Jordys Jortastic Mock Draft .0009

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    Ok guys here is my first mock draft ever I hope this makes it to the board or even NFC Because no one wants anymore knowledge of bkob Nav backwards spells van van rhymes with rape navs fabulous rape van.

    Bears – someone stupid
    Vikings – a qb
    Lions – a offensive lineman
    Packers – future hall of famer linebacker

    Cardinals – Lamar Jackson
    49ers – a long snapper thanks cte
    Seahawks – a kicker
    Rams – they’ll trade it for three number 7 future drafts

    Cowboys – wide receiver
    Giants – a qb
    Eagles – a safety
    redskins – they’ll trade all their picks to move up and draft a qb

    Panthers – probably luke my brain is mush kluckeys replacement
    Saints – WHY WOULD THEY NOT DRAFT A QB
    Bucs- probably someone who’s hobbies include lobster fishing, and crab catching
    Falcons – they should just draft a defensive end because I don’t know their teams needs

    Now the AFC

    Steelers – a qb big bens rape days are getting numbered
    Browns – someone
    Bengals – hopefully they draft someone to replace vontez burfict so preferably someone that got arrested recently
    Ravens – a Mexican soccer player

    Dolphins – that fat Hawaiian defensive lineman guy with a stupid name
    Patriots – omg they too will draft Tom Brady’s replacement
    Bills – a coach
    That other team – they trade down to stretch for that really good corner back

    Chargers – someone that is bi lingual for when they move again but to Mexico
    Raiders – Gruden finds someone on grindr
    Broncos – hopefully they draft a running back that isn’t black
    Chiefs – someone who is a good cook preferably a gluten free non gmo vegan chef to cook for Andy Reid like …. quinten Nelson

    Colts – drunk
    Texans – PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO REPLACE JJ WATT IM SICK OF HEARING HOW GOOD HE IS (injured)
    Jaguars – their owner is isis so they probably take someone named Muhammad
    Sorry other shitty team I can’t remember You will draft someone from the cfl

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    • Oss grow up
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    • Ron use whatever hair solution mfa said worked for him
    • I’m sure I’m missing people don’t get your panties in a bunch
    • Cinco thank you
    • Fyj thank you For supporting jordys shit project
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