Sir Squatch

1. Bengals – Joe Burrow, QB, LSU 2. Giants – Chase Young, DE, Ohio State 3. Dolphins – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama 4. Redskins – Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia 5. Broncos – Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama 6. Falcons – AJ Epenesa, DE, Iowa 7. Lions – Derrick Brown, DT, Auburn 8. Cardinals – CeeDee Lamb,…

Offense: QB – Dak Prescott RB – Ezekiel Elliot WR – Amari Cooper WR – Terry McLaurin WR – Golden Tate TE – Zach Ertz LT – Tyron Smith LG – Ereck Flowers C – Travis Frederick RG – Brandon Brooks RT – Lane Johnson Defense: Edge – Markus Golden Edge – Robert Quinn DT…

I just based the order on the league standings on ESPN. You can @ my balls.   1. Cincinnati Bengals – Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama   2. Miami Dolphins – Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon   3. Washington Redskins – Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia   4. Atlanta Falcons – Chase Young, DE, Ohio State   5. New…

By Joey “Reg” Esquire QB – Dak Prescott The leader in basically every statistical passing category. Competition level should come into account, but for now it’s Dak over Wentz based on raw production. RB – Saquon Barkley, Ezekiel Elliott Yes, I’m putting two RBs on instead of three WRs, because the WRs have mostly been…

A Rian Johnson Story Let’s start off at the very beginning of the movie: the opening scene. Rian Johnson couldn’t possibly start the movie off so poorly that you could almost tell from the jump that the movie was going to suck, could he? Yep. I probably shouldn’t nitpick too much or I’ll have to…