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Fiversons No Spin Zone
Why Mexico City? All of them just watch the games over here anyways…
Wentzadelphia
It’s only a matter of time until the Cowboys play in Mexico. You know you love it.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/TMZ https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/651771731384766464
Eagles’ Chip Kelly — I’ll Let You Drink from Pope’s Cup … Says Philly Congressman http://t.co/2tizORSzZI7:51 AM – 7 Oct 2015 · https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/651771731384766464https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/651771731384766464Reply Retweet Favorite MoreWentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone You live in N.C. so we all know you know how to whip. It’s the whole Nae Nae thing that has you a bit confused.
Wentzadelphia
What did Johnny do to Rolando McClain to deserve this?
https://twitter.com/ForTheWin https://twitter.com/ForTheWin/status/651773027747819524
Home belonging to Johnny Manziel’s family destroyed in fire – http://t.co/Kyxv2vsFbk 7:56 AM – 7 Oct 2015 · https://twitter.com/ForTheWin/status/651773027747819524Reply Retweet Favorite MoreHailBandG
Luckily they play one of the least talented Ds in the league, which is pretty poorly coordinated
splooz
That shit D still managed to give Dallas’s OL all they could handle on Sunday.
Matt Mosley 4.1
Eagles lose this week and it’s a official dumpster fire in Philly?
splooz
The OL didn’t give him much help in either the run game or pass protection.
splooz
Yanks sure exceeded expectations this year. Funny to hear their fans booing last night. Fucking dicks.
DallasCowboysSux
Falcons 38 – Redskins 24
Saints 29 – Eagles 3
Patriots 52 – Cowboys 20
Giants 20 – 49ers 15Itsmebeenthereagain
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c_QjYVh_RrQ
These bitches all hate Hardy.Wentzadelphia
This guy makes Dez the Mom beater look like an angel. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/10/greg-hardy-was-totally-tone-deaf-on-his-return-to-the-nfl
Wentzadelphia
How long until Hardy assaults another woman? The LV O/U is 4 games.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/greg-hardy-comes-back–guns-blazing—talks-up-tom-brady-s-wife-125329096.htmlItsmebeenthereagain
I can’t be happy that instead of losing players to injury we get two back?
Whatever.Wentzadelphia
I will be honest. If the Eagles would have singed Hardy I would have stopped watching them yet Cowboys fans can’t wait to root for this guy. Jerry made sure to give him enough money so he can get away with it again. Stay classy Cowboys fans. http://www.sbnation.com/2015/10/7/9467475/greg-hardy-2015-debut-domestic-violence-arrest
Itsmebeenthereagain
More importantly, how many games until he assaults a QB?
I say one.Wentzadelphia
I’m not talking about you, i’m talking about the lowlife fans like Shitrant.
Itsmebeenthereagain
“Bradford will be MVP, and throw for 500 yards and 48 TDs.”
Dongtavious Steelwang
Eagles, Vick, Cowboys, Hardy, Redskins, Gallette, Giants, Merriweather….
Wentzadelphia
Does anyone remember who told us that if we wanted an easy win we should bet on the 1-3 Chiefs to win the SB?
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws I did it wrong, now I have compartment syndrome.
Wentzadelphia
Who was it that said the Patriots had no shot at winning the AFC East this season? hmmmmmm
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I prefer this retrofitted shipping container I’m living in
Wentzadelphia
I forget who told us we should bet as much as we can on the Bills beating the Pats in week 2. Does anyone remember who that was?
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz “For the Watch.”
“And now Captain Kirk’s watch has ended.”Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ To be fair, that shit looks pretty cool though.
splooz
If he’s a member of the watch…he was sent there due to rape. Of my hopes and dreams.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/Redskins https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/651784872080633856https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/651784872080633856
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash WR DeSean Jackson back on the practice field warming up with teammates.curmudgeonwater
He looked good last week. He’s not the best troll this week. That’s lazy.
splooz
Dallas OL is a much better troll right now. And the Garret/Jones feud. And Chip. And Philly OL. And Weeden. And Kirk. Fucking Kirk.
curmudgeonwater
I just scrolled down. I see you’re just being stupid. You can disregard my response.
Wentzadelphia
Iseeallbeenthere He better turn it on because Hicks has the jump on him at the moment.
Wentzadelphia
Are Shitrant and Choy the only Cowboys fans who come here that think Hardy is not only a good player but also a good person?
splooz
I’m not that upset with our DBs. Goldson has been better than expected. Breeland has matured. Jarrett is playing well. Hall and Culliver need to get healthy. Robinson is the weak link but he’s not supposed to be a starter.
HailBandG
He’s not good. He’s never been a good starter in the NFL. This is his 6th year. He is who he is.
splooz
I guess. He was supposed to start but is barely playing ST where he was also an ace in Seattle. No clue what his boggle is.
splooz
Well Drew Brees is one of the greatest QBs of all time. Dallas should have beat that team though with him being hampered. He’s getting healthier this week so I’m not sure this works in your favor.
splooz
Well Philly fans are also more resigned to them sucking now than Dallas fans were going into last week and somehow winning enough games with Weeden in, Dez out, and the OL/run game not making life easier.
curmudgeonwater
I don’t really see that as an excuse. He’s just complimenting Bress’s accuracy. I think you’re reaching honestly.
curmudgeonwater
You said that when you still had Romo, lol. I couldn’t believe cow fans’ lack of actual faith in Romo.
curmudgeonwater
Eagles are winning 4 in a row starting Sunday. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
splooz
I didn’t realize Philly had 4 straight against Dallas. Apologies. 5-3 here you come.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Every coach lauds the fuck out of their opponents. You never want to look like the guy who underestimated anyone. Belichick does it all the time.
And no, CHIP KELLY IS NOT BELICHICK.Dongtavious Steelwang
Preseason Optimism Evaluations:
Cowboys – Anyone can run behind that offensive line – FALSE – Cowboys are only 15th in rushing
Eagles – Guards aren’t that important – FALSE – we suck
Giants – I don’t have anything hereRedskins – Offensive line and defense will improve – TRUE – they don’t suck
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Even when they were in though the RBs didn’t make that much headway
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ NO MAN THIS IS OVERREACTION WEDNESDAY
I dunno. I still don’t think it’s as plug and play as one might like, even when Romo and Dez get back.curmudgeonwater
Don’t deflect, the OL was incredibly overrated last season in terms of run blocking and it’s shoeing this year.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ OL problems are never in the middle. It’s either “everything’s fine” or “everything is fucking burning down.” One problem affects the entire unit.
splooz
Justin – Dallas OL has not been good this year. It’s that simple. No need to make excuses and blame injuries to others or Weeden. They have been a subpar unit through 4 games. They are still talented as hell and may get on track but for what was expected to be the most dominant unit in the sport at any position, they’ve failed to live up to their own expectations.
curmudgeonwater
It wasn’t all on the OL is my point. Take away a very talented RB and a good QB and WR and the OL shows what it really is. Just okay when it comes to run blocking. You have trouble understanding things.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s overrated if you think it’s just due to the OL. That’s like saying Emmitt only did well because he had a good OL.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s always two parts. It doesn’t matter how good the OL is at blocking if the RB isn’t smart enough to hit the hole. Trent Richardson would be a beast if he could actually do the right thing.
splooz
I concur but Dallas fans are adamant he isn’t important. He sure has helped our line though.
curmudgeonwater
It’s hard for him to admit this to himself for some reason. I can admit I was completely wrong about the Eagles guards this season.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz At the same time, you wonder how much can fall apart with a unit after one year with a different coach. It’s not like they’d be suddenly blocking entirely differently or get less talented.
Monz Venus
Fiversons No Spin Zone If Callahan can get LeRibeus and Moses to play starting-caliber football, then he is the best hire Snyder has ever made. Period.
splooz
Scheme and details can fall off. That’s really where Callahan is great…the details. Word is he keeps the Skins guys after practice working for 30+ minutes every day. They love it…and hate it.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz If it’s another 30 minutes daily to keep your job for the rest of the year…makes a difference.
splooz
Truth is I thought he was a shit coach before he got to Dallas due to his failures in Oakland as a HC and Nebraska (who can’t win there?). But then he went back to NYJ as a OL coach and got their running game on track. Then to Dallas and we know what happened there. Now in DC. Everywhere he goes…the OL improves immediately. When he leaves…the OL appears to drop off significantly.
He’s like a fucking idiot savant.Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz It’s like how Wade is as a DC. He improves D’s everywhere he goes. You don’t want him as your head guy but he’ll get your shit done on D. I imagine its like that in many places where coordinators who become coaches are out of their element and everything suffers.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
So… I have Coke to the conclusion that Justin is wrong, And Callahan is the skins MVP…
splooz
Right. Some guys just are great at 1 job but add anything else and they fall apart. Callahan is a fucking OL guru but if you give him any other duties he’s a huge tard.
I’m hopeful he sticks around in DC as he has a lot of historical ties to this staff. It’s part of why he came in the first place.splooz
Then why does every Cow OL player appear to be struggling this year in comparison to last in both the run and pass protection?
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz Promoted to mediocrity! Happens everywhere, not just the football world.
splooz
You blamed Weeden earlier today for all pass protection issues (not true though he is a statue and sux) and just below you claim that Romo and Dez open up running lanes.
splooz
I watched Tyron try to double on the interior rusher and block nobody on a sack just 3 days ago as 2 rushers came off the edge.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang splooz Just before. But he’s one of the primary reasons Brady has been able to stay off his ass for so long. Legendary OL coach.
Monz Venus
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s assuming the passing game forces defenses to drop the extra man into coverage instead of loading the box. Is that a foregone conclusion with Romo and Dez?
curmudgeonwater
That doesn’t make an OL good at run blocking though, it just makes it easier on them.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ In terms of a football standpoint, it was probably better if Murray could stay in Dallas and keep their continuity going.
In terms of a $$ standpoint, you can’t do that.Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Scar was there for like 15 years and the Pats OL never really sucked.
splooz
ATL has had a good QB and good WR for awhile and had OL issues. Same with Detroit. Just not sure they correlate.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ They definitely did early on when they lost to the Chiefs.
Monz Venus
I didn’t realize Dallas was built as a “pass-first-to-open-up-the-run” offense.
splooz
Well maybe they replaced him with someone really good or perhaps Tom Brady is so good at adjusting that it almost doesn’t matter who’s around him.
curmudgeonwater
Yet you’re arguing with us when we say the OL has been pretty mediocre this season.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Monz Venus Last year was literally the best incarnation of the Dallas offense to date. Unless they get another top flight RB, it’s probably not happening again.
curmudgeonwater
Wait. http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033384/ isn’t choy’s alt account?
splooz
But the Jets OL got worse when he left too. And the Skins OL has gotten significantly better. Further…Dallas premier OL player (Tyron) is not off to a good start. Skins premier OL player (Trent) is has not allowed a sack or even a hit on Kirk and is excelling (per usual) in the run.
They are correlated. Callahan keeps his guys sharp. I’m convinced.curmudgeonwater
I’d have to think really shitty minds think alike as well.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m not sure that he doesn’t understand at this point…
HailBandG
these nitwits have taken away campuses and movie theaters already, but if I can’t go to Home Depot anymore – somebody’s gonna get stabbed
curmudgeonwater
You have never admitted that the Cowboys OL isn’t as good as they were hyped last season. Or that their run blocking is mediocre at best.
HailBandG
No, you see, that’s the good part. You only need to stab the morons that only feel safe with a concealed carry permit.
curmudgeonwater
See, it always comes with an excuse. Weeden has nothing to do with their inability to run block.
curmudgeonwater
Why do I bother trying to get a point across to Justin? I have to do a better job at that. Times yours.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Cloister, u are a better man than me… I can’t deal with it anymore…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Seriously… He does this all the time, then blames me for instigating or u for being a troll…
Monz Venus
cloisterwater Speaking of rage quit, weren’t you going to try to get Mytee to come back?
#InJayWeTrust
Weech Sure. That doesn’t take away from Hardy’s disgusting comments. He’s making jokes about how he tossed his girlfriend on a pile of guns and threatened to kill her
curmudgeonwater
Whenever someone points out that a Cowboys player isn’t playing well he somehow ties in other Cowboys players somehow being responsible for their play.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
And then he tries to reverse his point or that he said…
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ
21 minutes
never ever have I been a “its all the OL ” type of fan. I fucking hate it when you guys confuse me with choy [on purpose]——————
LOLWHUT
#InJayWeTrust
lddsfuws Yes, Hardy was convicted. Get your facts straight. It was overturned because the accuser was scared into not showing up for court
#InJayWeTrust
lddsfuws You think “guns blazin” was a coincidence? Please tell me you’re not that stupid
splooz
Hardy was convicted. He appealed. She didn’t show up and was paid. Quite different than having the charges dropped during the investigation.
curmudgeonwater
It’s a cow fan thing I guess. Shitrant and choy simply change the argument when they don’t like what they hear.
