin fed min wage, which doesnt apply in Cali cause ours is higher
CharlietheUnicorn
York me in the bum – one more time Who is Howie Roseman?
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn SEATAC is also 15 bucks per hour
The real SacSig
Still $9hr * 40 a week is $360 * 4 is under $1600 if you have a kid and live in SD no way in hell you are getting a 2 bedroom spot for under $1k. After taxes that’s almost the whole check. This means more people on welfare and gov programs which raises taxes anyway
Marshawn
noshoes2 It means that businesses won’t shut down due to artificial wage hikes.
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras noshoes2 Most businesses won’t shut down due to wage hikes.
Turn Rae
So who is the chosen one to be our DC? Im hoping its someone with great credentials
Kramer916
Imposing a higher wage is just gonna fast track inflation instead of the Gov tryin to bring value back to the dollar
The real SacSig
The fed should step in on certain issues. I’m just going to say that we disagree Kramer
Marshawn
His regression in 2014
Convinced Chip that Foles was not THE guy.
As for Bradford, at the time there was the suspicion that Chip and the FO intended to flip him and a group of other players and draft picks to another QB-hungry team for the chance to draft Marcus Mariota. That never happened though.
Bradford was one of Chip’s several 2014-2015 offseason gambles. One of the least popular ones at the time, and then a choice that seemed inspired during preseason, and then… BAMMO! Reality showed up. Bradford spent half the season shaking the rust off with a playbook that didn’t really fit him.The real SacSig
Kramer916 I disagree. Seattle has a $15 an hour min wage and shit is not getting out of control expensive
Kramer916
noshoes2 Yea they should, military. The fed gov wasnt suppose to have this kinda power and u cant disagree with that
Marshawn
noshoes2 Reverend Ras Really? Because between the high premiums from Obamacare and the new MW hikes lots of small business owners are struggling.
The real SacSig
I can disagree with it. The founding fathers also had slaves and believed women shouldn’t have equal rights. They weren’t gods, they weren’t infallible. They made mistakes.
Kramer916
noshoes2 What is sales tax? Ur taxing weed at 25%. What is property tax? I dont think u understand how this shit works
The real SacSig
This romanticizing about what our country “was” or was “meant to be” is ridiculous fairy tails, twisting history to fit a narrative
Kramer916
noshoes2 Hahaha, u can disagree with them but not the premise that the gov wasnt suppose to have this much power
CharlietheUnicorn
You know the “power of the purse” is held in the congress… how money is spent. The President has very little say in the details.
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras Might be the stupidest thing I have ever read on here
Kramer916
noshoes2 not at all, we are turning into a country that our founding fathers fled from
CharlietheUnicorn
Reverend Ras CharlietheUnicorn Then he should stay in the Senate, that is where the power lays.. not the presidente
Marshawn
CharlietheUnicorn Reverend Ras No, he wants executive power – the power to carry out the laws.
The real SacSig
So you think that the smallest gov is the best. By that logic no gov would be the best. No regulations, no rules, no law.
CharlietheUnicorn
Reverend Ras CharlietheUnicorn Laws are written by congress.
Kramer916
He doesnt understand clearly by what he has said. and been sayin. He doesnt even get that 25% sales tax is high
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 They were going to go to Oregon, but ran out of gas
Marshawn
CharlietheUnicorn Reverend Ras I know. But they are carried out by the President.
Azfan1830
Reverend Ras Are you tying to convince us or yourself that this is a good hire?
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 i dont even know what that means
Kramer916
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn he thinks we support the retards in oregon
Marshawn
I am saying you can’t create more government regulation to solve a problem.
Kramer916
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn totally proving my point that he doesnt get it
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras So you don’t think that gov regulations on companies dumping hazardous waste into local water supplies can fix the issue of local residents getting sick from said waste?
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 Reverend Ras no. this would bring undue burden upon corporations
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras Sounds like a regulation that solved a problem. A real actual problem
Marshawn
noshoes2 Reverend Ras Corporations take care of that because its not in their interest.
Kramer916
noshoes2 no one said that, but it would help if the Gov actually punished the people who did shit like that.
The real SacSig
I get it that sometimes regulations go overboard, but when you stop using your brain and just start toting the party line and parrot whatever the news tells you, it becomes unbearably ridiculous
The real SacSig
Corporations take care of that because its not in their interest.
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congrats, you just topped the stupidest thing ever saidKramer916
CharlietheUnicorn Kramer916 I dont but they tryin to make it illegal to grow so they gonna force u to buy. U just dont get it
Marshawn
People don’t realize the EPA created more pollution it didn’t stop pollution. Corporations were forced by the government to conform to standards which were inefficient and didn’t apply to how things worked on the ground. As a result mistakes were made and pollution has increased.
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras I’m done speaking to you. You have lost your grip on reality
Marshawn
noshoes2 You’ve been brainwashed by the environmentalist lobby to think corporations are evil.
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 actually, the SF 49ers winning a Sb within 5 years was worse
Marshawn
noshoes2 Reverend Ras Typical libtard. You yell insults and leave a discussion when it doesn’t suit your distorted impression of the real world.
The real SacSig
What do you think the biggest problem in Carolina will be for the hawks this weekend?
Kramer916
Reverend Ras noshoes2 I figured he was lookin up carbon credits
Azfan1830
noshoes2 Lynch plays (and plays well) Hawks win, He doesn’t, hawks lose
The real SacSig
York me in the bum – one more time If they get into short yardage situations might make for a long day for our d, keep them at 3rd and 7 or so, different story
CharlietheUnicorn
*distraction* for one thing, where were all these slutty teachers when I was in high school
Kramer916
noshoes2 Kramer916 Nope, just reinforces that u got in over ur head
Kramer916
noshoes2 Kramer916 Dont worry, we keep u in the kiddy pool from now on
The real SacSig
Kramer916 noshoes2 I didn’t. I disagree entirely with you guys. But it’s clear that you won’t listen to reason. No need to continue the conversation.
