Ok guys here is my first mock draft ever I hope this makes it to the board or even NFC Because no one wants anymore knowledge of bkob Nav backwards spells van van rhymes with rape navs fabulous rape van.
Bears – someone stupid
Vikings – a qb
Lions – a offensive lineman
Packers – future hall of famer linebacker
Cardinals – Lamar Jackson
49ers – a long snapper thanks cte
Seahawks – a kicker
Rams – they’ll trade it for three number 7 future drafts
Cowboys – wide receiver
Giants – a qb
Eagles – a safety
redskins – they’ll trade all their picks to move up and draft a qb
Panthers – probably luke my brain is mush kluckeys replacement
Saints – WHY WOULD THEY NOT DRAFT A QB
Bucs- probably someone who’s hobbies include lobster fishing, and crab catching
Falcons – they should just draft a defensive end because I don’t know their teams needs
Now the AFC
Steelers – a qb big bens rape days are getting numbered
Browns – someone
Bengals – hopefully they draft someone to replace vontez burfict so preferably someone that got arrested recently
Ravens – a Mexican soccer player
Dolphins – that fat Hawaiian defensive lineman guy with a stupid name
Patriots – omg they too will draft Tom Brady’s replacement
Bills – a coach
That other team – they trade down to stretch for that really good corner back
Chargers – someone that is bi lingual for when they move again but to Mexico
Raiders – Gruden finds someone on grindr
Broncos – hopefully they draft a running back that isn’t black
Chiefs – someone who is a good cook preferably a gluten free non gmo vegan chef to cook for Andy Reid like …. quinten Nelson
Colts – drunk
Texans – PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO REPLACE JJ WATT IM SICK OF HEARING HOW GOOD HE IS (injured)
Jaguars – their owner is isis so they probably take someone named Muhammad
Sorry other shitty team I can’t remember You will draft someone from the cfl
- Chris Keal out, Matt Mosley in
- Pack fan genius or genious
- Lanzo’s toe fungus will it go away on its own? Or will he need a 21 day quarantine
- Cknuckles he could drag his knuckles in my ass crack any time
- Lisa fix ya damn roof
- Tribe you go boy
- Stallion you are a true American hero
- Ian ravens I often wonder why you look like a pedofile
- Bader stop trying to use pesos in American bars
- Oss grow up
- Mhb Park ridge is for rich people and killer clowns
- Ron use whatever hair solution mfa said worked for him
- I’m sure I’m missing people don’t get your panties in a bunch
- Cinco thank you
- Fyj thank you For supporting jordys shit project