HailBandG
Something something…..every team should take an olineman with every draft pick….just like Jerry….something something
curmudgeonwater
If Sam Bradford played better and the Eagles had a top 5 receiver, Barbre and Gardner would be awesome.
#InJayWeTrust
Weech You’re really going to go all technical here, and ignore what Hardy did? That’s pathetic
splooz
So is the catholic priest who fucked boys and an 18 year old boy convicted of statutory raping his 17 year old and 11 month girlfriend who consented to sex.
Funny how the law can’t see shades of grey but we can.Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Legally, he’s not allowed to disclose that.
Source: La Migrasplooz
She was paid an undisclosed sum. But you’re right. She was lying. Hence the payment and refusal to cooperate after they payment.
Weech
You guys are funny. They’re both POS. You guys continue to want to elevate one over the other. I refuse to do it.
Sir Squatch
Weech Look, you’re the one who decided to leave this relationship to go be with Splooz. I was hurt. I get it, we all have to move on sometimes when things are working too well and we just aren’t fighting enough. But don’t you dare, DON’T YOU DARE, come running back to me because Splooz left you for a midget bearded carny.
splooz
The case falls apart without the accuser’s consent in almost every DV case when there are no other witnesses. If you really think a DA is going to prosecute a DV case without the only witness after they get paid off…you’re naive as fuck.
splooz
I hate our starting QB cause he’s a religious zealot. Why would I have any problem hating any other Skin if he was a bigger piece of shit?
Right now, there are no Skins that I have to compromise to like. It feels good.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/651809826637500416https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/651809826637500416
Culliver went to have an MRI done on his injured left knee today.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/651810589472370692https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/651810589472370692
Gruden says they turned the Trenton Robinson penalties into the league and then says league concluded Robinson was not at fault.splooz
Yes…that’s how it works. Once the payday happens they sign forms that force them to drop the case. Not unusual.
Courts are sometimes wrong. They don’t typically err in the way of guilt on the side of a celebrity though. It’s usually the other way. Not a great case made there.Fiversons No Spin Zone
When they played it on the Jumbotron, gene the philly fans shook their heads…
splooz
Goodell orders Skins penalized on first 3 plays of this weeks game to make up for Gruden’s insolence.
splooz
You’re probably right man. Hardy probably paid her just cause he likes her. The court was wrong. The jury. The judge hates Hardy cause she’s a racist feminist. The guilty conviction was wrong.
Glad we cleared that up.Fiversons No Spin Zone
Harvard’s debate team lost a debate to the Eastern NY Correctional Facility…
That’s pretty awesome…Sir Squatch
Eastern NY Correctional Facity Debate Teams Secret weapon: all arguments were concluded with “so we won this, otherwise we will shank you”
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Try have a standard panel of people that voted for all debates…
splooz
2014 Dallas Sack Rate – 1.75 per game
2015 Dallas Sack Rate – 1.5 per game (so far)
Somehow…they sux worse.splooz
This is where Choy would chime in and mock the teams Dallas has lost to and shit on the teams they beat.
curmudgeonwater
I don’t remember the Eagles getting a pass last year after half their OL was hurt and then Foles went down for the season. These excuses are pathetic.
Lupo
I still can’t believe everyone is OK with Justin calling Romo a Top 5 QB.. this place has gone SOFT!
curmudgeonwater
I missed it. I’ve got to do a better job reading the comments. Time’s yours.
Weech
If the POs started today, we’d be in and you wouldn’t. That’s first place.
curmudgeonwater
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17235835/ moderator7 minutes ago
without Romo or Dez or Scrandrick and we’re still 2-2?
Win.Sir Squatch
Jun 18, 2015https://spikedkoolaid.com/beast-links-6-18/#lf-content=136479190:331177125
i just disagree man. Dez is great, but the oline allows our offense to be good Dez or no Dez imo. with time, Romo can find a guy.Lupo
he out this year.. and this year is what you were referring to.. he had a very good season lat year, yes
curmudgeonwater
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033384/6 minutes ago
or McClain, or Hardy, or Gregory, or Leary for 2splooz
With time, any QB can find a guy. Dallas OL is not giving Weeden time.
Sir Squatch
Apr 8, 2015https://spikedkoolaid.com/monday-morning-east-links/#lf-content=126934712:292386567
I just think the value of a great oline is second to quarterback. It affects the run game, the pass game, the defense, the time of possesion.splooz
Well Romo’s patented spin move does seem to help Dallas OL always look good. Still can’t figure out why pass rushers still fall for that almost every game. Just aim for the chest and hit the fucking guy as he spins.
curmudgeonwater
I’m not the one getting all upset. You do this every week.
Sir Squatch
Justin,
Honestly, I have no idea what your argument was. I just say “Not oline” come from you, which is funny because of how highly you think of olineman so I started posting your greatest oline quotes.
Weech
I’m gonna start Jax D this week over KC and BAL. Am I taking crazy pills?!
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech Naw dawg you okay
Although with KC you could say “how can a defense get a negative score 3 weeks in a row” and then find out.curmudgeonwater
I’m just playin. I wasn’t asking for sympathy, I was just pointing out that Eagles fans dealt with those injuries and didn’t make as many excuses.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech NYG or ATL might be good options this week. Cinci maybe too if they’re available.
rep138
Matt Mosley & Eli M
The pass blocking has been good. Run blocking so so.. I’ll take it.Matt Mosley 4.1
Fiversons No Spin Zone I had to ad my two cents to this BS
HailBandG
why would you use bug spray on your nads? seriously, wear underwear….and pants
Weech
Both were gone. I didn’t want to use my #3 waiver on a D since I have CAR
rep138
Matt Mosley & Eli M rep138 Matt Mosley & Eli M
Let’s trade Chip an 8th rounder for Murray!Matt Mosley 4.1
Fiversons No Spin Zone Hes going to come in here with a gun one day
Sir Squatch
Everyone;
Please note that “Pick on Justin Wednesdays” have now been moved to TuesdayFiversons No Spin Zone
It take him until game day to calm down… But now that the Cowboys suck and lose, it just makes it worse… Thus repeating the cycle…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Just as long as I am not number one on the list, I have a split second to espace…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Terrible Taunting Tuesdays brought to you by Terry Terrible Tate.
rep138
Sir Squatch
Well he actually hits people, so he’s one step up from DeSean.HailBandG
another knucklehead giants player flaunting the rules and hiding behind mara. smh.
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch U could replace ODB with Dez, Desean, or about 90% of the other WRs that have ever in the NFL. Something about that position brings out the tool in people.
Wentzadelphia
What did you rat bastids do to my little Justin while I was gone?
Matt Mosley 4.1
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Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/victor-cruzs-fiance-elaina-watley-sent-group-text-to-his-mistresses-2015710#ixzz3nuHnEDtd
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Weech When all is said and done will Julio Jones or Victor Cruz be known as the best Mexican WR to play in the NFL?
Wentzadelphia
AnotherBigBlackDickInsideCloister He isn’t Mexican. He’s a honky
#InJayWeTrust
Sir Squatch HailBandG He’s a senior. He could have gone pro. He wanted to come back.
Sir Squatch
Ralph Vacchiano
@RVacchianoNYDN
Mark Herzlich said “No one is intentionally giving anyone MRSA,” which is an enormous relief — especially since I’m in the locker room now.
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I know I joked about this yesterday, but did this really need to be said?Lupo
this and Wilson’s superwater are both based on oxygen…. you’d think it wouldn’t be that simple
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch This picture was taken in S.Fla. a couple days ago. I figured if anyone would know WTF it is you would. [img]http://i.imgur.com/uHm4FLP.jpg[/img]
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Considering Coughlin’s ancient ass medieval medicine, yes.
Matt Mosley 4.1
I Love Injay Matt Mosley & Eli M or they have a new method to disperse chemtrails
HailBandG
I’d be doing some pretty crazy drugs if I already had 4 Lombardis in my pocket
Matt Mosley 4.1
I Love Injay Sir Squatch On September 2 the United Launch Alliance successfully sent an Atlas V rocket from Cape Canaveral into the stratosphere at 6:18 am local time.
The rocket, which carried a US Navy communications satellite into space, was deemed to be very successful following its smooth take off.However, it left a beautiful trail of blue light in its wake, which is said to be a combination of the unusual atmospheric conditions and the rocket boosters, reported http://www.wesh.com/news/atlas-v-rocket-launches-successfully-from-cape-canaveral/35058242.
Space specialist and meteorologist for the news website, Dan Billow, explained that when a rocket ascends into sunlight its smoke trial looks brighter from the ground.Sir Squatch
splooz How exactly does cancelling class relieve the stress of students on SC? It’s not like they suddenly disappear, it just means more beer runs and ambulances needed for a week long party.
Lupo
at this point no one should retweet Rapsheet until they log into his profile first… this is like the 10th time in the last year
splooz
Well I don’t think a lot of them could get to class and many of them were busy saving key historic sites like Public House, The Salty Nut, and the Palmetto Pig. Well…maybe those were just places I fattened myself up at and got wasted at.
Weech
Damn bruh. Kinda feel bad for all the shit I said about Ed. Good read.
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/10/07/ed-werder-daughter-christie-familysplooz
In case you ever forget what a piece of shit Hardy is…I submit
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25171683/greg-hardy-apologizes-for-tasteless-twin-towers-joke-on-twitterFiversons No Spin Zone
I forgot about this… He is either a complete moron, or just a real narcissistic pos…
splooz
His “real fans” know he’d never make a distasteful comment about 9/11 even though he made one about blowing up 2 tall WRs known as the Twin Towers.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I haven’t joked about 9-11… That is off limits… Caitlyn Jenner on the other hand…
splooz
I assume I’ll keep dogging a massive piece of shit as long as I can…so yeah.
choyboy0724
Who is a really good football player. Be mad at him if you wish for that
Weech
He was always drumming up controversy in Dallas when he was ESPN beat writer. Hated him.
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone Dez Bryant is the only one that comes to mind.
Wentzadelphia
cloisterwater Josh Brent would be in there killed but I think he’s out of the league now.
choyboy0724
I’m not gonna feel one ounce of shame for the Cowboys signing Hardy
Wentzadelphia
U also wouldn’t feel an ounce of shame if he raped and beat up your daughter?
Weech
ITT: No way bruh! Boko Haram is way worse than Adolf Hilter ever was. I mean, look at his track record. He’s way worse a person.
Wentzadelphia
Most Cowboys fans stand with you. The few scumbags are with Choy and Shitrant.
splooz
Why would I “give it a rest”? So you can feel better about rooting for a massive turd? Fuck you.
HailBandG
Hitler did get the German economy moving in the right direction before he wrecked the world for no reason.
DJ NUGGZ
There are worse guys in the NFL than Greg Hardy…but not many because he SUX!
curmudgeonwater
He wasn’t accepted to a prestigious art school (Austrian I think). It’s too bad.
DJ NUGGZ
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Me neither…this one was a low hanging fruit. Had to pick it. There are scumbags all over the league…
DJ NUGGZ
This was implying he’s not good at his job…not that he has low moral character.
DJ NUGGZ
Weech Yeah…varying levels of scumbag don’t interest me. Shit is shit, regardless of the texture or appearance…still smells terrible.
Dongtavious Steelwang
I never get arguments with people against Hardy saying “imagine if you had a daughter.”
You shouldn’t have to imagine….what he may have done isn’t somehow more shitty if you did have a daughter. It’s just shitty through and through.DJ NUGGZ
Dongtavious Steelwang Agreed. I have a daughter. My opinion would be the same if I didn’t.
splooz
I just want to understand who in sports currently is worse than Hardy? A man who hurts women and continues to make terrible comments to the media and show no remorse or recognition whatsoever.
DJ NUGGZ
splooz That’s a good question. I can’t think of any off the top of my head that are still employed. He is one of the few that still has a job.
Thanks Jerry!Wentzadelphia
I would have to say Aaron Hernandez, Thomas Hollywood Henderson, Cecil Collins and Rae Carruth are in the same league as Hardy.
DJ NUGGZ
I Love Injay I don’t know man…they’re a whole nother level entirely.
Carruth and Hernandez in particular.
Hardy is in that Ray Rice zone…probably shouldn’t be employed…he didn’t kill anyone though…yet.splooz
Notice Ray Rice is not employed yet he has the decency to at least be contrite and not make distasteful statement after distasteful statement.
DJ NUGGZ
splooz Yeah, he did everything right after the fact…the video damned him though. One thing to hear it. Another to see it.
That along with the “hurry up and marry me so you can’t testify against me” shit he pulled afterwards…If they weren’t married, he would’ve been fucked.
splooz
Right? I mean I wouldn’t give either of them a 2nd chance but at least Rice is trying to do the right things. Hardy just happens to be more valuable.