Kramer916
noshoes2 Kramer916 u were giving opinion. and yes we clearly disagree
Marshawn
York’s plan all long
you can’t go from Harbaugh to Kelly, so you have a terrible person in between.
Kelly is the next Bill Walsh. Dinosaur announcers still think it’s blasphemy that a team would go for it on 4th and 1The real SacSig
Kramer916 noshoes2 I wasn’t giving opinions when I was saying that gov regulation has helped protect communities. Nor when I was saying that raising min wage doesn’t blow up the local economy. But whatever helps you sleep at night. Done
Kramer916
Reverend Ras Shit I hope it works out, but he will need a legit defensive staff
The real SacSig
Reverend Ras I truly believe they hired Tomsula with the intent to fire him after the year. I think Tomsula knew that too
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 Reverend Ras 14M bucks, not bad not bad at all
Kramer916
noshoes2 Kramer916 There are so many laws that say the samething, we dont need more gov over reach. They are starting to take peoples rights away at this point.
CharlietheUnicorn
Tomsula was inspirational, he lived in his car.. worked his way up the ranks……. he deserved a big payday
Kramer916
Reverend Ras Kramer916 It could probably work with the right personnel
The real SacSig
Kramer916 noshoes2 Agreed, some are overreaching, others are entirely necessary and some new ones should be created and enforced to address areas where the lack of regulation has hurt.
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn He literally started at the bottom, cleaning floors and selling vacuums.
Marshawn
With Lynch and Carradine at the ends we might be better suited to a 4-3 scheme.
Kramer916
Reverend Ras I dont think Carradine is the answer as a startin olb
CharlietheUnicorn
Reverend Ras Perhaps go to a Cardinals like defense with a SS playing LB
MTGriz
Asked about his status for Sunday’s divisional round playoff game against the Carolina Panthers, Seattle Seahawks running back Lynch sent ESPN’s Kenny Mayne a two-word reply.
“I’m Ready.”
CharlietheUnicorn
Home Arizona, St. Louis, Seattle, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, New England, NY Jets, Dallas
Away Arizona, St. Louis, Seattle, Atlanta, Carolina, Buffalo, Miami, ChicagoCharlietheUnicorn
York me in the bum – one more time at least someone covered the eagles logo, unlike the official tweet by the 49ers earlier today
Navorro Fire Baalke
CharlietheUnicorn Navorro Fire Baalke Banned out of turn and deleted comments.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke CharlietheUnicorn NICE. You’ll get your badge back.
CharlietheUnicorn
only 3 easy games look like Tampa Bay, Miami and Chicago…..
Kramer916
York me in the bum – one more time We will definitley be better off on offense
Marshawn
He’ll get them a Superbowl in 5 years
because Eaglesby http://www.sbnation.com/users/DrCox on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354074941 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#CharlietheUnicorn
I keep reading that Chip will rejuvenate CK7….. but I think actually being recovered from numerous injuries will help as well.
CharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn that is what will help the most.. maybe they will try to pump CK7 up prior to draft to trade him for a 7th or something
CharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn or Manziel for CK7 straight up
Marshawn
Looks like the Eagles fired Chip a week early
So he could get a jump on finding a job, not the other way around.
On another note, I’m sitting in Afghanistan laughing my ass off at the complete ineptness of the Eagles FO right now. How depressing is that?by http://www.sbnation.com/users/chiphenderson93 on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354075375 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#Tribalsteez
Warner needs to refund Kaep on his QB camp. That shit regressed him
Marshawn
Firing Chip was the BIGGEST mistake the Eagles ever made.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/lega1eagle on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354085485 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia# http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#
CharlietheUnicorn
Kramer916 CharlietheUnicorn He played decently. Not a hell of a lot of weapons around him…. he can be serviceable for a year or two……
Marshawn
York me in the bum – one more time Tomfoola and that shit offensive line did.
Marshawn
Niners win a Super Bowl before the Eagles. Calling it now.
“You do not throw rocks at a man that’s holding a machine gun!”by http://www.sbnation.com/users/The%20Truth%20Injection on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354075723 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#Marshawn
You know it. Chip deserved one more year, at least.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/lega1eagle on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354088499 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia# http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#
Marshawn
So we traded out Kelly for Pedersen?
I need to buy some fucking antacid.Marshawn
He’s going to do really well there
This will be hard to watch… good for Chip though, and Kap for that matter
by http://www.sbnation.com/users/MeanGreen5 on http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#354076761 http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/1/14/10770090/chip-kelly-hired-49ers-san-francisco-head-coach-trent-baalke-jed-york-eagles-philadelphia#Navorro Fire Baalke
Do you really have to put Reggie Miller with Kevin Harlan. Putting mediocrity with greatness.
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro Fire Baalke always thought he looked too skinny
CharlietheUnicorn
https://twitter.com/Sports_Father
Stan Kroenke looks like he’d set you up with a low mileage ’98 Corolla.Marshawn
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The "everyone in NovaCare hated Chip" thing was always overblown. Plenty of employees/players loved him. <a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash”>#Eagles</a></p>— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) <a href=”https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/687721508953657344″>January 14, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Turn Rae
Lol Im on bleedinggreennation and all the Eagle fans are PISSED that Kelly was let go
Too Short™
If you’re looking for MFA, he said he will be at the Turkish bath today.
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ChrisKeal
Welcome back Silent Bob. WE MISSED YE!