The Real BKOB Report – 2020 – Week 9 Edition

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Greetings, Knowledge Seekers. The NFCW is pathetic. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Especially the 49er fans. If I wanted to Copy/Paste stats for a bunch of losers, I’d cover the Mariners.

On the other hand, the NFCW is incredible. Except for the 49ers. The Division’s 20 total victories is 2nd only the top-heavy AFCN. And if you take out the 49ers, the remaining NFCW teams are 16-8, and that ain’t too shabby.

I guess we’re all entitled to an off week every now and then. As long as it doesn’t become a pattern. Now, about those STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson – 211/297 (71.0%) 2,541 yds, 8.6 ypa, 28 td, 8 int, 117.5 rtg
K Murray – 190/279 (68.1%) 2,130 yds, 7.6 ypa, 16 td, 7 int, 99.3 rtg
N Mullens – 91/133 (68.4%) 1,143 yds, 8.6 ypa, 5 td, 4 int, 94.9 rtg
J Goff – 186/284 (65.5%) 2,145 yds, 7.6 ypa, 13 td, 6 int, 94.6 rtg
J Garopplo – 94/140 (67.1%) 1,096 yds, 7.8 ypa, 7 td, 5 int, 92.4 rtg

NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
K Murray – 76 att, 543 yds, 7.1 ypa, 8 td, 2 fum
K Drake – 119 att, 512 yds, 4.3 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
D Henderson Jr – 95 att, 458 yds, 4.8 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
C Carson – 66 att, 323 yds, 4.9 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
M Brown – 75 att, 314 yds, 4.2 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
R Mostert – 51 att, 303 yds, 5.9 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
J McKinnon – 59 att, 261 yds, 4.4 ypa, 5 td, 0 fum

What’s changed?
It’s time for the NFCW to get it’s mid-season checkup. Please remove your trousers, the doctor will be with your shortly.

This past weekend not withstanding, the NFCW has mostly lived up to the pre-season hype that it would be one of the toughest Divisions in Football. And the Seahawks have been in first place since the very beginning. So what does that tell you? They’re also tied with Green Bay and New Orleans for best record in the NFC. And they haven’t even faced the New Jersey teams, yet!

Sure they’re regrouping now after one of the more predictable losses on their schedule – aided by a few uncharacteristic turnovers. Yes, the Defense was awful, but they’re always awful. If the O-line can protect Russell and keep him from forcing throws into coverage, Seattle can win a lot of games like the one we just witnessed. I just know it!

There was one silver lining for Seattle’s Defense: they finally generated some of that “Pass Rush” I’ve been hearing so much about. In his first game with the Seahawks, Carlos Dunlap amassed more Sacks then Jadeveon Clowney has had all season long. Perhaps that portends of good things to come!

My Analysis:
This week the Seahawks travel to Los Angeles to face the Rams. THAT’S always fun! When we last saw Struggling Sean and the Lose Angeles Shams, they were getting probed by the Dolphins and 49ers. And not even Nick Mullens, I’m talking about the Garoppolo 49ers!! That’d bad.

What are they gunna do when the big, bad, League Leader in TDs comes to town? Tune in to next week’s Edition of The Real BKOB Report to find out!!

And now, how about your feedback? Mike always gets mad at me if I don’t include trivial Kyler Murray stats in my articles, so here goes: Kyler Murray has never spent a single second of his life in 1st Place of the NFCW. Boom goes the C4.

Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………



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