GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
It’s been a turbulent couple of Tuesdays here at SpikedKoolAid.com. The entire free world has been turned upside-down, forcing many of us to question our deeply held beliefs and assumptions – as well as the flawed logic that lead us to these bogus conclusions.
“What else have I been wrong about?”, “Is this real life?”, etc. These are not easy questions to answer. But we can no longer deny the reality that is right in front of us: the Arizona Cardinals are playing good football.
OR DID HE??
We’ll explore this topic later. But first, a fan-favorite segment makes it’s triumphant to The Real BKOB Report!! Back by popular demand it’s…
NFCW Legends: Where are they Now? – Russell Carrington Wilson Edition (part 2)
Let’s play a game, Knowledge Seekers. It’s called “Russell Wilson or Chuck Norris?” I’ll give a list of biographical facts, and you try and guess who I’m describing:
- His most recent Game Winning Drive has him tied with John Elway for 9th all time with 40. Three more and he’ll be tied with Brett Favre. (Hey, they were pretty good, right?)
- A potential 10th Pro Bowl Selection this season would break an existing tie with Elway, Dan Marino, Warren Moon, Fran Tarkenton and Norm Van Brocklin – and it would launch this person into the Top 5 all-time for QBs
- His career Passer Rating has rebounded (100.1), and he’s currently tied for 4th all-time in that category
- His next victory will be his 119th, breaking a tie with Johnny Unitas for 12th all-time (cool number)
- With 3 more TDs, he’ll have 343 and pass Fran Tarkenton for 12th all-time (oh yeah)
- And, oh yeah, he’s also 5th all-time in Rushing Yards per Attempt, cementing his legendary legacy as one of the few true dual-threat QBs in the game’s history
Have you locked in your answers?? It’s Russell Carrington Wilson!! We’d like to thank Chuck Norris for joining us this week. We had a lot of fun.
Follow along with us as Wilson continues to rebound from the ONE bad season he’s had his entire career – and fights his way back into the HOF discussion. It will be difficult to ignore his sustained excellence as he continues to pass these significant milestones, and completes his “heroic comeback” character arc. Wooh, I’m getting a little choked up over here.
For most bloggers, that would be the whole article. But I’m a 20x Golden Boner Award winning Champion, so here’s some STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson – 50/85 (58.8%) 737 yds, 8.7 ypa, 6 td, 1 int, 105.9 rtg
K Murray – 191/276 (69.2%) 2,058 yds, 7.5 ypa, 12 td, 3 int, 100.8 rtg
B Purdy – 181/278 (65.1%) 2,454 yds, 8.8 ypa, 12 td, 7 int, 97.0 rtg
G Smith – 233/342 (68.1%), 2,560 yds, 7.5 ypa, 11 td, 10 int, 88.6 rtg
M Stafford – 214/322 (66.5%) 2,262 yds, 7.0 ypa, 9 td, 7 int, 87.0 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
J Conner – 159 att, 697 yds, 4.4 ypa, 5 td, 1 fum
J Mason – 135 att, 690 yds, 5.1 ypa, 3 td, 2 fum
K Williams – 176 att, 664 yds, 3.8 ypa, 8 td, 2 fum
K Walker – 99 att, 398 yds, 4.0 ypa, 6 td, 0 fum
K Murray – 46 att, 371 yds, 8.1 ypa, 4 td, 4 fum
I Guerendo – 38 att, 227 yds, 6.0 ypa, 1 TD, 0 fum
Z Charbonnet – 61 att, 213 yds, 3.5 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
B Corum – 23 att, 80 yds, 3.5 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
D Metcalf – 35 rec, 61 tgt, 568 yds, 16.2 ypr, 3 td, 2 fum
J Smith-Njigba – 50 rec, 75 tgt, 568 yds, 11.4 ypr, 3 td, 1 fum
G Kittle – 43 rec, 53 tgt, 560 yds, 13.0 ypr, 7 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 49 rec, 65 tgt, 552 yds, 11.3 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
M Harrison Jr – 33 rec, 60 tgt, 499 yds, 15.1 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
J Jennings – 32 rec, 47 tgt, 497 yds, 15.5 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
D Samuel – 29 rec, 45 tgt, 468 yds, 15.5 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 34 rec, 53 tgt, 456 yds, 13.4 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
C Kupp – 41 rec, 56 tgt, 382 yds, 9.3 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
T Atwell – 26 rec, 40 tgt, 372 yds, 14.3 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Robinson – 22 rec, 40 tgt, 350 yds, 15.9 ypr, 5 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 30 rec, 44 tgt, 307 yds, 10.2 ypr, 3 td, 1 fum
My Analysis:
As mentioned above, the Arizona Cardinals are giving the ILLUSION of playing good football. As they continue to pull ahead in the NFCW Standings, many SKA users are considering the perfectly acceptable option of switching teams (I’m looking at you L1).
But is beating the Bears and the Jets really all that impressive? Hmm? A quick glance at the Knowledge Tables will reveal a shocking level of mediocrity from the so-called “first place” Cardinals. And as good as Kyler Murray has been playing, he’s nowhere near the legendary status of Russell Carrington Wilson. I rest my case.
By the end of this week, all 4 NFCW teams could be within a single game of one another in the standings. That’s what I keep telling myself. And just a few weeks ago, the Cardinals looked dead in the water at 2-4 before bouncing back. The Rams (briefly) went on a run of their own. If they can have a semi-fluky win streaks and redeem their seasons, what’s stopping the rest of the NFCW teams from doing the same thing?
In other words, don’t believe the Fake Knowledge media!! It’s still anybody’s Division, folks!!
And now, how about your feedback? It’s Seahawks/Niners week part. I want to see some good, clean trolling. Feel free to use the NFCW Stats and Rankings I have provided.
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
