GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
‘Twas the Tuesday before Christmas
and all through Disqus
not a Niner fan stirred
because their team really sucks
Their heads were all hung
in the deep grip of shame
Their crappy QB
just blew another game
Their Head Coach was nestled
on the floor with two beers
His 4th losing season
in the past 8 years
The faithful lamented
“What the heck went so wrong?
Our Super Bowl drought
is now three decades long”
When out on the blog
there arose such a clatter.
The few fans remaining
shared doom-laden chatter.
“Now Shanny, now Deebo,
now Warner, now Kittle,
With all of this talent
We’ve accomplished so little”
They muttered and grumbled,
their season fell flat.
Happy Tuesday to all.
Now let’s read some STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
M Stafford – 323/485 (66.6%) 3,573 yds, 7.4 ypa, 20 td, 8 int, 95.2 rtg
B Purdy – 273/420 (65.0%) 3,487 yds, 8.3 ypa, 17 td, 10 int, 94.4 rtg
K Murray – 314/458 (68.6%) 3,288 yds, 7.2 ypa, 16 td, 9 int, 92.6 rtg
G Smith – 370/528 (70.1%), 3,937 yds, 7.5 ypa, 17 td, 15 int, 90.4 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
K Williams – 303 att, 1,243 yds, 4.1 ypa, 13 td, 5 fum
J Conner – 232 att, 1,090 yds, 4.7 ypa, 8 td, 2 fum
J Mason – 153 att, 789 yds, 5.2 ypa, 3 td, 3 fum
K Walker – 153 att, 573 yds, 3.7 ypa, 7 td, 1 fum
K Murray – 71 att, 518 yds, 7.3 ypa, 5 td, 5 fum
Z Charbonnet – 106 att, 453 yds, 4.3 ypa, 8 td 0 fum
I Guerendo – 73 att, 381 yds, 5.2 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
B Corum – 53 att, 201 yds, 3.8 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
J Smith-Njigba – 93 rec, 126 tgt, 1,089 yds, 11.7 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
G Kittle – 68 rec, 83 tgt, 967 yds, 14.2 ypr, 8 td, 0 fum
T McBride – 91 rec, 120 tgt, 958 yds, 10.4 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
D Metcalf – 60 rec, 100 tgt, 897 yds, 14.9 ypr, 4 td, 2 fum
P Nacua – 69 rec, 92 tgt, 861 yds, 12.5 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
J Jennings – 63 rec, 93 tgt, 856 yds, 13.6 ypr, 6 td, 0 fum
M Harrison Jr – 51 rec, 100 tgt, 726 yds, 14.2 ypr, 7 td, 1 fum
C Kupp – 66 rec, 97 tgt, 681 yds, 10.3 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
D Samuel – 50 rec, 80 tgt, 665 yds, 13.3 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
T Lockett – 44 rec, 66 tgt, 552 yds, 12.5 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
M Wilson – 43 rec, 65 tgt, 526 yds, 12.2 ypr, 4 td, 1 fum
T Atwell – 37 rec, 54 tgt, 525 yds, 14.2 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
My Analysis:
This week’s BKOB Report is a short one. I’d just like to say – as much as I love teasing you guys and getting on each others’ nerves – the reason I keep coming back after all these years is because I genuinely love talking trash with you guys, whether its about sports, life, and all things in between. I’m glad to be part of this weird little secret club, and I’m happy that you’re all here too – even if your crappy team has already been eliminated from the playoffs.
And now, how about your feedback? Merry Christmas, and let’s get ready for 2025 – another fun year of Knowledge, trolling, and bonding over custom memes
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