DJ NUGGZ
lddsfuws Said she look like Jannet Jackson…bitch got out the car lookin’ like Freddie Jackson.
Bill_In_FL
HailBandG
His paintings NEVER had people in them, which is a VERY bad sign for mental stability.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Do you really want me to make a video of me punching a kitten?
DJ NUGGZ
Hope the Cubs beat the Pirates tonight.
Keuchel was a beast for Houston last night. That dude is nasty.
curmudgeonwater
I think most people are rooting for the Cubs. Talk about a perennial underdog.
DJ NUGGZ
cloisterwater Yeah no kidding…”Wish I could go back in time…put some money on the Cubbies!”
curmudgeonwater
Although I’m not sure karma has run it’s course for how they treated Bartman.
DJ NUGGZ
cloisterwater That was pretty awful. Surprised that did didn’t off himself.
penguinfarmer
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That should have been learned back on the ESPN boards.
splooz
Got tix to the Lera Lynn show on Friday. Stoked. Loved her shit in TD2.
DJ NUGGZ
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ cloisterwater Calm down, baseball is entertaining too…at least for the next month or so.
curmudgeonwater
That poor bastard was run out of town. It’s really an unbelievable story.
curmudgeonwater
All playoffs are fun to watch. At least the all or nothing games.
Wentzadelphia
penguinfarmer Must be a chick with a dick if he i gets him excited.
DJ NUGGZ
splooz I’ll be rooting for them if they win too. I don’t mind the Pirates. I want a Pirates/Cubs vs. Astros series. That shit would be great. Fuck ratings.
DJ NUGGZ
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ BB is all like, “Cut him so I can make him a star” and shit…Fucking guy has Dion Lewis as a top 12 FFB RB right now. Dion. Lewis.
DJ NUGGZ
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ DJ NUGGZ Owned in both my leagues. Can’t believe he’s still available in any of them.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The Coast Guard will end the search for the 32 crew member of the cargo ship El Faro later this afternoon… They believe the ship was trying to skirt around Joquian when they lost power to their engines and then succumbed to 50 foot waves…
What a fucking horrible way to go…Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Coast Guard says initial distress call from El Faro came on Thursday; ship was listing 15 degrees and taking on water
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The writing was on the wall… Knowing u are going to drown in a hurricane… This is why I hate the ocean and ships…
splooz
Who knew ODB was Choyhttps://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDN
Odell Beckham on the Bills: “I don’t think anybody should be talking about what happened after they lost a game.”Fiversons No Spin Zone
They did have some, but in 50 foot swells, it didn’t matter…
Wentzadelphia
There is at Least one division missing.https://twitter.com/SiriusXMNFL
Miller – Power Rankings
1. Packers
2. Patriots
3. Broncos
4. Bengals
5. Panthers
6. Seahawks
7. Falcons
8. Rams
9. Cardinals
10 Chargerssplooz
Washington, NO, and Seattle are the 3 teams without an INT so far this year. Seattle and DC have top performing D’s anyways. Pretty amazing to think where either team would be if they could catch a few bad passes or get have a QB hit a CB in the breadbasket.
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I saw some stat about Seattle run game, Wilson accounts for more than half.
splooz
I think they are mostly OLBs dropping them though. Our luck continues to suck ass.
Sir Squatch
splooz Well our DBs aren’t usually anywhere near the receivers to make a play on the ball.
splooz
But our pass D is somehow still pretty good so I assume the WRs aren’t running wide open every play.
Sir Squatch
splooz I think this week is going to show that they really are, we just haven’t played a game against a team that is using it against us.
Sir Squatch
I really hope Barry dials up blitzs this week to pressure Matty Ice from letting Julio get 30 yards down field before he can throw
splooz
Yeah. They pick it up though and we’re fucked. Proper fucked without Cully or Hall.
Sir Squatch
splooz Well if they don’t pick it up and we just rush 4 we are fucked anywyas.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Do me a favor, do an update and post a pic so I can see myself…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Your computer screen is on ska… Take a pic of me on the screen and post it so I can see myself…
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He’s dresses strange for a queer. Don’t you guys usually dress more flamboyant?
Frenchie!
Reading the article on Werder, very nice gestures by Jerrah & Texans owner Bob McNair
God Speed Werder
I shall direct my ire on crappy/Captain Obvious football reporting to Sal Pal. Fuck that guyWentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/Redskins https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/651849522876968960
He’s not rushing back, but could https://twitter.com/DeSeanJackson11 take the field Sunday?
It’s a possibility: http://t.co/uccQdj50LiWentzadelphia
Chips has a strict rule about where they sit. There is a section in the back of the stadium for them.
Dongtavious Steelwang
When a shitty coach meets a shitty QB:
https://twitter.com/ryanohalloranSomething’s gotta give Sunday
Lovie Smith home record as Bucs coach: 0-10
Blake Bortles road record as Jags QB: 0-8Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 “I’ll suck someone’s dick to coach Mariota again, I swear to fucking God”
#InJayWeTrust
https://twitter.com/CraigHoffman https://twitter.com/CraigHoffman/status/651853366633603076https://twitter.com/CraigHoffman/status/651853366633603076
Trent Williams raved about Brandon Scherff today too. Said if he keeps up his pace, he’s gonna be an All-Pro guard, maybe this year.Wentzadelphia
He said the same about RGIII last season and the one before.
Wentzadelphia
Trent Williams raved bout this play by Brandon Scherff. Said if he keeps pace, he’s going to be an All-Pro backwards skater.
http://i.imgur.com/b5TgDLS.gifWentzadelphia
The SEC used to be the best conference but dropping like a rock now.
Weech
Justin, that TV and nice desk was bought with the backs of my people. You monster.
Frenchie!
Weech Thanks for the Werder article Weech
Now I can’t dislike him. And hate Sal Pal moreFrenchie!
https://twitter.com/richeisenhttps://twitter.com/richeisen
Just heard local https://twitter.com/Dodgers radio host talk about great players who never played in World Series and didn’t mention the team’s manager.
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WOWWeech
I like the way you think.
I was actually sitting next to him at a restaurant in New Orleans a few years ago. i felt like going up and saying hi but I knew I hated his work so I didn’t want to be a hypocrite. Now I wish I’d shook his hand.Wentzadelphia
Do you think he would have let you put your tiny hand in his?
Weech
God dammit I love this guy. Just last night, i made my brother and dad order their steaks medium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGryWqaZvgY&app=desktopSir Squatch
Weech Why would you force your dad and brother to eat overcooked steaks?
Frenchie!
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 13 minutes ago
@Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK @Weech i didn’t read it, so i can still hate him
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Read it
Something you can relate to 🙁
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/10/07/ed-werder-daughter-christie-familyWeech
Are you sure? Do you know what cut we ordered?
Plus, STFU. I’m easing them into rare steaks.
I hate you.Weech
LIES!
Ribeyes with high marbleizatoin are best served medium. They can get chewy at the lower temperatures. Plus, they weren’t gonna go from well done straight to rare or medium rare. I have to ease them in.
STFUsplooz
Sweet. Can’t wait to wake up and watch them start at 7:30 then get to do shit the rest of my sunday!
Frenchie!
https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn
I know the journey behind us was hard. I don’t know if that ahead is easier. But I know today my family is thankful for all your support
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You’re welcome EdDr Rypper MD
Kirks the new face of the beast at #10 Sam suxhttp://was.247sports.com/Gallery/40027777/Photos/ryanfitzpatrick-stevenflynnjpg-3914106?View=Full#Kirk-Cousins-Eagles-15jpg-3910262
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m the, would not pound, tits aren’t big enough guy…
Sir Squatch
Kennie Steenstra @21stra
What exactly am I looking at? http://t.co/DnTK84eZkrMonz Venus
Sir Squatch Going through email and setting up my calendar for the day. Work’s a bitch!
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Sir Squatch https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/football-insider/wp/2015/10/07/a-closer-look-at-the-play-of-outside-linebackers-trent-murphy-and-preston-smith/
DallasCowboysSux
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond.
Frenchie!
for those who give a damn about soccer….https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols
So here’s what’s been happening in soccer this morning. Just a little news… http://t.co/Z8lHxR5vIRSir Squatch
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK They should all be banned, not suspended.
Frenchie!
This is the loudest Leafs fans will cheer this season….
Sadly, it was for the Blue Jays
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/gotta-see-it-blue-jays-take-in-maple-leafs-opener/?row=0&row_ids=1617293Lupo
the dudes who think they still have a “claim” or right to their ex’s are a special kind of psycho.. he’s gonna end up dead or in jail
Sir Squatch
Lupo People who think they have claim or right to anyone are a special kind of psycho
Lupo
https://twitter.com/GarbageTime https://twitter.com/GarbageTime/status/652077246564319232
Last night, https://twitter.com/katienolan explained why Greg Hardy’s return to the NFL is such a glaring problem. https://t.co/6KWcvN2OdPSir Squatch
Lupo https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/652120060966912000https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/652120060966912000
Jerry Jones on T Brady’s wife: “She’s very very attractive and it shows what an outstanding individual Tom is.” Huh? http://t.co/ud0BTCHbCvLupo
some think he’s been hurt for a few weeks… new hitch in his motion started in Week 2
Lupo
right? amazing the attempt to tear her down by Dallas fans and others b/c she spoke the truth about Hardy and the NFL….
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws There is literally nothing hypocritical about this. It’s not disrespecting women because she really enjoys Oreo’s/giving blowjobs and even if it were, its not anywhere near the same as what Hardy did.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws lol why are you going out of your way to defend Hardy?
choyboy0724
Nobody agrees with what Hardy did and if he doesn’t play for your team, you think he is scum and if he does play for your team then you think people should lay off of him and give it a rest because the NFL reinstated him. Right or Wrong…that’s the way it is and arguing about it is pointless.
HailBandG
https://twitter.com/SpartanBen87https://twitter.com/SpartanBen87
Props to https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols for her righteous indignation about the NFL and Greg Hardy on CNN. Folks, something has to give with the NFL…Wentzadelphia
Hardy initially was found guilty by a Mecklenburg, North Carolina, district judge of assaulting and threatening to kill former girlfriend Nicole Holder and was given a 60-day suspended sentence and 18 months’ probation on misdemeanor charges.
Charges eventually were dismissed when Holder refused to cooperate with law enforcement after receiving a settlement.choyboy0724
He plays for my team. I want him to sack the QB. I don’t care about his past because it doesn’t affect me personally in any way.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws Again, he’s a football player, he’s not your best friend, so why does it matter so much if people are going to troll you about it? So many shitbags have played in the NFL…unfortunately, what’s another one?
Wentzadelphia
LOL, it’s clear to anyone who has a shred of common sense that he is guilty and paid her off.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws lol doing one thing does not absolve you of being able to criticize another thing….
Obie Juan and Only
Hate seeing the defense of Greg Hardy. The Cowboys sacrificed character for football statistics. It is counter to everything Garrett says he is about.
While I hope that it was done reluctantly, I suspect that the cancer that killed the Cowboys 10 years ago is returning. JJ senses that they are getting closer to truly being competitive and his instinct is to sacrfice everything for the win. When in reality what makes a lasting dynasty is not the quick high a SB win, it is the knowledge in knowing that you are doing it right and will be back next year.
Those Cowboys fans that support the guy, you are making a mistake. Constantly defending the indefensible is as shallow as any Beater’s trolls. Pointless, useless and a waste of time.
There is no doubt he will put up great football numbers. I am disappointed in myself for the occasional relief that Hardy is coming in this week that maybe there is a chance to save the season. I know that while the wins will be celebrated and Hardy will receive a great deal of credit, it will mask the real work that has been done by the Cowboys to rebuild this team, to give it depth and put in the work.
Hardy signing is a mistake. He is a seriously flawed person. He should not be celebrated.
Wentzadelphia
Here’s some good news for Cowboys fans like Choy and LDD. http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20150513-cowboys-fans-may-be-able-to-purchase-the-seized-guns-of-cowboys-greg-hardy.ece
choyboy0724
I’m sure Nicole Holder is a saint and has no skeletons in her closet either.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws ….again, having done something in the past does not ban you from making a reasonable point on anything in the future. I should ban everyone here for being hypocritical if that were the case.
Obie Juan and Only
choyboy0724 To some extent. Like Vick and others. Its fine to cheer the wins….defending the man is disgusting. With his history he comes out in his first media access as a Cowboys and says what?
“Guns Blazing”
“Brady has a hot wife…sisters….”
“Hot wives are how I pick my Pro Bowl QB…”You don’t see the defect in the person and the damage he does to what the rest of the team has accomplished?
I think the guy will only increase the likelihood that Dez goes full Terrell Owens in the next few years.
Lack of character is a cancer that will effect this team.
Dongtavious Steelwang
choyboy0724 I bet you say it’s women’s fault they were drunk when they were assaulted too.
Wentzadelphia
You don’t know yet you are defending Hardy. You filthy animal.
