MFAZ Top 42 Lies

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    You love him, you hate him…. you know who Mike From Arizona (MFAZ) is on SKA.  Everyone argues with him, reasons with him and ignores him the best they can. However, it has come to the attention of SKA management that he has been spewing some lies on SKA. We would like to set the record straight…… without further adieu, here are the top 42 lies told by MFAZ!!!!

     

    NAVY SEAL
    HEIGHT AND WEIGHT
    3K SQ FT HOUSE
    300,000 DOLLAR HOUSE
    COLLEGE EDUCATION
    MARRIED
    GAVE WIFE BREAST CANCER
    MARRIED AGAIN
    KIDS
    SALARY
    IQ
    STRAIGHT
    GOOD LOOKING
    HOME OWNER
    LIVES HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
    SEASON TICKETS
    HIS FACEBOOK
    HIS LINKEDIN
    HIS BRA SIZE
    HIS WEIGHT LOSS
    HAVING SEX
    SHOWERING
    MANAGES 44 PEOPLE
    MANAGES 24 PEOPLE
    MANAGES ANYONE
    JOB TITLE
    TAMMY OBSESSION
    I GOT A GOOD DEAL BUYING A KIA FOR MSRP
    WIFE IS HOT
    CARDINALS WILL WIN THE SB
    I LIVE IN A LOW CRIME NEIGHBORHOOD
    3RD PLACE AT COMPANY GOKART EVENT
    SAVED THE STARBUCKS ACCOUNT FOR FIRST DATA
    THAT MUGSHOT PHOTO WAS A LOWPOINT IN MY LIFE
    SAN DIEGO IS NOT IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
    5’6″ 245 LBS
    I DO NOT WEAR A RUG
    DIET PEPSI IS GOOD
    I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER
    I SAW “The Catch” IN PERSON WHEN MY DAD FLEW US IN FOR THE NFCCG
    I WON’T BE BACK BEFORE THE DRAFT
    THE CARDINALS ARE GOING TO DO BETTER THAN 13-3 NEXT YEAR (2016)

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    Charlie the Unicorn

    The unicorn is a legendary animal that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead.

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