The NFL Regular season has ended with probably the most depth at starting QB we have ever seen but none are more relevant than this season’s future MVP, Patrick “SHOWTIME” Mahomes. He is the new Messiah of football. He has revolutionized the position with his unorthodox throwing ability and knack for making a play no matter what the defense brings. For true appreciation do yourself a favor and rewatch each touchdown pass on what many are considering the greatest season for a QB of all time. So its no surpise that he makes the top of the list But the following rankings are every QB who has started a game this year.
- Patrick Mahomes – THE GOAT
- Drew Brees
- Phillip Rivers – Peyton Manning with down syndrome
- Russell Wilson – Will Smith of the NFL
- Andrew Luck – Mickey Mouse
- Jared Goff – Cankles for hands
- Matt Ryan – Nerd
- Desean Watson
- Tom Brady – Pervert
- Ben Roethlisberger – Rapist
- Kirk Cousins – Crook
- Aaron Rodgers – Declining
- Lamar Jackson – Pure of Heart
- Dak Prescott
- Baker Mayfield – Drunk Athiest
- Cam Newton
- Mike “Mitch” Trubisky
- Nick Foles – Napoleon Dynamite
- Carson Wentz – Ginger fag
- Jameis Winston -Skrong
- Matt Stafford
- Nick Mullens – Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Eli Manning
- Alex Smith – Boss
- Ryan Fitzpatrick – Magical
- Joe Flacco – Elite
- Andy Dalton – Ginger fag
- Derek Carr
- Marcus Mariota
- Ryan Tannehill
- Josh Allen
- Sam Darnold
- Case Keenum
- CJ Beathard
- Blake Bortles
- Brock Osweiler
- Jeff Driskel
- Jimmy Garoppolo – Womanizer
- Josh Rosen – Feminazi Jew
- Blaine Gabbert
- Redskins backups
- Sam Bradford
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