Wentzadelphia
Nobody is arguing we are just pointing out that LDD is a scumbag for trying to turn this into the reporter being a bad person.
Wentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only choyboy0724 Most of us see a defect in Hardy just as we see a defect in you.
Wentzadelphia
choyboy0724 How do you know they were both in the wrong? Were you there?
Obie Juan and Only
choyboy0724 Saint isn’t the standard at all.
Is it possible that Hardy was set up by some women that wanted money?
Absolutely. At the point of the original trial I would have given him a small benefit of the doubt but the evidence was overwhelming. I didn’t follow Hardy as a Panther so I don’t know what other incidents there were.
That said, since then what has he done? His comments this week demonstrate the kid of person that wants to poke everyone in the eye and say, “Thats right I got off and there’s nothing you can do about it”.
Feeding the idea that NFL players can lawyer their way out of problems is not what the Cowboys need. Their SuperBowl seasons of years past fed that particular aphrodisiac to players and they end up with cocaine arrests, tax problems and a host of outside the game issues.
The Cowboys aren’t alone in this flaw by any means, I will celebrate the wins because they won’t be Hardy’s alone. I will not celebrate Hardy himself. This is a mistake by the Cowboys.
My hope is that Randy Gregory is the real deal and they do not re-sign Hardy for next season regardless of performance.choyboy0724
I don’t root for players because they’re model citizens, I root for them because they play for my team and I could care less what they do off the field as long as it doesn’t effect their status on the field.
Wentzadelphia
choyboy0724 Thanks for showing your true colors. You dirtbag.
choyboy0724
Obie. Randy White agrees with signing Hardy. Is he a disgusting individual?
Obie Juan and Only
choyboy0724 You don’t get that the two are the same? Their off field issues DO effect on field performance.
They are not separable.
Wentzadelphia
choyboy0724 Only from this moment not from yesterday or the day before?
Dongtavious Steelwang
choyboy0724 That you can’t stop acting like an idiot for one day? I guess it is.
Obie Juan and Only
choyboy0724 Oh, I didn’t see that. Yeah Greg Hardy…
Are you really that shallow? Some famous guy Cowboys likes the signing therefore its OK?
Obama states Gitmo is wrong, gets elected. Yeah!!!!
Then uses drones with abandon killing 12 innocents per 1 guilty guy that would end up in Gitmo and no one says anything.Taking a stand that is difficult, one that builds character is the hard thing but the right thing. But taking a stand and then not following through is the worst of all.
Garrett talks a good game about character, he had the moral standing in that thus far for the most part he stuck to it. He can he make that case now? Listen to how he has to deal with Hardy’s comments already. Sad.
Dongtavious Steelwang
HailBandG Well when you put it in quotes it sounds way more innocent!
Obie Juan and Only
I Love Injay From the NFLPA point of view they are the same. This is not the right argument to make with Hardy.
Hardy and Brady are the same in that good lawyering got them both off the hook…that is what is hurting the game.
You didn’t have a lot to say when Michael Vick became and Eagle….I said the same I am saying about Hardy – no character.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Josh Brent is a greater human being than Greg Hardy…
HailBandG
paying the victim to hide from her witness subpoena is good lawyering? what does the ABA say about that? did you go to Barry Bonds law school?
Wentzadelphia
I’m not even a bit surprised Choy is defending Hardy because I know what kind of person he is. I am however surprised LDD is trying to trash that chick for being honest.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Dongtavious Steelwang When you put your mom in quotes, she’s still a whore.
Dongtavious Steelwang
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY UP, YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE!
Wentzadelphia
honeybadger23 I can think of worse things to be forced to do.
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone Brent just fucked up like all 22 year olds do at some point. These kind of tragedies happen every day in every community. I don’t give him a pass but he paid his dues to society and lost his job.
That the Cowboys supported him is totally different that the Hardy thing. Brent was a Cowboy when he fucked up, pursued treatment and then eventually left the game.
The Cowboys voluntarily added Hardy after knowing what he did and didn’t care.
There was no need for the Cowboys to beat up on Brent after his friends mother forgave him and he dealt with the legal the way he did.
Obie Juan and Only
honeybadger23 If had to guess there is more to the story than just giving oral.
Is she a prostitute that maybe every guy in the frat had banged first?
Lupo
100 half naked dudes paying to be a part of it… what a tradition! they probably do a lot of charity work too!
Obie Juan and Only
I Love Injay He is the same as you are dickhead. You were endlessly defending the Eagles when they signed Vick…..
You are completely full of shit.
Lupo
called Hardy a piece of garbage.. but since she’s talked in the past about blow jobs, she’s a hypoctite
Dongtavious Steelwang
I honestly don’t get it. It’s legitimately weird and cult-like. My idea of a good time is not being around a hundred naked dudes watching a dude do other stuff.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
She is probably an idiot… But that doesn’t warrant a beating by a 280 pound man…
Obie Juan and Only
I Love Injay honeybadger23 You would love it. Especially after every guy in the frat had already banged her.
It is the ultimate Chip Kelly smoothie.
Wentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only You are proving once again what a clueless piece of shit you are. I’m one of the few people who was 100% against the Eagles signing Vick. I’m a huge animal advocate and think anyone who abuses and animal should get the same abuse. Another fail by you.
Dongtavious Steelwang
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Dongtavious Steelwang DID I STUTTER?
Wentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only You seem to know a lot about the subject. Another one of your perverted fetishes?
HailBandG
I dunno. Kaepernick looks RG3-level lost in the pocket. Their D is just ok now. Could be low scoring if SF doesn’t turn it over, maybe.
Wentzadelphia
honeybadger23 Sharp betters love San Fran +7.5 but you can’t find it anymore. It’s 7 or 6.5 now.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
I Love Injay Is San Fran really that favored?
Dongtavious Steelwang
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Dongtavious Steelwang This isn’t fun anymore man….
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
I Love Injay sorry… inexplicable confusion on my part… I’d say I won’t let it happen again, but…
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws ….please stop digging yourself another hole. What does her “colorful past” have to do with anything about calling out HArdy’s BS?
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Fuck them up like Snake does to babies? http://i.imgur.com/z7nxIyZ.gif
Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 I could actually just see him being more of a stupid unaware human being…who happens to probably be a shitbag.
Wentzadelphia
When you watch the video you can see he’s stupid with a narcissistic personality.
Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 Like if you’re going to say ‘keep it to football guys’ and then talk about Tom Brady’s wife and sister, well….he’s clearly stupid. And an asshole.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ honeybadger23 I mean, he could be living in the underwater depths and be so deprived of oxygen that he does think he’s an ancient sea creature who eats ships for a living.
Wentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only You are a fucking idiot to say Brent just fucked up like all 22 year olds do. I have yet to meet one 22 year old who drove drunk and killed his friend let alone a bunch of the. You fucking dope.
Lupo
this is what these women deal with on Twitter every day… but they’re hypocrites https://twitter.com/newmen50/status/652135999825317889
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ making any effort to watch the Cowboys play this weekend takes your stupidity to another level
HailBandG
He’s probably being a hypocrite about this, so Hardy is innocent
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Lupo If they were in the kitchen instead of wasting time on Twitter…
HailBandG
there’s probably a lifehack on how to make a flask at work….and moonshine
Sir Squatch
honeybadger23 Can you skate? It’s a pretty big learning curve if you can’t already skate
Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 Step 1: Buy newest hockey game
Step 2: Enjoy it for first week
Step 3: Forget why you cared about hockeyLupo
I think this is my last one.. though I want to post this link: Greg Hardy’s Jokes in Return to NFL Are Not Just Tasteless, but Very Troubling http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2576971-greg-hardys-jokes-in-return-to-nfl-are-not-just-tasteless-but-very-troubling?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-league
splooz
Watch for the slapshots, the goals, the hits, the saves, and the fights. Forget trying to understand plays and offenses…that takes years.
Sir Squatch
Lupo Right, we know this. But those who compartmentalize his NFL and personal life don’t care and aren’t going to see anything wrong with what he said, and are going to see it as an attack on him from everyone who is saying he’s fucking nuts.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
splooz Especially don’t try to understand why there are hockey teams in Phoenix and Tampa
curmudgeonwater
Are you crazy? Postseason hockey might be the best postseason of all the sports. That’s my advice also. Catch a game here and there during the season and go all in come the playoffs. The season is too long.
Lupo
NFL is good as is.. baseball needs to go down to at 154, maybe less… hockey and NBA should cut to 50 games, 60 max
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater STFU CLOISTER
Yeah postseason hockey and NBA are the only times I’ll usually watch. And baseball.Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That Brady’s wife is hot and he hopes she brings herself, her sisters and all her friends to the game for him.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
He wants to bone zone toms wife and sister and friends
Wentzadelphia
Hardy saying stupid shit is kind of expected. Jerry doubling down on it is a new kind of stupid.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Sir Squatch Nah! Last thing this country needs is more unemployed black people
Wentzadelphia
honeybadger23 If you really want to get into hockey you should watch the movie Slapshot
Sir Squatch
I Love Injay Needs to start with Might Ducks, then move into Slapshot, then Goon
HailBandG
How can this many hockey movie recommendations be made without bringing up Youngblood?
Wentzadelphia
honeybadger23 U aren’t ready until you have watched this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJgMQDkyJH0
Lupo
probably out.. but those guys have all been out and the run D has done well.. until late in the Skins game
curmudgeonwater
Us Eagles fans don’t play the injury card in case we lose.
Wentzadelphia
Here you go HB. This will help you with the rules. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLVgWnVjZ8
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
lddsfuws yes, they do; maybe not for making their comments, but they deserve it
Lupo
Jason Garrett said the Cowboys addressed Greg Hardy about his comments regarding Tom Brady’s wife. That’s not what they want.
HailBandG
“I hope Garrett brings his wife and her sisters to the game, too.” – Cowboys DE Greg Hardy
splooz
HB – Rooting for the Caps is like rooting for the Nats. They’re favored this year as a top East team. We have (arguably) the best most exciting player in the game (Ovie) and continue to build around him smartly. They have a nasty habit of choking in the playoffs…especially against NY and especially in heartbreaking fashion in game 7s.
That being said…they are DC’s best chance for a title team (along with the Nats) for the next 2 years. Caps games are also the best to attend of any DC sport at the moment.Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Beaster
Who should I start at QB… Rodgers or Kaepernick?Fiversons No Spin Zone
Count me out brother…. I root for enough shitty DC teams…
Lupo
he’s practicing but I haven’t read anhywhere he’s going to play.. bone still healing
splooz
I’d pick the Mavs honestly. Fun owner. Big German. Decent team. Hockey shouldn’t be played in Texas and Rangers are cunts.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I asked Beaster, not you… This is an A B convo, u can C your way out of it…
splooz
Playoffs are fun. Stars aren’t a bad choice either but I don’t know how hockey fares down there. The Mavs get a lot of love in DFW though.
Lupo
and you can see your way out my ride, and we’ll see your crippled ass walking home
curmudgeonwater
Ian Rapaport, aka UncleChaps, said he’s playing this week.
Wentzadelphia
A Nightmare On Cunt Street honeybadger23 You don’t believe he has a friend?
splooz
I root for all DC sports but the Jazz and Utes have become my adopted 2nd favorites in their sports. I think it’s ok to be a sports bigamist as long as your hometown knows it’s an open relationship and the reasons are good.
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws If he doesn’t play the week after the bye, he’s a bust
splooz
I suggest becoming a Caps fan that roots for and attends Stars games. They’re in different conferences, don’t play much, you can stay loyal to DC and pick a time to root for a really good team, and get to have fun. It’s all wins.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
splooz It’s either that or get into soccer… yuck!
Lupo
that’d be a quick turnaround… looked bad… everyone heals different, though
Lupo
JG says Dez is conditioning without putting weight on his foot. Not doing anything on-field yet.
Bill_In_FL
Lupo I think that’s what it means.
I know he’s using one of those oxygen deprivation masks to ‘speed’ the cardio conditioning. I’ve seen a couple of people wearing those at the local gym. They make you look like Bane (and sound like him too).
Wentzadelphia
Justin. Which 3 of these RB’s should I start? Gurley,Hill,Martin,Forsett,Foster and Blount?
Lupo
I’ve never seen those… usually guys in sports are trying to increase their oxygen intake to speed healing.. i think that would be more important than keeping his cardio up
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Gurley, hill, foster. At first glance, without thinking about the match ups
Wentzadelphia
Which 3 would you start? I’m leaning towards Hill, Gurley and Forsett. I know TB used Martin a lot last week but feel the other 3 will get more carries. I’m thinking of giving Foster one more week off.
