GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Brock Purdy is a fraud.
Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. This week’s intro is all about celebrating the mighty, mighty Seattle Seahawks – heroes to the unbiased Sports Journalists of the world – led by the courageous and charismatic HC Mike Macdonald, or as I like to call him… MACDOMINANT!!
Have I been saving this custom meme for the past three weeks? It doesn’t matter, because the Seahawks are in first place RIGHT NOW!! *blows the horn of knowledge*
My sources have informed me that Golden Boner Award winning former HC Pete Carroll met with Coach Macdominant this past week, and may-or-may-not have supplied him with extra-strength chewing gum. It works in much the same way as Popeye’s spinach, and the results speak for themselves.
I think I speak for all NFCW fans when I say: “Now come the days of the King. May they be blessed.” *hobbits cheer*
Now let’s get to the part we’re all excited about: NFCW STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
K Murray – 130/196 (66.3%) 1,331 yds, 6.8 ypa, 9 td, 3 int, 94.6 rtg
B Purdy – 138/216 (63.9%) 1,841 yds, 8.5 ypa, 9 td, 7 int, 91.2 rtg
G Smith – 191/279 (68.5%), 1,985 yds, 7.1 ypa, 8 td, 6 int, 89.4 rtg
M Stafford – 132/198 (66.7%) 1,392 yds, 7.0 ypa, 3 td, 4 int, 83.6 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
J Mason – 128 att, 667 yds, 5.2 ypa, 3 td, 2 fum
J Conner – 109 att, 504 yds, 4.6 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
K Williams – 116 att, 436 yds, 3.8 ypa, 8 td, 1 fum
K Murray – 36 att, 325 yds, 9.0 ypa, 2 td, 2 fum
K Walker – 65 att, 303 yds, 4.7 ypa, 6 td, 0 fum
Z Charbonnet – 57 att, 206 yds, 3.6 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
B Purdy – 34 att, 154 yds, 4.5 ypa, 2 td, 2 fum
B Corum – 16 att, 64 yds, 4.0 ypa, 0 td, 0 fu
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
D Metcalf – 35 rec, 61 tgt, 568 yds, 16.2 ypr, 3 td, 2 fum
J Jennings – 25 rec, 36 tgt, 404 yds, 16.2 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 30 rec, 46 tgt, 384 yds, 12.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
G Kittle – 34 rec, 42 tgt, 375 yds, 11.0 ypr, 5 td, 0 fum
B Aiyuk – 25 rec, 47 tgt, 374 yds, 15.0 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Samuel – 20 rec, 32 tgt, 335 yds, 16.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
T Atwell – 23 rec, 34 tgt, 332 yds, 14.4 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 33 rec, 45 tgt, 322 yds, 9.8 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
J Smith-Njigba – 37 rec, 55 tgt, 319 yds, 8.6 ypr, 1 td, 1 fum
M Harrison Jr – 20 rec, 43 tgt, 300 yds, 15.0 ypr, 4 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 22 rec, 33 tgt, 252 yds, 11.5 ypr, 2 td, 1 fum
J Whittington – 18 rec, 23 tgt, 201 yds, 11.2 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Robinson – 13 rec, 26 tgt, 198 yds, 15.2 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
My Analysis:
Brock Purdy is a fraud.
We all kinda knew that already, but we didn’t necessarily have a Chart or a Table to definitively prove it… until now. That’s why The Real BKOB Report is here.
It’s well known that Brock Purdy is largely ineffective unless he’s surrounded by All-Pro teammates at RB, OL, TE, FB and WR – and that his stats and winning % deteriorate if only one of them is missing. But did you know that Brock Purdy plays at his absolute WORST when his team needs him the most: Trailing by less then 8 (or tied) in the 4th Quarter/Overtime? Iiiiiiiiiiit’s true!!
During my in-depth fraud investigation of Purdy, I uncovered 21 times he had the ball in the 4th Quarter/Overtime, either tied of trailing by ≤8 points, with a chance for a lead-changing score. These 21 drives happened during the course of 9 different games (both regular season and playoffs). Here are the results of those 21 drives:
Field Goal 7
INT 4
Running back TD 3
Missed FG 2
Punt 2
End of Reg. 2
TD Pass 1
The 49ers are 3-6 in those games, with one of those “victories” coming after their Defense got a 56 yard INT return in Overtime. Here is a full breakdown of each of those games/drives. No need to thank me, Knowledge Seekers.
“But wait,” Adu impotently interjects, “Doesn’t EVERY Quarterback choke like a sick dog whenever their team needs them to score?” What an interesting, yet totally predictable, question. Let’s see how his Stats compare to the LAST fraudulent Quarterback who disgraced our Knowledge Tables with his false “success”. To the Multi-Colored Infographic!!
Say what you want about Jimmy Garoppolo, but at least he was consistently mediocre – rather than plummeting to the putrid depths of Red Highlighter Hell every time the chips are down.
But which approach is more effective? The stable, journeyman-style QB with the million-dollar smile? Or the obnoxious front-runner who lets his teammates do all the heavy-lifting while he takes the credit? Let’s take a look at their overall W/L records through their first 28 starts (34 including playoffs).
Not a good look, Brock. Let’s see if he can pull his team out of its current nose-dive… they say there’s a first time for everything.
And now, how about your feedback? Today’s edition of The Real BKOB Report gave me a tingling feeling all over my body. Tell us how it made you feel in the Comments Section below!!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
