Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Can you believe the Regular Season is already 3/4 of the way finished? What a ride it’s been! So many ups and downs, great moments and wild finishes! And, with two NFCW teams vying for a playoff spot (for the 4th year in a row), the crescendo promises to be the best part! In the meantime, we’ve hit a Knowledge-vein and the Stats are flowing!!
So let’s stop wasting time and get to the STATS!!!!!!!!! With Special Guest Loser… AARON RODGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
C Palmer 241/378 (63.8%) 3,337yds 8.8ypa 27td 9int 105.6prtg
R Wilson 220/325 (67.7%) 2,723yds 8.4ypa 18td 7int 102.9prtg
A Rodgers 236/390 (60.5%) 2,684yds 6.9ypa 24td 4int 97.4prtg
B Gabbert 62/95 (65.3%) 767yds 8.1ypa 4td 3int 91.0prtg
C Keenum 12/26 (46.2%) 136yds 5.23ypa 1td 0int 75.2prtg
N Foles 175/302 (57.9%) 1,906yds 6.3ypa 7td 9int 72.0prtg
Rushers (Ranked by Yards)
C Johnson 196att 814yds 4.2ypa 3td 2fum
T Gurley 164att 794yds 4.8ypa 6td 2fum
T Rawls 122att 685yds 5.6ypa 3td 0fum
C Hyde 115att 470yds 4.1ypa 3td 1fum
M Lynch 111att 417yds 3.8ypa 3td 0fum
S Draughn 45att 156yds 3.5ypa 0td 1fum
What’s changed?
Russell Wilson’s stats have taken a noticeable uptick. The Pittsburgh Steelers came into Seattle allowing only 19.1 points per game, the 6th best scoring defense in the league. Their game plan was obvious – limit Thomas Rawls and make Russell beat them from the pocket. And that’s exactly what happened.
On Russell’s 27th Birthday – a day in which he suffered from flu-like symptoms and was on an IV during his post game press conference – he gifted US with the most magnificent passing performance of any NFCW Quarterback in 2015. He may have single-handedly saved the Seahawks’ season, as they are now in the driver’s seat for a playoff spot. This should strike fear into the hearts of all NFC Playoff teams, as Russell’s postseason record is nothing short of exceptional.
Elsewhere in the division, the Fraudulent Arizona Cardinals lost their leading rusher for the foreseeable future. Chris Johnson led the League in Street Cred after rushing for 800 yards with a bullet lodged in his shoulder. We’ll see how the Redbirds adjust to this devastating blow.
Bruce Arians infamously won a Coach of the Year Award for his “amazing” ability to go .500 with backup QBs (wow, how did he do it?) We’ll see how he does with backing RBs. Andre Ellington, David Johnson and Kerwyn Williams have all flashed at different points in their careers, so we’ll have to see if one of them is ready to step up for this final stretch.
My Analysis:
The San Francisco 49ers are an abomination to Football, and are unworthy of Knowledge. I might have to exclude them from future editions of the BKOB Report because Red Highlighting is too expensive. Niner fans will pretend like they knew this was going to happen, but long-time Knowledge Seekers will know that this was NEVER part of the plan.
Jim Tomsula’s club is 0-5 in division games, scoring a meager 8.4 points per game versus NFCW opponents. They’ve averaging 10.4 points per game over the past six weeks, and they’re winless on the road. Their offense is dead last as Yards AND Points and their defense isn’t much better. After trying to blame it all on Kaepernick, they benched him and they’ve won ONE GAME since then. And the best part is, there’s no reason to believe that they’ll be any better next year. I blame their fans.
And now, how about your feedback? Did you know you can scroll up to the URL, change the Week Number and view ANY BKOB Report from this season? Neat trick, huh?
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil………..
CARDINALS 2015 NFCW CHAMPS!!
Cards have 8 yellow stats on offense and defense !!