Bill_In_FL
Lupo
well, I suspect he isn’t wearing it all the time. TBH, I don’t know that it would speed conditioning, but then I’m not a sports physiologist either, I just pretend to be one around the house.
splooz
Katie Nolan’s rant is fucking awesome. Good on her.
http://deadspin.com/katie-nolan-calls-out-garbage-human-greg-hardy-1735395249Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m concerned Foster will be splitting carries one more week.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Kellys_Chipadelphia I’d scratch on Hill. It’s doubtful as to how many opportunities he’s going to get against the Seahawks. I’d go with Blount instead. Chances are he’ll get quite a few opportunities against the Cowboys.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
U will gotta go with him man, and th VoLTE defense is weak…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Like I said without thinking about the match ups, but since it’s the Hawks for hill, I would go with Martin. Blount loses time to Dion fucking Lewis
Bill_In_FL
Lupo The biggest asset to healing is blood flow and that’s the biggest challenge to that area of the foot because it doesn’t get much circulation.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yeah. I have 6 RB’s that carry their teams load and my WR’s have been average at best.
Bill_In_FL
lddsfuws
That’s huge. So, I guess it will be Hitch @ Sam, Ro @ Mike, and Lee @ Will this week. That’s not a bad LB group
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang He’s on a good offense you dingus.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
lddsfuws why are the Pats angry? because of Hardy’s comment?
splooz
I would be it is along the lines of “compartmentalize” and “self righteous cunt”
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Bill_In_FL what’s that have to do with the Cowboys?
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ both, but Andy started to slip after a while
splooz
The Pats pretty much never lose…before or after a bye. Doesn’t matter.
Bill_In_FL
splooz
However, it’s better to play them when they are on the road. I think Brady is like 44-1 at home against AFC opponents or something ridiculous like that.
curmudgeonwater
Nothing, nor does it have anything to do with Sean Lee. Your brethren are being weird.
Bill_In_FL
A Nightmare On Cunt Street Bill_In_FL
Mad at NFL
Cowboys are part of the NFLtherefore
They are mad at the Cowboys
simple logic suffices
splooz
The only time it’s “better” to play this NE team is when you have Eli Manning and it’s the Super Bowl. There is no good scenario playing NE right now.
Sir Squatch
A man who suffered critical stab wounds during an assault in midtown early Thursday is being identified as Spencer Stone, one of the heroes who stopped a terrorist attack aboard a train bound for Paris in August.The Air Force Times said that Airman Stone had been stabbed in the chest four times.
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Worst loss in NFL history? Brutal Fivers, brutal.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Those feathers in our logo? FALCON FEATHERS. CAW CAW, BITCHES. YOU GON LEARN TODAY”
splooz
He wasn’t around for that 2nd win. I really think most fans outside of the tip top teams (GB, Denver, and Seattle of late) should simply write a regular season game against NE off as a loss.
Monz Venus
Fiversons No Spin Zone Are they going to run out on the field with huge dildo’s on their helmets?
Lupo
throw in a dash of don’t believe Holder and nothing wrong with Hardy’s comments and you’re there
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Monz- how did you get splooz’s mock up of DC’s team after the name change?
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Kellys_Chipadelphia He did say he was hiding from the cops
splooz
Detectives have noted that the stab woulds are all in the shape of Kevin Johnson’s dick. Only Deadspin draws the correlation. ESPN and NBA to celebrate Kevin Johnson and give him an award for Air Force Support and Never Dick Stabbing Anyone.
Bill_In_FL
https://twitter.com/jonmachota
Cowboys usually don’t care what cameras film during the open portion of practice. But this week, no filming the offense 1:28 PM – 8 Oct 2015
Well hell, I understand that. The way the offense has played I wouldn’t want it on film either
Monz Venus
splooz It would certainly be in keeping with the current inhabitants of the Federal District.
splooz
Just think about it. We’d go from the least liked team by liberal, offense taking women to the most liked by sluts everywhere.
I’m all aboard.splooz
Sorry…there are some dudes who would also jump on the wagon too. Apologies.
*justin seen shopping for a DC Dildos banana hammock.splooz
I will bet a pizza that this week the Skins lose by fewer points than Dallas.
Obie Juan and Only
Bill_In_FL Offense has been the problem given the loss of Dez and Romo. Defense hasn’t stepped up.
Bill_In_FL
cloisterwater
We can’t. We can’t land a probe or send one overland anywhere near a location on a planet where there is liquid water. 1967 Treaty on Space Exploration. They are terrified of earth microbes ‘infecting’ another planets environment.
It’s kinda the precursor to the ‘Prime Directive’.
Obie Juan and Only
HailBandG Agreed. But I hardly think Cassell is a secret weapon against his former team.
Monz Venus
splooz If the Skins win, is the bet lost since the Skins didn’t “lose”?
splooz
Well I’d assume that a win by either team means they didn’t lose by more points therefore they win the bet.
Bill_In_FL
HailBandG
He is. They’ve already said he’s getting some ‘backup’ snaps. Not sure if he will be the backup on Sunday or not tho.
splooz
No. If either team manages a win (or both) then I would say whomever wins by more wins.
Monz Venus
Sir Squatch honeybadger23 I nominate RCU as the arbiter in case of a grievance!
Sir Squatch
splooz Around here the argument would be that they didn’t lose, therefore they you lost the bet
splooz
But you all are some lawyerin bitches. Joseph has rubbed off on you. Mainly in the eye and target regions.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
splooz but your origianl comment said that you bet that they would lose by less,
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Rcu would come up with a great defense, based upon things no one agreed to
Bill_In_FL
cloisterwater
Well, I suppose if we did send a ‘probe’ and it ‘infected’ the planet, you could say we gave Mars the clap
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I don’t know why conservatives love trump so much and why liberals hate him so much… Sans immigration, he is a liberal…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Conservatives need something to laugh at, liberals need something to hate.
I like easy questions.Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Exactly my thoughts. He has VERY liberal positions, especially on health care. He favors a single payer system like Canada and that’s to the left of the Clintons.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Kellys_Chipadelphia “The result of the bet doesn’t matter because the Skins skullforked the Eagles out of the playoffs BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!”
Fiversons No Spin Zone
His tax plan is supported by liberals, he is for eminent domain, he support abortion, gave to the clintons… He really isn’t very conservative at all…
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone ‘Conservatives’ are all about breaking the system to fix it. Not exactly an intellectual approach but I get the sentiment. Support for Trump and Carson are two sides of the same coin (buffalo wooden nickle style). There is a sector that thinks an outsider will break through and fix everything…in the end an outsider will remain outside even in the White House. There are 535 guys on Capital Hill that all think they should be President….
This too shall pass.
GOP: Bush – Fiorina or Bush – Martinez.
Dems: Biden-WarrenBush wins.
HailBandG
hates brown people + makes fun of the black president at every opportunity = lots of Republican support
splooz
So anyone interested in my wager offer? Skins lose by less than Dallas this week for a pizza? If either team wins that counts as losing by less. If both teams win then bigger winner wins?
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone On the part of his tax plan that hits hedge funds. The part that cuts business taxes will never see the light of day.
HailBandG
only the ones young enough to have babies, or those running against him
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz Will you take a Dominos Deal of 4 medium (actually small) pizzas for the low low price of $20?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
How about when liberals make fun of Ben Carson… Are they racist as well?
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Only if the loser is forced to chug a 2 liter of Coke Zero
Obie Juan and Only
splooz Pretty compelling bet actually. Could be a mercy rule takes effect. Right now I think the Pats could pull the reigns more than Atlanta. Atlanta doesn’t want to stop momentum whereas Bellicheat is pretty friendly with Garrett and wouldn’t consider the Weeden a threat for a comeback.
If only Hardy hadn’t given Tom Brady bulletin board material….dipshit.
Fucking Yamamoto..
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
No, just like Harry Belafonte wasn’t racist when he called Collin Powell a ‘House Nigger’
splooz
Saw that. Somehow we’re the #1 rushing team and have given up few sacks. Weird.
Bill_In_FL
cloisterwater
They don’t have to play the Cowboys to win and knock Dallas out of the playoffs in week 17
Monz Venus
honeybadger23 I’ve hated him and fucking Brady ever since. I hope the Cowboys curb-stomp their asses.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz It’s obvious because you’re not making the right PFF approved blocks, you’re going to get a bad rating.
-Aaron RodgersSir Squatch
lddsfuws Cameramen are confused as they hadn’t been able to record any offense before this week either.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
So if u don’t agree with Obama or Clinton and u aren’t a woman or black, u can’t disagree with them or u either hate blacks or women… I got it…
splooz
I’d rather lose $20 in pizza than ever change the Hammer and Sickle.
HailBandG
dude doesn’t understand how the basics of the debt ceiling works, and he wants to be president
Obie Juan and Only
When you want to become a winner, it is sometimes good to emulate them.
Hardy pokes the monster by talking about Brady’s wife and sisters. He has never been on a winning TEAM.
Gronk on the other hand….
Bill_In_FL
honeybadger23
LOL, you really thought a ‘moderate’ Republican would have any chance at the Speakership?
It’s like watching a train wreck to watch the Republican Party commit hari kiri like this.
HailBandG
who cares. nothing will come out of that dysfunctional body until after the next election, at the earliest.
splooz
The CCCP is above your Cowboy star games. Comrade Stalin would send me to the Gulag.
Obie Juan and Only
honeybadger23 Actually good news. I hope Paul Ryan steps up.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Obie Juan and Only Gronk is basically Witten but younger, jacked and faster.
Monz Venus
Obie Juan and Only That’s a cornerstone of all successful people, Obie.
Obie Juan and Only
Monz Venus Obie Juan and Only True enough. I just get pissed when I see what Hardy is already doing to the team. Cowboy fans drink the kool-aid because from a football perspective the guy will help.
Anyone think Dez will calm down and become a citizen with this idiot in the locker room?
splooz
Wittin was a great TE. Gronk (and Graham) are redefining the position. I’d say at this point in their careers they’re both ahead of where Witten was and are really more comparable to T-Gunz and only T-Gunz…the last great TE innovator.
Obie Juan and Only
honeybadger23 Maybe, lets see where he is in maybe 10 years?
splooz
He’ll either be preparing to take Gonzales as the GOAT or likely be the Gale Sayers of TEs. Either way…he’s a different cat that the steady Witten.
splooz
He can say whatever he wants…he’s not in Gronk’s class and Gonzalez was better than Sharpe.
Obie Juan and Only
honeybadger23 No sure about that but a fair point. Locker rooms are key to the game.
A lot of talk about Kelly losing the locker room in Philly.
Players not happy with Hardy may speak out and divide the locker room too.
Just a voluntary problem the Cowboys don’t need.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
honeybadger23 Ranked game…. playing Cal, both teams undefeated
splooz
I’d say Witten is and Gates are close but Graham and Gronk are not just the best TEs in the NFL but they’re arguably among the best offensive weapons in the NFL. The last guy who you could say that about is Gonzalez.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I’ve heard the opposite about Kelly and the locker room, Obie.
splooz
Sure for now but give him more than 4 weeks before writing him off. He’s still on pace for record breaking career numbers.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ you have seen Gronk’s numbers, right?
splooz
I’m having a picture of my asshole blown up as a sign. Look for it.
They’ll be like 3/4 a mile from my house.Obie Juan and Only
Discussion of Kelly losing the locker room:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13834879&startTime=00:01
Add to that Murray complaining publicly about not getting touches and Chips reponse and its a reasonable discussion point tht Chippy may be losing the locker room.
splooz
I actually really wanted to blow up a picture of Bob “griffening” and take it down there but I’ll probably go up to the mountains instead and commune with nature (get high as shit).
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
splooz start planning a series of ski trips
Sir Squatch
First 5 years:
G Rec Yds Avg Yds/G TD 20+ 40+ 1st FUMWitten 79 348 3983 11.28 50.06 21 43 4 195 3
Gronk 68 324 4,687 14.5 68.9 54 82 8 249 2
splooz
Looks like Hall, Cully, and Reed are out again today. Looking grim.
Bill_In_FL
lddsfuws
I don’t think Lurie fires him, I think the danger is he decides to go back to the College ranks.
The current rumor is that, if Pagano gets fired (likely), Sabin wants to take over the Colts (also likely). If that happens, and Chip continues to have issues, he may jump to be the HC @ Alabama
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Bill
We’re Code Red’s commonplace when u were in?Obie Juan and Only
lddsfuws The response to Murrays comments were very interesting…Chippy immediately goes to the injury, hasn’t been on the field.
If you put the pieces together, Murray missed the first few days of camp…I think we may have a Sports Science conflict.
Forget the player that got on Chip’s bad side for not getting back on the field after an injury and was quickly existed. That Chip didn’t even give deference to Murray is surprising from a ‘managing people’ stand point.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13829259&startTime=00:00
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
lddsfuws Probably, but if things start to take a bad tone, he might not be back. Look at the Dolphins with Philbin. I’m not saying that I think Chip will get fired midseason. I’m just saying that if things get bad enough where the Eagles management feels they’re at a point of no return yadayadayada…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Desean said he was close to being back last week
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Boot Camp. I didn’t go through OCS, got my commission out of Annapolis.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Fives, did you order the code red on Santiago?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
That’s right, I didn’t know u were enlisted beforehand… Was it pretty bad or minor?
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch I mean considering the proliferation of passing in recent years, I still think he holds up well. Just not as much in the TD department.
Obie Juan and Only
Bill_In_FL lddsfuws Would cost too much to cut Chip lose and I don’t think it wold happen right now anyway. I think they have a good shot to win the division.
The question is the offseason. Will players (O-line) want to come here and shorten their careers?
Will agents negotiate deals that might be cut short on a whim by Kelly due to cap (McCoy)?
QB: What if Bradford isn’t the answer? They going to draft one and live through the growing pains for a few years?
Kelly wants to win a SB and get back to college IMO, he want to go back to a college as a god with all the power that college HC (Sabin) have. He will have left the Eagles in a shambles with cap and strategic issues out the whazzou.
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
What Boot Camp? It was okay I guess, the beatings got a little old tho. I was a squad leader and, every time someone in my squad fucked up, the DIs beat the shit out of me – expecting that I would pass it down the line I guess
Sir Squatch
Bill_In_FL Fiversons No Spin Zone I think he meant the Code Red you saw
splooz
Witten’s career has spanned the passing era in pretty much its entirety. I think we can kinda write that off for all current players.
87fiveoh254
Sir Squatch Some might argue Witten’s first 3 years he didn’t have a QB throwing to him, but you still can’t argue that Gronk is more explosive just from an eyeball test. Even back when Witten first started.
Bill_In_FL
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL Fiversons No Spin Zone
It involved socks with bars of soap, it wasn’t minor.
Sir Squatch
“HB furiously Googles for Code Red and A Few Good Men, hoping that isn’t a gay porn”
splooz
I think Kelly would go back to college but I don’t think Bama would be the spot. Texas or another Big 12 or PAC whatever team would be the spots.
Obie Juan and Only
Kellys_Chipadelphia I see your point. Video from a former NFL coach that is a respected free lance commentator would have no bearing at all.
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Theoretically they couldn’t back then either. They’d call you into the DI hut and station a DI at the door and another one outside to make sure there were no witnesses.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Beater googles “A Few Good Men” and Google asks ‘did yo mis-spell ‘Boys’ based on prior searches.
Lupo
a former coach who lost out on the Eagles job to Kelly… who cites no actual plaers
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Watch the boot camp scenes from “Full Metal Jacket” it was pretty accurate, tho not enough beatings. I was in boot camp about a year after TET.
LOL, I remember one time when one of the DIs, Sgt Carter (really that was his name) opened the chamber of an M-14 and ordered a recruit to stick the head of his dick in the chamber.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
When talking about a NFL locker room, that the source hasn’t been to, those types of reports I give little weight too.
splooz
Billick has lost out to pretty much every coach in the NFL right now so I’m not sure that’s a fair critique.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol there’s a cap on bitterness?
Haven’t seen it yet. Source Heath Evanssplooz
You think he really hates Chip more than any other coach who got a job he was potentially considered for?
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo Whatever dude, you’re right Kelly has no detractors in the locker room.
McCoy had nothing to say.
Maclin had nothing to say.
Williams had nothing to say.
Murray is thrilled.
2-6 in the last 8 games is wonderful.
30th in the NFL in rushing YPG is exactly what is expected.
O-line injuries are not from exhaustion.
No need for O-line help from the draft.
Marcus Smith is a first rounder…
Kelly choosing the new kicker was a bang up job…I agree, no one else knows anything. Kelly is a genius.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think there is a lot of chip hate out there, and I don’t pretend to understand it.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz I mean more in reference to his first 5 years vs. Gronk’s first five years. 4k passers were rare back then.
Lupo
no Eagles fans here nor Kelly himself has called him a genius… you’re so obsessed with the praise he received in his first two years you constantly dig at him any opportunity you get… it’s funny… tell me more about FA’s that won’t come to Philly b/c of uptempo
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Dongtavious Steelwang Plus Gronk’s always had Brady
splooz
NFL people don’t hate Chip. Most of them like him I think. He gets a lot of praise.
Bill_In_FL
honeybadger23
I think you’re wrong about Sabin. He’s ‘unhappy’ at Alabama (he seems to be come ‘unhappy’ at every place he’s at after a few years) and has hinted pretty strongly that he’d go back to the NFL to a team that has an established QB. Note that he now says that if the Dolphins had signed Brees like he wanted, he’d still be in Miami. SEC sources say that the Colts owner has shown interest.
Obie Juan and Only
All is good in Philly…really.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13832025&startTime=00:07The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
lddsfuws FUCK THAT!!!! DREW BLEDSOE WAS A BEAST!!!!!
curmudgeonwater
It’s a good thing the other East teams are taking advantage of it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol continue to fall for the ESPN hype machine….. They never get anything wrong…..lol
Can’t wait for that dez tape to surfaceBill_In_FL
”
IRVING, Texas – Just as they pronounced after http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13215/dez-bryant had surgery to repair his broken right foot, the http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys remain hopeful the star wide receiver will be able to return Oct. 25 against the http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/newyork-giants.
Bryant has been doing some light running on a treadmill but has yet to get on the practice field.
“Getting
in condition without putting too much stress and strain on his foot, so
he has not been out running routes or anything like that up to this
point,” coach Jason Garrett said. “There are different ways to run where
you can kind of get yourself in as good a shape as possible leading up
to it, so he’s been involved in that.”The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Lupo I’m not saying he’s not but when you compare the caliber of QBs that Jerry Rice had versus say, Cris Carter, it makes a helluva difference.
Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater Agreed. If the Cowboys or Giants were 4-0 Chippy’s temperature would be higher…Cowboys at least have injuries to point to but no idea where they would be with Romo/Dez on the field.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo You kool-aid drinkers convinced me. Kelly is a genius and has he locker room safely in hand…
its not a sinking ship….
Bill_In_FL
Obie Juan and Only cloisterwater
3-1 probably, if they didn’t have all the defensive injuries 4-0
Obie Juan and Only
Really, players referring to their team as a sinking ship is a good sign….
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13830865&startTime=00:22
Lupo
it could be… what kool aid am I drinking? he’s won 20 games in two years, been to playoffs once… needs to continue to get better… this year has been disappointing so far… forgive me for not overreacting 25% into a season…
Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater ‘Excuses’ read the post dipshit. Its a fact that Romo and Dez are out….its also a fact as in my post that I have no idea where they would be with them on the field.
you’re an idiot.
HailBandG
CNN PoliticsVerified account
@CNNPolitics
#Breaking: A number of cruise missiles launched from a Russian ship and aimed at targets in Syria have crashed in Iran, officials saylol @ anyone worrying about Russia
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
How dare he be cognizant of the team’s issues!
He should just talk about a player’s wife/sister/friendsThe Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Lupo Honestly, I’m on the side of saying Gronk is the better player, and if he’s able to maintain his production for like another 6 or 7 years, Gronk will certainly be the best TE ever to play. I just don’t think that point needs to be made while taking anything away from Witten.
Obie Juan and Only
HailBandG You should be, controlled by a maniac. Wouldn’t doubt that the accidental mis-targeting hits the Iranian leaderships opposition? or families of the opposition?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lupo, Obie is clearly reflecting how cow fans react to adverse times, just jump ship and call the season over/Kelly’s coaching career, it’s what Choy would do.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo 2-6 in his last 8. The team that went to the playoffs is more a distant memory than the team Romo went to the playoffs with his rookie year…
He had a playoff team and couldn’t make them better. So he went with this….
Bill_In_FL
HailBandG
Just means that the Russians have to go back and work on their cruise missile guidance systems. Firing the missiles was a exercise for the Russian Navy anyways.
The rumor is that the Russian attack jets are using unguided bombs, which is why they’ve killed a few hundred civilians, but, the world responds with ‘crickets’ to that.
Obie Juan and Only
lddsfuws As part of Kelly’s Sports Science he was promptly required to run a marathon while skipping rope in bare feet.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think the timing between romo’s rookie year and last year is much greater than 2013 to 2015
Lupo
Obie’s just acting out b/c he realized last year was Dallas best chance at a title and Dez just could hold onto that ball
Obie Juan and Only
HailBandG And when he ‘accidently’ wipes out some American or European troops what does Obama do about it.
Pawns on the board.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Did Chip Kelly piss in your morning coffee today or something?
Bill_In_FL
Obie Juan and Only HailBandG
You really think the Iranian leadership is that worried about their ‘opposition’? If they were, those guys would simply disappear and end up in a Quds Force torture dungeon. They don’t need the Russians to lob cruise missiles at them.Lupo
I don’t think anyone takes anything away from Witten, but the look who his QB was! argument is lame.. we can’t play what ifs
Obie Juan and Only
Kellys_Chipadelphia Not at all, you kool-aid drinkers pissed me off. You convinced me that Kelly is a genius and nothing is wrong in Philly. I am just providing the evidence of how great he is.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Your “evidence” sucks. I’ve heard from Connor Barwin and Bill Davis. The locker room obviously isn’t happy so far but they aren’t jumping ship.
HailBandG
It’s such a bad miss (hundreds of miles), I actually hope it just isn’t true. Russia is bad at a lot of stuff they think they are good at, but no one should fire cruise missiles from ships if they can’t fire cruise missiles from ships.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo And I have been right for longer….
O-line anyone?
Bradford MVP?
Overpaid for #MAXPAID
Cuts McCoy without an option?Bill_In_FL
HailBandG
Well, they haven’t had much practice. Putin is using this conflict in much the same way that Hitler used the Spanish Civil War, to test out weapons & tactics.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Lupo How is it a lame argument? You don’t think that having a player of Brady’s caliber the last 5 years has helped “inflate” Gronk’s stats? He has Brady in Brady’s prime, not early years-game management Brady.
HailBandG
seems kind of complicated for me to believe. easiest explanation is that they wish to be aggressive in the way America can be aggressive, but they aren’t competent.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Right and we were right about Romo being a hit away from being out. And that Williams isn’t as good as Matthews and that your defense blows
Obie Juan and Only
Kellys_Chipadelphia And I agreed with Romo being a hit away from being out….
I didn’t take a position on Williams/Matthews don’t even recall a discussion.
I have commented a 100 times that Dallas needs pass rush to make their corners better…..
Thanks for using positions I have taken against my own team to (not) make your point.
curmudgeonwater
Obie spends about 80% of his time discussing the Eagles. This is nothing new.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Your point is toothless tho. No Eagle fan is acting like there aren’t any issues. Just because we don’t want Kelly’s head after a bad quarter of a season isn’t the same as drinking the kook aid, it called being a true fan.
curmudgeonwater
He does live in West Chester, PA after all. He likes to hate and be hated, just like every other Philly area Cowboys fan.
Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater Not true at all. I spent about 30 posts earlier today bashing the Cowboys, Choy for Hardy and his comments.
Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater I don’t come from Philly….nice try. I live here now but I was a Cowboys fan for 26 years before ever living in Philly area…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It y’all were the fans, u would have already light a few cars on fire…
curmudgeonwater
You would think, but this is Chip Kelly. I certainly hope FA and the draft include 3-4 good linemen.
Obie Juan and Only
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No they will take a skill position. OL in second round.
Lupo
it’s a lame argument b/c we’ll never know the alternative… having Brady obviously helps.. but Brady having Gronk also helps him… hard to separate the great players and their effects on one another
Iseeallbeenthere
Can we all agree that Matthews is a disappointment and is clearly not a #1 WR? Also that the Eagles offense suffers because Philly lacks a true number 1?
(Although they are loaded with #2)Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater FA will be a problem to get to come here….the ground and pound is no longer a rumor…
HailBandG
michael phillips @michaelpRTD 12m12 minutes ago
Bruce Allen said no announcement about a London game. Asked him if he wanted to go to London. “Everybody has to play in London,” he said.oh, great
curmudgeonwater
But now you’re ingratiated. And not once, did you live in TX I bet.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Why ask a question that you clearly don’t want a REAL answer to?
curmudgeonwater
He’s hiding out because I’m going to destroy him in fantasy this week.
Obie Juan and Only
Iseeallbeenthere I think you mean Algohor is not a #1. Too early to tell but 7 rec for 100 yards was like an average game for ODB his rookie season…..
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Bashing my head against a wall is more desirable and productive.
curmudgeonwater
Sure, we’ll just compare him to the best rookie WR since Moss?
Iseeallbeenthere
No, I meant Matthews. He’s not fast enough, or shifty enough, or with good enough hands or strength to break away after a catxh
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Real Philly fans would have set a few cars ablaze after the Redskins game…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol he’s got a better 40 time than your ‘deep’ threat.
Obie Juan and Only
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So he gets credit for Johnson (in his first draft) but no blame for Marcus Smith (in his second draft)…..
Which draft do you think he had more say in exactly?
splooz
They burned down an entire Toyota dealership in response. Then they found out Toyota was selling to ISIS and they rebuilt it for them. Fucking Philly traitors.
curmudgeonwater
You know you say really stupid shit when Justin and I agree and point out what a dumbass you are that quickly.
Iseeallbeenthere
Well, he’s not playing with Romo though. That makes a big difference
Obie Juan and Only
cloisterwater I compared him to a SINGLE FUCKING GAME OF ODB…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
We don’t want to improve DC’s shit hole of a stadium
curmudgeonwater
I’ve become a patient man in my old age. I’m done with the reactionary negadelphians.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Lupo Except that you kind of can…
Brady was a 3 time SB champ and an MVP before Gronk ever came along. Look at the effect that Brady had on Randy Moss.
Same deal with Montana.Bill_In_FL
HailBandG
What’s complicated about using a small, localized conflict to test out your military hardware & tactical doctrine under combat conditions that carry no real risk? Think of it as a live fire exercise without ‘dummy’ targets. We do the same thing.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
You compared him to an average dumbass, an average is season long.
Obie Juan and Only
CLoister: Fair point comparing Algohor to ODB…not in same league.
Lets compare Algohor to Williams first 4 games, seems reasonable:
Algohor: first 4 games, 7 rec, 100yds.
Williams: first 4 games, 13 receptions, 135 yards.You’re right Algohor doesn’t compare to ODB, just the Cowboys #2 receiver Williams.
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone Nothing can burn when there is a kool-aid flood in the way.
splooz
It’s an exercise in stupidity to compare any rookie’s first 4 games.
Obie Juan and Only
splooz Which was in my original post….but if I am going to be called an ass because I pointed out that Algohor hasn’t looked like a #1 YET than fuck you all.
splooz
Preston Smith has 2 sacks through his first 4 games. Significantly more than any Lawrence or Gregory. Clearly, neither are in his league.
Bill_In_FL
Iseeallbeenthere
Na, we can’t. Lets reopen the ‘Who’s better, Matthews or Williams” debate.
Of course the answer is ‘Neither, they both suck donkey balls” so I guess it isn’t much of a debate
curmudgeonwater
So La’el and Gregory look like busts then if we’re going by the 4 game standard. WE should discuss this more because it’s not a complete waste of time.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
splooz what color will these conclusions be?
JosephR2225
Antonio Brown’s first four games he had 2 catches for 27 yards. So Agholor is WAY better than Antonio Brown. Also I am almost as good as Antonio Brown.
Am I doing this right?curmudgeonwater
It wasn’t a compliment or an insult actually. Just that we don’t agree easily so if we do agree that quickly that someone’s an idiot, it’s probably true.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/drops/2015/
Someone mentioned dropped passes by Matthews vs Williams
27th- Williams
31st- Matthewssplooz
Outside of Martin and Fred…no Cow has has even had a decent rookie season in awhile let alone 1st 4 games. Really stupid post.
splooz
They like him a lot as a 3rd down back and have for awhile. He’s had injury issues so we’re only now learning what he can do. Jay seems to like him but the Skins RBs are real RBBC and they’ll go with the hottest hand and situations will greatly alter who gets the touches.
Bill_In_FL
I say the Cowboys #1 target in the 2016 draft should be a WR, a burner who can stretch the field, then a RB, then a safety (my God how long have we been ‘targeting’ a safety).
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
BUT BUT 25% OF THE SEASON IS GONE. EAGLE FANS SHOULD BE JUMPING OFF THE WAGON AND BURNING CHIP KELLY.
– obieJosephR2225
Will Fuller. Or wait a couple rounds and go for Leonte Caroo, who will fall because of character issues. Cowboys will love him.
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
JosephR2225 Earl Wolff. Where the Eagles failed, we will succeed!
Bill_In_FL
splooz
Hmm, if Dez exceeds the ‘awhile’ timeframe, that limits your consideration to 2011-2015. 2011 Tyron Smith, 2012 Mo, 2013 Fredbeard, 2014 Martin
I’d count your troll as a ‘fail’
splooz
Not really. You’ve named 2 of the 3 I named (oops) and ignored every non first round pick. Dallas “hit” percentage early on in players careers is looking pretty low.
Bill_In_FL
splooz
Okay, so, out of the 4 years that fall within your ‘awhile’ limits, Dallas has had 3 have good first years, leaving only one not to. This is bad how?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I just saw the Benjamin Button haircut parents are giving their kids as discipline… They look great…
The Cunt With Kaleidoscope Eyes
Fiversons No Spin Zone because sometimes beating your kids just isn’t enough…
Bill_In_FL
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Parents should take a lesson from the Aztecs. When they wanted to discipline boys, they held their faces over a fire burning hot peppers and made them inhale the gases. THAT’S how to raise a responsible child, let me tell you.
Bill_In_FL
It saddens me that NFCE teams have nothing left after 4 games than arguing about next years draft picks.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Maybe parents should also teach their kids rather than depending on the educational system for everything.
DallasCowboysSux
Did Toods die again? He’s been M.I.A. after the Cowboys losses. He was very active when they were winning.
splooz
I seem to recall the draft being more than 1 round. Hell the player Obie used as a comparison wasn’t a 1st rounder.
Iseeallbeenthere
Which NFC East team has most failed to love up to preseason expectations? And, as a follow up, which team in the NFC East has lost the fewest number of expected starters to injury so far this year?
Coincidence?Bill_In_FL
Iseeallbeenthere
simple .. Eagles. Any team that was touted as a SB contender and sits at 1-3 (and not looking good in any loss) has to be the most disappointing team at present.
HailBandG
michael phillips @michaelpRTD now
The Washington Redskins have had 58 different players on the field for at least one play during the 2015 season. That’s the most in the NFL.HailBandG
McC. Everybody is going to play and be evaluated. Did you see all those pics of him an inch from the field during the second half on Sunday. Gonna be some more in-season cuts and demotions.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
The wall would like to discuss this with your head
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m just glad it’s not the skins… We didn’t expect anything and we actually seem to be a decent and competent team this year…
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater Thought you would have seen it
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/652189326311227393
49ers LB Ahmad Brooks will not play vs Giants after his 40-year-old sister, Casandra, died of Lupus, per Brooks’ agent Greg Williams.HailBandG
absolutely. can’t hide from the tape. i still wonder who Jeron Johnson has to sleep with to at least some some snaps at the Safety position.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG You have to believe that if Culliver is out this week and with DHall down, he gets some time. If not, he really pissed someone off.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Wow lupus, don’t hear about that much. Crazy
splooz
Jones will come out and contradict this in 3…2..
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/13837399/dallas-cowboys-coach-jason-garrett-says-team-spoke-greg-hardy-commentsDongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Remmeber that “what round of the draft should he go in? 1st? 2nd? 3rd?”
That was fun.HailBandG
conversation would have gone differently if Garrett was (more of) a woman
Bill_In_FL
cloisterwater
LOL, I predict that Jerry starts rumors that Fournette is responsible for an ex-GFs murder so he won’t be drafted
splooz
Garrett “addressed” it by telling Hardy he could shoot at Brady’s wife while that bitch was in the kitchen while buttraping her sister and friends if he stopped saying stupid things.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Bill_In_FL honeybadger23 Yes, because looking good in college for a 3 game stretch = franchise QB
splooz
Stephen’s not a talker. He just signs pieces of human garbage. Good for him.
splooz
They’ve hit some 1st round picks but you can’t be pleased with his FA work or his draft day trades.
HailBandG
They’ve had a stat like that ever since Ted Thompson had been GM long enough to have constructed that entire roster. No FAs. It’s the philosophy.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No, because have you seen who the 49ers QB is? He throws more TDs to the other team.
And fuck you kindly, poopwaters.Fiversons No Spin Zone
If u need a WR, just pick one up week to week that had a good matchup…
Iseeallbeenthere
Which MFC East team has had the greatest number of former players signed to play on other NFC East teams in last 2 years?
choyboy0724
Hardy Lee McClain on the field at the same. Finally, its gonna happen sunday
Dongtavious Steelwang
choyboy0724 You get to watch the mass orgy you’ve been waiting for?
Frenchie!
Eagles LT Jason Peters (quad) says he’s playing in Sunday’s game against the Saints.
Eagles CB Byron Maxwell (quad) was a full participant at Thursday’s practice.
I’m not happy with their play so far. But we can’t afford to have them sit out on Sunday. Especially Peterschoyboy0724
I think its gonna be a close game and the Cowboys will have a shot to pull it out at the end.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
What does this matter? And do you have the stats? Also your mother/wall is looking for your head.
curmudgeonwater
They should move Peters to RG and ;et him and Lane just Maul people.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Peters has to be hurt… Cause if he isn’t, this is his official year of decline…
curmudgeonwater
He’s been dealing with an MCL sprain. Normally he’s pretty beastly. Skins also did a nice job on the line.
Iseeallbeenthere
Well mostly because splooz wanted to talk smack about the “types” of players that the Cowboys sign.
And, your mother.Fiversons No Spin Zone
Neither did… Yeti and Smith both got sacks against him…
Frenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone He is
He hurt himself trying to make up for the level of suck that is Allen Barbre
Fuck that guyFrenchie!
cloisterwater Might as well. And only run to the right. Leave Tobin & Barbre to scratch each other’s asses
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Dez practices the alphabet durning games, he’s been stuck on X for a long time
curmudgeonwater
It’s kinda your own fault for replying to him so much. I just throw an insult or two his way and then move on. I’ve found it’s a sound strategy against utter stupidity.
choyboy0724
A win sunday would be the next greatest thing to winning a super bowl.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
You are right cloister, haven’t been on much lately and have forgotten how Shitrant operates
Lupo
you come here every week and pronounce shit as fact.. and are then wrong… tell me again how they’ll beat Brees and the Saints.. FACT
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I’m sure Choy can find farm animals around the Allentown area.
curmudgeonwater
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton
Sam Bradford is struggling because his butt isn’t strong enough, says one personal trainersplooz
I will gladly take NE -7 this weekend for a pizza. Choy…I’m looking at you.
Sir Squatch
I think at this point if the Cowboys don’t beat the Pats, the Cowboys season will officially be a failure.
splooz
According to Choy they were going to beat both ATL and NO so…
Well…
This is the week!Iseeallbeenthere
You say that but I haven’t made statements, I’ve asked questions and even if there trolling questions they are just the facts.
You don’t like them but that don’t change them.Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol aren’t you the guy who likes to use ESL as an insult, well it’s *they’re or they are, and doesn’t not don’t.
Also, you start by saying you are asking questions, not statements but somehow in your mind these questions are facts?
Learn to communicate properly.Iseeallbeenthere
The answer to the questions are facts. And you clearly understood what I intended by using there, so the mission was accomplished; communication.
And, your motherFrenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone Houston
Home game for Texans. Their D underachieving.
With a backup QB, OL playing poorly, Hilton gimpy & Andre Johnson on a decline like nothing we have seen in a long time as opponent, perfect time for a jump startsplooz
Interesting that Hamels isn’t going tonight for the Rangers. I haven’t paid attention to them but I assumed he was their ace.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Well I’m leaving before Shitrant has another foolish questionfact. “That don’t make no sense their” to speak in a way that Shitrant understands
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
On Sunday they let him play pretty deep. Maybe they are giving him some extra time.
curmudgeonwater
Shitrant still thinks the Nats are the best bet to win it all.
22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater Charge Bradford and Murray with grand theft
splooz
I needed someone with a tiny dick cause I don’t like big cuts. You were ruled out. Black snake moan.
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 not on the run, just avoiding cops until I pay some shit down and the bench warrant is called off.
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 I hear smokes are real expensive in there.
22SnakePlissken5150
Fiversons No Spin Zone just under a grand, but lost the job when I lost the car, then lost the place, so living on the coach and doing the walk/bus ride thing on job search now and rotating which relative / friend I”m couch bumming on now.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
That’s gotta be a moral booster… I would send u a steak and a 6 pack over the Internet if I could…
curmudgeonwater
I wish you luck as well. Just not with your football rooting interests.
22SnakePlissken5150
Matt Mosley & Eli M I think in Cali they dropped the fine pay / by time served thing so you only pay a little bit with each day in. Cali wants their money.
22SnakePlissken5150
splooz might get a security gig at wal mart for the time being. LOLOLOLOL
curmudgeonwater
We should start a petition for Justin to take in snake until he gets back on his feet.
22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater Fuck all of that. It’s kind of freeing to be like this now. Was stressing on the bitch and all the bills I was falling behind on for so long, just to get a bullshit job for a couple of months and get square will be like heaven compared to the last few years.
22SnakePlissken5150
I could be doing worse, I could be the Cowboys right now.
22SnakePlissken5150
splooz I’m the guy who made the avatar bet AFTER the loss to the Saints. Super Bowl win or you fuckers choose my avatar for the off season.
22SnakePlissken5150
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK No, just money and shit. Not a biggie. Feel better than I have in a while actually.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Maybe u should resort to theft… But be sure to know the law and how much value u can steal, u don’t wanna catch a felony…
22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater I’m a ugly tattoo covered fat guy, ain’t nobody gonna tip me or give me a customer service job, LOL
splooz
Breeland and Blackmon could be our starting corners this week. Someone shoot Julio Jones in the leg today please.
22SnakePlissken5150
Fiversons No Spin Zone I stole, dealt drugs, and all of that shit as a teenager and never got caught. That was my freebee. Not gonna try and push for a round 2 of that life.
22SnakePlissken5150
Fiversons No Spin Zone If your guys can pressure Ryan (and they should), they have a chance.
Frenchie!
22SnakePlissken5150 I hear ya
Stay Up. Hustle Hard
Nigga Nigga Nigga…..NIGGA
That’s all I got22SnakePlissken5150
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK 22SnakePlissken5150 Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Every Day
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I think some Skin fans are trying to buy him off to Tonya Harding Julio in the tunnel.
splooz
I think it’s really more on Kirk than on our DBs and I don’t trust him.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ LOL, problem is the people who supply you and the people who you sell to will turn your ass in at the drop of a hat. If druggies weren’t a bunch of rat motherfuckers nobody would ever get caught in that game.
Dongtavious Steelwang
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Snake, you Joker you.
22SnakePlissken5150
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think something like 18-20 days I think.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
That would still suck… But if u had to do it, so it while Weeden is still playing… I won’t miss football that much…
Frenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone You miss the Pats Game, Bye Week & At Giants
Fivers is right. Go now22SnakePlissken5150
honeybadger23 LOL, out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 U could make a deal with Justin and he will pay what you owe. Would it be terrible to let him play with your ding ding for about 20 minutes?
22SnakePlissken5150
DallasCowboysSux That’s the future 2015 Super Bowl Champs you’re talking about, buster
22SnakePlissken5150
I Love Injay 22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 At least in jail I can choose my own bitch
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 Yes you could but chances are non of them will be a tender and sexy as our Justin is.
22SnakePlissken5150
I Love Injay Test driving her, belly roll by belly roll.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/652189489528459264
Caleb Sturgis is still on the https://twitter.com/Eagles roster. Anyone else puzzled by this? https://twitter.com/hashtag/EaglesNation?src=hashWentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ honeybadger23 U could be a nice guy and take him in for a week.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ honeybadger23 I hate racists, and I have a real bad attitude. I’m that asshole who probably turns 3 weeks into 3 years by fighting.
Frenchie!
I Love Injay I know of a certain French-Canadian guy who owns a flamethrower that is very surprised by this….
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I hear they’re usually pretty cool cats until you stop looking at them, then their hunting instict kicks in.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yeah I had enough of that shit in the military.
Sir Squatch
I find it unlikely they would send you to prison, don’t they generally make you spend weekends in jail to pay that stuff off?
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Funny videos of chickens and geese being tossed into their enclosures.
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch I just want to pay the shit off, I don’t like the stigma of having went to jail for any reason. I’ve been locked up before but charges always dropped.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/652218719029084160
Joseph Randle realizes doing thing coaches keep telling him to not do “wasn’t the most fundamental thing to do” http://t.co/xSqEw7jEAS1:27 PM – 8 Oct 2015 · https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/652218719029084160https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/652218719029084160Reply Retweet Favorite More22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It’s like 800 or something. Trying to bargain to keep them from keeping the interest from piling up.
22SnakePlissken5150
I Love Injay He’s like a character from one of those football movies like “The Program”.
Wentzadelphia
Only 800 bucks? Justin could make that for you in a matter of hours.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Guess the line
“bend and scoop. bend and scoop. Like the Mexicans. Do well picking strawberries and you might work your way up to those goddamn bananas”.22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Shit. Eagles game a toss up, Giants probably gonna bitch slap the reeling 49ers. Eagles just gotta put some damn pressure on Brees like Dallas obviously didn’t do.
Dongtavious Steelwang
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Yeah well, what will probably happen is we’ll make Cooks look like a star while this turns into an old fashioned shootout.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He’s been pretty decent. Weeden and MoClai would be expected to be the two weak links right now but they’ve both been solid…..which makes the 2 losses that much more fucked up.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Could be. Seems like we’ve been paying for last year’s general good health.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Well Winston isn’t up there, smartest thing he might’ve ever done.
Dongtavious Steelwang
22SnakePlissken5150 Colts Texans
Colts likely without Luck (in both senses)splooz
Be a man and make your own choices for fucks sakes. It’s fantasy football.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ DANCE FOR ME CLOWN!
I mean the Texans D has sucked lately.Dongtavious Steelwang
This is an owner who brought in Hardy claiming to help educate and
rehabilitate him in the wake of a night of alleged violent abuse, yet he
had Hardy’s back on the Brady comments, too.
“When I saw him marry her, Tom went up in my eyes 100 percent,” Jones
said. “She’s very, very attractive and it shows what an outstanding
individual Tom is.”splooz
He’s a huge piece of shit. Spurrier has the right of it.
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/dennis-dodd/25262418/steve-spurriers-zero-tolerance-domestic-violence-rule-worth-copyingDongtavious Steelwang
splooz lol that reminds me of the Amy Schumer Friday Night Lights sketch.
Apparently not hurting a woman is a lot to ask.22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang splooz asking unhinged women to not try and hurt men seems to be even more to ask
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22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang splooz Heeeeeere we go.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You don’t have to be a multiple offender to be an offender.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
My only question is who u are starting at RB week 5…
splooz
Weird that even OJ was’t dumb enough to make comments about “knifing through traffic” to get to the buffet where he was going to “murder some wings” after getting off.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz Almost like he got away with murder.
He was dumb enough to push his luck, though. Who the fuck releases a book called “If I Did It” and then get arrested for larceny/BNE/whatever it was?splooz
He was arrested and convicted of assault for something involving a memorabilia dealer in Vegas no? He was also found guilty by the civil court for the murder and was broke so I understand why he wrote that book. Dude needed money.
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splooz That’s the one. Couldn’t remember off the top of my head.
Frenchie!
honeybadger23 I like Golf too
But…
1. Not enough to interrupt me paying attention to the Blue Jays.
2. Unless it involves making fun of how much Tiger sucks, it’s not all that interestingFrenchie!
1. Fuck you
2. Your mother
3. Golf is only enjoyable when it’s major & not this pussy two-ball shitDongtavious Steelwang
1. Everyone loves numbers today
2. is a whore
3. Driving ranges only. Golf is boring.Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 If teams modify their passing attacks to resemble what the Pats and Giants did, BUF is fucked.
Frenchie!
honeybadger23 1. Not that I’ve seen
2. Not sure, but it sounds like his removal was precautionary
3. No we’re not
4. I concurFrenchie!
honeybadger23 Correction to 1 & 2:https://twitter.com/ShiDavidi@https://twitter.com/ShiDavidi
Donaldson passed concussion tests. Will be monitored, expected to be fine. Bautista rt hamstring tightness. Mild. Expected to play tomorrow.22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang honeybadger23 So I guess Buffalo doesn’t have LBs who can cover worth a damn?
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22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang honeybadger23 Either that or it doesn’t quite matter how good your DL is if your passes get out within 2 seconds.
Frenchie!
Fuck you Rangers
Fuck DH’s Grizzly Ass beard
Payback in game 2
BALEEEEEEE DAT22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 If that’s the case then either Buff is blitzing backers too much or the backers gotta work on their coverage skills more.
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22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang honeybadger23 Probably need to play more press on the receivers so they can’t get a clean release and ruin the timing.
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Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 also Ryan defensive schemes apparently are a little more complicated than most, so maybe their backers and safeties are still adjusting to the requirements of the scheme.
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honeybadger23 He’s canadian. Once they start gulping that maple syrup he gets all fuck nuts and retard strong.
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honeybadger23 *feet
@ChrisTrapasso: Tom Brady avg’d 1.98 secs to each pass attempt vs #Bills
in Week 2. Eli Manning avg’d 1.79 secs to each pass attempt yesterday.
Crazy fast.
Also potentially true. They still play like a wildly undiscipllined unit, despite the talent.Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 I mean it helps when you’re working with Ed Reed, RayRay, Suggsy, Haloti, and whoever else was back there.
Frenchie!
22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 LOL
Martin Lawrence son
Blue Streak my niggasDongtavious Steelwang
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK 22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 I’ve never seen Blue Streak, but I did see National Security. And the Bad Boys.
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honeybadger23 I remember some Cows players complained about how complicated Rob Ryan’s schemes were, but then again the same assholes complained that Wade Phillip’s schemes were too simple so…… yeah, that probably doesn’t help figure the problem in Buffalo out as much as point out how shitty and unaccountable Cows defenders were.
Sir Squatch
Thanks for embarrassing the AL East, Toronto. Fucking Canadians can’t be counted on for anything.
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Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK 22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 I watched a movie from 2001 called “Brothers” last night. Am I an honorary black guy for the day?
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22SnakePlissken5150 honeybadger23 I still think its probably a lack of discipline and its just really fucking hard to play against a QB who gets the ball out so quickly.
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Sir Squatch They can be counted on being sorry and being late to things.
Frenchie!
22SnakePlissken5150 welcome aboard
http://i.imgur.com/Wai9r.jpgsplooz
Hasslesuck looks like he’s about to vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Flyin hawaiian!
87fiveoh254
Hey Frenchie…who won today? The game was on while I was at work…
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/RVacchianoNYDN
TE Daniel Fells remains hospitalized, as https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan reported, facing another surgical procedure to help him battle his MRSA infection.
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Some scary shitSir Squatch
https://twitter.com/RapSheethttps://twitter.com/RapSheet
Wow. https://twitter.com/StaceyDales says Matt Hasselbeck has a bacterial infection and was still(!) on IVs this afternoon. Says “I hope I can play 4 quarters”Frenchie!
Mike Carey clarified the flag
Hasselback was out the pocket
Negated the flag
They got it rightFiversons No Spin Zone
Any game is a good game of football, expect when the skins get blown out and he Cowboys win…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yup, just leave the guy everyone is expecting to be open, open.
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At least our defense I recent this year.. It’s been a long time…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone ATL is going to embarrass our secondary, loving the front 7
87fiveoh254
Looks like TCU fans tagged RG3’s statue.
http://imgur.com/VZk6AUu87fiveoh254
Fiversons No Spin Zone TCU’s color is purple. They said they think it says TCU FU which still doesn’t make sense.
87fiveoh254
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK 87fiveoh254 Those big titties aren’t going to show up at your door so just let it go. lol
87fiveoh254
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK 87fiveoh254 I never really paid attention.
87fiveoh254
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Strong will be a hot commodity this next week.
Frenchie!
So all it takes is playing your old team to look alive
Isn’t that right Andre Johnson?87fiveoh254
Frenchie – NFCE…THE DIVISION OF SUCK Unless you’re name is DeMarco Murray.
Sorry you left it wide open.
Frenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone just wait for the four-way tie that’s lurking come Sunday night….
Frenchie!
How isn’t that OPI on Hilton?
He was blocking right on the snap. No effort to run a pattern thereFrenchie!
lddsfuws yep
Like a bad habit
And I don’t regret it
Fuck that guy
He’s gonna go back to sucking Balls next weekFrenchie!
Hoyer has done a good job since replacing mallett
No wonder mallett is poutingsplooz
Throwing the ball at another player is arguably the dumbest thing you can do on the field. Does nothing good at all, doesn’t hurt the opponent, and just makes you look like a dick.
Frenchie!
lddsfuws I started Houston D in one league too
Ah well. At least my opponent has St Louis D vs green bayLupo
I mean it’s not like Hoyer is awesome but he’s clearly better than Mallet
Frenchie!
cloisterwater Thanks. It sucks. But there’s game 2 to rebound.
It’s just nice to be watching relevant baseball again
22 years is a LONG TIMEFrenchie!
Matt Mosley & Eli M They did. Out of the Yankees, Astros & Rangers, they were the team I didn’t want to see the Jays face first.
Anywho, Fuck you for bringing that upFrenchie!
Lupo Exactly
Mallett did himself no favors last night with his demeanor on the sidelines. I’d be surprised if Mallett not only starts again this season, but is a Texan in 2016Frenchie!
Lupo CBS cameras caught Mallett smirking at the end of the game last night
Frenchie!
Lupo Right after the Hilton catch actually. Although he was probably smiling after the INT as well
Obie Juan and Only
Would you guys hate me if I came out of the closet? I have always felt like I won’t be accepted by my friends but I think you guys will understand.
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splooz
Imagine how mad Goodell would be if an offense and defense spent 2 minutes doing the whip and nae nae during a scrimmage.
http://deadspin.com/little-football-players-abandon-game-to-dance-like-cham-1735157102